Grand Prix Rejects

SDHammer

f1-gast wrote:wher to see that list on forix ?

If you go to forix via the autosport website, a list of daily birthdays appears in the top left of the screen. Otherwise I have no clue how to check for peoples birthdays. Maybe use wikipedia!!!!

SDHammer

Just opened up Forix and noticed that the list of birthdays shown is a masterclass in rejectfulness. F1 people whom have their birthday today are Alex Yoong Bernd Schneider Claudio Langes Giovanna Amati & Tony Marsh That has to be some sort of record. Maybe we could declare a national holiday &q...

SDHammer

I nominate 1989 Australian GP. It had the following classic elements Rain Prost retiring in protest at the conditions EuroBrun Senna trying to use his McLaren to mount Magnets Brabham. One Dallara driver smacking the top of the cockpit in disgust after crashes backwards into the barrier. oh yes and ...

SDHammer

Why is Montermini driving the Sauber and not Nicola Larini???

SDHammer

coops wrote:If you stare at it for long enough the snake moves!!!!

True, but what you don't realise is that just out of shot on the left there is little indian guy in a reed basket swaying from side to side in time to the music.

SDHammer

dr-baker wrote:

Stop Mocking Meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

SDHammer

Is it me or does the new Indian GP Circuit look like a fat snake blowing on a vuvuzuela????

SDHammer

Captain Hammer wrote:

VP: Hey Pedro are you starting the Mexican Wave??
PDLR: I thought you were?

SDHammer

Did anyone else catch the grid walk with Magnet and Eddie the Wig before yesterday's Grand Prix. During the walk they interview Clive Chapman and Eddie said that in 1991 the signed an agreement to join forces but in the end the deal didn't go through. Clive said they were only using EJ as a way to a...

SDHammer

Interesting what with Mr Dagnall's all red crash helmet in an all red car he's gonna look like the Stig's Communist Cousin.

SDHammer

Option A is the way to go.

SDHammer

After looking at that list I now have an overwhelming urge to enter both the Lada Revolution Russia championship and Formula Maruti and I don't know why!!!!!!

SDHammer

Captain Hammer wrote:

Look for the last time I'm not signing it from Justin (Bieber)

SDHammer

Grand Prix Legends is not bad to but only for the sale items their normal stuff is overpriced.

SDHammer

Autosport has just announced Massa has resigned for Ferrari until end of 2012.

So with Webber and now Massa resigning 2011 could be a year of status quo in the top teams with most teams keeping their existing line-ups.

SDHammer

(And also just pure curiousity - yeah, I know it killed the cat, but so what?)

Surely that would only become an issue if you were a cat!!!

SDHammer

Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:

Look for the last time I'm here for a careers day I'm not the new Geography teacher.

SDHammer

Ross Prawn wrote:

CH: No Seb its like this...I'm a little teapot short and stout

SDHammer

Don't Jacky and Ricardo help their dad run a kart track in Holland?

SDHammer

coops wrote:

The F1 Reject inaugural "Spot the Caption Picture" Competition isn't as sucessful as originally planned.

SDHammer

This wrote:Guerrero and cecotto ara also colombian

Johnny Cecotto is Venezuelan not Columbian.

SDHammer

Phoenix wrote:

KK. Hey Pedro what ever you do don't touch the front of the crown its covered in super........oh too late.

SDHammer

1982 for me lots of different winners (so far) and 1982 they had the wheeze of the "water cooled brakes" which like F ducts were soon banned.

SDHammer

http://en.espnf1.com/PICTURES/CMS/3600/3645.jpg "...and when I press that one the Pussycat Dolls CD starts playing" JB: Really LH: yeah JB: Oh every time I press that button a boy or girl band break up I did it in Barcelona and the Pusseycat Dolls broke up. LH: The Pusseycat Dolls have br...

SDHammer

Is that a sponsors logo I spy on the turning vane of Kobayashi's "aerodymanically adjusted using barrier technology" car?

SDHammer

Happy Birthday F1.

(I'm 30 today)

SDHammer

Bleu wrote:

Reject of the Race - champagne bottles!

Whilst Prost and Senna struggle with the fundamentals of stubborn champagne corks, Nannini's main concern is that it is not the correct vintage.

SDHammer

Wizzie wrote:
madcat wrote:

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KT: Look Bernie I don't want to know where you got the money to buy out Scheckter's contract just give me the case a go.

SDHammer

I was bored at work so I went wikipedia motorsport browsing and stumbled apon the 2010 Formula Lista Junior championship.

Anyway among the entries I spotted the following

25. Roy Nissany

It couldn't be could it?

Son of Channoch.

Could he be the first ever 2nd generation reject?

SDHammer

Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No

SDHammer

Does that mean that if Pedro Da La Rosa Test Driver Sharapova crashes at the first corner he turns into an angry whopper?

SDHammer

Captain Hammer wrote:

During an early morning track walk Kimi hears screams of distress coming from a burning building. Quick as a flash he's looking for a phone box.

SDHammer

dr-baker wrote:

Oh My God Nico Rosberg is a Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SDHammer

but it's hardly dripping in Virgin iconography is it, when compared say to the Lotus which is almost exclusively sporting the names of Mr Fernandes' various companies. Agree but Branson uses the Virgin brand for all his business, as opposed to using different named companies. I guess Virgin trains,...

SDHammer

Wizzie wrote:
mario wrote:

Steve Guttenburg leaves a surprise guest under the desk after filming the latest Police Academy Film during the Gp weekend.

SDHammer

Collieafc wrote:

Team Radio: Frank remember to warm your tyres. Oh and try not to get distracted we don't want you crashing into the safety car.

SDHammer

Dj_bereta wrote:

Heikki *muffled*: Help helmet strap too tight

SDHammer

I'm going to bravely try and drag this back on topic but does anyone know if there are more than two applicants for the vacant entry?

SDHammer

Bleu wrote:Abu Dhabi could be interesting. Especially when they are coming flat out to that pit entry.

If Abu Dhabi were to be run backwards it might make the race interesting.

SDHammer

Reverie Planetarian wrote:

Seb phone home.

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