"...Only has one ball.... Bearing, Herr Hitler. This Mercedes only has one ball bearing!"
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Hitler: "How many Jews do you reckon we can fit in it?" Dude 1: "Er, Herr Hitler. This is a racing car with one seat. You could not fit even two of the smallest into this!" Hitler: "Does it come with an ashtray?" Dude 2: "Yes, it does...why do you ask?" Hitler: "Then you can fit more than one."
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
"Hi, I'm Fernando Alonso, and I've beaten the world of racing. But I would never have been as successful if I didn't have good dental hygiene. And that's why I use... Colgate Mouthsuperwash, the only brush that gets rid of both plaque and germs..." you get the idea
Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
I knew that racing drivers were getting younger and younger, but this is getting ridiculous!
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Having lost their JPS and Martini sponsorship, Lotus decided that The Only Way Is...
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
This reminds me of the old Essex Furniture Warehouse in Southend-on-Sea, Essex (30 minute drive from my home):
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Point is, it was meant to say Essex Furniture Warehouse, but two letters fell off. If you look closely, you can see where the E and S used to be...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
DK: "Max... you may take my car, you may take my chance for more trophies, but at least I'll never have to live my life knowing I look like T-Shirt from the T-Bag series." MV: "That is a huge lie!" *jabs finger* DK: "I heard you call your mum 'Your Majes-tea' yesterday..." MV: "*Dutch obscenities*"
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
OLIVIER! It's been two years now, you can come down...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
Paxo wrote:...in which year did Count Eustace I of Boulogne die?"
FX wrote:*bzzzzzzzz*
Ominous Voiceover wrote:WURZ. GRAND PRIX DE MONACO 1998.
Alex Wurz wrote:1049.
Paxo wrote:Yeeeeeeeees. Ten points to the Grand Prix team. And so your three questions are about failing ports that no longer carry a ferry service...
...and so on.
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l