Grand Prix Rejects

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IceG wrote: ↑21 Apr 2024, 09:03 Nothing was infinite and improbable. Despite all the safety cars and shenanigans what I posted elsewhere was correct:

This. We need to stop awarding IIDOTR unless it's actually deserved.

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Kevin Magnussen: For his amateur sim racer dive bomb on Tsunoda.

Troll: Probably not entirely his fault, but the screw ups just keep coming.

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2024 Struggling to Care GP S1: Verstappen S2: Leclerc S3: Sainz S4: Perez S5: Hamilton S6: Alonso S7: Russell S8: Norris Sprint Pole: Verstappen First Retirement: None 1) Verstappen 2) Perez 3) Leclerc 4) Sainz 5) Hamilton 6) Norris 7) Piastri 8) Russell 9) Alonso 10) Tsunoda Pole: Verstappen Faste...

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Ditto.

Got Phoenix and Dallas mixed up

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Mercedes: Even if we take the Russell incident as being Nando's fault, still not a good race for them. Williams: As above, not letting them away with that chassis swap. Sargeant screwed over for no points. Ricciardo: Retire, old man. Whilst Williams might not have scored points with Albon, the addi...

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Mercedes: Even if we take the Russell incident as being Nando's fault, still not a good race for them.

Williams: As above, not letting them away with that chassis swap. Sargeant screwed over for no points.

Ricciardo: Retire, old man.

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Tsunoda: Just give this man the Red Bull seat and bin off Danny Ric already.

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2024 taking a punt on anyone but Max Grand Prix 1. Charles Leclerc 2. Max Verstappen 3. Carlos Sainz 4. Fernando Alonso 5. Sergio Perez 6. George Russell 7. Lance Troll 8. Lewis Hamilton 9. Lando Norris 10. Oscar Piastri Pole: Charles Leclerc Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen First Retirement: Does Sarge...

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2024 Alonso practice hype is (almost) real Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Alonso 3. Leclerc 4. Perez 5. Russell 6. Norris 7. Hamilton 8. Bearman 9. Piastri 10. Stroll Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Verstappen First Retirement: Zhou ROTR: Alpine IIDOTR: Alonso DBTMOTR: Stroll LP: Sargeant FTP: Bottas YF...

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Alpine.

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Do not award

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2024 Maxwinslol episode 1 of 24. 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Norris 4. Sainz 5. Perez 6. Hamilton 7. Russell 8. Piastri 9. Alonso 10. Stroll Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Verstappen First Retirement: Magnussen ROTR: Alpine IIDOTR: Norris DBTMOTR: Perez LP: Hulkenberg FTP: Tsunoda YF: Magnussen Wors...

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Yuki: Led race. Was frequently in the top 5 and still finished 8th despite a one-stop strategy from Torro Rosso that may not have been optimal. imo, he's more deserving of a shot at the Red Bull seat than Riccy.

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Crofty: "There's no verstoppen Verstappen!!!"

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2023 Red Bull turn their engines down a little bit Grand Prix Double Points cos I haven't used them. 1. Charles Leclerc 2. Max Verstappen 3. Lando Norris 4. Sergio Perez 5. Lewis Hamilton 6. Fernando Alonso 7. George Russell 8. Lance Stroll 9. Oscar Piastri 10. Pierre Gasly PP: Charles Leclerc FL: M...

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2023 Total Sh!tshow Grand Prix 1. Charl (might as well have a punt that Ferrari somehow won't bathplug it up) 2. Hamilton 3. Verstappen 4. Perez 5. Sainz 6. Alonso 7. Stroll 8. Norris 9. Russell 10. Gasly PP: Charl FL: Sainz First Retirement: Russell ROTR: 2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix IIDOTR: Charl DB...

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Mercedes: GP2 engine?

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2023 F1 Season by the Numbers S1: Verstappen S2: Leclerc S3: Norris S4: Perez S5: Hamilton S6: Sainz S7: Russell S8: Piastri 1. Verstappen 2. Perez 3. Hamilton 4. Norris 5. Sainz 6. Leclerc 7. Russell 8. Piastri 9. Gasly 10. Alonso PP: Verstappen FL: Verstappen First Retirement: Stroll ROTR: Aston ...

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2023 Sod it, might as well take a punt on a Perez miracle Grand Prix. 1. Perez 2. Verstappen 3. Norris 4. Leclerc 5. Hamilton 6. Sainz 7. Piastri 8. Russell 9. Ricciardo 10. Ocon PP: Verstappen FL: Ricciardo First Retirement: Stroll ROTR: Aston Martin IIDOTR: Perez DBTMOTR: Sargeant LP: Sargeant Ft...

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Leclerc / Leclerc's strategist: Not sure who's fault it was, but that was miserable.

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Tsunoda: Another 2 points in the shitbox whilst everyone makes doe eyes at Lawson & Riccy.

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Lando Please Do Something. For the Love of God Somehow Stop Max S1: Norris S2: Verstappen S3: Hamilton S4: Piastri S5: Russel S6: Perez S7: Leclerc S8: Sainz 1. Nor--- nah. Can't. Verstappen. 2. Norris 3. Sainz 4. Hamilton 5. Perez 6. Piastri 7. Alonso 8. Leclerc 9. Russell 10. Gasly PP: Verstappen...

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Just dropping by to add +1 to mario's nomination. Holding a race in these temps could've very easily done someone a serious injury. Suppose a driver had completely passed out (Stroll said he was having brief blackouts) at an inopportune point on the racetrack and just full throttled straight into a ...

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Alfa Romeo

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Merc: Hilarious.

Track limits: Watched half the race and still saw about 5 penalties.

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2023 Slave Labour from the Indian Sub-continent Grand Prix: S1: Verstappen S2: Hamilton S3: Alonso S4: Perez S5: Norris S6: Russell S7: Piastri S8: Leclerc 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Norris 4. Russell 5. Sainz 6. Perez 7. Piastri 8. Leclerc 9. Gasly 10. Ocon PP: N/A (Verstappen already on pole wh...

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The 2023 Normal Service Resumed Grand Prix 1. Max Verstappen 2. Carlos Sainz 3. Lando Norris 4. Lewis Hamilton 5. Sergio Perez 6. George Russell 7. Sad Charl 8. Yuki Tsunoda 9. Oscar Piastri 10. Fernando Alonso PP: Max Verstappen FL: Max Verstappen First Retirement: Kevin Magnussen ROTR: Aston Mart...

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Choices, choices, choices:

George Russell: Flushing a podium on the last lap.

Perez: A few little blots on the copybook today, with an amateur looking move on Albon at the end.

Alonso: Are we sure it wasn't Stroll in the car.

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Have to acknowledge Sainz & Norris for co-operating better than most team-mates do and holding off Merc, even though it goes against my general views on IIDOTR.

Lawson and Gasly are other options.

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2023 Let's See How Ferrari Screw This Up Grand Prix 1: Verstappen 2: Leclerc 3: Hamilton 4: Sainz 5: Norris 6: Perez 7: Russell 8: Piastri 9: Alonso 10: Gasly Pole: Leclerc Fastest Lap: Leclerc First Retirement: Hulkenberg ROTR: Aston Martin IIDOTR: Ferrari (spread betting) DBTMOTR: Stroll LP: Sarg...

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The 2023 Entirely Boring and non-bonkers Italian GP 1. Max Verstappen 2. Carloz Sainz 3. Lando Norris 4. Sergio Perez 5. Lewis Hamilton 6. Charles Leclerc 7. Oscar Piastri 8. Fernando Alonso 9. George Russell 10. Alex Albon PP: Max Verstappen FL: Max Verstappen First Retirement: Bottas ROTR: Alfa R...

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Has to be Gasly.

Albon and Alonso aren't bad calls, but that Alpine should not be on the podium. So that wins for me.

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Russell, Leclerc, Stroll and Alfa Romeo are all decent shouts. But I have to go with McLaren's Strategists . 2nd quickest car in cool / changeable conditions and they made a bags of it. Particularly gimping Norris at the start by not calling him in. HM to Alpha Tauri's Strategists for leaving Tsuno...

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2023 MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN MAX VERSTAPPEN Grand Prix MAX VERSTAPPEN

1. MAX VERSTAPPEN
2. Norris
3. Perez
4. Hamilton
5. Alonso
6. Albon
7. Leclerc
8. Russell
9. Sainz
10. Piastri

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Ferrari
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Hulkenberg

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Tsunoda. I think he's outperforming that car. 9th was actually a little bit of a disappointment vs. where he ran early in the race, but he still made light work of Riccy. Norris. Really an honourable mention rather than an actual nomination, but came home 7th despite having some sort of issue with ...

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Carlos Sainz. Poor error which ended his own race as well as Piastri's.

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The 2023 Save Us Lando! Grand Prix S1: Max Verstappen S2: Sergio Perez S3: Lando Norris S4: Lewis Hamilton S5: George Russell S6: Oscar Piastri S7: Fernando Alonso S8: Charles Leclerc 1. Lando Norris 2. Max Verstappen 3. Sergio Perez 4. George Russell 5. Charles Leclerc 6. Lewis Hamilton 7. Oscar P...

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Nil

Norris & Piastri are around where their car is. Maybe Norris outperformed it slightly, but not by much.
Russell's charge through the field was an ingenious solution to his own terrible qualifying, so that rules him out.
Ditto Perez, albeit less extreme.

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Zhou: Did he forget to put his car in gear or something? Terrible start, which he then compounded by punting Riccy into the Alpines. Finished 16th after qualifying 5th. Out of 17 remaining drivers.

I won't nominate Alpine cos, as funny as it was, I genuinely think they were punted.

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2023 Will Perez make Q3 this time? Grand Prix. 1. Verstappen 2. Perez 3. Alonso 4. Norris 5. Hamilton 6. Sainz 7. Piastri 8. Leclerc 9. Russell 10. Stroll PP: Verstappen FL: Perez First Retirement: Magnussen ROTR: Ricciardo IIDOTR: Ricciardo (there's a decent chance he'll be one of these things) DB...

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