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- 29 Aug 2024, 19:58
- Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
- Topic: A Gravel Trap review of the 2004 Belgian GP
- Replies: 0
- Views: 136
A Gravel Trap review of the 2004 Belgian GP
Evening everyone :deletraz: Today is a big anniversary in Formula One, for it is 20 years since Michael Schumacher secured the last of his seven world championships. Klon has decided to mark the occasion by reviewing the race in which he set a new record, the 2004 Belgian GP, in a very Gravel Trap s...
- 25 Aug 2024, 14:36
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Netherlands 2024
- Replies: 11
- Views: 438
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Netherlands 2024
1. Harrison Burton. What a way to get the Wood Brothers' 100th win in NASCAR!
2. Kyle Busch. Finally getting some good runs in that RCR crapbox.
![Dance :dance:](./images/smilies/icon_slick.gif)
2. Kyle Busch. Finally getting some good runs in that RCR crapbox.
- 25 Aug 2024, 14:33
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Netherlands 2024
- Replies: 16
- Views: 599
Reject of the Race - Netherlands 2024
1. Sauber . Hopelessly off the pace. This is their worst season ever, even their trainwreck of a 2014 had a few moments of hope (before Guti and Sutil inevitably crashed). With Bottas/Zhou Sauber have an objectively better driver line-up and more money than they had in 2014, which shows just how ter...
- 28 Jul 2024, 16:31
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2024
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3038
Re: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2024
With the news breaking that Russell is likely to be disqualified for an underweight car, the ROTR can only be Mercedes, the absolute morons. Way to wreck one of the greatest drives of the 2020s. ![Facepalm :facepalm:](./images/smilies/icon_facepalm.png)
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- 28 Jul 2024, 14:29
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Belgium 2024
- Replies: 13
- Views: 1884
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Belgium 2024
1. George Russell's tyres. How on earth did they last 34 laps, bloody hell.
2. Esteban Ocon. Wrung another point out of the shitbox.
2. Esteban Ocon. Wrung another point out of the shitbox.
- 28 Jul 2024, 14:26
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2024
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3038
Reject of the Race - Belgium 2024
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- 27 Jul 2024, 18:40
- Forum: The Andrea Sassetti Memorial Forum
- Topic: Alt-1959: Enter France!
- Replies: 143
- Views: 102047
Re: Alt-1959: Enter France!
Hampshire Racing Alliance will enter the following:
Henry Taylor - Vanwall VW58 chassis 2, Vanwall VE2 engine 6
Peter Ashdown - O.S.C.A. F156A chassis 16, Vanwall VE2 engine 2
We continue to hope Mike Taylor's career fizzles out and he ends up in a South Wales coal mine.![Mad :x](./images/smilies/icon_mad.gif)
Henry Taylor - Vanwall VW58 chassis 2, Vanwall VE2 engine 6
Peter Ashdown - O.S.C.A. F156A chassis 16, Vanwall VE2 engine 2
We continue to hope Mike Taylor's career fizzles out and he ends up in a South Wales coal mine.
![Mad :x](./images/smilies/icon_mad.gif)
- 21 Jul 2024, 14:46
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary 2024
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1883
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary 2024
1. 2024 Hungarian Grand Prix. Quite possibly the most hilarious comedy Grand Prix in some time.
2. Lance Stroll. Another race where he was better than Alonso.
2. Lance Stroll. Another race where he was better than Alonso.
- 21 Jul 2024, 14:41
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2024
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3048
Reject of the Race - Hungary 2024
1. McLaren. Absolute boneheaded stupidity, a complete driver management failure. If Norris loses the title by seven points, we can point to this nonsense.
2. Max Verstappen. A petulant toddler when he's not 30 seconds up the road from the next driver.
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2. Max Verstappen. A petulant toddler when he's not 30 seconds up the road from the next driver.
- 16 Jul 2024, 19:55
- Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
- Topic: A Gravel Trap museum review!
- Replies: 2
- Views: 6093
A Gravel Trap museum review!
Evening everyone :deletraz: It's time for another occasional tourism-related Gravel Trap, where Klon has very kindly reviewed the Automuseum Prototyp in Hambug, a museum which may have the only surviving example of the rejectful 1991 Porsche F1 engine! Read it right here today! Trip into the Gravel ...
- 07 Jul 2024, 15:31
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Britain 2024
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2989
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Britain 2024
1. Lewis Hamilton. What a way to snap the winless streak. If I were him I'd be reconsidering that Ferrari contract ASAP.
2. Lance Stroll. Outperformed Alonso all weekend.
2. Lance Stroll. Outperformed Alonso all weekend.
- 07 Jul 2024, 15:29
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Britain 2024
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3287
Reject of the Race - Britain 2024
1. McLaren. Complete strategic incompetence cost the win for both Norris and Piastri.
2. Whoever stopped for inters the first time round. Their races were destroyed within laps.
2. Whoever stopped for inters the first time round. Their races were destroyed within laps.
- 30 Jun 2024, 14:30
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Austria 2024
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2922
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Austria 2024
1. Haas. An excellently executed race plan.
2. The battle for the lead. Yes it ended in tears, but an actual battle for the lead? In Formula 1? I thought that was illegal![Pantano :pantano:](./images/smilies/icon_pantano.png)
2. The battle for the lead. Yes it ended in tears, but an actual battle for the lead? In Formula 1? I thought that was illegal
![Pantano :pantano:](./images/smilies/icon_pantano.png)
- 30 Jun 2024, 14:28
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Austria 2024
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3758
Reject of the Race - Austria 2024
1. Max Verstappen. Complete and utter head loss, not what we've come to expect at all. Even before the inevitable contact he was all over the place with constant reactive moves against Norris.
2. Fernando Alonso. Retire old man.
2. Fernando Alonso. Retire old man.
- 23 Jun 2024, 14:34
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Spain 2024
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2287
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Spain 2024
1. Alpine. Back to being best of the rest.
There wasn't enough intrigue from anyone else to merit an IIDOTR nomination.
There wasn't enough intrigue from anyone else to merit an IIDOTR nomination.
- 23 Jun 2024, 14:31
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Spain 2024
- Replies: 23
- Views: 3956
Reject of the Race - Spain 2024
1. Aston Martin . Looking more and more like the terrible outfit they were in early 2022. 2. Circuit de Catalunya . Please can we go somewhere else in Spain, the teams have so much data from this track that it always nullifies anything interesting from happening. :( Honourable mention to Mastercard ...
- 09 Jun 2024, 20:03
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: IIDOTR - Canada 2024
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2966
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Canada 2024
1. Haas. They deserve plaudits for trying something different at the start, shame it didn't work out in the end.
2. Alex Albon. That double overtake on Ricciardo and Ocon was amazing.
2. Alex Albon. That double overtake on Ricciardo and Ocon was amazing.
- 09 Jun 2024, 19:59
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Canada 2024
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3671
Reject of the Race - Canada 2024
1. Ferrari. A disasterclass worthy of the Binotto years.
2. Sergio Perez. Not doing anywhere near enough to justify his contract extension.
2. Sergio Perez. Not doing anywhere near enough to justify his contract extension.
- 26 May 2024, 15:30
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Monaco 2024
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2184
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Monaco 2024
1. Alex Albon. Finally some points for Williams in 2024!
2. Pierre Gasly. Survived attempted murder from his team mate to secure his first point of the season![Deletraz :deletraz:](./images/smilies/icon_deletraz.png)
2. Pierre Gasly. Survived attempted murder from his team mate to secure his first point of the season
![Deletraz :deletraz:](./images/smilies/icon_deletraz.png)
- 26 May 2024, 13:27
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Monaco 2024
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3704
Reject of the Race - Monaco 2024
We've only done half a lap and yet I feel we've got the nominations sewn up already. 1. Kevin Magnussen . I think we've seen the last of this idiot in Formula 1. Would be the most justified mid-season sacking since Nelson Piquet Jr in 2009. :facepalm: 2. Esteban Ocon . A frankly ridiculous move to p...
- 19 May 2024, 14:34
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Imola 2024
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2256
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Imola 2024
1. Takuma Sato. The guy's pushing 50 and he still continues to amaze us. Putting a Rahal car into the Fast 12 is one hell of an achievement.
2. Rinus VeeKay. The sheer size of this bloke's grapefruits to get his car into the Fast 12 having crashed a couple of hours earlier!
2. Rinus VeeKay. The sheer size of this bloke's grapefruits to get his car into the Fast 12 having crashed a couple of hours earlier!
- 19 May 2024, 14:32
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Imola 2024
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2383
Reject of the Race - Imola 2024
1. Alex Albon/Williams. Dangerous and ultimately silly.
2. Fernando Alonso. This geniuenly felt like the first weekend ever where you could argue Alonso's age was a factor against him. The guy's damn near superhuman but Old Father Time still remains undefeated.
2. Fernando Alonso. This geniuenly felt like the first weekend ever where you could argue Alonso's age was a factor against him. The guy's damn near superhuman but Old Father Time still remains undefeated.
- 05 May 2024, 21:37
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2024
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2966
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2024
1. Lando Norris. Could it really be anyone else? The first man to straight up beat Verstappen one on one since Austria 2022.
2. Esteban Ocon. Finally a points finish for Alpine in 2024.
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2. Esteban Ocon. Finally a points finish for Alpine in 2024.
- 05 May 2024, 21:34
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Miami 2024
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4278
Reject of the Race - Miami 2024
1. Kevin Magnussen. Finally, Pastor Maldonado's record of most penalties in one race weekend is broken. Absolutely epic, he'll go far in this sport.
2. Sergio Perez. Nearly committed the cardinal sin and achieved the square root of sod-all today.
![Facepalm :facepalm:](./images/smilies/icon_facepalm.png)
2. Sergio Perez. Nearly committed the cardinal sin and achieved the square root of sod-all today.
- 21 Apr 2024, 08:46
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - China 2024
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2757
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - China 2024
Well, of all the F1 races I've watched, this was certainly one of them. Nominate your IIDOTR contenders here!
- 21 Apr 2024, 08:45
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - China 2024
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3092
Reject of the Race - China 2024
1. Lance Stroll. wut r braks?
2. Kevin Magnussen. wut r mirrors?
2. Kevin Magnussen. wut r mirrors?
- 10 Apr 2024, 19:13
- Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
- Topic: Team Profile - Bugatti
- Replies: 10
- Views: 22489
Team Profile - Bugatti
Evening everyone :deletraz: Mention the name "Bugatti" in contemporary circles and almost everyone in the room will either say "bless you" or point to the Bugatti Veyron and its variants. A few nerds may wax whimsical over the legendary pre-war factory whose Type 35 cleaned up in...
- 09 Mar 2024, 18:27
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3786
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024
1. Ollie Bearman. 30 hours ago he was ready for another bog standard F2 weekend. What a performance from the lad!
2. Nico Hulkenberg. A precious point for Haas.
2. Nico Hulkenberg. A precious point for Haas.
- 09 Mar 2024, 18:25
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Re: Reject of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024
- Replies: 27
- Views: 5317
Reject of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024
1. Sauber. Slow, poor pitstops, tedious name, questionable existence.
2. Daniel Ricciardo. Just what is the point of him being in an F1 seat in the Year of Our Lord 2024?
Honourable mention to Lance Stroll
2. Daniel Ricciardo. Just what is the point of him being in an F1 seat in the Year of Our Lord 2024?
Honourable mention to Lance Stroll
- 02 Mar 2024, 16:44
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Bahrain 2024
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3627
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Bahrain 2024
1. Lance Stroll. Good recovery drive after the T1 fracas.
2. Zhou Guanyu. Nearly a point for Sauber,
2. Zhou Guanyu. Nearly a point for Sauber,
- 02 Mar 2024, 16:36
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Bahrain 2024
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5045
Reject of the Race - Bahrain 2024
1. Alpine . What the hell happened during the off-season? 2. Nico Hulkenberg . Qualifying hero to first corner zero. Dishonourable mention to the state of Formula 1 . The sport simply cannot afford another season like 2023 and yet it looks like that's the most likely outcome. The other nine teams sh...
- 17 Feb 2024, 21:42
- Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
- Topic: The triumphant return of The Gravel Trap
- Replies: 1
- Views: 16637
The triumphant return of The Gravel Trap
Evening everyone After a break of 182 days where we all thought it had been tarmacked over and turned into just another asphalt runoff, The Gravel Trap returns tonight like a Phoenix street circuit. :deletraz: True to form, Klon has gone statistical to see if it is actually possible for Formula 1 to...
- 17 Feb 2024, 21:38
- Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
- Topic: 2023 GPR Season Review and Reject of the Year
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8706
2023 GPR Season Review and Reject of the Year
Evening everyone The 2024 F1 season is almost upon us, but there's still time for GPR to bid adieu to 2023 with our fashionably late Season Review, plus the announcement of 2023's Reject of the Year! If you fancy reliving the trauma of the worst F1 season since 2002, read it right here today! :delet...
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:43
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Abou Diaby 2023
- Replies: 21
- Views: 8409
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:42
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Abou Diaby 2023
- Replies: 12
- Views: 5691
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:40
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Nevada 2023
- Replies: 16
- Views: 7507
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:38
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Nevada 2023
- Replies: 21
- Views: 9478
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:37
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Brazil 2023
- Replies: 19
- Views: 8194
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:34
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Reject of the Race - Brazil 2023
- Replies: 19
- Views: 11695
- 06 Jan 2024, 21:33
- Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
- Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Mexico 2023
- Replies: 19
- Views: 7288