Grand Prix Rejects

Daxam_Stark

The Edge of Insanity: New Jersey GP 1. Kovalainen((replaces VDG, who couldn't guess how many licks it took to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop....so Caterham fired VDG.)) 2. Glock((replaces Alonso, who was terrified to drive after he was assaulted by an army of Bianchi's ducks wieldin...

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Dax's Predictions 2013 Mass Effect 3 Opening GP 1. Raikkonen 2. Alonso 3. Sutil((bound to happen eventually)) 4. Vettel 5. Webber 6. Rosberg 7. Hamilton 8. Perez 9. Button 10. Pic Pole: Rosberg Fastest Lap: Raikkonen First Retirement: Chilton(Maldonado goes through an artistic phase and decides to s...

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Dax's Predictions 2013 Iron Man vs Ivan Vanko Grand Prix 1. Sutil 2. Raikkonen 3. Button 4. Alonso 5. Hamilton 6. Rosberg 7. Massa 8. Webber 9. Hulkenberg 10. Pic Pole: Vettel First Retirement: Vettel((Rage Quit)) MLP: Bianchi((had a thrilling race-long battle with Charles Pic which resulted in a ph...

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Dax's predictions 2013 HRT World Domination GP 1. Hulkenberg 2. Raikkonen 3. Bottas 4. Button 5. Vettel 6. Hamilton 7. Alonso 8. Webber 9. Rosberg 10. Massa Pole: Hulkenberg Fastest Lap: Hulkenberg ROTR: Gutierrez IIDOTR: Hulkenberg((And makes case for Drive of the Year while he is at it.)) DBTMOTR:...

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I'd much rather they fist fight in the pits than try to kill each other with their cars
The people in NASCAR such as Brian France are the idiots. The drivers simply act like idiots occasionally. ((I doubt that made much sense))

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((My Kindle is acting up. Will not let me quote properly.)) Do not worry about it go_Rubens. It happens. We've still got two more races to go that are Superspeedways so Yeley can recover and get one there hopefully. Kurt is indeed an a**. You should hear what he's like on the radio. Treats his crew ...

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Upset top two finish for Front Row Motorsports at Talladega. You heard it here first... Ragan wins with Gilliland second. Fixed. Absolutely delighted with how this race turned out. Underdogs galore in the top 10, including one Scott Speed. And what's more, McDowell's tire exploded and anything that...

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Is it a start-and-parker? I don't think they're S&Ping this year , but they haven't gotten the chance to prove me wrong as when they haven't DNQ'd they've lasted less than 20 laps due to crashing out . It's got Andrea Moda written all over it just funded with sunglasses instead of shoes. No Lab...

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2013 Sleeping Dogs GP 1. Sutil 2. Alonso 3. Vettel 4. Hamilton 5. Bottas 6. Hulkenberg 7. Webber 8. Raikkonen 9. Bianchi 10. Button Pole: Sutil Fastest Lap: Sutil First DNF: Chilton, Pic, Van Der Moron((Takes out himself, Pic, and Chilton at the first corner)) ROTR: Van Der Moron(see above) IIDOTR: ...

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2013 Malaysian GP 1. Alonso 2. Sutil 3. Hulkenberg 4. Massa 5. Webber 6. Vettel 7. Hamilton 8. Rosberg 9. Button 10. Maldonado Pole: Vettel Fastest Lap: Sutil First Retirement: Raikkonen((was having a shite.)) ROTR: Grosjean((takes out teammate on Lap 1.)) IIDOTR: Drivers who were teammates with DiR...

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2013 Australian GP 1. Button 2. Alonso 3. Webber 4. Sutil 5. Hulkenberg 6. Massa 7. Hamilton 8. Maldonado 9. Raikkonen 10. Perez Pole: Button Fastest Lap: Webber First Retirement: Vettel((Car was lagging)) IIDOTR: Sutil((Comes close to podium on first race back)) ROTR: DiResta ((causes wreck that ta...

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Caterham and Marussia cars are so beautiful in this year. Marussia in particular. It reminds me a lot of a car Jeremy Clements ran in the NASCAR Nationwide series this year... http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jeremy+Clements+2011+NASCAR+Daytona+Speedweek+l2-_apAOGjMl.jpg ...which is fantastic, be...

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I had a rather strange idea....if there's enough of us that have an Xbox 360, F1 2011(or 2012 or 2010), headsets, and a Gold account....we could do F1 Slate Racing.

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I'd like to point out that NASCAR driver JJ Yeley drove a #10 and a #49 in the Sprint Cup series last year.

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http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/now-k ... -at-lotus/

Make of this what you will....Don't know if the source is reliable though.

Edit- Just a rumor though. Sooooooo, COULD it happen?That is the question

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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Daxam_Stark wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

No, I was talking about the stewards decision concerning the Hulkenberg-Hamilton incident.

My bad. Seemed like you were implying that Hulkenberg lost the lead because of the stewards.

It's fine. I wasn't very clear on what I was referring to.

Daxam_Stark

Newest rumour: Kovalainen could replace Grosjean. m I don't know what to think about it. Grosjean's contract has not been renewed yet, but he is certainly fast and Kovalainen has struggled against Petrov this year, but on the other hand Grosjean is crashing too much (he has driven only 4 123 km thi...

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Force India; 7/10 One of their cars held the lead for a LOOOOOOOONG time before the Stewards decided to screw Hulkenberg over. So what, you think leaving a piece of debris on the racing line in a high speed corner, that has already caused a puncture for one driver is just fine for the marshals to p...

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I'm sure they hate Piquet Jr. even more given what he said about Senna. Not sure what Jr said about Ayrton but it couldn't have been very much worse than what Senior said...after all he was asked to stay away from the funeral... All Jr. said was “Senna had no talent in terms of the technical and me...

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De La Rosa: 9/10 Karthikeyan: 9/10 HRT: 9/10 I know it's a little high, but considering that HRT are most likely done, and they left with a double finish, they deserved it Pic: 8/10 Nice job, Pic. Still don't know what to think about this Pic conspiracy thing. Don't think it's true though. I'm sure ...

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Regarding the awful behaviour by the fans, I'm quite shocked at this as I thought Alonso and particularly Massa were well liked in Brazil. There isn't any possibility it could've been directed more at Nelson Piquet, is there? I gather he's hated in Brazil and I'm surprised he has the audacity to sh...

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2012 Max Payne 3 GP 1. Vettel "He sticks his finger in the air sometimes, singing Aaaaaay-oh, I'm gonna wiiiiin, yo!" 2. Button 3. Massa 4. Webber 5. Hulkenberg 6. Raikonnen 7. Grosjean 8. Perez 9. Kovalainen 10. Petrov Pole: Vettel FL: Massa ROTR: Alonso IIDOTR: Caterham DBTMOTR: Alonso M...

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That crazed loony guy's predictions 1. Schumacher((in a deliberate ploy by the FIA to get him a win before he leaves)) 2. Perez 3. Kobayashi 4. Button 5. Alonso 6. Grosjean 7. Raikonnen 8. Webber 9. Maldonado 10. Kovalainen Pole: Perez First Retirement: Vettel ((was unable to decide on which flavor ...

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IceG wrote:What's Mike Gascoyne up to? He doesn't feature on the Caterham website but I thought he was CTO.....

He is CTO. That is.....strange. Might be foreshadowing Gascoyne's departure from Caterham too....who knows?

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I trulli need to stop editing my posts so much. I trulli believe that Caterham can reach midfield sometime in the future. And I trulli beleive this pun thing is trulli entertaining and might catch on around here I trulli hope it does. I trulli hope Trulli does return to run Caterham. That'd be trul...

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Fixed. Many mysteries surrounding this team. Who will drive for them?Who's going to run them? Will I ever catch all 800,000 POKEMON?! Find out next time on Caterham Craziness Another driver name pun game. That is just trulli great... I trulli need to stop editing my posts so much. I trulli believe ...

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Curious as to who this mystery person is that's taking over from Fernandes. Hope by some strange miracle it's Jarno Trulli. God I hope it is. Maybe he'll finally get the Trulli awful power steering sorted! Fixed. Many mysteries surrounding this team. Who will drive for them?Who's going to run them?...

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Curious as to who this mystery person is that's taking over from Fernandes. Hope by some strange miracle it's Jarno Trulli. That way it's a.....trulli rejectful team...Ba dum csh... Though that raises some questions. Will AirAsia still sponsor Caterham? Will Caterham still be Caterham in 2013?Or wil...

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So..... eurobrun = Kimi Raikkonen (That was quite obvious before, not just because Kimi's his favourite Lotus driver) Phoenix = Johnny Herbert and Jerome D'Ambrosio (scizophrenic perhaps?) Bacon Lettuce Ninja = Ron Dennis Me (bestofbrummie) = Jenson Button Shizuka = Lewis Hamilton dinizintheoven = ...

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My nominations for ROTR

Perez: Utterly retarded move ruined several drivers races

Me: For thinking Petrov would get a point

Webber: Yet ANOTHER awful start

Schumacher: Are you even trying anymore?!

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Dr. Evil's predictions 1. Vettel ((YAWN-A-ROONEY!)) 2. Webber 3. Alonso 4. Raikonnen ((Yes.)) 5. Massa 6. Button 7. Perez 8. Hulkenberg 9. Grosjean 10. Petrov ((Time to get that point for Caterham, mate!)) Pole: Vettel Fastest lap: Vettel First Retirement: Senna ((Decided to go read F1Slate)) ROTR: ...

Daxam_Stark

Actually start-and-parking in Formula 1. Morgan Shepherd to F1 with the Parking for Jesus F1 Team? Comedy Reject Moments/Moments that have no chance in Mephisto's Realm of happening: driver DNQing after he was beaten in a fight at a Simoan Pub and failed to show up at the track?Or driver was afraid...

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Stark's Predictions 2012 Cucumber Grand Prix 1. Perez 2. Alonso 3. Raikonnen 4. Schumacher 5. Vettel 6. Webber 7. Massa 8. Kobayashi 9. Rosberg 10. Hulkenberg Pole: Vettel Fastest Lap: Vettel ROTR: Hamilton ((Went mad after failing to find Waldo and took himself, Button, Grosjean, and Schumacher out...

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Actually start-and-parking in Formula 1. Morgan Shepherd to F1 with the Parking for Jesus F1 Team? Comedy Reject Moments/Moments that have no chance in Mephisto's Realm of happening: driver DNQing after he was beaten in a fight at a Simoan Pub and failed to show up at the track?Or driver was afraid...

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Vettel: 9. You hilariously crushed the field again. Good championship Vettel Webber: 7. Yet another one of your bad starts, Webber. You need to get that sorted out. Other than that, decent job Kovalainen: 5. What the heck happened to the Kovalainen we saw last week that was holding off Force Indias ...

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I do not understand why Button's saying ANYTHING at all. Grosjean hasn't wrecked him as far as I know. Concern for his teammate?((Highly doubtful)) Grosjean only got banned after Spa because most of the guys he wrecked were championship contenders. If he had demolished the Caterhams, HRTS, Marussia...

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After 2011, I've stopped taking anything Lewis says seriously. Just tripped over this article while sailing the seas of the internet m Disgusting article. Author should be ashamed of himself. I know Romain needs to work on his spacial awareness, but this is ridiculous, harsh and uncalled for. The a...

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tommykl wrote:
Daxam_Stark wrote:You're the guy they can't figure out if he's human or not? ((Might be thinking of someone else.))

No, I believe that's me

That must mean Eurobrun's the guy who they can't figure out what he looks like under the mask.

Daxam_Stark

Daxam_Stark wrote:Sounds like it's too late. Everyone IS jumping on the bandwagon, pasta.

I agree, mate.

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Sounds like it's too late. Everyone IS jumping on the bandwagon, pasta.

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