Grand Prix Rejects

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 I am Spa-tacus! I am Spa-tacus! No I am Spa-tacus! Grand Prix 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Carlos 4.Charles 5.Oscar 6.George 7.Lewis 8.Sergio 9.Yuki 10.Alex Pole:Max FL:Carlos Retirement:Ocon ROTR:Race control. Somehow some way IIDOTR:No-one DBTMOTR:Daniel LP:Daniel F2P:Valtteri Yellow Flag:Valtteri Worst T...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Well that performance has hardly helped Perez increase his standing in the team's view has it?

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 Hungary Hungary Hippos Grand Prix 1.Max 2.Norris 3.Hamilton 4.Leclerc 5.Sainz 6.Piastri 7.Russell 8.Gasly 9.Ocon 10.Stroll Pole:Sainz FL:Sainz First Retirement:Bottas ROTR:Aston Martin IIDOTR:None DBTMOTR:Perez LP:Magnussen F2P:Magnussen Yellow Flag:Ocon DBTMOTR:Ocon Worst Team:Aston Martin By ...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 It's the Brits Blitz Grand Prix!

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Carlos
4.Charles
5.Oscar
6.Lewis
7.George
8.Yuki
9.Sergio
10.Fernando

Race pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Lewis
First Retirement: Esteban
ROTR: Esteban
IIDOTR: No-one
DBTMOTR: Lance
LP: Kevin
F2P: Nico
Yellow Flag: Nico
Worst Team: Haas

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Just out of curiosity, in the sprint qualifying with a minute or two left no-one had set a time. What would have happened if for instance Leclerc had stopped out on the track with his issue instead of in the pit lane and left insufficient time for anyone to complete their lap and register a time? Ho...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 The hills are alive with the sound of Max-sic Grand Prix S1:Max S2:Lando S3:Lewis S4:George S5:Oscar S6:Carlos S7:Charles S8:Yuki Sprint Pole:Max First Retirement:None Race 1:Max 2:Lando (as it has been and forever shalt be) 3:Lewis 4:George 5:Carlos 6:Oscar 7:Charles 8:Yuki 9:Fernando 10:Lance...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Well that was a proper qualifying-being disputed right to the very last second and with just 0.02 of a second separating 1st and 2nd and just 0.035 a second separating 3rd to 7th!

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 Max and the Bull-fighters Grand Prix

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Charles
4.George
5.Lewis
6.Oscar
7.Sergio
8.Yuki
9.Alex
10.Kevin
Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Lando
First Retirement:Esteban
ROTR:Alpine
IIDOTR:No one
DBTMOTR:Valtteri
LP:Valtteri
FTP:Pierre
YF:Pierre
Worst Team:Alpine

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

The 'when we were talking about a dripping,curdled creation we meant poutine not Lance' GP... 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Charles 4.Carlos 5.Fernando 6.Oscar 7.Lewis 8.George 9.Yuki 10.Alex Pole:Max Fastest Lap:Charles First Retirement:Valtteri ROTR:Lance IIDOTR:No-one DBTMOTR:Lance LP:Esteban FTP:Esteban YF:Es...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 Mo-na-mo-na-mo-na-mo-na-co--doo-doo-da-doo Grand Prix

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Sergio
4.Charles
5.Lewis
6.Carlos
7.Fernando
8.Oscar
9.Alex
10.Yuki
Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Lando
First Retirement:George
ROTR:Lance
IIDOTR:No-one
DBTMOTR:Valtteri
LP:Valtteri
FTP:Esteban
YF:Esteban
Worst Team:Alpine

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

'Emilio-n and one ways for the Red Bulls to dominate again' GP 1.Max 2.Lando 3.Sergio 4.Charles 5.Lewis 6.Carlos 7.Fernando 8.Oscar 9.Alex 10.Yuki Pole:Max Fastest Lap:Lando First Retirement:George ROTR:Lance IIDOTR:No-one DBTMOTR:Valtteri LP:Valtteri FTP:Esteban YF:Esteban Worst Team:Alpine And a b...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 Miami Vice-stappen wins again! S1:Max V S2:Sergio P S3:Lando N S4:Lewis H S5:Carlos S S6:Charles L S7:George R S8:Yuki T Sprint Pole:Max First Ret:Stroll 1:Max V 2:Charles L 3:Carlos S 4:Lando N 5:Fernando A 6:George R 7:Yuki T 8:Fernando A 9:Sergio P 10:Alex A Pole:Charles L FL:Max V First Ret...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Meh. That's not a blue Ferrari. This is a blue Ferrari... https://s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/motorsport-magazine/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/19111722/1964-NART-Surtees-555x370.jpg I'm much more taken by the RB Visa's livery for Miami which is... well...hologrammatic https://media.formula1.com/image/u...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

So Lando has been going a bit wild with his fellow orange people and whacking his nose about....

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

I nominate the stewards who gave Stroll 2 penalty points for careering into the back of another car behind a SC, K-Mag 2 points for swiping out Yuki and Fernando 3 points for some wheelbanging with Sainz which gave him a puncture....

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 Shang-hai-ho-hai-ho-it's another Max win oh no! Grand Prix S1:Max Verstappen S2:Sergio Perez S3:Charles Leclerc S4:Carlos Sainz S5:Oscar Piastri S6:Lando Norris S7:Fernando Alonso S8:Lewis Hamilton Sprint Pole:Max Retirement:Gasly 1:Max Again... 2:Perez 3:Leclerc 4:Sainz 5:Hamilton 6:Piastri 7:...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 Nippy in Nippon Grand Prix

1.Verstappen
2.Sainz
3.Perez
4.Leclerc
5.Norris
6.Piastri
7.Russell
8.Magnussen
9.Tsunoda
10.Zhou

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Sainz
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Bottas
LP: Ocon
FTP: Stroll
YF: Stroll
Worst Team: Alpine

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

So apparently every team that has finished 1-2 in Melbourne has gone on to be WCC that year...some hope for Ferrari?

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

In other news,the EU has lifted sanctions against Mazepin

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 Furijosa:The Mad Max Melbourne Saga... GP

1.Max again.
2.Perez
3.Sainz
4.Leclerc
5.Norris
6.Alonso
7.Piastri
8.Hamilton
9.Russell
10.Bottas

Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Max
First Retirement:Tsunoda
ROTR:Haas
IIDOTR:No-one
DMBTMOTR:Tsunoda
LP:Sergeant
FTP:Sargeant
YF:Ocon
Worst Team:Haas

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2024 'Death to the infidels sponsored by Mecca Cola-satisfies all your jihadi needs' Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Perez 4. Sainz 5. Hamilton 6. Russell 7. Norris 8. Piastri 9. Alonso 10. Stroll Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Verstappen First Retirement: Bottas ROTR: Sauber IIDOTR: No one DB...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

In latest news, bin Suleyman is in trouble for altering the result of a race by ordering Alonso's penalty at Saudi 2023 be removed And the Saudis have announced their new circuit will have a 20 storey opening corner... :shock: but actually the circuit just looks pretty much like every other circuit ...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Just to wave my Rules Wombat here- for the Yellow Flag, can you choose only one driver for that, as there could be several correct answers?
Otherwise there's nothing to stop you picking a whole gallery of drivers without penalty!

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

The 2024 You got me rocking and a reeling Bar-Bar-Bar-Barbarbahrain Grand Prix 1.Verstappenagainagain 2.Sainz 3.Perez 4.Leclerc 5.Norris 6.Hamilton 7.Piastri 8.Russell 9.Alonso 10.Ocon Pole:Max FL:Sainz FR:Zhou ROTR:KickMeWithAStakeUpTheSauber... IIDOTR:No-one DBTMOTR:Stroll LP:Stroll FTP:Ricciardo ...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

In a nod back to last season, we have a drain cover putting in a star appearance...

And it seems the Bahrain stewards have managed to get themselves in trouble with the FIA by ordering fans to remove pride flags or badges from backpacks

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Tucked happily under the lovely Rachel-I shall take that

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

It seems the only site about his death so far(other than Wikipedia)is in Italian

Colombo won the 1974 Italian Formula 3 championship, and in 1978 unsuccessfully twice attempted to qualify an ATS and failed to even prequalify the awful Merzario offering.

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Well the sprint races for '24 have been announced. There'll be 6 of them at China,Miami,Austria,Austin,Brazil and Qatar. And since that officially confirms it,here's next year's calendar (*=sprint race) 02 Mar Bahrain 09 Mar Saudi Arabia 24 Mar Australia 07 Apr Japan *21 Apr China *05 May Miami 19 M...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

What about the AVUS? Behra died there in 1959- it wasn't in the Grand Prix itself, but as part of the meeting.

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2023 Yabba-dabba-abu-dhabi-doo Grand Prix! 1.Max(as for ever more) 2.Sainz 3.Perez 4.Leclerc 5.Norris 6.Piastri 7.Hamilton 8.Russell 9.Ocon 10.Gasly PP:Max FL:Hamilton First Retirement:Sergeant ROTR:Aston Martin IIDOTR:Nobody DBTMOTR:Tsunoda LP:Tsunoda FtP:Magnussen :evil: some little devils to add ...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Add to the shambles with the manhole that Carlos has now been given a 10-place penalty for replacing the parts and because they are over the cap Ferrari have to pay for the replacement parts themselves... Also wasn't it Barrichello who nearly got obliterated by a manhole at Monaco years ago? *checks...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Enzo Deligny for Red Bull Junior at the Spanish F4 championship in Barcelona https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1d_4jD2bDM *Puts one car onto the grass and almost into the wall at the start, then violently swerves across the track *Given a time penalty *Refuses to come in to serve it *Ignores team ins...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2023 Viva las Maxgas GP

1.Max(yawn)
2.Lando Norris
3.Sergio Perez
4.Lewis Hamilton
5.Carlos Sainz
6.Charles Leclerc
7.Oscar Piastri
8.George Russell
9.Kevin Magnussen
10.Nico Hulkenberg

PP:Max
FL:Lewis
First Retirement:Alonso
ROTR:Aston Martin
IIDOTR:No-one
DBTMOTR:Zhou
LP:Zhou
FP:Ocon

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Har1MAS1415 wrote: ↑11 Nov 2023, 12:26
MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx wrote: ↑11 Nov 2023, 11:18 After a meeting, and a deferral and another meeting, finally it's been decided-the results of the US Grand Prix will stand....
Hardly surprising.

...but given some of the FIA's decisions, not beyond the realms of probability that they would have done something daft...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

After a meeting, and a deferral and another meeting, finally it's been decided-the results of the US Grand Prix will stand....

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

And how is it decided who retires 'first' when there's a multiple collision at the start and two or three cars are out? Is it the car who gets hit first or who hits the wall first or the driver who hops out first?

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2023 'When I asked for a double Brazilian,this is not what I meant...' Grand Prix S1:Norris S2:Verstappen S3:Piastri S4:Hamilton S5:Leclerc S6:Russell S7:Sainz S8:Ocon 1:Verstappen 2:Norris 3:Piastri 4:Hamilton 5:Alonso 6:Sainz 7:Russell 8:Magnussen 9:Ocon 10:Gasly Pole:Sainz FL:Hamilton First Retir...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

Just out of interest...without Max this year's podiums would have looked like so far: Bahrain:Perez(Red Bull),Alonso(Aston Martin),Sainz(Ferrari) Saudi:Perez(Red Bull),Alonso(Aston Martin),Russell(Mercedes) Australia:Hamilton(Mercedes),Alonso(Aston Martin),Stroll(Aston Martin) Azerbaijan Sprint:Pere...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

2023 'You better come home Speedy Maxzales to your place at the front...stop all of your winning,it's so very boring you... ' GP 1.Verstappen 2.Norris 3.Piastri 4.Hamilton 5.Perez 6.Alonso 7.Sainz 8.Ocon 9.Albon 10.Gasly Pole:Leclerc FL:Max First Retirement:Leclerc ROTR:Leclerc IIDOTR:No-one again D...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx

The 2023 'It's win 15 for Max's team...deep in the heart of Texas...a perfect score,but the races bore...deep in the heart of Texas' GP S1:Max V S2:Oscar P S3:Lando N S4:Lewis H S5:George R S6:Fernando A S7:Carlos S S8:Sergio P 1:Max 2:Lando 3:Oscar 4:Lewis 5:George 6:Pierre 7:Esteban 8:Charles 9:Ca...

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