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Some on-board footage of Massa during his battle with Perez has emerged....

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Under the circumstances perhaps no caption is required but, either way, just look at the young MSC and the ickle wickle Seb Vettel way back in 1994. God bless 'em both.

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CoopsII wrote:Under the circumstances perhaps no caption is required but, either way, just look at the young MSC and the ickle wickle Seb Vettel way back in 1994. God bless 'em both.

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CoopsII wrote:Under the circumstances perhaps no caption is required but, either way, just look at the young MSC and the ickle wickle Seb Vettel way back in 1994. God bless 'em both.

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"Thanks Bernie, this is so unexpected"

"What you on about? The box is empty, it's for you to put your ID cards, car keys and canteen vouchers in. The exit's over thataway"


...And that ribbon is $2.5.
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"Thanks Bernie, this is so unexpected"

"What you on about? The box is empty, it's for you to put your ID cards, car keys and canteen vouchers in. The exit's over thataway"


...And that ribbon is $2.50.

...per inch.
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I know it's not F1, but I couldn't resist:

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If you squint that guy on the left looks a bit like a bearded Kubica.

A bit.
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dr-baker wrote:Alonso: I get low down, but I get up again. Nothing's gonna keep me down.

Narrator: He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings songs that remind him of the better times.

Twenty year anniversary of 'Tubthumping', too. Blimey.
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dr-baker wrote:Alonso: I get low down, but I get up again. Nothing's gonna keep me down.

Narrator: He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink. He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings songs that remind him of the better times.

Twenty year anniversary of 'Tubthumping', too. Blimey.

I didn't actually realise that when I posted... Wow.
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It's not a caption, it's a title "United colors of Hamilton"
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Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
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Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
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I know I pretty. But how pretty that's question?
You mean like Jenson.
Yes, like Jenson?
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Yeah my tailor is offshore. Like my money. Eh actually your money.
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It's about this big. I've no idea what it does but we dropped in Singapore.
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The wife want's us go to her folks in Oban for Christmas this year. Yeah.....
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razta wrote:Caption this :lol:
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Or this..
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[Jingle] And all the money is gone.... [jingle]
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kevinbotz when he sees a 2013-present McLaren :P
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