Grand Prix Rejects

Ross Prawn

Vitaly Petrov has suggested a typically Russian solution to this issue, in an interview after Abu Dabi:- Q. Sebastian Vettel gave a big thanks to you to keep Fernando Alonso behind. Did you rather a Red Bull won than a Ferrari? VP: I just want to be champion myself. I don't think he needs to say tha...

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Well, at least we beat Webber.

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Webber might have been champ six years ago then.

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'Russian swine ! In my day the Renault number two driver knew when to crash !!'

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..........just goes to prove that the Manufacturer Era had the right idea, but not the right timescales or enough patience to see the project through. If Honda did a huge DOH! when Brawn won last year; then Jag fans like me smile at the thought of our team being sold off cheaply by Ford and seeing ...

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All I'm saying is that I get cross when someone is slow at traffic lights in front of me. I can't imagine how Alonso felt. Yes it was a bit spoiled brattish and unsporting, but maybe understandable. I'm not sure about the comparison with Schumi. Schumi never seemed to get Latin red mist, it was just...

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To be fair, Alonso was a bit upset. If I'd been cruising around comfortably set up for my third WDC, and my team had decided to pit me so I was in the traffic, I'd be peeved. Then even more peeved when I realised it was impossible to pass on the track. And then staring at the back of Petrov's Renaul...

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Unsurprisingly graceless. Alonso's sense of entitlement could fill that f-ing Ferrari theme park all on its own. Which indeed might be why Ferrari lost. Did you notice that at the beginning of the race Fernando's car was buried on the grid under two hundred reporters, the King of Spain, fifty hange...

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Eddie Jordan has to get an honorable mention for the BBC Abu Dabi coverage. His idea of interviewing is to gabble on at high speed whilst the bemused interviewee can't get a word in edgeways. Best illustrated by his interview with [b]Mattersich[b] after the race, where Dieter managed about three wo...

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Ferrari, for throwing the race away with an idiot strategy, as has already been said. Having dropped Massa into an impossible position in the pack, they then proceeded to do the same with Alonso. Webber, for giving up and not having a go at Alonso. There were at least two occasions where Alonso sli...

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All of those, including me, who thought McClaren would implode with Jenson and Lewis this year. Mind you, if they had built a faster car we might have seen some more tension.

Vettel's pointy finger thing.

Michael Schumacher, for not justifying the hype, and for frequent dangerous driving.

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Eddie Jordan has to get an honorable mention for the BBC Abu Dabi coverage. His idea of interviewing is to gabble on at high speed whilst the bemused interviewee can't get a word in edgeways. Best illustrated by his interview with Mattersich after the race, where Dieter managed about three words. Al...

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Petrov

And I bet Renault were pretty happy with their TV coverage today.

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I'm sure the honest Russian who sold Putin the drive swore it was a real F1 car. They fake everything over there. Its probably a Lada.

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Klon wrote:Why not simply call TTFKA Renault something like "Team Lotus Europe" and 1Malaysia's team as "Team Lotus Malaysia". Both sides are happy and we are having a ton of Lotus' on the grid, just like the sixties.

I think you've just invented A1GP

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Ed24 wrote:
Ross Prawn wrote:Was Bernie talking about the FIA ?

No, the local criminals that targeted Button, the Sauber mechanics etc.

Ah, thanks. (Makes note to use smiley face next time he tries a joke.)

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I'm almost tempted to change my IIDOR vote to Bernie Ecclestone, for this gem of a comment: They look for victims, they look for anyone that looks like a soft touch and not too bright. The people that look a bit soft and simple, they will always have a go at. I think here for the race weekend they ...

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Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me, Webber.

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Alonso's paid assassins for attacking the wrong McLaren limousine.

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I don't think there was an iidor. All the results looked very probable to me.

But Kubica deserves a mention. The TV footage of his 'go kart' racing part of the race was some of the best I have ever seen.

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KOBAYASHI !! Come on admit it, he did hit as lot of stuff.

(Ok, maybe it should be Schumi, but we can't vote him in for every race.)

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'Kill him'

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I still think its far too early to tell. But a few thoughts:- I don't think you can nominate one of the three new teams or their drivers. Too easy. We new they would be slow and they were. ( Well maybe Yamamoto for buying his way back in and still being cr*p.) Schumacher and Hulkenburg were the two ...

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Hamilton has always come across as quite aloof and icy, and for some reason his way of speaking sometimes makes it seem like English is his second language (starting sentences with 'For sure,' for example), which I've always found quite distracting. You get the impression he lives quite a detached ...

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However, Seb is still a young driver, maybe a switch of teams will educate him. Rather than repeatedly being fed the same fluids at Red Bull. Urgh. I had Horner and an inappropriate relationship with Vettel in my head as it was. You throw in the image of Vettel and fluids and my dinner is about to ...

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Helmut Marko, 'And we can see from this picture that Button was clearly to blame.'

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Vettell. Thats the second race in a row he has thrown away. To many mistakes for a championship challenger.

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1. There have been a few dubious times when they have held station rather than racing each other. But generally Lewis has been that bit faster. Today at Spa was a typical example, Jenson was quick but Lewis was awesome. So on balance, team orders have not been needed. 2. Vettell may be quick but he ...

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Petrov - back of the field to ninth, superb drive.

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I don't understand the amount of negativity in this thread. Mosley is MAKING A FRAKLOAD OF SENSE. I think its a bit like seeing an old school teacher. You're used to paying attention and taking heed of whats said but when you see them years later you just end up thinking "Piss off you old bezz...

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Thats it ! Spank his car again!!

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I don't understand the amount of negativity in this thread. Mosley is MAKING A FRAKLOAD OF SENSE. Making sense has nothing to do with it. Max is a bit bored and wants to stir up a big fight, and get his name in the papers. Plus he was the only guy around to be interviewed, everyone else was on the ...

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IdeFan wrote:History is in favor of Webber's championship because hes is in the lead with nearly 2/3 of the season gone, has the fastest car and has won twice as many races as anyone else has so far.

Stop saying that, you'll only make Sebastian cry again !

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Overtaking Working Group tests levitation system for 2011

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Webber auditions for part in 'Driven2'.

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And for my next trick !

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watka wrote:Brands Hatch should be closed down:

Johnny Herbert, Henry Surtees, Seat Eurocup, and now this

Horrific accident. But caused by a wheel to wheel touch. Why do you blame the circuit.

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We need a 'cry baby of the day award'. Vettell will win it every time he does not win.

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Schumacher for stupidly dangerous driving. Ok, we all know he's a hard driver, but he's just letting his reputation down. Jenson Button for just tooling around, and not doing much really. Does he want to win the championship ? Diificult to know who to blame for the pit lane fiasco. Just a formation...

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If you had to miss any race for a wedding, with the exception of Valencia you'd pick this one. I'm prepared for a truly soporific race tomorrow, I can't see much happening. Yeah thats true, maybe I'll just tape the BBC highlights instead! I predict ROTR for Vettel for doing the pointy one finger th...

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