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The reason why you never lend your car to Romain Grosjean...
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In case some of you don't recognize this garage - it's Forti Corse in 1995. And this just might explain their headscratching performance that year... ;)
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Turbogirl wrote:Image

In case some of you don't recognize this garage - it's Forti Corse in 1995. And this just might explain their headscratching performance that year... ;)

I would be scratching my head too, wondering why it drive so gutlessly despite the presence of an engine...
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Mechanic 1; "I know we are on a tight budget but does the boss really have to cheap out on the shampoo costs?"
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Lucas Di Grassi having won the Zurich E-Prix :

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Di Grassi - "Who knew that the Michelin Man would have an explosive reaction to champagne?"
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Not sure this needs a caption, but
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You forgot to put '2' before the '3rd' in the TV graphic :P
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Rob Dylan wrote:Not sure this needs a caption, but
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQYoYhdTEE
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"And this is what my career will do as soon as I sign your contract."
In hindsight, this might have been the one moment in time when Ron should have paid attention to what Nigel said...
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Franz Tost: When I said go out there and let it all hang out, this is NOT what I had in mind
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"Get the test monkey to test the car..."

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I know I kinda lost touch with F1 lately, but I gotta say I really don't like the new car designs... They finally have a closed cockpit, though! ;)
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Turbogirl wrote:Image

I know I kinda lost touch with F1 lately, but I gotta say I really don't like the new car designs... They finally have a closed cockpit, though! ;)


Günther Steiner: I have a feeling we'll really clean up the field with the new car.
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Fetzie wrote:
Turbogirl wrote:Image

I know I kinda lost touch with F1 lately, but I gotta say I really don't like the new car designs... They finally have a closed cockpit, though! ;)


Günther Steiner: I have a feeling we'll really clean up the field with the new car.
Is that not a bit of a sweeping claim?
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Fetzie wrote:
Turbogirl wrote:Image

I know I kinda lost touch with F1 lately, but I gotta say I really don't like the new car designs... They finally have a closed cockpit, though! ;)


Günther Steiner: I have a feeling we'll really clean up the field with the new car.

If anything Kevin and Romain should be racing more cleanly than they have lately with those machines.
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Why is that Haas running a McLaren livery?
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Turbogirl wrote:Image

I know I kinda lost touch with F1 lately, but I gotta say I really don't like the new car designs... They finally have a closed cockpit, though! ;)


Finally, a car that can stand up to Grosjean's and Magnussen's abuse.
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This poorly made photoshop by me sums up Alonso's F1 career, cause heeeeeee should be so lucky, luuuucky lucky lucky...
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This is what we were actually aiming for with the 2008/2009 A1GP car....
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And here we have the unlikely concept that Sebastian Vettel will still be driving for Ferrari in 2021 ... I just put that one in for a laugh.
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"This drawing has been sent in by Robert, age 9. That's a shite drawing, Robert. There are children your age in China who can make shoes."
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"Unfortunately we first tested it on the Brazil Autódromo and the bodywork warped in the heat."
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madmark1974 wrote:Image

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Honestly, this is creepy as hell! :shock:
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That's Hamilton when things aren't going well for him...
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LH: "Kimi, your Uber is arriving in five minutes."

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The future McLaren http://imgur.com/sNFFMYF
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Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
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Newpaper24 wrote:Fernando Alonso slams F1 rule adjustments as he prepares for his last Grand Prix. To discredit his arguments, we show him here dressed as Eeyore.
Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!
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Formula One adopts new regulations regarding the racing overalls in a bid to attract a younger demographic.
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Something I made for a chuckle betwixt Rob Dylan and myself, he suggested I post it. :deletraz:
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You-Gee-Eee-Day wrote:
Something I made for a chuckle betwixt Rob Dylan and myself, he suggested I post it. :deletraz:


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You-Gee-Eee-Day wrote:Image


Seb: "Lewis has anyone ever told you, what amazing eyes you have..."
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