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by Enforcer
08 Oct 2021, 20:59
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Turkish Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 23
Views: 3173

Re: 2021 Turkish Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 Japanese Turkey Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Bottas 3. Hamilton 4. Leclerc 5. Norris 6. Gasly 7. Ricciardo 8. Sainz 9. Alonso 10. Vettel Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Mazepin Reject of the Race: Aston Martin Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Norris Deadbeat Tea...
by Enforcer
26 Sep 2021, 13:48
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Russia 2021 (POLL)
Replies: 22
Views: 5683

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Russia 2021

Max Verstappen Even in the era of Formula 1.5, last to 2nd is not to be scoffed at.

Most of the other candidates either binned it late on or got held up by stopping too early but Sainz is still worth a look.
by Enforcer
26 Sep 2021, 13:46
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Russia 2021 (POLL)
Replies: 27
Views: 6842

Re: Reject of the Race - Russia 2021

Going to say the late rain. Obviously subjective, but imo a rare case where it made the race worse.

I'll also give an honourable mention to the "Dummy Pitstop" rule. It didn't make a difference in the end cos of the rain, but this rule should either be enforced or scrapped.
by Enforcer
24 Sep 2021, 20:59
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Russian Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 25
Views: 3889

Re: 2021 Russian Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!

2021 EastCars Support Race 1. Hamilton 2. Bottas 3. Norris 4. Verstappen 5. Gasly 6. Ricciardo 7. Sainz 8. Leclerc 9. Ocon 10. Alonso Pole: Bottas Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Perez Reject of the Race: "Valtteri, it's James..." Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Gasly De...
by Enforcer
12 Sep 2021, 14:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Italy 2021 (POLL UP)
Replies: 29
Views: 4301

Re: Reject of the Race - Italy 2021

Alpha Tauri for ending their interesting in their home race within 3 laps or so in the era of ultra reliability. Also look at Mazepin for continuing to demonstrate that he's a massive twat. Not going for HAM & VER, cos as stupid as the crash was, the race was much more fun with that happening.
by Enforcer
12 Sep 2021, 14:29
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Italy 2021 (POLL)
Replies: 24
Views: 6603

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Italy 2021

McLaren.

Don't even bother running the poll.
by Enforcer
10 Sep 2021, 19:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 25
Views: 3846

Re: 2021 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Ok so the changed weekend format bathplug me up a bit, I assume I'm getting some sort of penalty. Just to clarify, the deadline is the end of Saturday practice as normal. Thanks. Just as well I checked the thread for a response cos I realised I typed Stroll 5th instead of the far more sensible pred...
by Enforcer
10 Sep 2021, 17:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 25
Views: 3846

Re: 2021 Italian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 Scuderia Ferrari Mission Celebrate 4th Now 1. Max Verstappen 2. Lewis Hamilton 3. Valtteri Bottas 4. Charles Leclerc 5. Lando Norris 6. Pierre Gasly 7. Carlos Sainz 8. Sergio Perez 9. Daniel Ricciardo 10. GIGAKUBICA (Wishful thinking here) SR1: Lewis Hamilton SR2: Max Verstappen SR3: Valtteri ...
by Enforcer
05 Sep 2021, 14:42
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Holland 2021 (Results)
Replies: 24
Views: 6373

Re: Reject of the Race - Holland 2021

Mercedes' late race antics:
James: (Pit Bottas late) "Now, don't go fast."
Bottas: "... bathplug you..."
James: "NO! STOP!"
by Enforcer
05 Sep 2021, 14:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Holland 2021 (Results)
Replies: 22
Views: 5396

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Holland 2021

Gasly:

Clear 'best of the rest' and a nice no drama run to 4th.
by Enforcer
03 Sep 2021, 17:43
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Dutch Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 27
Views: 3087

Re: 2021 Dutch Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 Orangibong Clog Dyke Windmill (Let's see who gets the reference) Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Leclerc 4. Bottas 5. Perez 6. Norris 7. Sainz 8. Alonso 9. Ocon 10. Giovanazzi Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: Raikkonen Reject of the Race: Ricciardo Infinite Im...
by Enforcer
29 Aug 2021, 17:51
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2021 (POLL UP)
Replies: 34
Views: 8505

Re: Reject of the Race - Belgium 2021

I'm not any of the following: 1) An FIA steward at any level. 2) A race engineer. 3) A Pirelli engineer. 4) A racing driver at any level. So I'm going to assume that not running the race was correct, and it's not due to easily avoidable flaws or deficiencies with the tires (visibility seems to have ...
by Enforcer
29 Aug 2021, 17:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: IIDOTR - Belgium 2021 (POLL UP)
Replies: 25
Views: 6011

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Belgium 2021

Why are we having IIDOTR after that, even as a joke?

The crowd for not starting a riot.
by Enforcer
27 Aug 2021, 17:41
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Belgian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 23
Views: 2908

Re: 2021 Belgian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 Something about Wallonia or Michael Schumacher GP 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Bottas 4. Perez 5. Alonso 6. Norris 7. Vettel 8. Leclerc 9. Gasly 10. Sainz Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Mick Schumacher Reject of the Race: Ferrari Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: A...
by Enforcer
01 Aug 2021, 15:14
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary (Results)
Replies: 29
Views: 8229

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Hungary

I have to call out Alonso specifically, without rolling him up with Ocon or Alpine as a single nomination, for this one because he had no right to keep Hamilton behind him for as long as he did. Had his "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" act lasted 2 or 3 laps less, there's a good chance Hamilton would'...
by Enforcer
01 Aug 2021, 15:10
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Hungary (Results)
Replies: 35
Views: 11520

Re: Reject of the Race - Hungary

1st - Valtteri Bottas
2nd - Valtteri Bottas
3rd - Valtteri Bottas

HM - Valtteri Bottas
by Enforcer
30 Jul 2021, 13:27
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Hungarian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 24
Views: 4127

Re: 2021 Hungarian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 Extremely exciting race that we always get from the Hungaroring... lol... Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Bottas 4. Leclerc 5. Sainz 6. Perez 7. Norris 8. Alonso 9. Gasly 10. Vettel Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Bottas First retirement: Ocon ROTR: Red Bull and Mercedes continuing to cr...
by Enforcer
29 Jul 2021, 13:05
Forum: The HWNSNBM Memorial Forum
Topic: Driver Profile: Jan Magnussen
Replies: 6
Views: 3480

Re: Driver Profile: Jan Magnussen

The relationship between Jan and the team soured considerably, and Jackie Stewart’s resolution was to take the Dane for an infamous “driving lesson” around Oulton Park, essentially teaching the all-time record-holding British Formula 3 champion how to drive a racing car. Jan felt patronised, and it...
by Enforcer
13 Jul 2021, 18:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 British Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 25
Views: 2859

Re: 2021 British Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 It Didn't Come Home Ha ha ha ha ha ha... HA! Grand Prix. 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Perez 4. Bottas 5. Norris 6. Gasly 7. Leclerc 8. Ricciardo 9. Alonso 10. Sainz SR1: Hamilton SR2: Verstappen SR3: Norris Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Schumacher Reject of the Race: The Sprint Format I...
by Enforcer
04 Jul 2021, 17:18
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Discussion Thread
Replies: 384
Views: 94117

Re: 2021 Discussion Thread - Styrian GP discussion!

So I see there's a lot of "buh, they're not being let battle!!!" after the Norris and Perez penalties. Gonna disagree there. Surely knowing that another driver can't push you out off the outside if you're alongside them is encouragement to try a move rather than discouragement? Russell pro...
by Enforcer
28 Jun 2021, 16:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Austrian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 28
Views: 3064

Re: 2021 Austrian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

I was going to put the results of the Styrian GP in as my prediction, but yannicksamlad has already done that. 2021 Red Bull Bung Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Perez 4. Bottas 5. Norris 6. Gasly 7. Leclerc 8. Sainz 9. Tsunoda 10. Ricciardo Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Perez First retireme...
by Enforcer
27 Jun 2021, 14:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Styria (POLL UP)
Replies: 28
Views: 4968

Re: Reject of the Race - Styria

+1 on Russel's luck / Russel's car. Especially as it looked like "Mr. Saturday" was actually going to do it on Sunday for a change. Sergio Perez & Valtteri Bottas should also be a consideration given they fell more than a pitstop away from their team mates. If it wasn't for Formula 1.5...
by Enforcer
24 Jun 2021, 14:10
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Styrian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 31
Views: 4653

Re: 2021 Styrian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 Rain Forecast, so get ready to be disappointed GP

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Norris
4. Perez
5. Leclerc
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Gasly
9. Sainz
10. Vettel

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Mazepin
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2
by Enforcer
20 Jun 2021, 20:44
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - France 2021
Replies: 33
Views: 10415

Re: Reject of the Race - France 2021

No surprises from me. Ferrari for just an awful, awful day. Mercedes strategy . I know the undercut was really powerful etc. etc., but there were at most 3 laps in that race where it wasn't obvious that Verstappen was going to pick Hamilton off. They should've responded to Verstappen immediately. Pi...
by Enforcer
20 Jun 2021, 20:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - France 2021
Replies: 25
Views: 3702

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - France 2021

This is one of those where it's less Infinite Improbability and more Slightly Better Than Would've Been Expected Drive of the Race.

I'd go with McLaren for a solid 'best of the rest' day and overhauling the rest of the midfield, even on two different strategies.
by Enforcer
19 Jun 2021, 09:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 French Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 30
Views: 3464

Re: 2021 French Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

2021 Did you know that the French for garlic is not 'garlique'? Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Perez 4. Bottas 5. Alonso 6. Leclerc 7. Ocon 8. Norris 9. Gasly 10. Sainz Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Mazepin ROTR: Aston Martin IIDOTR: Alpine DBTMOTR: Ricciardo MLP...
by Enforcer
06 Jun 2021, 16:34
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Azerbaijan
Replies: 37
Views: 109646

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Azerbaijan

The drivers on the podium are the obvious calls. I'd put Seb and Gasly well ahead of Perez for IIDOTR though, cos Perez is in a race winning car. With Verstappen out and Merc choking, he should win. That's part of his job at that team.
by Enforcer
06 Jun 2021, 16:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Azerbaijan
Replies: 46
Views: 9949

Re: Reject of the Race - Azerbaijan

I thought I'd be thinking outside the box a little by suggesting Hamilton for his choke into T1 on the restart. Then I remember why I post here. Like minded individuals. That said, I really can't look past Masi / Race Control for taking half a lap to call the SC on Stroll and Verstappen's incidents....
by Enforcer
03 Jun 2021, 17:01
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Azerbaijan Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 28
Views: 3837

Re: 2021 Azerbaijan Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!

2021 Normal Service Resumed GP 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Bottas 4. Pérez 5. Norris 6. Leclerc 7. Ricciardo 8. Sainz 9. Stroll 10. Ocon Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Pérez First retirement: Mazepin ROTR: Torro Rosso IIDOTR: Anyone in the top 4 who's not in a Merc or Red Bull. Say Norris. DBTMOTR: T...
by Enforcer
23 May 2021, 14:50
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Monaco 2021
Replies: 32
Views: 8168

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Monaco 2021

Vettel. No drama, no mistakes, overcut on two drivers. Good weekend for Seb.

Norris. Another good result for Norris, who not only finds himself 'best of the rest' after Red Bull and Merc, but is actually 3rd in the Championship ahead of Bottas and Perez.
by Enforcer
23 May 2021, 14:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Monaco 2021
Replies: 35
Views: 9591

Re: Reject of the Race - Monaco 2021

Mercedes. I have a little bit of sympathy for Merc on Lewis' strategy. Yes, obviously it was the wrong call in retrospect, but Monaco turns into a stand off where the first person to blink is screwed. Problem is, at some point someone has to blink. At least they tried something, even thought it bac...
by Enforcer
17 May 2021, 17:28
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Monaco Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 27
Views: 4673

Re: 2021 Monaco Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

Round 5 of the 2021 HAM-VER-BOT Championship 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Bottas 4. Norris 5. Perez 6. Leclerc 7. Ocon 8. Ricciardo 9. Alonso 10. Sainz Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: MazesBin Reject of the Race: The whole race. Unless there's rain or loads of crashes, this is g...
by Enforcer
09 May 2021, 14:47
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Spain 2021 POLL
Replies: 32
Views: 10168

Re: Reject of the Race - Spain 2021

Formula 1.5
Not a new phenomenon, but Max & Lewis disappeared off up the road at 1s per lap and then late on, Verstappen, Bottas and Perez were all able to take stops for fastest lap attempts with no danger of further track position loss.

It just seemed even more blatant than normal today.
by Enforcer
07 May 2021, 17:21
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Spanish Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 45
Views: 6199

Re: 2021 Spanish Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!

2021 Killer Kerbs Grand Prix 1. Lewis Hamilton 2. Max Verstappen 3. Valtteri Bottas 4. Charles Leclerc 5. Sergio Perez 6. Esteban Ocon 7. Lando Norris 8. Fernando Alonso 9. Pierre Gasly 10. Carlos Sainz Pole: Lewis Hamilton Fastest lap: Sergio Perez First retirement: Nikita MazesBin. ROTR: McLaren I...
by Enforcer
05 May 2021, 16:36
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Portugal 2021 POLL
Replies: 37
Views: 53985

Re: Reject of the Race - Portugal 2021 POLL

Was going to vote for Aston Martin, but then seeing as Kimi had 100% of the vote, I decided not to ruin such a beautiful thing and voted for him.
by Enforcer
03 May 2021, 17:30
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Portugal 2021 POLL
Replies: 37
Views: 53985

Re: Reject of the Race - Portugal 2021

Thinking further, Aston Martin are a good shout. Aside from nil points and a lap down, they gave the new upgraded parts to the owner's son instead of the quadruple WDC they signed. I appreciate Stroll has more about him than the average pay driver, but you think Vettel might give them better feedbac...
by Enforcer
02 May 2021, 19:08
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Reject of the Race - Portugal 2021 POLL
Replies: 37
Views: 53985

Re: Reject of the Race - Portugal 2021

Kimi for the stupid crash, or Ferrari for whatever they did with Sainz' strategy that landed him 11th.
by Enforcer
02 May 2021, 19:07
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Portugal 2021POLL
Replies: 25
Views: 4803

Re: Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - Portugal 2021

Alpine or maybe more specifically Ocon (he's not supposed to be faster than Alonso after all) are the only candidates even approaching IIDotR.
by Enforcer
30 Apr 2021, 16:56
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2021 Portuguese Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!
Replies: 24
Views: 3603

Re: 2021 Portuguese Grand Prix – Predicament Predictions!

2021 You've never given me a point for best title so gimmie one Grand Prix 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Bottas 4. Perez 5. Norris 6. Sainz 7. Leclerc 8. Ricciardo 9. Tsunoda 10. Alonso Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: I'm going to be really obvious and say MazesBin. Reject o...