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by Captain Hammer
22 Jan 2015, 10:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

Alright, who are you people and what have you done with the F1 Rejects members? I make reference to the single most rejectful team ownership episode since a Nigerian prince tried to buy into Arrows, and nobody gets it? What else are they involved with? Are they the same as the suspension manufacture...
by Captain Hammer
22 Jan 2015, 10:26
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

dr-baker wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:If it's not Haas and if it's not Ferrari, then I think that it's safe to assume that it's Quantum Racing

Who's Quantum Racing? Googling them only produces manufacturers of suspensions, and a seller of sails.

They were the group that were going to buy into Lotus, but never did.
by Captain Hammer
22 Jan 2015, 09:20
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Caption this!
Replies: 6189
Views: 822027

Re: Caption this!

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by Captain Hammer
22 Jan 2015, 04:15
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The 2015 Launch Thread
Replies: 312
Views: 27283

Re: The 2015 Launch Thread

I wonder how McLaren feel about the Force India livery? Silver and black with orange highlights is a very specific combination of colours, and while the VJM08 and MP4-29 are different enough that they would hardly be mistaken for one another, the new livery on the VJM08 marks the biggest departure f...
by Captain Hammer
22 Jan 2015, 01:14
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

If it's not Haas and if it's not Ferrari, then I think that it's safe to assume that it's Quantum Racing
by Captain Hammer
21 Jan 2015, 18:49
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

Rumours of a Mexican-backed Ferrari B-team have been kicking around for years. I'll believe it when I see it.
by Captain Hammer
21 Jan 2015, 14:02
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The 2015 Launch Thread
Replies: 312
Views: 27283

Re: The 2015 Launch Thread

Side profile of the FW37:

http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2015/01/21/n ... -fw37_1-2/

Force India are launching their livery in an hour. They're in Mexico City, so it's expected that they have done a major deal with the Slims. The VJM08 itself won't appear until the second test.
by Captain Hammer
21 Jan 2015, 05:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The 2015 Launch Thread
Replies: 312
Views: 27283

Re: The 2015 Launch Thread

go_Rubens wrote:Well, the incomplete Marussia that was supposed to be raced this year had a similar tiny dick on the front of the nose.

Not really - it was more of a T shape running the length of the monocoquem
by Captain Hammer
21 Jan 2015, 00:52
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The 2015 Launch Thread
Replies: 312
Views: 27283

Re: The 2015 Launch Thread

Frogfoot9013 wrote:In other words, the new rules have kept the noses the exact same, save for the appendage being shorter than before.

No, it's believed that they have a W05-style nose. The angle of the shot makes it a little hard to see.
by Captain Hammer
20 Jan 2015, 23:54
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The 2015 Launch Thread
Replies: 312
Views: 27283

Re: The 2015 Launch Thread

I suppose that's what makes F1 Rejects the second-best forum on the internet (GT Planet wins overall). It's not like F1 Fanatic, where the only opinion you can have is the popular opinion. Or Saward's blog, which is run by a man who claims to be the only professional journalists in the paddock, but ...
by Captain Hammer
20 Jan 2015, 22:13
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The 2015 Launch Thread
Replies: 312
Views: 27283

Re: The 2015 Launch Thread

This wrote:Family Forum, Miguel98!

Really? After everything CoopsII has posted about Raikkonen's sex face, you want to put up the PG-13 banner now?
by Captain Hammer
20 Jan 2015, 21:37
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

And I don't think he would take kindly to someone buying a team for the prize money. Especially since he would be making a loss.
by Captain Hammer
20 Jan 2015, 12:27
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

Haryanto had potential, but made the mistake of joining Addax while Alejandro Agag was concentrating on Formula E.
by Captain Hammer
20 Jan 2015, 11:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: 2015 Silly Season Thread
Replies: 1449
Views: 123287

Re: 2015 Silly Season Thread

I suspect that's a follow-through from the FIA to remind Ferrari and Renault that they don't run things, the FIA does.
by Captain Hammer
20 Jan 2015, 11:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

The absence of Palmer and Valsecchi is no great travesty. Both took years to win their titles, and both were upstaged by drivers who achieved more in less time, like Vandoorne. If you drew up a list of the twenty open-wheel drivers who deserve to be in Formula 1, Palmer and Valsecchi would not appea...
by Captain Hammer
20 Jan 2015, 10:16
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

James Allen is implying that the potential investors are connected to a driver or drivers who need experience in Formula 1 to stand a chance at getting a seat in 2016 when the new superlicence regulations come into effect: m I'm interpreting that to be Jolyon Palmer. He can't compete in GP2 this yea...
by Captain Hammer
19 Jan 2015, 12:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

Nothing is set in stone yet. There was an auction scheduled for Wednesday, but it has been cancelled for the time being as they are in talks with a potential buyer. If the auction were to go ahead, it would make a deal impossible as vital equipment would be sold. But if the deal falls through, the a...
by Captain Hammer
19 Jan 2015, 12:32
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

Pointrox wrote:I want to believe! Image

I don't want to Scully you, but this is more of a temporary stay of execution than anything else. They still have no pit equipment and will need to relocate sooner rather than later.
by Captain Hammer
19 Jan 2015, 12:18
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

Back on topic before we fall all the way down that rabbit hole, and Graeme Lowdon reckons Marussia have just 48 hours left before they reach the point of no return: I'm a glass-half-full sort of person myself too but surely he's just kidding himself by now? Shame. Maybe not - Wednesday's auction ha...
by Captain Hammer
19 Jan 2015, 02:14
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: RIP Manor Racing (2010-2017)
Replies: 1693
Views: 748871

Re: The Marussia Thread

Back on topic before we fall all the way down that rabbit hole, and Graeme Lowdon reckons Marussia have just 48 hours left before they reach the point of no return:

http://m.skysports.com/article/formula1//9650619
by Captain Hammer
18 Jan 2015, 01:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?
Replies: 1158
Views: 1139774

Re: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?

The thing I'm surprised about the Ring is that Bernie says "there's nobody there". *points to Hockheinheim stands this year". Some of the comments about the Hockenheim crowd were a joke - especially from Toto Wolff when he was whinging about low attendance on the Friday. For one, Fri...
by Captain Hammer
17 Jan 2015, 01:03
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: Iconic F1 Liveries in other Racing Series.
Replies: 78
Views: 26545

Re: Iconic F1 Liveries in other Racing Series.

Two Iconic things together: Audi Quattro + Williams classic mid 90s Rothmans livery. http://www.eifel-rallye-festival.de/tl_files/nennungs-info-14/Kottulinsky_Audi_Quattro_A2-histo.jpg You do know that Rothmans were running that livery in rallying before they joined Williams, right? There was a Pro...
by Captain Hammer
16 Jan 2015, 13:42
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: The Marcus Grönholm Rally Thread
Replies: 668
Views: 604854

Re: The World Rally Championship thread

Another Formula 1 refugee is dabbling in rallying - Heikki Kovalainen is on the entry list fir the Arctic Lapland Rally, driving a car prepared by Markko Martin's MM Motorsport.
by Captain Hammer
15 Jan 2015, 23:10
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: The Marcus Grönholm Rally Thread
Replies: 668
Views: 604854

Re: The World Rally Championship thread

It seems M-Sport have got fed up of him crashing their factory car, because Kubica's entering a M-Sport Fiesta under his own team. All of the Fiestas are operated by M-Sport. Kubica is probably entering as a private team to get around regulations dictating that he must do a certain number of rounds...
by Captain Hammer
14 Jan 2015, 13:28
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: Rantbox
Replies: 4689
Views: 611095

Re: Rantbox

Oh, stop your whinging. You've got nothing to complain about until your ex-girlfriend reveals herself to be an international assassin - which is an actual sentence and in no way made up, at least according to Kurt Busch:

http://m.autosport.com/news/report.php/ ... n-assassin

It's like TALLADEGA NIGHTS if it was directed by Quentin Tarantinom
by Captain Hammer
12 Jan 2015, 23:48
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?
Replies: 1158
Views: 1139774

Re: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?

Rocks with Salt wrote:Actually, that sounds like a good idea in case another Korean GP fiasco occurs.

I don't think that was a fiasco. I think it was very deliberately done that way to give the teams an extra engine (or at least to leave the possibility of an extra engine open).
by Captain Hammer
12 Jan 2015, 21:51
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The Caterham Thread
Replies: 531
Views: 60073

Re: The Caterham Thread

107% was enforced in such a way that it kept genuinely uncompetitive cars off the grid. Provided that your team-mate qualified and you had set a representative time during free practice, the stewards would let you onto the grid.
by Captain Hammer
12 Jan 2015, 12:37
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?
Replies: 1158
Views: 1139774

Re: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?

Qatar are reportedly pushing for a 2016 race at a brand-new circuit, though Bahrain - long speculated to have a veto power - are said to be against it.
by Captain Hammer
12 Jan 2015, 07:24
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?
Replies: 1158
Views: 1139774

Re: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?

Nope. Perfectly flat.
by Captain Hammer
11 Jan 2015, 10:57
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The Junior Series Thread
Replies: 1936
Views: 547260

Re: The Junior Series Thread

dr-baker wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:
Ataxia wrote:I don't think anybody's reaction can be anything more than "oh".

Mine was more of an "eh?".

And I went, "Who?"

And then when you realised who he was, you went "hoo!".
by Captain Hammer
11 Jan 2015, 10:37
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: What If?
Replies: 3366
Views: 628643

Re: What If?

Sort of, but Formula 2's problems stemmed from a complete mismanagement of the category rather than from having a Formula 1 constructor design and build the cars. MSV weren't just the promoters, they were running the cars - the motorsport equivalent of having church and state being the same thing, a...
by Captain Hammer
11 Jan 2015, 07:58
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: What If?
Replies: 3366
Views: 628643

Re: What If?

What if Formula 1 teams followed M-Sport's business model? M-Sport are able to compete in the WRC by building Fiesta rally cars to a variety of specifications. These then get sold to customers, which provides income for them to race. They are on a lower budget compared to the likes if Volkswagen, Hy...
by Captain Hammer
11 Jan 2015, 07:47
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: The Marcus Grönholm Rally Thread
Replies: 668
Views: 604854

Re: The World Rally Championship thread

Kubica will return for Monte Carlo, but there's no word on whether he has the money or the intention to do the full Watch Robert Crash season.
by Captain Hammer
11 Jan 2015, 01:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The Junior Series Thread
Replies: 1936
Views: 547260

Re: The Junior Series Thread

Ataxia wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:Alfonso Celis, Jnr. will race for ART on GP3 this year.

I don't think anybody's reaction can be anything more than "oh".

Mine was more of an "eh?".
by Captain Hammer
10 Jan 2015, 11:48
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: The _TCC Series Thread
Replies: 1661
Views: 441377

Re: The _TCC Series Thread

Turkington is at ASI as I write this, and apparently he is quite taken with the Porsche 919 Hybrid.

If he can't find a BTCC seat, I'm sure he'd be welcome down here for a V8 Supercar hit-out.
by Captain Hammer
10 Jan 2015, 05:39
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: The _TCC Series Thread
Replies: 1661
Views: 441377

Re: The _TCC Series Thread

Looking at the car launches from ASI, I have to say the BTCC has some pretty horrible liveries. The SOPR Q50 looks like it was designed by a fourth-grader after one too many cups of red cordial, while Andy Prilaux's livery looks like it takes inspiration from Ron Burgundy's kitchen curtains. As for ...
by Captain Hammer
10 Jan 2015, 05:22
Forum: The Eric van de Poele Memorial Forum
Topic: Formula 1 drivers dicking about
Replies: 14
Views: 3956

Re: Formula 1 drivers dicking about

It's not Formula 1, or a driver for that matter, but when Volvo joined V8 Supercars last year, team principal Garry Rogers and the race engineers showed up on the grid in Adelaide dressed as ABBA.
by Captain Hammer
09 Jan 2015, 23:18
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: The Junior Series Thread
Replies: 1936
Views: 547260

Re: The Junior Series Thread

Alfonso Celis, Jnr. will race for ART on GP3 this year.
by Captain Hammer
09 Jan 2015, 23:17
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: FIA confirms new F1 superlicence points system
Replies: 69
Views: 6621

Re: FIA confirms new F1 superlicence points system

And would you believe it, Renault are not impressed with the FIA's treatment of their series: Well, Renault did manage to force through the recognition of the homologation loophole. By limiting the points on offer in their series, the FIA is effectively minimising their future influence. To me, it ...
by Captain Hammer
09 Jan 2015, 03:38
Forum: The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum
Topic: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?
Replies: 1158
Views: 1139774

Re: What Tracks Will Get the Boot?

THE PARABOLICA IS DEAD!? It has been known for a while that the Peraltada had to be changed. It's extremely quick, but there is no run-off and a major arterial road right behind it. In the event of a serious accident, it could be absolutely devastating. No more repetitive esses, I do like them. It ...