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An engine that will last a 1000 miles!
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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"Ach, its a nice idea lads but I just don't see Germany dominating motor-sport. Could you start building me some rockets instead?"
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"The car's nose looks too Jewish, I don't like it."
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And so this very car number will in the future be winning everything, with a black man at the wheel.

They did 'Nazi' that coming ...
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"...Only has one ball.... Bearing, Herr Hitler. This Mercedes only has one ball bearing!"
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Hitler: "How many Jews do you reckon we can fit in it?"
Dude 1: "Er, Herr Hitler. This is a racing car with one seat. You could not fit even two of the smallest into this!"
Hitler: "Does it come with an ashtray?"
Dude 2: "Yes, it does...why do you ask?"
Hitler: "Then you can fit more than one."
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"Hi, I'm Fernando Alonso, and I've beaten the world of racing. But I would never have been as successful if I didn't have good dental hygiene. And that's why I use... Colgate Mouthsuperwash, the only brush that gets rid of both plaque and germs..." you get the idea
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Ah Ja I see zee problem... ve need to find a solution
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Telemundo announces yet another rehashing of the Rush Hour franchise.
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I knew that racing drivers were getting younger and younger, but this is getting ridiculous!
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Klon wrote:What did poor André do to you for him to be insulted like that?
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The Stig Forced into Advertising to cover Costs of Evans' Failed Top Gear
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This reminds me of the old Essex Furniture Warehouse in Southend-on-Sea, Essex (30 minute drive from my home):

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Wow, dr-baker
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golic_2004 wrote:Wow, dr-baker

Point is, it was meant to say Essex Furniture Warehouse, but two letters fell off. If you look closely, you can see where the E and S used to be...
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I hope you'll find this morally acceptable, but if not I'll delete it ...

On the BBC F1 gossip page, they've posted this picture of the Rosbergs, but with junior's face pixelleted,
I found it quite amusing, so, Caption This!

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I am reminded of a Minecraft Creeper personally ...

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madmark1974 wrote:I hope you'll find this morally acceptable, but if not I'll delete it ...

On the BBC F1 gossip page, they've posted this picture of the Rosbergs, but with junior's face pixelleted,
I found it quite amusing, so, Caption This!

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I am reminded of a Minecraft Creeper personally ...

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A friend of mine slightly blurs his kids faces on his facebook page..... :facepalm:
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The original tweet has the kid pixelated.
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DK: "Max... you may take my car, you may take my chance for more trophies, but at least I'll never have to live my life knowing I look like T-Shirt from the T-Bag series."
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If you're dodgy and you know it clap your hands ...
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Spare change? Spare some change?
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How about a new one?
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Gutierrez about to trip and fall on his Haas.
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Gutiérrez practicing his jumping skills just in case Trump wins the election and builds the wall.
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
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Out of shot: Angry mob of Haas engineers after Esteban finishes eleventh again
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Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!
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OLIVIER! It's been two years now, you can come down...
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"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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When you're waiting for your Snapchat to update but only have 56k dial-up internet ...
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"OK, now your starter for ten..."
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Paxo wrote:...in which year did Count Eustace I of Boulogne die?"

FX wrote:*bzzzzzzzz*

Ominous Voiceover wrote:WURZ. GRAND PRIX DE MONACO 1998.

Alex Wurz wrote:1049.

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...and so on.
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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Fetzie on Ferrari wrote:How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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