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by Ciaran
24 Mar 2024, 14:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Australian GP 2024 ROTR
Replies: 21
Views: 473

Re: Australian GP 2024 ROTR

Sauber , I assume that Stake money has come at the cost of hiring some ketamine-addled sex trafficker fanboys as their pit crew. The FIA . I think Nando was just being his usual Wily Old:tm: self with the early lift at T6, it's still Russell's responsibility to be alert to what's going on ahead of ...
by Ciaran
09 Mar 2024, 18:35
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Re: Reject of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024
Replies: 27
Views: 784

Re: Reject of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024

  1. We Have Twitch At Home Sauber for yet another botched pitstop.
  2. Lance Stroll.
DHM for Liberty for continuing to lick Bonesaw's boots.
by Ciaran
09 Mar 2024, 18:33
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024
Replies: 18
Views: 467

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2024

Londoner wrote: 09 Mar 2024, 18:27 1. Ollie Bearman. 30 hours ago he was ready for another bog standard F2 weekend. What a performance from the lad!

2. Nico Hulkenberg. A precious point for Haas.
I can't disagree.

Honourable mention to Haas as a whole for a delightfully devilish strategy.
by Ciaran
02 Mar 2024, 16:42
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Bahrain 2024
Replies: 25
Views: 804

Re: Reject of the Race - Bahrain 2024

1. Alpine . What the hell happened during the off-season? 2. Nico Hulkenberg . Qualifying hero to first corner zero. Dishonourable mention to the state of Formula 1 . The sport simply cannot afford another season like 2023 and yet it looks like that's the most likely outcome. The other nine teams s...
by Ciaran
19 Nov 2023, 16:15
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Nevada 2023
Replies: 21
Views: 7535

Re: Reject of the Race - Nevada 2023

  1. David Croft for "What Verstappens in Vegas!" and for that divorce-worthy slogan for the F1 Wedding Chapel.
by Ciaran
24 Sep 2023, 11:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Japanese GP ROTR 2023
Replies: 28
Views: 11669

Re: Japanese GP ROTR 2023

Perez is a The First Slam Dunk IMHO. DHM for Hamilton for almost forcing Russell off at Spoon.

That said, if Merc are back on form next year it'll be nice to see a spicy title fight like those halcyon days of 2014 and 2016.
by Ciaran
17 Sep 2023, 16:31
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Singapore GP ROTR
Replies: 26
Views: 7610

Re: Singapore GP ROTR

  1. Alonslow, I don't think I need to elaborate.
  2. Race control, between slapping Perez on the wrist for doing his best impression of the average 10-year-old in a F1 23 open lobby, and taking a minute to decide to bring out the safety car, I'll give them the nod ahead of Russell.
by Ciaran
03 Sep 2023, 14:39
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Italy 2023
Replies: 15
Views: 3555

Re: Reject of the Race - Italy 2023

  1. LOLpine.
  2. Lance Stroll.
by Ciaran
23 Jul 2023, 14:54
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2023
Replies: 30
Views: 8616

Re: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2023

Minus 1 million social credit for Zhou for ruining a likely double points finish for Alfa.

I'll also nominate Haas for their crappy race pace.
by Ciaran
02 Jul 2023, 14:33
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Austria 2023
Replies: 27
Views: 5328

Re: Reject of the Race - Austria 2023

  1. Haas, for finishing last and providing the only retirement.
  2. Race control, for taking so long to decide on (virtual) safety cars.
by Ciaran
18 Jun 2023, 19:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Canada 2023
Replies: 20
Views: 3100

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Canada 2023

TomPryce wrote: 18 Jun 2023, 19:41 1) Albon for obvious reasons.
2) Bottas for finally having a good race.
Seconded.

Honourable mention to Stroll for not needing Norris's penalty to get into the points.
by Ciaran
28 May 2023, 15:47
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Monaco 2023
Replies: 21
Views: 3460

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Monaco 2023

I'll be a hipster and nominate someone other than Ocon, that being Norris and Asuka Pastry Piastri.
by Ciaran
28 May 2023, 15:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Monaco 2023
Replies: 30
Views: 12071

Re: Reject of the Race - Monaco 2023

  1. Ferrari for being Ferrari.
  2. Checo for hammering in the final nail of the coffin in the 2023 title fight. GG Max.
by Ciaran
27 May 2023, 23:12
Forum: The 18-Metre Debut Memorial Forum
Topic: Formula Elaborate Bluff - 2010: Signups open!
Replies: 58
Views: 48784

Re: Formula Elaborate Bluff - 2010: Signups open!

I'd like to participate as the team that sounds like a bookie holding company, iSport International.

EDIT: If that doesn't go through, my backups are DAMS and Carlin.
by Ciaran
07 May 2023, 21:05
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 Miami GP ROTR
Replies: 33
Views: 9156

Re: 2023 Miami GP ROTR

  1. McLaren, they've shown that Baku was a false dawn.
  2. Leclerc, even though he saved us from yet another Max pole, he just looked lost all weekend.
by Ciaran
30 Apr 2023, 12:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Baku 2023
Replies: 23
Views: 3122

Re: Reject of the Race - Baku 2022

  1. Race control. Someone's going to be woken up at 3am tonight for bringing shame upon the glorious and peaceful nation of Azerbaijan.
  2. Ted Kravitz for his usual bullshit.
by Ciaran
02 Apr 2023, 13:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 Australian GP IIDOTR
Replies: 17
Views: 2894

Re: 2023 Australian GP IIDOTR

  1. Hulkenberg.
  2. Zhou.
by Ciaran
02 Apr 2023, 13:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2023 Austrialian GP ROTR
Replies: 30
Views: 5431

Re: 2023 Austrialian GP ROTR

I can't really think of anyone other than Race Control.
by Ciaran
19 Mar 2023, 18:37
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2023
Replies: 30
Views: 5163

Re: Reject of the Race - Saudi Arabia 2023

1. Liberty Media for accepting Saudi blood money.
2. NEOM McLaren.
by Ciaran
30 Oct 2022, 21:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Mexico 2022
Replies: 30
Views: 4382

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Mexico 2022

  1. Alex Albon for dragging that Williams to 12th. I don't envy him next time out at Interlagos.
  2. Uh...Bottas for holding onto a points finish.
Honourable mention to the mariachi band and Aislabie's DIY skills.
by Ciaran
30 Oct 2022, 21:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Mexico 2022
Replies: 31
Views: 4690

Re: Reject of the Race - Mexico 2022

  1. Ferrari, for yet again coming 3rd in a 2 horse race.
  2. Ted Kravitz for his crap Spanish.
by Ciaran
02 Oct 2022, 15:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Singapore 2022
Replies: 17
Views: 2080

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Singapore 2022

  1. McLaren for a 4-5 finish, pretty much as close as they can get to a 1-2 without a repeat of 2018's start.
  2. Aston, for Seb's defensive masterclass and Stroll finally finishing above 10th.
by Ciaran
02 Oct 2022, 15:21
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Singapore 2022
Replies: 27
Views: 4375

Re: Reject of the Race - Singapore 2022

  1. Nicolas Latifi, for driving with as much consideration as the average cryptobro with a Tesla Model X.
  2. Alpine, for blowing an almost nailed-on F1.5 win thanks to their engines going on strike.
by Ciaran
28 Aug 2022, 14:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Belgium 2022
Replies: 16
Views: 2505

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Belgium 2022

1. Alex Albon . Q3 on merit, and a legit points contender all day. At one stage looked capable of P6 or P7, an excellent day for the lad. 2. Esteban Ocon . Twice managed to execute a three wide overtake to perfection. Yeah, they'd be my picks too. Also, I had bet on an Ocon points finish. :deletraz:
by Ciaran
28 Aug 2022, 14:35
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022
Replies: 26
Views: 4045

Re: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2022

Daniel Ricciardo , yet another anonymous showing. Oh well, I'm sure that McLaren payoff can buy him an Indycar seat next year. Ferrari , for letting yet another win slip with another idiotic strategy, culminating in misjudging Leclerc's gap to Alonso before bringing him in for a fastest lap attempt.
by Ciaran
31 Jul 2022, 18:04
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2022
Replies: 27
Views: 5006

Re: Reject of the Race - Hungary 2022

Love sensible strategy.
Hate Ferrari.
Simple as.

Daniel Ricciardo gets my second vote for yet another pathetic showing. I was honestly going to give him my first preference as Ferrari's feck-up was just so on-brand. :badoer:
by Ciaran
03 Jul 2022, 16:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Great Britain 2022
Replies: 27
Views: 2694

Re: Reject of the Race - Great Britain 2022

Yuki Tsunoda for committing the cardinal sin of racing. EDIT: BRDC , for inviting Nadine Dorries to present the trophy. A tub of yoghurt has more culture than her. Dishonourable mention to Sky's genie, Ted Kravitz. I don't know if I'm just paying his crappy attempts at banter more attention, but he...
by Ciaran
19 Jun 2022, 19:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Canada 2022
Replies: 19
Views: 2649

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Canada 2022

Londoner wrote: 19 Jun 2022, 19:47 1. Zhou Guanyu. Finally some good luck for the lad. Q3 on merit, an excellent performance today and a points finish.

2. Lance Stroll. Q1 exit to the points, a decent effort.
Yeah, I have to agree.

Honourable mention to Sir Blessed for his recovery from last weekend's agony in Azerbaijan.
by Ciaran
19 Jun 2022, 19:48
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Canada 2022
Replies: 22
Views: 3337

Re: Reject of the Race - Canada 2022

McLaren , for throwing away a potential double points finish by forgetting how to double stack. Ted Kravitz and David Croft , for getting so high on copium in that last 10%, so much so that the former was giddy recalling why the Wall of Champions has its name, and the latter having a worse grasp of...
by Ciaran
08 May 2022, 21:13
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Miami 2022
Replies: 28
Views: 3765

Re: Reject of the Race - Miami 2022

  1. Mick, for obvious reasons.
  2. Ted Kravitz.
by Ciaran
26 Apr 2022, 17:58
Forum: The Andrea Sassetti Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Formula 3 Asian Championship
Replies: 44
Views: 6778

Re: 2021 Formula 3 Asian Championship

K-Apex will retain our 2020 lineup of Kwon Sung-Tae and Song Ki-Hyun.
by Ciaran
20 Mar 2022, 16:51
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Bahrain 2022 (RESULTS)
Replies: 23
Views: 2978

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Bahrain 2022

  1. Haas, I bet Nikita's wearing his dad's ear off about his master costing him a lucky unrejectification.
  2. Alfa Romeo, just for giving us the sight of Bottas outqualifying his replacement.
by Ciaran
20 Mar 2022, 16:48
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Bahrain 2022 (RESULTS)
Replies: 29
Views: 3673

Re: Reject of the Race - Bahrain 2022

  1. Red Bull.
  2. McLaren.

Dishonourable mention: Aston, if I were Seb I'd be on the phone to Stellaris or whatever FCA are called now asking for a seat at Maserati's FE team. At least Aston are wasting Saudi blood money.
by Ciaran
12 Dec 2021, 14:55
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Abby Dabby 2021 (POLL)
Replies: 23
Views: 3037

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Abby Dabby 20

  1. Carlos Sainz, someone needs to recognise his efforts, especially since his podium has moved him ahead of Ferrari's current golden boy.
  2. Sergio Perez, for a godlike defensive drive.
by Ciaran
10 Oct 2021, 13:51
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Turkey 2021 (POLL)
Replies: 24
Views: 23703

Re: IIDOTR - Turkey 2021

⋅  Bottas . Yes, he's in a Mercedes, but what a way to silence the doubters after last year and Hungary. Too bad he has to deal with the clownshow in Hinwil next year. ⋅  Carlos Sainz for salvaging 8th from starting 20th. Honourable mentions go to Checo (I had to dock a few mark...
by Ciaran
10 Oct 2021, 13:45
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Turkey 2021 (POLL)
Replies: 24
Views: 24252

Re: Reject of the Race - Turkey 2021

  1. Alan van der Merwe for trusting dumbasses on Facebook over decades of medical research.
  2. Aston Martin. OK, it was a gamble, but it was a "stick the paycheck on Bielefeld against Bayern" kind of gamble.
by Ciaran
01 Aug 2021, 15:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary (Results)
Replies: 29
Views: 7674

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary

⋅  Nando for his best defensive drive in Hungary for about 14 years. ⋅  Latifi for being too slow to get caught up in Buttass's mistake, and then being not slow enough to get caught by Sky's hopes and dreams. Honourable mentions for Seb and Ocon for their duel at the front.
by Ciaran
01 Aug 2021, 15:12
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Hungary (Results)
Replies: 35
Views: 10202

Re: Reject of the Race - Hungary

  1. Valtteri Bottas, for finally beating Lewis at something...being the most hated man in the Netherlands.
  2. Ted Kravitz for his French accent.
Dishonourable mention to Lewis for restarting on inters, but giving us the glorious sight of a one-car grid.
by Ciaran
18 Jul 2021, 16:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Great Britain (RESULTS)
Replies: 44
Views: 10543

Re: Reject of the Race - Great Britain

19 July edit: I've had some time to sleep on it, so here's my revised picks:
  1. David Croft, please just bathplug off to Merc's marketing department.
  2. Red Bull, for sacrificing Checo and a handful of WCC points just to deny Lewis a fastest lap point.