Grand Prix Rejects

Cynon

Ataxia wrote:
Cynon wrote:not even on Life Day...

Ew...no...not that...anything but that...

It's not a phantom menace, that's for sure...

Insert capital letters there if you so choose.

Cynon

So yeah, you and Cynon are monkeymen of the highest calibre. Since I cannot afford plane tickets to Finland and Chicago, could you two please find yourself a guy of two metres to slap you across the face as hard as he possibly can so you actually feel my disapproval of your stupidity? Thank you ver...

Cynon

I am getting pretty tired at this constant safety this and safety that bullcrap. It makes the series more and more boring every passing year, making tracks more boring, making cars more boring, making racing more boring. We haven't had a driver fatality in 20 years, and while Ratzenberger's most li...

Cynon

After Tony Stewart decided to kill someone at a sprint car race, I owe huge apologies to Tony George -- for he is no longer the biggest shitebag to ever grace the world of motorsport.

Cynon

The entry list for Hickory will be limited to the 25 series regulars because that's as many cars as that track will hold. With a few exceptions; Since the 99 team has ceased to exist, the 84 will take it's place... ...and since the 91 has ceased to exist, the 28 truck will be on the grid with Roda d...

Cynon

https://twitter.com/karunchandhok/status/497320781551243264 Really? Run off areas in Parabolica? Are you frickin' kidding me? You know how some people want drivers to be heroes again? Yeah, having more runoff isn't going to help me appreciate driver skill. I'd much prefer walls next to the track an...

Cynon

Holy crap the Minarae is gorgeous! O.o

If the users who control Verna Klein and James Morgan request any additional sponsors or helmet changes... then I may make some changes.

Cynon

By test driver... you mean Friday practice driver, right? And just how many test/reserve drivers get that chance? I'll bet Simona won't get that chance at Sauber this year, despite the amount of press coverage and forum debate that was generated when Susie Wolff tested the Williams recently... Poin...

Cynon

pasta_maldonado wrote:
FMecha wrote:
dr-baker wrote:[quote="Ataxia"
Lastly, it really doesn't matter who the hell wins the damn thing anyway. We're fans of...
...F1 Rejects dammit. Of course we don't care who wins. Up Bruno Senna! Up Susie Wolff! Up Sakon Yamamoto and Yuji Ide! Up Hans Heyer, Al Pease, MasterCard Lola and Simtek!

Don't forget Super Aguri, Midland+Spyker, HRT, HWNSNBM, Max Chilton... and anyone else?

Up Crosswinds!

Too far?

No... Crosswinds is a step up from GoDaddy...

Cynon

One of the sillier silly season stories; according to a Dutch newspaper, Max Verstappen is to drive for Toro Rosso next season ...despite signing a young driver contract with Mercedes. In other news, pigs have discovered space travel... Well the newspaper in question De Telegraaf is known for overe...

Cynon

Clockwork Racing Liveries and Helmets

THE ORANGE!!!!!

Cynon

dr-baker wrote:
Ataxia wrote:Lastly, it really doesn't matter who the hell wins the damn thing anyway. We're fans of...

...F1 Rejects dammit. Of course we don't care who wins. Up Bruno Senna! Up Susie Wolff! Up Sakon Yamamoto and Yuji Ide! Up Hans Heyer, Al Pease, MasterCard Lola and Simtek!

This man gets it.

Cynon

Makes you wonder if Bernie will follow suit in regards to his bribery case.

Cynon

Paul Hayes wrote:Nice to see another win for someone other than Mercedes. It's a shame the wins can't be spread around a bit more, though!

Yeah. The best race of the year. Not because of this, but it certainly helped.

Cynon

Romain Grosjean -- Can't think of the last time anyone crashed under the safety car...
McLaren -- Hopeless strategy calls.
Nico Hulkenberg -- Too much #yolo, not enough #swag.

I'm sorry about that last one.

Cynon

1. Vettel
2. Vergne

Cynon

2014 Hungarian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Ricciardo
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Magnussen
9. Button
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Grosjean (11th place)
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Cynon

As usual Formula 1's website is predicting a thunderstorm for Sunday Knowing how well they predict weather, it will be dry (and boring) but how nice it would be to see a really chaotic race. More points for Marussia (and hopefully some for Caterham, as well)! Ah, gotta love Meteo France and how utt...

Cynon

Good for Rossi, hope he makes the most of it. The fact that an American is driving for the only "Russian" team in F1, especially given how current international tensions are, is kind of amusing. Kind of like how Jamie and Enoch suggested that Force India hire Nur Ali because he's Pakistani...

Cynon

When I read the name of this thread I was under the impression it was for incidents that are CLEARLY self-inflicted that the driver desperately pins on others.

Then I read the posts.

Cynon

Maldolan: dolan y u do gud? u usuely rek

K-Mags: Solid effort in a crapwagon.

Not nominating Hamilton because it's too easy to go through the field in a Merc with DRS. Same for Alonso and Ricciardo.

Cynon

giraurd wrote:
Cynon wrote:Kimi Raikkonen: Rubens Barrichello 2.0

What? Rubens was never that bad, actually he only seemed to improve upon gaining age.

In that he took up a space that belonged to someone else in his post-Brawn career.

Cynon

Felipe Massa: Nearly outpaced by a driver who hadn't been racing ANYTHING in 2 years in practice. Then he pulls that stunt on the first corner. Yeah, can Susie Wolff just replace him already?
Kimi Raikkonen: Rubens Barrichello 2.0

Cynon

While female drivers may get seats more easily than males with similar talent, they are obviously criticized more, as well. I'm calling crap on that one. Katherine Legge did say that, earlier in her career, it was much harder for her to land a seat because owners didn't want to take a chance on a f...

Cynon

Pat on the back to Susie Wolff. Granted, Williams doesn't look good in sector 3, but that's still a lot better than I was expecting.

Especially since she's been out of racing for two years...

Cynon

Given how quickly and quietly Mercedes have removed it, it makes me wonder whether or not it is such an integral part of their dominance... If anything I think it'll make them more dominant -- it's not like they have the best engine or anything, requiring that the competition use other means (suspe...

Cynon

I'm starting to become less and less interested in Formula 1. The organisers are race-fixing now? How can a sport go on when it has no integrity left? Having watched Serie A for 20 odd years, I'm more than used to a fair share of corruption, but at least the Italians attempt to hide it. I am very q...

Cynon

Great race. If I didn't have other commitments I would have been there. Will, you need to continue doing dumb shite. Fixed, because I enjoy watching that dickhead struggle. According to this, the Andretti/Foyt trophies are dead. WTH? IndyCar: Montoya’s surge leads post-Pocono stats of note m I gues...

Cynon

The day a driver manages to cause an accident that red flags the race all on their lonesome without anyone else to blame and it's not considered reject worthy is the day we've really lost our way. Coming up with excuses on behalf of obscenely rich men who drive in circles for a living is taking the...

Cynon

The bickering in this thread is getting out of hand. <_< I think some people need to chill and take holidays from the forum for awhile. I'm going to slightly nominate Alonso for what I saw as trying to play mind games with Vettel after the race. "Look, our car was horrible, we had a lot of prob...

Cynon

Kimi Raikkonen -- Just retire at the end of this year, you useless muppet.
The Predictability of F1 -- I did not watch this race live. I checked the front page of Autosport and then asked the awesome people in IRC if anything happened before I decided to watch it. Can't wait for 2015.

Cynon

Bah, can't Williams be bothered to do anything exciting these days? Why let Bottas run the British GP? Just stick Susie Wolff in that car alongside Felipe Crassha!

My interest in Wolff comes from her being 2 years out of racing -- and then being plopped into a Formula 1 car. Nothing can go wrong!

Cynon

Jocke1 wrote:

Ted Kravitz filming a scene for a new Godfrey Ho movie.

Cynon

Steve Arpin is there too. Also known as the guy who had the same equipment that Danica Patrick had in the NASCAR Nationwide series and somehow managed to make Danica Patrick look like Dale Earnhardt. -_-

Speaking of people who sucked in NASCAR... Travis Pastrana!

Cynon

Races 7 and 8
Points After Both Races

Cynon

For the Spa Weekend of Epic... Trucks entered for only that race, use the same entry criteria that's in the first post in this thread, but to avoid confusing me (because sometimes I get careless) make all the text red . Trucks that have already run a race will get number priority. Will the canon da...

Cynon

Henri Racing Technologies wish to enter Clément Grandmaison into the Lime Rock round after his heroics in Chicago as long as that's okay. If not, he replaces Kankaanpää in the #42. If the #28 can still elbow its way into the Lime Rock entry list, Darren Older Jr will be racing it. Roda is away on G...

Cynon

Interesting that people thought the race was a great race. I thought it was rather boring compared to what we had previously. In my opinion, it was more tense than exciting, always promising action right around the corner, but never delivering. I thought this race was abysmal, honestly. I think if ...

Cynon

Perez -- Better than Hulkenberg, as usual.
Kvyat -- Good race until the car failed.

Cynon

Red Bull, Toro Rosso, Ferrari, and anything else that is red (except Marussia) -- They all get too many benefits from the FIA and they all have too much money to be performing as badly as they did. Whiny Nostalgics -- There are some tracks from the past that F1 should never visit again. This is one...

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