2021 FERNANDO ALONSO SUMMER CUP FORMULA

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"Hello and welcome over to the third round of this exciting Alonso Summer Cup here at Jerez. The last race at Jrama near Madrid had been crazy with the notable highlight being, one of our championship contenders, Jesus Puras, getting injured by the bulls, which ruled him out for 3 races. Unusually he currently leads the championship with 15 points ahead of the Gonzalezs, Ricardo and Rodolfo whom are both tied on 33 points. Let's hope for a better race than ever before.


LOCAL MAN JUAN BORJA "RISITAS" MAKES GUEST APPEARANCE

Senor Juan Borja, known for his, continoues infectious laughter nicknamed as "The Dolphin Laugh" made his appearance as a guest during the whole weekend of the Andalucian Grand Prix. He was here to bring more entertainment to the races with his laugh which would be heard all over during the duration of the race. All the fans have praised him for his addtionnal entertainment as it helps to enjoy the race more.

NOVA RACING'S CARMEN JORDA AND MILKA DUNO STARRED IN PORNOGRAPHIC SHOW


Carmen Jorda and Milka Duno have been reported to have took part in a nightime adult show, somewhere in Southhern Spain. Not many details to mention for privacy reasons though the show involves mainly entertainment only attracting to adults. Carmen Jorda has stated that the show was a way to increase both she and Duno's popularity and as well as attract more sponsors for their team.


"THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS"

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Hundreds of selected men including at least 5 of our participating drivers will get to take part in running against the bulls on a small stretch of the track. This will be very risky event with high chances of getting injured. Let's hope that all the men comes back alive"

Course of the Bull Run

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RNG Range in order of who will be participating in the Bull Run.

David Vidales
Michael Schumacher
Gaston Mazzacane
Ricardo Gonzalez
Norberto Fontana
Adrian Fernandez
Luiz Perez Companc
Roberto Gonzalez
Sete Gibernau
Nico Rosberg
Victor Gonzalez
Roberto Merhi
Esteban Tuero
Rodolfo Gonzalez
Valentino Rossi
Franco Colapinto
Dani Clos
Emilio di Villota
Fernando Afonso
Flavio Alonso
Pedro De la Rosa
Mauricio de Narvaez

16! Rossi
11! Victor Gonzalez
22! Flavio Alonso
13! Esteban Tuero
12! Merhi

Valentino Rossi

17! He survives without injury

Victor Gonzalez

63!Only barely makes it

Flavio Alonso

34! He survives as well.

Esteban Tuero

77! It's another injury for him.

Round 2

34! He only escapes with minor injuries

Roberto Merhi

80! He also gets injured

Round 2

3! He eventually escapes with his life.

QUALIFIYING RESULTS

1. Sete Gibernau
2. Emilio di Villota
3. Luiz Perez Companc
4. Michael Schumacher
5. David Vidales
6. Fernando Afonso
7. Gaston Mazzacane
8. Ricardo Gonzalez
9. Rodolfo Gonzalez
10. Valentino Rossi
11. Mauricio de Narvaez
12. Carmen Jorda
13. Pedro De la Rosa
14. Nico Rosberg
15. Roberto Merhi
16. Adrian Fernandez
17. José de Villapadierna
18. Dani Clos
19. Victor Gonzalez
20. Flavio Alonso
21. Franco Colapinto
22. Roberto Gonzalez
23. Norberto Fontana
24. Milka Duno
25. Esteban Tuero

RACE RESULTS:

1. Emilio di Villota
2. Flavio Alonso
3. Roberto Gonzalez
4. Victor Gonzalez
5. Fernando Afonso
6. Esteban Tuero
7. Carmen Jorda
8. Franco Colapinto
9. Valentino Rossi
10. Sete Gibernau
11. Rodolfo Gonzalez
12. Mauricio de Narvaez
13. Michael Schumacher
14. Ricardo Gonzalez
15. Pedro De la Rosa
16. Norberto Fontana
17. Luiz Perez Companc
18. Nico Rosberg
19. Milka Duno
20. Gaston Mazzacane
21. Adrian Fernandez
22. Roberto Merhi
23. José de Villapadierna
24. Dani Clos
25. David Vidales

RNG Ranges for each driver on who would get the Fastest Lap:

Carmen Jorda
Rodolfo Gonzalez
Emilio di Villota
José de Villapadierna
Roberto Gonzalez
Nico Rosberg
Mauricio de Narvaez
Ricardo Gonzalez
Gaston Mazzacane
Luiz Perez Companc
Valentino Rossi
Sete Gibernau
Milka Duno
Roberto Merhi
Adrian Fernandez
Fernando Afonso
Flavio Alonso
Norberto Fontana
David Vidales
Victor Gonzalez
Esteban Tuero
Dani Clos
Franco Colapinto
Pedro De la Rosa
Michael Schumacher

17! Flavio Alonso

The day ends as all the drivers and fans, immediately after the race and podium ceremonies, took leisurely drives to the nearest beach where a beach party was held. All the drivers cooled off from what was the hottest race they've ever done as the circuit was the closest to the equator out of all the races in the championship.

"I can't believe this championship is going so well, best summer of my life. But now we shall have to draw to a close, as we go across the coast to the city of Ceuta"

Points Standings

Jesus Puras 48
Roberto Gonzalez 37
Ricardo Gonzalez 33
Rodolfo Gonzalez 33
Victor Gonzalez 32
Nico Rosberg 31
Milka Duno 30
Adrian Fernandez 28
Emilio di Villota 27
Luiz Perez Companc 25
David Vidales 25
Franco Colapinto 24
Carmen Jorda 21
Flavio Alonso 18
Valentino Rossi 16
Pedro De la Rosa 14
Fernando Afonso 14
Michael Schumacher 13
Sete Gibernau 12
José de Villapadierna 10
Esteban Tuero 8
Mauricio de Narvaez 6
Dani Clos
Norberto Fontana
Roberto Merhi
Gaston Mazzacane
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FERNANDO ALONSO SUMMER CUP FORMULA GRAND PRIX OF THE SUN

RUNNING OF THE BULLS


Emilio di Villota
Norberto Fontana
Carmen Jorda
Esteban Tuero
Mauricio de Narvaez
David Vidales
José de Villapadierna
Luiz Perez Companc
Fernando Afonso
Roberto Merhi
Flavio Alonso
Gaston Mazzacane
Sete Gibernau
Nico Rosberg
Michael Schumacher
Adrian Fernandez
Roberto Gonzalez
Dani Clos
Ricardo Gonzalez
Milka Duno
Rodolfo Gonzalez
Victor Gonzalez
Pedro De la Rosa
Franco Colapinto
Valentino Rossi



10 - Merhi again
16 - Fernandez
25 - Rossi
13 - GIbernau
8 - Perez Companc

Up next - Merhi
65 - Barely just survived
Fernandez
39 - He survives too
Now Rossi
13 - Survives too
Gibernau
40 - He also survives
Lastly Perez Companc
56 - He also survives

No injuries in this season's last bull run.

QUALIFIYING

Emilio di Villota
Victor Gonzalez
Milka Duno
Gaston Mazzacane
Dani Clos
Flavio Alonso
Valentino Rossi
Ricardo Gonzalez
Nico Rosberg
Carmen Jorda
Esteban Tuero
Norberto Fontana
Sete Gibernau
Luiz Perez Companc
Adrian Fernandez
Pedro De la Rosa
Franco Colapinto
David Vidales
Rodolfo Gonzalez
Mauricio de Narvaez
Michael Schumacher
Roberto Merhi
José de Villapadierna
Roberto Gonzalez
Fernando Afonso

RACE

Franco Colapinto
David Vidales
Nico Rosberg
Luiz Perez Companc
Fernando Afonso
Mauricio de Narvaez
Roberto Merhi
Adrian Fernandez
Carmen Jorda
Valentino Rossi
Pedro De la Rosa
Gaston Mazzacane
José de Villapadierna
Norberto Fontana
Victor Gonzalez
Flavio Alonso
Rodolfo Gonzalez
Dani Clos
Ricardo Gonzalez
Michael Schumacher
Roberto Gonzalez
Esteban Tuero
Sete Gibernau
Milka Duno
Emilio di Villota

Fastest Lap - 6! - Milka Duno

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS

Franco Colapinto 49
Jesus Puras 48
Nico Rosberg 46
David Vidales 43
Roberto Gonzalez 37
Luiz Perez Companc 37
Ricardo Gonzalez 33
Rodolfo Gonzalez 33
Victor Gonzalez 32
Adrian Fernandez 32
Milka Duno 30
Emilio di Villota 27
Fernando Afonso 24
Carmen Jorda 23
Flavio Alonso 18
Valentino Rossi 17
Pedro De la Rosa 14
Mauricio de Narvaez 14
Michael Schumacher 13
Sete Gibernau 12
José de Villapadierna 10
Esteban Tuero 8
Roberto Merhi 6
Dani Clos
Norberto Fontana
Gaston Mazzacane
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MoviStar Repsol Honda would like to announce that it is firing both Valentino Rossi and Sete Gibernau to be replaced with Axel Pons and Iván Maestro
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FERNANDO ALONSO SUMMER CUP FORMULA GRAND PRIX OF THE CANARIES

QUALIFIYING

1. Gaston Mazzacane
2. Roberto Merhi
3. Esteban Tuero
4. Michael Schumacher
5. Ricardo Gonzalez
6. Axel Pons
7. Franco Colapinto
8. Norberto Fontana
9. Roberto Gonzalez
10. Fernando Afonso
11. José de Villapadierna
12. Luiz Perez Companc
13. Pedro De la Rosa
14. Nico Rosberg
15. Adrian Fernandez
16. Victor Gonzalez
17. Rodolfo Gonzalez
18. David Vidales
19. Carmen Jorda
20. Mauricio de Narvaez
21. Dani Clos
22. Emilio di Villota
23. Milka Duno
24. Iván Maestro
25. Jesus Puras

RACE

1. Emilio di Villota
2. David Vidales
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Mauricio de Narvaez
5. Nico Rosberg
6. Ricardo Gonzalez
7. Roberto Merhi
8. Victor Gonzalez
9. Milka Duno
10. Adrian Fernandez
11. Roberto Gonzalez
12. Franco Colapinto
13. Pedro De la Rosa
14. Norberto Fontana
15. Fernando Afonso
16. Dani Clos
17. Axel Pons
18. Iván Maestro
19. Carmen Jorda
20. Rodolfo Gonzalez
21. Jesus Puras
22. Gaston Mazzacane
23. José de Villapadierna
24. Esteban Tuero
25. Luiz Perez Companc

Fastest Lap RNG:

1. Dani Clos
2. David Vidales
3. Pedro De la Rosa
4. Fernando Afonso
5. Milka Duno
6. Adrian Fernandez
7. Michael Schumacher
8. Ricardo Gonzalez
9. Victor Gonzalez
10. Rodolfo Gonzalez
11. Gaston Mazzacane
12. Norberto Fontana
13. Iván Maestro
14. Jesus Puras
15. Emilio di Villota
16. Nico Rosberg
17. Franco Colapinto
18. José de Villapadierna
19. Axel Pons
20. Mauricio de Narvaez
21. Roberto Gonzalez
22. Luiz Perez Companc
23. Roberto Merhi
24. Carmen Jorda
25. Esteban Tuero

22 - Luiz Perez Companc

CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS:

DAVID VIDALES IS YOUR NEW ALONSO CUP CHAMPION OF 2021!

1. David Vidales 61
2. Nico Rosberg 56
3. Emilio di Villota 52
4. Roberto Gonzalez 52
5. Franco Colapinto 49
6. Jesus Puras 48
7. Ricardo Gonzalez 41
8. Luiz Perez Companc 37
9. Victor Gonzalez 36
10. Adrian Fernandez 33
11. Milka Duno 32
12. Michael Schumacher 28
13. Mauricio de Narvaez 26
14. Fernando Afonso 24
15. Carmen Jorda 23
16. Rodolfo Gonzalez 18
17. Flavio Alonso 18
18. Valentino Rossi 17
19. Pedro de la Rosa 14
20. Sete Gibernau 12
21. Roberto Merhi 12
22. José de Villapadierna 10
23. Esteban Tuero 8
24. Dani Clos 0
25. Norberto Fontana 0
26. Gaston Mazzacane 0
27. Axel Pons 0
28. Iván Maestro 0


Thank you everyone for taking part in this awesome Summer event of Grand Prix Racing. We've seen lots of shenanigans from drinking, pissing, and lots of other crazy things. The Summer has now finally come to an end at the Canary Islands were everyone can now celebrate the Grand Finale in the whole of Paradise. We hope to see more Summer Fun whenever that may come.
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And for your viewing pleasure, here are the official results in a handy spreadsheet!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KyzORhCJozoQ7d4W26T1nHAswq5m7nKAwcdYLWsFy0E/edit#gid=0

There was a mix-up in the results between two of the Gonzalez brothers, but in the end it didn't make a difference to the championship winner. Good job to everyone, and let's hope the Rosberg-Schumacher combo is as effective in 2006 as it was this year!


Of course, thank you Gonzo for hosting this wonderful experience for all of us.
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The standings above have now been updated, thanks Rob for spotting the error.
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