Grand Prix Rejects

bathplug YEAH Thank Jehovah for MONSTER TRUCKS: Log 003 I don’t have time to write much of a log. Unlike the last few days, it’s not been out of being drunk or being depressed, it is out of devotion to the lord. Since my stopping point at Jehovah’s Witness Kingdom Hall, I have seen the light. Prais...

bathplug YEAH MONSTER TRUCKS: Log ??? https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Lavumisa+Lodge,+Lavumisa,+Eswatini/-25.4508753,31.9630254/Mopani+Rest+Camp/@-25.5011681,31.9261697,12.38z/data=!4m24!4m23!1m5!1m1!1s0x1ee543cdf7942f7f:0x4b7dafc5e962ac6c!2m2!1d31.8903053!2d-27.3166502!1m5!3m4!1m2!1d31.957217!2d...

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bathplug YEAH MONSTER TRUCKS: Log 001-2 So, as it turns out, there was one fella interested in joining my little escapade. I didn’t care enough to catch his name, but due to his interesting attire, I decided to call him Ron Burgundy (like the fella from Anchorman y’know? Cause look at that suit rig...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162570994939076699/1227014126291914873/IMG_3443.jpg?ex=6626dcf4&is=661467f4&hm=8a9f8383d602ce8c74f02ad423c0e37561a83124273b571788481c069ad4feba& bathplug YEAH MONSTER TRUCKS: Log 001 The journey begins in the same random place as the rest of this ...

Entering the carney monster truck entry. It’s one of those where you can ride on the back so I’ll see if I can get any of my mates to go along with it.

1. Lance Stroll- You do it to yourself, you do.

No, I’m in the fecking wall
Lance Stroll, 2024

2. Sauber- HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

3. Daniel Riccardo- I beg of you stop doing these things to us

Honourable mention to Magnussen because ehhhhh he’s in limbo.

Bearman. Pretty damn good debut, please please please do not be like NDV.

1. Yuki Tsunoda for attempting Pearl Harbour on Daniel Riccardo. Too soon? IDK probably not. Minus points for driving for post-emo phase hysteria Toro Rosso because VCARB sounds like a cheap sports drink. 2. Valtteri Bottas’s pit crew for that pit stop. Minus points for putting the sponsor name ahea...

Nothing outwardly improbable for an award I suppose. I’ll say Sainz for having the most interesting moves of the race from what I recall. I can’t remember the specifics because I payed about 40% attention but Stroll spun like… really early with uhhhh it was Hulkenberg right? Not sure who’s at fault ...

Hmm. I feel like joining this. Pinstripe Potoroo for me, I s’pose.

You don't need a forum higher-up to change your name for you, you can just go to User Control Panel -> Profile -> Edit account settings, and then enter your current password and your new username. (Saying this because you're still "Mr Inconsistency" on my end at the time of writing this) ...

Whatever the hell my current name is -> Loadsamoney
Reason: it’s my name on discord and also it’s just better.

Comparing these against my predictions - how come Prost is not included in 1991 when he was fired for Australia? And Ralf in 2003 when he missed Monza through injury? My best explanation for this is I was sorta speeding through it and also I’m an idiot. Can’t remember exactly what I based who gets ...

Hey! I’ll keep this brief. If you couldn’t tell from the fact that this sorta stagnated, I kinda lost interest in this. However, I’m posting the website I used to do this because I’ve already done every single year up until 2022 (except 2018 and 2019 because everyone competed in every race. Damn you...

1958 Part-Timers Standings https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740296469478637678/1105110360131907644/IMG_2302.png https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740296469478637678/1105110360375164980/IMG_2303.png The British domination continues with Roy Salvadori and Tony Brooks fighting for the c...

So a quick update on this. I plan to continue this soon, but I am noticing that some of the images have stopped showing up, coming up as just a ?. I’ll try and fix it as soon as possible before I write up the next year. Future me, “as soon as possible” is “15 minutes”. That was shockingly easy. Let’...

1957 Part-Timers Standings https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967128114499043378/1094339343822364823/IMG_2245.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967128114499043378/1094339344128561232/IMG_2246.png It’s back! Granted, I don’t think it will leave fully, just hiatuses (hiati?) when I don’t...

1956 Part-Timers Standings (aka, the end of credibility) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1086995649725214830/IMG_2187.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1086995649955889192/IMG_2188.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/10...

1955 Part-Timers Standings https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1086016079584833576/IMG_2180.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1086016079853260810/IMG_2181.png Finally, Giuseppe Farina wins a championship! In other news, Mercedes dominated the latter...

1954 Part-Timers Standings https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1085925954406330408/IMG_2173.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1085925954712522762/IMG_2174.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1085925955035467776/IMG_2175.png...

2017 will be fascinating with Paul di Resta and Jenson Button battling it out for last place again :D Well I mean, you’re not wrong. However, one of them (technically) did do better in this, which we will get to in at least 4.5 epochs. 1953 Part-Timer’s Standings (I’ll figure out a consistent name ...

1952 Part-Timer’s Cup https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740296469478637678/1105106860031348736/IMG_2167.png (Note: I’m pretty sure that I did two screenshots of this one, one with and one without fastest laps because I forgot it. This, if this is the case, if the latter. Blame the images bre...

1951 Part-Timer’s Standings https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/740296469478637678/1105105933895471124/1950192C-B72B-4C2E-A351-83D2B272C78A.jpg 1951 is done, and with Ascari gone, Jose Froilan Gonzalez wins his first ever Part-Timers Cup Championship. Furthermore, he wins a record 5 races, whi...

1950 Part-Timer’s Standings https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1085660017232986123/IMG_2159.png https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952667473268846665/1085660229158567977/IMG_2160.png I cannot believe it. I wrote a thing about this year and it said “General Error” and now ...

Hello! This is my first time doing something potentially of note on this forum, so we’ll see how it goes. How this will work is that if you compete in at least one race, yet not in all of them, you’re in*. The way I knew who was in and who wasn’t was… Wikipedia. If a driver has at least one plain wh...

After the last race, some things are going to happen with the team - Pierre de Viscaya will race for the next race, and we will see what’ll happen with that. Hopefully he doesn’t die like the other Bugatti drivers. - Pietro Bordini is back, and will replace Benoist for the next race. That seems abou...

This will be my first race series thing that I enter! Here’s my set of drivers, they’re all real people. Hope these guys do well, but that’s not exactly necessary. I’m just hoping it’ll be a good bit of fun for 100 years since motor racing started to become popular! Driver 1 Name: Robert Benoist Nat...

It would appear that this thread has been revived, and screw it. I’m a fan of Robot Wars so I might as well make this my first contribution to this website. I am still annoyed that robot wars got cancelled, I think we all are. I still think the classic series have more charm and as such I prefer the...