Grand Prix Rejects

Day 4 - Michael Palin and documentary crew have left the party. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936732776923795576/1229307156654981151/image.png?ex=662f3481&is=661cbf81&hm=2820835922fbfd0691fb68561e64ebee326ac186511955ac709c24455a4c2cb9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&am...

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936732776923795576/1228213200651292682/image.png?ex=662b39ae&is=6618c4ae&hm=c193dfad627939022fcd364cbacba913871d89d03179e54e5307d454fde066f4&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1440&height=648 On Day 3, Mansell, Palin and crew tr...

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https://sportal.eu/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/nigel-mansell_12564561190x786.jpg "I've been travelling up and down the country." https://www.themichaelpalin.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/article_AcrossNigeria_02.jpg "Across continental and cultural divides." https://media-cdn.tr...

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/780839437176143902/1227342071656874085/image.png?ex=66280e60&is=66159960&hm=fe84e77cdcc39565dd76962232cab30669077cc372ff924895229e9d5f52aabe&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=511&height=662 Photo taken in 1995 when neither Lewi...

Our current MKDA rep runners as the election comes up again are: Chunky Kong Daisy von Sarasaland Funky Kong King Boo Para Troopa Yoshisaur T. Munchakoopas Of these five, two have spoken up. Daisy has promised to reduce the age limit for entering Mario Kart by four years, while Yoshi has pointed out...

Flower Cup So, the Flower Cup. Larry Koopa took pole again and looked set to win the race easily before he crashed around the tunnel area, allowing teammate Goombella to lead and take her maiden win. A poor qualifying for Sonic allowed his teammate Para to take a great second place, while Toad fina...

I can't promise a write-up, but sure I'll join this

Mario Leaves Save Our Paras after just a few months Project Mario was bought over the winter break by a Chinese conglomerate and was renamed Save Our Paras - Mario with majority ownership, and general directorship going to his former teammate and employee Para Troopa. The reasons have not been give...

MotoFP, Rounds 5-8 For the next four rounds, the order changed in that Lemmy finally got his act together, and Candy was able to genuinely challenge for the overall lead. Only problem was that Rosalina also got her act together at the same time, and ended the four-race stint where she started, in f...

The 2024 Japanese "and Most Surprising Ferrari 1-2 since the previous Grand Prix" Grand Prix 1. Charles Leclerc 2. Carlos Sainz Jr. 3. Max Verstappen 4. Fernando Alonso 5. Lando Norris 6. Oscar Piastri 7. George Russell 8. Lance Stroll 9. Sergio Perez (loses a large chunk of his front win...

MotoFP, Rounds 1-4 It was a relatively straightforward set of races, with Rosalina dominating the first two as the Koopa brothers and Candy Kong started to get their acts together. Therefore, while Rosalina hasn't dominated quite as much as Larry Koopa is doing in Mario Kart, it's still quite a mas...

Continuing with Lotus for their slow crawl out of The basement.

Ah yes, the race where Mick Schumacher finally made it, only to do nothing at all after that

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"Pipsqueak" Astromouse Falls From Grace https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/22935cd4-b5b4-4716-98f8-bb6d00156232/dah48y8-88dd8c3f-64e8-4af1-8520-cd4fdd66a7e6.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNm...

MotoFP Line-Up Announced We have a 16-race calendar all lined up (see earlier post) for this year's MotoFP season, happening concurrently with Mario Kart. The MIA invited certain teams (those with money innit) to promote their own reserve drivers over whom they would have priority in determining th...

As the spring comes to an end, this magazine asks the simple question: IS YOSHI A FRAUD? A tax fraud, that is! Evidence seems to have come into the hands of a major newspaper that potentially outs the former Mario Kart race winner and current championship team owner Yoshisaur T. Munchakoopas as the...

Round 4 - Toad's Factory https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/5/54/Toad%27s_Factory_MKWii.png The Mushroom Cup ended at Toad's Factory, with a lot of pressure on Toad Toadstool to perform well in his first home event since 2002. There was little stopping the event from being just another Larry Koopa l...

Yeah, especially as it's so early in the season. Poor Sargeant! Albon crashing again after this would be instant ROTR material, especially if it triggered an event that allowed every single one of Williams' competitors to bag mega points

Rounds 2 and 3 - Moo Moo Meadows and Mushroom Gorge https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/f/f4/Moo_Moo_Meadows_MKWii.png Continuing the Mushroom Cup's new role as being a solely Mushroom Kingdom located Cup, we had the renovated Moo Moo Farm, as well as a brand-new track built in the countryside. Most ...

Yoshi announces thorough investigation into Mario Kart doping After no apparent rumours whatsoever, MKDA representative Yoshisaur T. Munchakoopas, 46, believes that it is time to have a strict crackdown on any potential doping going on in Mario Kart and any other MIA-affiliated series. In an effort...

Second Pre-Season Test and Round 1 at Luigi Circiut https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000604476097-aa1r13-t500x500.jpg The second pre-season test was held at the brand-new, newly refurbished Luigi Circuit. And the fastest driver was quite the shock! Banjo-Kazooie ended up fastest over the course of th...

Lewis Hamilton says F1 hard to trust with no accountability in the sport Lots of great soundbites in this article: Asked whether Mohammed Ben Sulayem still had Hamilton's confidence as FIA president, Hamilton said: "(He) never has." --- The Mercedes driver added: "I am incredibly pro...

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The 2024 "Could Red Bull's situation get any worse? Now Daniel Ricciardo is the next big thing :chilton: " Australian Grand Prix 1. Max Verstappen :shock: 2. Carlos Sainz Jr. 3. Charles Leclerc 4. Daniel Ricciardo! 5. Sergio Perez 6. Lando Norris 7. Fernando Alonso 8. Lance Stroll 9. Geor...

Schumacher actually had 5 periods if we split before and after Magny-Cours 1996, where he DNSd from pole position. Also, while Wikipedia (which is always right) says it's a retirement, I would count Prost's boycotting of the 1989 Australian Grand Prix as a DNS. Did he drive a single metre racing in ...

TENSIONS AT DPRK? https://hard-drive.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/funk2.jpg.webp Something Rotten in DPRK Are tensions mounting at DPRK? Rumours mount after various journalists reported stories yesterday on DPRK's lack of progress with the new rules, that the team's new chassis is nothing to writ...

First Pre-Season Test https://www.models-resource.com/resources/big_icons/28/27151.png?updated=1537046976 Once the seats were all taken, behind-the-scenes talk was around which drivers were being sponsored for MotoFP. Lemmy Koopa got signed up with Red Bowser, while his younger brother Ludwig signe...

Great drive from Bearman to take second, and especially generous from Ferrari to randomly make a car designed for this one specific race in mind!

I know it's not good news for poor old Sainz, but the F1 authorities must be glad there is at least, if not a positive, a non-controversial story to get at least some attention today! Good luck to Bearman. Ferrari's youngest ever driver, born the year Alonso won his first title! Will this be the bi...

MotoFP Calendar Announced As it says on the tin, the new junior series will be happening concurrently with the Mario Kart series, with all but three rounds happening nearby the actual MK event. It is undecided as of yet whether we will be running variations of Mario Circuit/Raceway or if we shall j...

The 2024 "race that was red-flagged so many times that Ramadan was under way by the time it finished" Saudi Arabian Grand Prix 1. George Russell (I am feeling somewhat bold in this claim) 2. Lewis Hamilton 3. Max Verstappen (who is feeling a bit angry) 4. Fernando Alonso 5. Charles Lecler...

Lots of complaints going up that F1 drivers present and former are putting up undisclosed adverts about the new Saudi Arabian circuit on X. And speaking of undisclosed, there's been an article taken down from some well-known magazine that quite heavily disparages the financial side of Formula 1. Tha...

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