Mario Mario is announcing the beginning of an independent inquiry into safety standards in the Mario Invitational Championship. The independent panel will be led by retired driver and team owner Foreman Spike , who will be joined by 2000 Diddy Kong Racing champion Whomp King and retired Mario Kart ...
I am very pleased with the suspension of Conker T. Squirrel from Mario Kart for his devious cheating with performance-enhancing drugs. However, the punishment did not go far enough. Conker should be permanently banned from all MIA events forever. Remember, he was caught using an illegal kart in the...
Team: Grupo Baumann Owner: Ulrica Baumann Location: Barranquilla, Department of Atlantico Background: the daughter of German emigres from Thuringia, Ulrica Baumann firmly believes the future of automotion lies in the motherland, at Eisenach's Wartburg factory, in the German Democratic Republic. Baum...
In the early hours of this morning, some loud disturbances were reported in the industrial district of Mushroom City. At the Project Mario garage, it was reported that loud destructive sounds were heard, and that a large freight truck was moving in and out of the premises. Local Toad police were ca...
I am utterly outraged at the behaviour of Mark Wiggler before the season-opener race at Luigi Circuit. I was shocked to find out that a driver would put his personal pleasure before the good of the Mario Kart championship by indulging in his own vices. He has brought the sport into disrepute by cre...
Mario Mario has uncovered a nefarious scheme the likes of which has not been seen in Mario Kart for years! Waluigi stole the 2003 championship from his teammate, Toad, by poisoning him! Why does Mario know of this? Because the dastardly Waluigi tried to rope him into the foul deed! Impervious to co...
myf1dream is proud to announce its official collaboration with beverage company FOUR LOKO to take the brand to an international stage. As a result, the team will compete as FOUR LOKO GRAND PRIX in the 2010 Formula 1 championship. Team and driver will promote the brand to the world on an unprecedent...
Following the unfortunate incident in the Swiss Grand Prix involving Jean-Pierre Jabouille and Eliseo Salazar, Jabouille has voluntarily stepped away from his driving duties for the remainder of the season. In his stead, Frenchman Jacques Godard will be called up to see out the final three races. A...
Dywa GP is back and better than ever for another season of the greatest motorsports series ever to exist. The actual races won't start any time soon; obviously time is needed to set up the carset, and ye need time to confirm entries. Why? 1979 was a difficult year, but nevertheless a highly successf...
This was actually run in January, but I have only now uploaded the results here. Final results have been on the wiki for a while though. QUALIFYING REPORT https://imgur.com/HRubL0b.png https://imgur.com/1P4EV81.png RACE REPORT FINAL CLASSIFICATION https://imgur.com/MuIblU2.png https://imgur.com/v15o...
The MKADA, in its probing into accusations of doping, has found sufficient evidence against Luigi Mario and Bowser Koopa so as to open a full inquiry into the two drivers' activities over the past few years. There is evidence of practicing of doping both by the drivers themselves and the teams they...
Firstly, I would like to denounce the ongoing protests in Donkey Kong Country against the legitimate, elected government of the nation. It is very clear that there are foreign actors illegally destabilising the government, just as they tried in Venezuela. The Americans are behind this, as they alwa...
Racing Team Sibir bids: Pro Car: #71 Car: Mercedes-AMG GTC 2020-004 Driver 1: Alexey Buyvolov (15k/weekend, Gold) (DEC: unclear, assuming you will just RNG this like an ordinary driver) Driver 2: Lauren Kendrick (Silver, 5k/Weekend DEC: Me) Pro-Am Car: #73 Ferrari 458 Italia GTC 2015-003 Driver 1: M...
Team: Racing Team Sibir (RUS) Location: Dubai, United Arab Emirates (abrupt relocation from Novosibirsk, Russia, for reasons ) Sponsors: 1. Bio Circle 2. Billstein 3. ByBit Should Sibir be unable to attain sponsorship for two cars from a single sponsor, the following contingency bids will be made: 1...
Charade brought a chaotic, dramatic, race, and a new championship leader. QUALIFYING REPORT Ensar Alic took a career first pole, pipping Amalure Arrigorrigakoa for the position. A notable absence from the session was the newly-formed Dilbert Racing - the turbulence of the change in management meant ...
Team: Loonmotor Car 1: Driver #1: Name: Beitske Visser Contract Length: 1 year Wage Year 1: 1.25m Additional Clauses: 75k per point Driver #2: Name: Alessandro Cicognani Contract Length: 1 year Wage: 1m Additional clauses: 50k per point Car 2: Name: Malik Zidan (Car Number: 81) DEC Holder: CaptainGe...
Ferrari shall give Coloni Racing a loan of £14,000 for the duration of the pre-season, with £17,000 to be repaid immediately after the pre-season has concluded.
Additionally, Ferrari shall give Escuderia Pemex a loan of £211,000 for the duration of the pre-season, with £250,000 to be repaid immediately after the pre-season has concluded.
Ferrari will offer Ayrton Senna a slightly revised deal - payment race-by-race, except at 65k per race, amounting to a 4% increase on the lump sum previously offered. Should Senna refuse this, the original deal will stand.