Grand Prix Rejects

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Alpha Tauri for ending their interesting in their home race within 3 laps or so in the era of ultra reliability. Also look at Mazepin for continuing to demonstrate that he's a massive twat. Not going for HAM & VER, cos as stupid as the crash was, the race was much more fun with that happening.

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McLaren.

Don't even bother running the poll.

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Ok so the changed weekend format bathplug me up a bit, I assume I'm getting some sort of penalty. Just to clarify, the deadline is the end of Saturday practice as normal. Thanks. Just as well I checked the thread for a response cos I realised I typed Stroll 5th instead of the far more sensible pred...

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2021 Scuderia Ferrari Mission Celebrate 4th Now 1. Max Verstappen 2. Lewis Hamilton 3. Valtteri Bottas 4. Charles Leclerc 5. Lando Norris 6. Pierre Gasly 7. Carlos Sainz 8. Sergio Perez 9. Daniel Ricciardo 10. GIGAKUBICA (Wishful thinking here) SR1: Lewis Hamilton SR2: Max Verstappen SR3: Valtteri ...

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Mercedes' late race antics:
James: (Pit Bottas late) "Now, don't go fast."
Bottas: "... bathplug you..."
James: "NO! STOP!"

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Gasly:

Clear 'best of the rest' and a nice no drama run to 4th.

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2021 Orangibong Clog Dyke Windmill (Let's see who gets the reference) Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Leclerc 4. Bottas 5. Perez 6. Norris 7. Sainz 8. Alonso 9. Ocon 10. Giovanazzi Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: Raikkonen Reject of the Race: Ricciardo Infinite Im...

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I'm not any of the following: 1) An FIA steward at any level. 2) A race engineer. 3) A Pirelli engineer. 4) A racing driver at any level. So I'm going to assume that not running the race was correct, and it's not due to easily avoidable flaws or deficiencies with the tires (visibility seems to have ...

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Why are we having IIDOTR after that, even as a joke?

The crowd for not starting a riot.

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2021 Something about Wallonia or Michael Schumacher GP 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Bottas 4. Perez 5. Alonso 6. Norris 7. Vettel 8. Leclerc 9. Gasly 10. Sainz Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Mick Schumacher Reject of the Race: Ferrari Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: A...

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I have to call out Alonso specifically, without rolling him up with Ocon or Alpine as a single nomination, for this one because he had no right to keep Hamilton behind him for as long as he did. Had his "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" act lasted 2 or 3 laps less, there's a good chance Hamilton would'...

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1st - Valtteri Bottas
2nd - Valtteri Bottas
3rd - Valtteri Bottas

HM - Valtteri Bottas

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2021 Extremely exciting race that we always get from the Hungaroring... lol... Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Bottas 4. Leclerc 5. Sainz 6. Perez 7. Norris 8. Alonso 9. Gasly 10. Vettel Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Bottas First retirement: Ocon ROTR: Red Bull and Mercedes continuing to cr...

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The relationship between Jan and the team soured considerably, and Jackie Stewart’s resolution was to take the Dane for an infamous “driving lesson” around Oulton Park, essentially teaching the all-time record-holding British Formula 3 champion how to drive a racing car. Jan felt patronised, and it...

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2021 It Didn't Come Home Ha ha ha ha ha ha... HA! Grand Prix. 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Perez 4. Bottas 5. Norris 6. Gasly 7. Leclerc 8. Ricciardo 9. Alonso 10. Sainz SR1: Hamilton SR2: Verstappen SR3: Norris Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: Schumacher Reject of the Race: The Sprint Format I...

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So I see there's a lot of "buh, they're not being let battle!!!" after the Norris and Perez penalties. Gonna disagree there. Surely knowing that another driver can't push you out off the outside if you're alongside them is encouragement to try a move rather than discouragement? Russell pro...

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I was going to put the results of the Styrian GP in as my prediction, but yannicksamlad has already done that. 2021 Red Bull Bung Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Perez 4. Bottas 5. Norris 6. Gasly 7. Leclerc 8. Sainz 9. Tsunoda 10. Ricciardo Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Perez First retireme...

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+1 on Russel's luck / Russel's car. Especially as it looked like "Mr. Saturday" was actually going to do it on Sunday for a change. Sergio Perez & Valtteri Bottas should also be a consideration given they fell more than a pitstop away from their team mates. If it wasn't for Formula 1.5...

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2021 Rain Forecast, so get ready to be disappointed GP

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Norris
4. Perez
5. Leclerc
6. Ricciardo
7. Bottas
8. Gasly
9. Sainz
10. Vettel

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Mazepin
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2

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No surprises from me. Ferrari for just an awful, awful day. Mercedes strategy . I know the undercut was really powerful etc. etc., but there were at most 3 laps in that race where it wasn't obvious that Verstappen was going to pick Hamilton off. They should've responded to Verstappen immediately. Pi...

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This is one of those where it's less Infinite Improbability and more Slightly Better Than Would've Been Expected Drive of the Race.

I'd go with McLaren for a solid 'best of the rest' day and overhauling the rest of the midfield, even on two different strategies.

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2021 Did you know that the French for garlic is not 'garlique'? Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Hamilton 3. Perez 4. Bottas 5. Alonso 6. Leclerc 7. Ocon 8. Norris 9. Gasly 10. Sainz Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Mazepin ROTR: Aston Martin IIDOTR: Alpine DBTMOTR: Ricciardo MLP...

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The drivers on the podium are the obvious calls. I'd put Seb and Gasly well ahead of Perez for IIDOTR though, cos Perez is in a race winning car. With Verstappen out and Merc choking, he should win. That's part of his job at that team.

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I thought I'd be thinking outside the box a little by suggesting Hamilton for his choke into T1 on the restart. Then I remember why I post here. Like minded individuals. That said, I really can't look past Masi / Race Control for taking half a lap to call the SC on Stroll and Verstappen's incidents....

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2021 Normal Service Resumed GP 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Bottas 4. Pérez 5. Norris 6. Leclerc 7. Ricciardo 8. Sainz 9. Stroll 10. Ocon Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Pérez First retirement: Mazepin ROTR: Torro Rosso IIDOTR: Anyone in the top 4 who's not in a Merc or Red Bull. Say Norris. DBTMOTR: T...

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Vettel. No drama, no mistakes, overcut on two drivers. Good weekend for Seb.

Norris. Another good result for Norris, who not only finds himself 'best of the rest' after Red Bull and Merc, but is actually 3rd in the Championship ahead of Bottas and Perez.

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Mercedes. I have a little bit of sympathy for Merc on Lewis' strategy. Yes, obviously it was the wrong call in retrospect, but Monaco turns into a stand off where the first person to blink is screwed. Problem is, at some point someone has to blink. At least they tried something, even thought it bac...

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Round 5 of the 2021 HAM-VER-BOT Championship 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Bottas 4. Norris 5. Perez 6. Leclerc 7. Ocon 8. Ricciardo 9. Alonso 10. Sainz Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Perez First retirement: MazesBin Reject of the Race: The whole race. Unless there's rain or loads of crashes, this is g...

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Can't look beyond Leclerc.

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Formula 1.5
Not a new phenomenon, but Max & Lewis disappeared off up the road at 1s per lap and then late on, Verstappen, Bottas and Perez were all able to take stops for fastest lap attempts with no danger of further track position loss.

It just seemed even more blatant than normal today.

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2021 Killer Kerbs Grand Prix 1. Lewis Hamilton 2. Max Verstappen 3. Valtteri Bottas 4. Charles Leclerc 5. Sergio Perez 6. Esteban Ocon 7. Lando Norris 8. Fernando Alonso 9. Pierre Gasly 10. Carlos Sainz Pole: Lewis Hamilton Fastest lap: Sergio Perez First retirement: Nikita MazesBin. ROTR: McLaren I...

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Was going to vote for Aston Martin, but then seeing as Kimi had 100% of the vote, I decided not to ruin such a beautiful thing and voted for him.

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Thinking further, Aston Martin are a good shout. Aside from nil points and a lap down, they gave the new upgraded parts to the owner's son instead of the quadruple WDC they signed. I appreciate Stroll has more about him than the average pay driver, but you think Vettel might give them better feedbac...

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Kimi for the stupid crash, or Ferrari for whatever they did with Sainz' strategy that landed him 11th.

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Alpine or maybe more specifically Ocon (he's not supposed to be faster than Alonso after all) are the only candidates even approaching IIDotR.

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2021 You've never given me a point for best title so gimmie one Grand Prix 1. Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Bottas 4. Perez 5. Norris 6. Sainz 7. Leclerc 8. Ricciardo 9. Tsunoda 10. Alonso Pole: Hamilton Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: I'm going to be really obvious and say MazesBin. Reject o...

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Bottas , obviously. Latifi took himself out with a careless rejoin. Alpha Tauri for screwing Gasly with the wrong tire choice. Mick weaving himself to a crash was fairly poor. But, I have to look very strongly at: Alpine . Anon all weekend. Ocon got a point, yes, but only because Bottas & Russe...

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as for other great drivers Hill- Australia 1997 (it was his own fault for choosing Arrows over Jordon but still... that must count as one of his worst weekend as his hopes and dreams of 1997 shattered into a millon pieces ). Plenty of candidates for Hill's worst weekend in 1999. I'd go France. The ...

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2021 Extremely Funny Title That is Very Dignified and Well Worth My Effort, but Must be Read in Conjunction With Klon's Title, Let's Hope He Doesn't Change His Grand Prix 1. Hamilzzzzzzzz.... *ahem* Hamilton 2. Verstappen 3. Bottas 4. Perez 5. Leclerc 6. Gasly 7. Sainz 8. Tsunoda 9. Norris 10. Ricc...

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Nothing new from me really.

Track limits shouldn't decide a race and Nikita MazesBinalla lived up to his reputation.

Alpine were poor and deserve a HM.

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