Grand Prix Rejects

2022 Sport is Dead Grand Prix

1: Verstappen
2: Perez
3: Leclerc
4: Sainz
5: Alonso
6: Ocon
7: Hamilton
8: Russell
9: Gasly
10: Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Norris
ROTR: Formula 1
IIDOTR: AlphaTauri
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Last place: Latifi
How far back: 2 laps

Wrong series I know, but NASCAR has powered into ROTR contention for letting the field race on at Daytona for a whole lap while it was raining. Suffice to say almost every car now has serious damage, and we're now in a situation where the 2nd placed driver in points is very likely not going to be pe...

1. Alex Albon. Q3 on merit, and a legit points contender all day. At one stage looked capable of P6 or P7, an excellent day for the lad.

2. Esteban Ocon. Twice managed to execute a three wide overtake to perfection.

1. Lewis Hamilton . A young driver squeezing another car into Les Combes on lap 1 would be laughed off as a silly rookie error. For statistically the most successful driver in F1 history to do it is utterly baffling. Great way to end the last 100% finishing record this season, Lewis. 2. Nicholas Lat...

2022 Bring Back the Eau Rouge Chicane Grand Prix

1. Perez
2. Sainz
3. Hamilton
4. Russell
5. Verstappen
6. Alonso
7. Ocon
8. Leclerc
9. Norris
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Perez
Fastest lap: Verstappen
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: No-one
DBTMOTR: Leclerc
Last place: Schumacher
How far back: 1 lap

Sport is dead

You won't guess who won ROTR this time around!

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Find out who romped to ROTR glory at Paul Ricard

IIDOTR has been decided for Paul Ricard, in other news sport is declared dead

Morning everyone We thought it was high time for another GPR Driver Profile, and we've plumped for one of our 1990s heroes, Hideki Noda ! In our second-ever reprofile, Rob Dylan takes an in-depth look at the Japanese wingman's career, through the junior ranks at home, to his three-race Formula 1 ody...

Hello everyone Back in July we launched GPR's second column, Missing the Points as a compliment to our established sandbox The Gravel Trap. A forum for Aislabie to muse upon various Formula 1 stats, the first Missing the Points column touches upon all of the various occasions where Formula 1 points ...

F1 has its very own Alex Palou contract saga, I cannot believe what I'm seeing.

The voting for IIDOTR is now open, you have 48 hours to do your worst. I imagine this should be a heated affair.

You have 48 hours to determine your Reject of the Race! Have at it chaps.

Find out who shone around the hills of Spielberg this time around!

Find out who spluttered like a Trabant towards ROTR ignominy!

It's coming home, it's coming, IIDOTR's coming home

Controversial GPR sticks their neck on the line to determine ROTR at Silverstone!

1. Aston Martin. Looked pretty decent out there.

2. George Russell. That Q3 lap came seemingly out of nowhere.

1. Everyone who switched to hard tyres . Utterly imbecilic call time and time again. All teams had to do was watch Magnussen making absolutely no impression on the field in the first stint to know it wasn't the way to go. 2. Everyone at Ferrari AND Mercedes . You've just let a bloke who started 10th...

2022 I'm Hungary for a break Grand Prix 1. Leclerc 2. Sainz 3. Norris 4. Verstappen 5. Ricciardo 6. Perez 7. Alonso 8. Bottas 9. Russell 10. Hamilton Pole: Leclerc Fastest lap: Sainz First retirement: Ocon Reject of the Race: Mercedes Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: McLaren Deadbeat Teamma...

Feels like only yesterday since we saw this spotty teenager driving the wheels off a Toro Rosso. It's seemed inevitable for the last year or so, but even so it's still a shock.

Spectoremg wrote: ↑24 Jul 2022, 15:36 Londoner. This is F1 isn't it, or are you just being a clever DICK?

Nah fam, it's IndyCar bruh.

1. Jimmie Johnson . For 2/3s of that race I thought Jimmie was a legit threat to win. At the age of 47, while participating in this series for fun. 2. Josef Newgarden . Utterly destroyed everyone at Iowa last night, the sort of ruthless aggression that'll secure his third championship. Nothing at Pa...

1. Charles Leclerc. Goodbye to any semblance of a title battle.

2. Paul Di Resta. Insipid and utterly awful commentary. Bring back Brundle.

Honourable mention to the FIA World Touring Car Cup, absolute joke of a series.

2022 Paul Ricard? I hardly knew him! Grand Prix 1. Leclerc 2. Verstappen 3. Perez 4. Russell 5. Hamilton 6. Sainz 7. Norris 8. Bottas 9. Alonso 10. Ocon Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Sainz First retirement: Stroll Reject of the Race: Paul Ricard Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race: Magny-Cours ...

1. Mick Schumacher . A third of the way to unrejectification and easily the top Haas driver this week, who'd have thought this was possible after Monaco? 2. Roberto Merhi . Four years out of F2, plucked from obscurity to play super-sub for one weekend and manages to finish 2nd (on the road). Great e...

1. AlphaTauri . Slow, Gasly getting penalties left right and centre, never looked close to troubling the points. 2. F2 Feature Race . An absolute shambles. Also, when a 31 year old driver finishes 2nd on the road having not sat in a F2 car for four years, that is not a good look for the rest of the ...

Good noon everyone Today's Grand Prix around the Red Bull Ring marks the midway point of the 2022 season, and to many it appears both championships are a foregone conclusion. Max Verstappen and Red Bull seem destined to wrap up both titles, as Ferrari continue to trip themselves up while Mercedes in...

2022 Grand Prix of Anschluss 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Sainz 4. Hamilton 5. Russell 6. Norris 7. Ocon 8. Alonso 9. Bottas 10. Gasly S1: Leclerc S2: Verstappen S3: Sainz Fastest lap: Hamilton First retirement: Perez ROTR: Perez IIDOTR: Roush Fenway Keselowski Racing DBTMOTR: Ricciardo Last place: L...

FInd out who the gods of luck shone on around the Île Notre-Dame this year!

"And out of the pitlane ARGH! My goodness!"

Find out who got, ahem, Baku'd around Baku this time around!

Find out who tamed the mean streets of Baku right here!

1. The final stint . Honestly, that duel between Perez, Leclerc, Hamilton and Alonso is arguably the best lap I've ever seen in Formula 1. On my feet and screaming at the TV the entire time. 2. Mick Schumacher . The monkey is finally off his back, and in some style too! Honourable mentions to the ha...

1. Extinction Rebellion . Absolute bellends, the entire lot of them. Thankfully the red flag prevented them from actually getting on screen and possibly causing an awful incident on the Wellington Straight. Hopefully they get the book thrown at them by Priti Patel and co. 2. AlphaTauri . The cardina...

2022 Empire Grand Prix 1. Verstappen 2. Leclerc 3. Sainz 4. Perez 5. Russell 6. Bottas 7. Hamilton 8. Norris 9. Ocon 10. Alonso Pole: Verstappen Fastest lap: Verstappen First retirement: Schumacher ROTR: Haas IIDOTR: Logan Sargeant DBTMOTR: Zhou Last place: Latifi How far back: 1 lap Double points p...

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