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by Fetzie
20 Nov 2022, 15:05
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Abby Dabby 2022
Replies: 17
Views: 2769

Re: Reject of the Race - Abby Dabby 2022

Red Bull for screwing Perez out of P2 in the WDC
Aston Martin for screwing Vettel out of points on his last race

DHM: Hamilton's gearbox, for giving the team its first mechanical DNF of the season, 3 laps before the final chequered flag of the season.
by Fetzie
19 Nov 2022, 15:15
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Proposal for wheel arches in 2024
Replies: 3
Views: 687

Re: Proposal for wheel arches in 2024

The other issue that I've seen others mention is: where is all that water going to go? 80 litres per second is how much water those tyres can shift, which is more than the average family car holds in petrol. For our non metric readers, we're talking 15 to 20 gallons per second. Or like 4 times the ...
by Fetzie
19 Nov 2022, 09:53
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Discussion Thread
Replies: 323
Views: 365707

Re: 2022 Discussion Thread - Abu Dhabi F1 GP

Abu Dhabi F1 GP: Just realised that if Leclerc and Perez do not score points, and Russell wins with the fastest lap he gets 2nd in the WDC! And that would also likely get Mercedes 2nd in the WCC, depending on how Hamilton and Sainz finish. Soo... WCC 2nd WDC 2nd WDC 5th Not a bad result for their m...
by Fetzie
19 Nov 2022, 09:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 2271

Re: 2022 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2022 Donuts on the tarmac grand prix 1. Hamilton 2. Leclerc 3. Russell 4. Sainz 5. Ocon 6. Norris 7. Perez 8. Alonso 9. Vettel 10. Gasly Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Russell First retirement: Verstappen Reject of the Race: Perez (might have something to do with my first retirement prediction :dance...
by Fetzie
15 Nov 2022, 20:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Brazil 2022
Replies: 26
Views: 4178

Re: Reject of the Race - Brazil 2022

1. Max Verstappen. He couldn't even give Perez 6th place. He couldn't keep his wheels out of Hamilton's. He ignored multiple direct orders to cede position. All in front of Mateschitz Jr. 2. Ricciardo He's already on the beach. 3. Race Control How many laps are you going to wait before sending out t...
by Fetzie
13 Nov 2022, 21:36
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Brazil 2022
Replies: 24
Views: 3529

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Brazil 2022

Russell for a flawless weekend
Mercedes for being one point short of a perfect team score (S1, S3, P1, P2, FLAP)
K-Mag for getting pole position on Friday
Alonso for finishing ahead of Verstappen and Perez
by Fetzie
11 Nov 2022, 18:34
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Brazilian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 1892

Re: 2022 Brazilian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Not even going to bother this time GP 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Perez 4. Russell 5. Leclerc 6. Norris 7. Alonso 8. Sainz 9. Ocon 10. Gasly S1. Verstappen S2. Hamilton S3. Leclerc Fastest Lap: Perez First Retirement: Vettel IIDotR: Norris RotR: FIA/Race Management DBTMotR: Ricciardo Last Place: La...
by Fetzie
30 Oct 2022, 21:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Mexico 2022
Replies: 30
Views: 4379

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Mexico 2022

The mariachi band version of the F1 theme.

Nothing else really noteworthy happened.
by Fetzie
30 Oct 2022, 21:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Mexico 2022
Replies: 31
Views: 4684

Re: Reject of the Race - Mexico 2022

1. Meaningless penalties. 5 second penalty for driving somebody off the road -> served when 15 seconds up the road. 10 second penalty for crashing -> served when finishing the race 11 seconds ahead of the driver behind.
2. Ricciardo
3. Hard tyre choice.
by Fetzie
29 Oct 2022, 15:53
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 1866

Re: 2022 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Running out of ideas for funny titles so going for HAMILTONWINSLOL GP 2022 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Russell 4. Perez 5. Leclerc 6. Alonso 7. Sainz 8. Gasly 9. Vettel 10. Norris Pole: Russell Fastest lap: Russell First retirement: Magnussen Reject of the Race: Stroll Infinite Improbability Drive ...
by Fetzie
23 Oct 2022, 21:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - USA 2022
Replies: 17
Views: 2336

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - USA 2022

Alonso for finishing the race, somehow in 7th place.

Vettel for a points finish in spite of his team's best efforts, and getting his 3500th leading lap.

HM: Magnussen
by Fetzie
22 Oct 2022, 19:06
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 2nited States Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 19
Views: 2898

Re: 2022 2nited States Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Yeehaww Ricciardo Is On A Horse Grand Prix 2022

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Sainz
5. Russell
6. Leclerc
7. Gasly
8. Alonso
9. Ocon
10. Bottas

Pole: Verstappen
F-Lap: Perez
1st retirement: Ricciardo
RotR: Race Management
IIDotR: The race
DBTMotR: Tsunoda
LP: Latifi
HFB: 1 lap
by Fetzie
30 Sep 2022, 14:11
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Singapore Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 16
Views: 2045

Re: 2022 Singapore Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Leclerc 4. Russell 5. Sainz 6. Ocon 7. Norris 8. Alonso 9. Perez 10. Bottas Pole: Leclerc Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Tsunoda Reject of the Race: 2021 budget cap speculation Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Ocon Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Ricciardo ...
by Fetzie
11 Sep 2022, 14:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Italy 2022
Replies: 20
Views: 2810

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Italy 2022

de Vries.

Two points on his debut, after finding out he was driving instead of presenting on TV just before FP3.
by Fetzie
10 Sep 2022, 07:54
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 19
Views: 2321

Re: 2022 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

You know, I'm starting to think that a 15 race calendar would be the optimum length; fatigue sets in Grand Prix 2022 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Russell 4. Sainz 5. Norris 6. Perez 7. Hamilton 8. Ocon 9. Alonso 10. Albon Pole: Leclerc FLap: Sainz First retirement: Bottas Reject of the Race: Ricciard...
by Fetzie
03 Sep 2022, 09:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Dutch Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 20
Views: 2678

Re: 2022 Dutch Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Shu flare schmoke isch akshually hashish here Grand Prix 2022 1) Verstappen 2) Leclerc 3) Hamilton 4) Russell 5) Perez 6) Sainz 7) Alonso 8) Ricciardo 9) Albon 10) Vettel Pole: Verstappen Fastest Lap: Verstappen First Retirement: Stroll ROTR: Norris IIDOTR: Ricciardo DBTMOTR: Norris LP: Latifi HFB: ...
by Fetzie
28 Aug 2022, 14:36
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022
Replies: 26
Views: 4039

Re: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022

Charles Leclerc: Pits for fastest lap when 22 seconds ahead of Alonso Ends up fighting Alonso out of the pitlane Doesn't get fastest lap Gets a 5 second penalty for speeding (when parking after passing the chequered flag?) His time penalty drops him behind Alonso in the final classification.
by Fetzie
31 Jul 2022, 14:53
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2022
Replies: 27
Views: 5001

Re: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2022

Ferrari.

Just a complete absence of common sense and desire to win races
by Fetzie
31 Jul 2022, 14:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary 2022
Replies: 18
Views: 3015

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary 2022

1. Mercedes for a 2-3 team finish
2. Verstappen because normally starting 10th in Hungary means finishing in the top 5 at best
3. Hamilton for finishing 2nd after starting 7th
by Fetzie
29 Jul 2022, 23:02
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Hungarian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 2662

Re: 2022 Hungarian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

They get us Hungary for more, and then they all go on holiday Grand Prix. 1. Leclerc 2. Verstappen 3. Perez 4. Norris 5. Alonso 6. Hamilton 7. Sainz 8. Russell 9. Magnussen 10. Ocon Pole: Leclerc Fastest lap: Leclerc First retirement: Tsunoda Reject of the Race: Stroll Infinite Improbability Drive o...
by Fetzie
24 Jul 2022, 14:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - France 2022
Replies: 29
Views: 3682

Re: Reject of the Race - France 2022

1. Leclerc. Binning it from the lead and what would probably have been a win 2. Ferrari. Did somebody delete the word "strategy" from their dictionary? How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race and the...
by Fetzie
23 Jul 2022, 08:13
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 French Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 19
Views: 2187

Re: 2022 French Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Le Grand Prix de un Track trés anonyme et sans personnalité, en vérité, ce n'est qu'un parking avec des lignes tracées dessus 2022 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Hamilton 4. Sainz 5. Perez 6. Russell 7. Alonso 8. Gasly 9. Norris 10. Magnussen Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Leclerc First retirement: Zhou...
by Fetzie
10 Jul 2022, 17:03
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Austria 2022
Replies: 17
Views: 2391

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Austria 2022

1. Haas. No longer the butt of every joke, they had a great weekend, with Mick's 6th place finish standing out in particular.
2. Ocon for pulling a 5th place finish out of his arse and staying on the lead lap.
by Fetzie
10 Jul 2022, 16:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Austria 2022
Replies: 23
Views: 2652

Re: Reject of the Race - Austria 2022

1. Alpine, for leaving Alonso high and dry (and with his tyres still in the blankets) at the start of the sprint race. 2. Drivers exceeding track limits. 64 lap times were deleted at this race. With 1323 completed laps , that means the times for nearly 1 in every 20 laps were deleted because the dri...
by Fetzie
08 Jul 2022, 10:10
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Austrian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 19
Views: 2203

Re: 2022 Austrian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

2022 "Leaving a Tyre Mark in the Steiermark" Grand Prix. 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Perez 4. Hamilton 5. Russell 6. Norris 7. Alonso 8. Gasly 9. Bottas 10. Magnussen S1: Verstappen S2: Leclerc S3: Perez Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: Sainz ROTR: RAin iN FiVE MinUTeS!!11!! IIDOT...
by Fetzie
29 Jun 2022, 20:29
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 British Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 19
Views: 1841

Re: 2022 British Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Silverstone innit? 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Russell 4. Perez 5. Leclerc 6. Norris 7. Alonso 8. Gasly 9. Sainz 10. Magnussen Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Latifi Reject of the Race: Sky F1 Hamilton Love-Ins Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Russell Deadbeat Teammat...
by Fetzie
12 Jun 2022, 21:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Azerbaijan 2022
Replies: 18
Views: 2378

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Azerbaijan 2022

Sebastian Vettel

Completely outclassed Stroll, was in 4th. Spun, only lost about ten seconds. Finished 6th.

Isn't that team supposed to be the Lance Stroll show?
by Fetzie
12 Jun 2022, 20:09
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Azerbaijan 2022
Replies: 23
Views: 4756

Re: Reject of the Race - Azerbaijan 2022

1. Ferrari

Three PU failures and one hydraulics system failure in one race.

2. Williams.

A mechanic infracts the start procedure rules, then Latifi gets a penalty for ignoring blue flags (the race after Albon ignored them in Monaco).
by Fetzie
10 Jun 2022, 21:06
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Azerbaijan Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions
Replies: 19
Views: 2019

Re: 2022 Azerbaijan Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

1. Perez
2. Leclerc
3. Norris
4. Verstappen
5. Russell
6. Sainz
7. Hamilton
8. Gasly
9. Alonso
10. Vettel

Pole: Leclerc
F-Lap: Norris
First Retirement: Schumacher
RotR: Ricciardo
IIDotR: Norris
DBTMotR: Ricciardo
HFB: +1
by Fetzie
27 May 2022, 23:00
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Monaco Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 2019

Re: 2022 Monaco Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

The Race Which Is So Predictable, Having The Q3 Times Is Like Knowing The Order Of A Pack of Cards in Blackjack 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Perez 4. Hamilton 5. Russell 6. Sainz 7. Norris 8. Alonso 9. Gasly 10. Magnussen Pole: Leclerc Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: Latifi Reject of the Ra...
by Fetzie
22 May 2022, 15:10
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Spain 2022
Replies: 16
Views: 1865

Re: Reject of the Race - Spain 2022

1. Williams Was that the promise of competitiveness just a fluke? 2. Magnussen If gap, hit the other car on lap 1. Then go to the back of the field with the car you hit. Then finish 17th, 12 positions and two laps down on the driver you hit. 3. Sainz How long until Ferrari start looking at the break...
by Fetzie
21 May 2022, 09:02
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Spanish Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 18
Views: 1758

Re: 2022 Spanish Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

1. Leclerc 2. Sainz 3. Russell 4. Verstappen 5. Hamilton 6. Perez 7. Alonso 8. Ocon 9. Vettel 10. Magnussen Pole: Leclerc Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: Schumacher Reject of the Race: Expectations of rain Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Russell Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Lat...
by Fetzie
08 May 2022, 21:15
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Miami 2022
Replies: 28
Views: 3763

Re: Reject of the Race - Miami 2022

1. TV Director, for missing all of the action.
2. Mick Schumacher

DHM: Stewards for investigating Magnussen when his team mate bathplug up
by Fetzie
08 May 2022, 21:13
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2022
Replies: 21
Views: 2446

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Miami 2022

1. Albon, another Williams point on merit
2. Sainz, because he actually managed to finish a race in a classified position
by Fetzie
07 May 2022, 12:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Miami Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 17
Views: 1846

Re: 2022 Miami Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

The Marina that's as plastic as a Fox News presenter Grand Prix 2022 1. Russell 2. Leclerc 3. Hamilton 4. Verstappen 5. Norris 6. Bottas 7. Perez 8. Gasly 9. Alonso 10. Zhou Pole: Russell FLap: Verstappen First Retirement: Sainz ROTR: So many DRS sectors IIDOTR: Mercedes DBTMOTR: Stroll Last Place: ...
by Fetzie
24 Apr 2022, 14:37
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Emilia-Romagna 2022
Replies: 21
Views: 2400

Re: Reject of the Race - Emilia-Romagna 2022

1. Hamilton

2. "Rain in 20 minutes"
by Fetzie
22 Apr 2022, 14:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 San Marino Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 16
Views: 1613

Re: 2022 San Marino Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

1. Leclerc
2. Verstappen
3. Sainz
4. Hamilton
5. Perez
6. Russell
7. Bottas
8. Magnussen
9. Alonso
10. Zhou

S1: Leclerc
S2: Verstappen
S3: Sainz

Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Latifi
LP: Latifi
HFB: +1
by Fetzie
25 Mar 2022, 22:02
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2022 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 21
Views: 2037

Re: 2022 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Better Call Saudi Grand Prix 1. Leclerc 2. Verstappen 3. Sainz 4. Hamilton 5. Perez 6. Bottas 7. Russell 8. Gasly 9. Magnussen 10. Alonso Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Ocon ROTR: The race/saudis/f1 officials IIDOTR: The race (because an uneventful race is infinitely improbabl...