Grand Prix Rejects

Salamander

The glorious Loonmotors will not deign to make an official factory appearance at some backwater Grand Prix - however, the superb and fantabulously fast Guidobaldi-Loonmotor is available for any enterprising privateer to rent for their own enjoyment. A decisive and important moral victory could be yo...

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No, his sponsor is actually Menards

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Team: Tasman
User: Salamander
Sponsor: LCI
Goal: Get 3 podiums

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> Eileen McPherson
> Braking on a straight

Seems legit.

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Ahahahahaha... you reply to tweets in real life? Not even Voeckler's that much of a loser! Well it's not my fault that bulls*** PC journalists read my Twitter religiously and asked me about it (and to be honest they only asked me because of you). Don't care. Also, I know I'm the benchmark literally...

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That's funny, considering that even a rank complete loser like Benoit Voeckler has achieved more than you ever will. Benoit Voeckler willingly signs for Euromotor. Apparently he's better than me. Please. Ahahahahaha... you reply to tweets in real life? Not even Voeckler's that much of a loser!

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Guys, so happy to announce I am back in @AutorejectWS ! I will join @EuromotorIntl for the 2020 season. Thanks to my new sponsor @FDJ for making it possible! #AllezEuromotor https://i.imgur.com/zQXEDzO.png Are you aiming for that coveted @WoodenSpoonAward monsieur... because it's going to be the pr...

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JJD: "I would prefer a challenge" James James Davies has thanked the Caterham team for providing him his first taste of F1 machinery since his retirement at the end of 2015. Davies was reportedly fairly competitive during the test, but has downplayed the chances of this translating into a...

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RUMOUR: James James Davies considering F1 comeback? Rumours in the paddock suggest that multiple World Drivers' Champion and self-proclaimed "greatest driver ever", James James Davies, is once again bored by retirement and considering another comeback to Formula 1 competition. Now 45, the...

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I'm just not a fan of how the world is getting too sensitive about things which aren't even problems to begin with. Feminists and SJW's just really need to make up their mind on which side of the fence they sit when it comes to sexuality and sex appeal in the media. I'm going to stop before everyth...

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I'm saying that I don't agree with the anti-Grid Girl stance You... kind of answered my question with your previous post... I'm just not a fan of how the world is getting too sensitive about things which aren't even problems to begin with. Feminists and SJW's just really need to make up their mind ...

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Plus I don't really agree with this stance that modelling and being proud to display ones beauty is something to be ashamed of. Its all part of the F1 glamour and its being taken away by the PC brigade where everyone must conform to a certain standard because some people are insecure about themselv...

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Globex Scorpio Racing APD will be utilising Bridgestone tyres in 2019.

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It's the second-best looking racecar I've seen in my life.

The best, of course, being the Ford GT:

(Although after watching the Daytona 24 Hours, I can do without seeing the interior ever again

)

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A FLAWLESS MORAL VICTORY FOR THE INDOMITABLE GUIDOBALDI-LOONMOTOR

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And a reminder to all that if you don't want to get loan sharked by Kevin, buy a Loonmotor instead! Still available for that amazingly low price of £10,000! Don't delay, get yours today!

Loonmotor: It's a guaranteed winner!

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Now I really want to see Lando Norris drive for them - I always felt we could benefit from a Force-using Lando.

Klon wrote:Just so we are in the clear, if that name change occurs, this gif demonstrates what I will do to the first user making a Star Wars reference.

Bite me.

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peteroli34 wrote:Jason Plato imagine him and Neal in the same team.

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As world-feared supervillain Hank Scorpio begins to expand his corporation's reach into the Far East, the brand-new Globex Scorpio Racing Asia-Pacific Divison (APD for short) is interested in entering in the Pacific Endurance Series. Team Name: Globex Scorpio Racing APD Car: Dodge Viper Competition ...

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Oh thank christ McPherson retired. I was almost beginning to think she had become competent.

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On the subject of the Bus Stop chicane, is there really a need to define one specific layout? I mean, if we look at, say, Paul Ricard, the chicane down the Mistral straight has like, what, 7 different possible layouts? Who's to say we couldn't have 2 or 3 possible layouts available for the Bus Stop?...

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Sirotkin is legitimately good - he isn't that 18-year old kid Sauber tried to stick in a car purely for money anymore. He finished 3rd in his debut season in GP2, that level of immediate competitiveness is never a bad sign. Stroll also still has a huge amount of potential in him I believe. It's a bi...

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As someone who's been really critical of him over the past 2 years, I think this is a really good move for Kvyat. A low pressure environment that keeps his foot in the door like this will do wonders for rebuilding his confidence and possibly getting him back in a decent race seat. Even if it doesn't...

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I think that the solution is to split the races up into three distinct sub-sections, and offer points at the end of each one. For example, we know Monaco has 78 laps. So after 20 laps or so, a small smattering of points are offered to the top five, followed by a brief VSC period in which people can...

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And my drivers are 1-3 in qualifying. May the gods have mercy on us all.

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Klon wrote:Unfortunately, stuff went 0 to 100 real quick and I suffered a pulmonary embolism caused by thromboses.

I am now in hospital and will be unavailble until next Friday at the very least.

Oh no, hate to hear that.

Hope you get well soon!

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Salamander wrote:One of these days, the combined forces of stoogery and muppetry that run rampant through the RRL will screw up enough that Eileen McPherson will actually have a decent race.

I fear that day.

Goddammit I hate being right.

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Spectoremg wrote:I was going to post my own points system but then I got a life.

Whereas those who insult others for having an interest in anything - now those guys are at the height of living...

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I think that the solution is to split the races up into three distinct sub-sections, and offer points at the end of each one. For example, we know Monaco has 78 laps. So after 20 laps or so, a small smattering of points are offered to the top five, followed by a brief VSC period in which people can...

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... y'know what, stick me on the waiting list.

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Whilst me having ADD, i always wonder why people don't see context. i was never tested on HSP though, maybe i have some elements of that too. Well, currently i'm kind of on antidepressiva. I'm on HRT for almost a year now (11 months) (not the F1 team lol) and somewhat from march-april on the emotio...

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One of these days, the combined forces of stoogery and muppetry that run rampant through the RRL will screw up enough that Eileen McPherson will actually have a decent race.

I fear that day.

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That's right losers - I'm racing for Ferrari now! None of you rejects are gonna have a chance to beat this team - every single member of this team is a big winner and you just can't hope to reach our level. Especially that cheating loser Rhys Davies! You hear me Rhys? You'll never win again! Never ...

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5 races in and now McPherson can't even qualify properly... oh, Eileen...

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Team: Tasman Motorsports Group
User: Not Salamander
Chassis: Reynard
Amount of chassis: 1
Engine: Honda
Amount of engines: 1
Tyres: Firestone
Contract length (max 2 years): 1

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Regenmeister94 wrote:We tried getting a response from Takeuchi, but all he had was an ecstatic stare like this.

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I do find some of the hate Gasly gets here really confusing though... I mean he seems like a good driver, certainly no Verstappen but probably capable of hacking it in the F1 midfield... but judging by the way some people complain about him you'd think he's the second coming of Yuji Ide.

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Gotta love the mental gymnastics required to give someone who was like half a point off winning the title in their debut season ROTY. Especially when you start by saying you had no expectations.

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Of course, the only driver awful enough to be overtaken by McPherson would be my other awful driver.

And it also figures the one time she isn't a total embarrassment in the race, she still doesn't score a point.

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Team Name: Tasman Motorsports Group User: Not Salamander Driver #1 Name: Tony Kanaan Wage: $500k Contract Length: 2 years Driver #1 Name: Robby Gordon Wage: $500k Contract Length: 2 years Driver #1 Name: Max Papis Wage: $450k Contract Length: 2 years Driver #1 Name: Ricardo Zonta Wage: $400k Contrac...

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