Grand Prix Rejects

Klon

African rain is bringing out the worst in me. I rang up the organisers, yelled at them in German (which they probably do not even speak), blaming them for "making it rain". I need pills and I need to apologise. Or the rain to stop. Or both. Wooo, the rain has gone away. However, this in tu...

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Time stamp: 2024-04-14-16-22-14

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Rule 14: Keep in mind that whilst this is a contest, please keep it fun and don't overstress yourself Since I am not having fun with this retarded weather gimmick, I'll disqualify myself for violating that rule. Edit: since I wasted too much time planning my route before realizing this would be a l...

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User: Klon
Team: Marlboro McLaren International

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Chicken. Plucking chicken!? The shite I put up with... https://i.ibb.co/Dz12y3J/2024-04-12-13-40-15-www-google-com-Cozy-Cottage-nach-Kanniedood-Guest-Lodge-Google-Maps.png The first stop is a supermarket, which had a sale on chicken braal and feet yesterday, so there'll be other chicken parts availa...

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The first stop is for the tyre change.
The second "stop" is a border crossing into Lesotho.

Timestamp: 2024-04-11 16.36.56

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It's raining and I am driving in a Mercedes-Benz through South Africa ... only one thing to do. "There is nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doooooooooooooooo. I bless the rains down in Aaaaaaaaaaaafricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." https://i.ibb.co/fXFFNk1/2024-04-08-14-18-46-www-google-d...

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Let’s do this. Damn, pasta, are you that desperate to get an edge on the competition? (Let's see who gets that one) I can't guarantee I'll see it through, but I will enter with a Mercedes-Benz modified by ANC Elsbett because doing this challenge with a trunk full of vegetable oil is a funny idea.

Klon

User: Klon
Team: Marlboro McLaren International

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Norris "Will Do What [He] Can", Vettel "Not Concerned" About Reliability In the press conference ahead of the championship-deciding Chinese Grand Prix , the focus was on the two rivals for the championship: Sebastian Vettel and Lando Norris . Norris was asked about the unfavoura...

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Race Report Steward report: + Nothing to report Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 17th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €38,500,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €88,500,000 + Dawson (Forti) - €11,000,000 + FAST (CaptainGetz) - €23,500,000 + Ferrari (Pasta) - €49,500,000 + L...

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Race Report Steward report: + €2,000,000 compensatory fine for the team of driver #29 (Roger Ibe) for dangerous driving against driver #10 (Alessio Lorandi). Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 16th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €38,000,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €86...

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Okay, since some changes are needed, we will handle multiple weeks at once. Since MRT failed to report for the last phase, the administration has in accordance with the rules made the choice in Wazzle's stead: Qualifying Mode Lv. 1 and 2 For that purpose, you send your testing team out for two testi...

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Race Report Steward report: + Nothing to report Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 15th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €37,500,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €84,500,000 + Dawson (Forti) - €9,500,000 + FAST (CaptainGetz) - €23,500,000 + Ferrari (Pasta) - €44,500,000 + Lo...

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Formula One Calendar Revealed, Germany Out, Brazil In FOSE released the schedule for the 2024 Formula One season. As expected, the German Grand Prix will depart from the grid after a one-year contract extension. It will be replaced with a race near the season finale taking place on the former ARWS ...

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Race Report Steward report: + 20-second time penalty for driver #56 (Einar Ármannsson) for causing an avoidable accident involving driver #20 (Kevin Magnussen) . Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 14th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €37,000,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) -...

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GPDA Announces Driver Strike In a short statement for the media, the Grand Prix Driver Association announced that they have agreed on beginning a driver's strike starting on August 25. According to the statement the goal of the strike is to get the teams to agree to "make decisive moves to ens...

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. - Bernie is a cheeky bastard and openly says Jenson got better equipment. He was notably the only person to say this. I don't think even whiny Rubens outright claimed this. Though the proof is in the pudding on that one. if only one car has repeated issues with the starter, it stands to reason wh...

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Ah, ok. Then yes, I'm starting to find it a little tiresome at this point. That said, for most of the teams it's probably more important to look "cool" than distinctive. I don't know if it is about "looking cool", or more about teams wanting to eke out additional weight savings ...

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Alright, it is now time to begin work on the hydrogen fuel cell motors for the 2024 season. For that purpose, you send your testing team out for two testing days and have them work on one of four things: motor power , which is the base BHP output of the motor; qualifying mode , which describes how m...

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As discussed on Discord, Klon has allowed me to manage Dawson GP from now on. That is indeed confirmed. Race Report Steward report: + Nothing to report. Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 13th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €36,500,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €80,500,...

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Race Report Steward report: + Suspended 5-place grid penalty for driver #21 (Théo Pourchaire) for ignoring blue flags. Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 12th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €36,000,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €78,500,000 + Dawson (Klon) - €7,500,000 +...

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This rule change will become valid after the conclusion of the Austrian Grand Prix. Old rule: Before 2 selected Grand Prix weekends within the season, mid-season tests are held. These 2 weekends must be announced by the administration before the 4th Grand Prix weekend of the season. During a mid-sea...

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Shane Skeelenberg Takes First Win of the Season, Malik Zidan Recovers to Second One of the realities of motorsport is that there are some drivers who perform very well at specific venues. Phillippe Nicolas is a well-known master of Bathurst , Timo Glock 's best DTM performances came at the Hockenhe...

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Danny van Rijkens' Grand Chelem Survives Last-Lap Challenge One of the essential goals of the Africa Racing League is to promote motorsport on the continent of Africa. This event is a proof this effort is bearing fruits. Gentiny Ngobila Mbala 's political efforts have resulted in one of the finest ...

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Marcel Agyemang-Badu Continues to be Unstoppable, Wins by Twenty Seconds The return of the Africa Racing League to the Marrakech venue, now known as the Circuit International Automobile Moulay El Hassan , saw championship leader Marcel Agyemang-Badu stood on top of the world again. The Ghanaian sup...

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Before 2 selected Grand Prix weekends within the season, mid-season tests are held. The first of these tests will happen at Circuit Paul Ricard, with it happening on July 3. During a mid-season test teams can work an upgrade in 3 separate sessions. A session in the mid-season costs €4,000,000. Each ...

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Race Report Steward report: + Nothing to report Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 11th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €35,500,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €77,000,000 + Dawson (Klon) - €7,500,000 + FAST (CaptainGetz) - €23,000,000 + Ferrari (Pasta) - €38,500,000 + Loo...

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Race Report Steward report: + Nothing to report Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 10th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €35,000,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €75,000,000 + Dawson (Klon) - €7,000,000 + FAST (CaptainGetz) - €23,000,000 + Ferrari (Pasta) - €37,000,000 + Loo...

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George Russell Criticizes Calendar Planning In an interview with ESPN , current McEwan driver George Russell talked about the difficult season he experienced, his arrival in Formula One and the state of the series. He praised his teammate Dean Stoneman , who "is an inspiration to us all",...

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Race Report Steward report: + Nothing to report Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 9th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €30,000,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €73,000,000 + Dawson (Klon) - €6,500,000 + FAST (CaptainGetz) - €22,500,000 + Ferrari (Pasta) - €35,500,000 + Loon...

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As has been previously established, Audi will enter Formula 1 (just like in real life, except earlier) in 2024. Obviously, both by the regulations of this game and the narrative logic, it needs a works team. As I had multiple users already request works teams, I have decided to open an application p...

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Race Report Steward report: + 30-second time penalty for driver #47 (Lando Norris) for causing an avoidable accident involving driver #56 (Einar Ármannsson). + 3-place grid penalty for driver #33 (Max Verstappen) for causing an avoidable accident involving driver #26 (Robert Shwartzman). Budgets, p...

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EDIT: I've had a bit of a think about this and I've concluded somewhat selfishly that banning countries with the death penalty from holding Formula One Grands Prix would, with the current calendar, be a net positive for the sport from a purely sporting perspective. There's only one track among thos...

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Legends Advocates Sports Group Looking to Buy F1 Team In a press release, former managing director of SMP Racing Benjamin Durand and sports agent Andrew Pyrah as well as their financial backers, the US-based Legends Advocates Sports Group are looking to purchase a Formula 1 entry from one of the 13...

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Race Report Steward report: + Nothing to report Budgets, price money and sponsorship after the 7th race of the 2023 season: + Andretti (miguel98) - €27,500,000 + Caterham (kevinbotz) - €69,500,000 + Dawson (Klon) - €4,500,000 + FAST (CaptainGetz) - €21,000,000 + Ferrari (Pasta) - €33,500,000 + Loon...

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The approach being taken by both Miami and Las Vegas seems to be to intentionally lean into the idea of selling the perception of ultra exclusivity and exorbitant excess. The sort of person they are aiming to attract is the sort of person for whom the outrageousness of the fee is perhaps more impor...

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User: Klon
Team: Marlboro McLaren International

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User: Klon
Team: Marlboro McLaren International
Engine: Renault
Years: 1 Year
Terms: JEV is the terms

Tyre 1: Michelin Works
Tyre 2: Michelin Customer
Tyre 3: Pirelli Works

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Our very own tommykl for suggesting that teams collude to deny Max Verstappen Grands Chelem ... when he wasn't even eligible for one in this race regardless of the FLAP.

What Red Bull domination does to a mf.

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