2017 Malaysian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
2017 Malaysian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
Welcome to the 2017 Formula 1™ Petronas™ Malaysian™ Predicament Predictions!
The home of the overtake, the Sepang-Ring, hosts its apparently final grand prix. To mark this momentous occasion, we have our next round in the predicaments predictions championship! Without further ado:
1. Valtteri Bottas
2. Sebastian Vettel
3. Kimi Räikönnen
4. Daniel Ricciardo
5. Nico Hulkenberg
6. Max Verstappen
7. Jolyon Palmer
8. Sergio Perez
9. Lance Stroll
10. Felipe Massa
Pole position: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest lap: Sebastian Vettel
First retirement: Lewis Hamilton
Reject of the Race: Lewis Hamilton (repsonsible for whatever happened)
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Nico Hulkenberg
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Lewis Hamilton
Minor League Premiership: Lance Stroll
Did Not Start: Marcus Ericsson
As normal, use double points for the first time whenever you like. Just say so if you want to! I'll as usual give a bonus point for the funniest alternative race title.
The home of the overtake, the Sepang-Ring, hosts its apparently final grand prix. To mark this momentous occasion, we have our next round in the predicaments predictions championship! Without further ado:
1. Valtteri Bottas
2. Sebastian Vettel
3. Kimi Räikönnen
4. Daniel Ricciardo
5. Nico Hulkenberg
6. Max Verstappen
7. Jolyon Palmer
8. Sergio Perez
9. Lance Stroll
10. Felipe Massa
Pole position: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest lap: Sebastian Vettel
First retirement: Lewis Hamilton
Reject of the Race: Lewis Hamilton (repsonsible for whatever happened)
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Nico Hulkenberg
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Lewis Hamilton
Minor League Premiership: Lance Stroll
Did Not Start: Marcus Ericsson
As normal, use double points for the first time whenever you like. Just say so if you want to! I'll as usual give a bonus point for the funniest alternative race title.
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Alex Yoong Memorial Grand Prix
1. Sebastian Vettel
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Kimi Räikönnen
4. Daniel Ricciardo
5. Pierre Gasly (yep, that's a BOLD move)
6. Max Verstappen
7. Valtteri Bottas
8. Nico Hulkenberg
9. Carlos Sainz
10. Jolyon Palmer
Pole position: Sebastian Vettel
Fastest lap: Kimi Räikönnen
First retirement: Fernando Alonso
Reject of the Race: Force India (both cars collide)
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Pierre Gasly
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Valtteri Bottas
Minor League Premiership: Lance Stroll
Did Not Start: Daniil Kvyat
1. Sebastian Vettel
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Kimi Räikönnen
4. Daniel Ricciardo
5. Pierre Gasly (yep, that's a BOLD move)
6. Max Verstappen
7. Valtteri Bottas
8. Nico Hulkenberg
9. Carlos Sainz
10. Jolyon Palmer
Pole position: Sebastian Vettel
Fastest lap: Kimi Räikönnen
First retirement: Fernando Alonso
Reject of the Race: Force India (both cars collide)
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Pierre Gasly
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Valtteri Bottas
Minor League Premiership: Lance Stroll
Did Not Start: Daniil Kvyat
Last edited by AdrianBelmonte_ on 26 Sep 2017, 13:18, edited 1 time in total.
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2017 Petronas Badged Engines Memorial Malaysian Grand Prix
1. Bottas
2. STOP! Hammertime
3. The Iceman
4. If you're name is Sebastian and you're German or French you will win an FIA Title
5. HULK SMASH!
6. Verstappen
7. Pierre Gasly
8-9. Pink Guy Racing (Force India)
10. The Deadbeat Canadian (Stroll)
Pole : Hammertime
Fastest Lap : Hammertime
First Retirement : Both McHonda's Having "GP2 Engine....GP2 Engine...." Problems and Exploding.
ROTR : McHonda
IIDOTR : Pierre Gasly
DBTMOTR : Kevin Magnussen
MLP : Stroll
DNS : McHonda
1. Bottas
2. STOP! Hammertime
3. The Iceman
4. If you're name is Sebastian and you're German or French you will win an FIA Title
5. HULK SMASH!
6. Verstappen
7. Pierre Gasly
8-9. Pink Guy Racing (Force India)
10. The Deadbeat Canadian (Stroll)
Pole : Hammertime
Fastest Lap : Hammertime
First Retirement : Both McHonda's Having "GP2 Engine....GP2 Engine...." Problems and Exploding.
ROTR : McHonda
IIDOTR : Pierre Gasly
DBTMOTR : Kevin Magnussen
MLP : Stroll
DNS : McHonda
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1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Pérez
8. Ocon
9. Hülkenberg
10. Sainz
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Vandoorne
RotR: Palmer (follows up Singapore with an early spin and retirement)
IIDotR: Gasly (yes, hedging)
DbTmotR: Palmer
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Alonso
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Pérez
8. Ocon
9. Hülkenberg
10. Sainz
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Vandoorne
RotR: Palmer (follows up Singapore with an early spin and retirement)
IIDotR: Gasly (yes, hedging)
DbTmotR: Palmer
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Alonso
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2017 "University has started again and I have lost the will to live in record time" Malaysian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Räikkönen
6. Verstappen
7. Ocon
8. Grosjean
9. Hülkenberg
10. Gasly
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Bottas
First retirement: Magnussen
RotR: Pérez (off the pace all weekend)
IIDotR: Gasly (points on début)
DbTmotR: Pérez
MLP: Ocon
DNS: nope
1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Räikkönen
6. Verstappen
7. Ocon
8. Grosjean
9. Hülkenberg
10. Gasly
Pole: Hamilton
FL: Bottas
First retirement: Magnussen
RotR: Pérez (off the pace all weekend)
IIDotR: Gasly (points on début)
DbTmotR: Pérez
MLP: Ocon
DNS: nope
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The "I have one tiny little mental breakdown and miss like three predicament predictions" Grand Prix
1/ Hamilton
2/ Bottas
3/ Vettel
4/ Ricciardo
5/ Perez
6/ Ocon
7/ Hulkenberg
8/ Stroll
9/ Sainz
10/ Gasly
Pole - Hamilton
FLap - Hamilton
Retirement - Grosjean
ROTR - Williams
IIDOTR - Gasly
DBTMOTR - Kvyat Palmer
MLP - Ocon
DNS - No
1/ Hamilton
2/ Bottas
3/ Vettel
4/ Ricciardo
5/ Perez
6/ Ocon
7/ Hulkenberg
8/ Stroll
9/ Sainz
10/ Gasly
Pole - Hamilton
FLap - Hamilton
Retirement - Grosjean
ROTR - Williams
IIDOTR - Gasly
DBTMOTR - Kvyat Palmer
MLP - Ocon
DNS - No
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2017 Vettel Needs a Miracle Grand Prix
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Raikkonen
5. Ricciardo
6. Verstappen
7. Perez
8. Sainz
9. Hulkenberg
10. Ocon
Pole - Vettel
FLap - Hamilton
Retirement - Alonso
ROTR - Williams
IIDOTR - Gasly
DBTMOTR - Palmer
MLP - Stroll
DNS - Nope.jpg
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Raikkonen
5. Ricciardo
6. Verstappen
7. Perez
8. Sainz
9. Hulkenberg
10. Ocon
Pole - Vettel
FLap - Hamilton
Retirement - Alonso
ROTR - Williams
IIDOTR - Gasly
DBTMOTR - Palmer
MLP - Stroll
DNS - Nope.jpg
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1. Sebastian Vettel
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Daniel Ricciardo
4. Valteri Bottas
5. Kimi Raikkonen
6. Sergio Perez
7. Carlos Sainz
8. Nico Hulkenberg
9. Esteban Ocon
10. Felipe Massa
Pole position: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest lap: Daniel Ricciardo
First retirement: Max Verstappen
Reject of the Race: Mercedes
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Lewis Hamilton
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Lance Stroll
Minor League Premiership: Pierre Gasly
Did Not Start: The Starting Lights
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Daniel Ricciardo
4. Valteri Bottas
5. Kimi Raikkonen
6. Sergio Perez
7. Carlos Sainz
8. Nico Hulkenberg
9. Esteban Ocon
10. Felipe Massa
Pole position: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest lap: Daniel Ricciardo
First retirement: Max Verstappen
Reject of the Race: Mercedes
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Lewis Hamilton
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Lance Stroll
Minor League Premiership: Pierre Gasly
Did Not Start: The Starting Lights
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1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Bottas
4. Räikönnen
5. Ricciardo
6. Verstappen
7. Perez
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Ocon
Pole position: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Magnussen
Reject of the Race: Haas
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Hulkenberg
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Palmer
Minor League Premiership: Ocon
Did Not Start: None
2. Vettel
3. Bottas
4. Räikönnen
5. Ricciardo
6. Verstappen
7. Perez
8. Hulkenberg
9. Massa
10. Ocon
Pole position: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Magnussen
Reject of the Race: Haas
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Hulkenberg
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Palmer
Minor League Premiership: Ocon
Did Not Start: None
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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2017 "OK, maybe Singapore wasn't Palmer's last GP then..." Malaysian GP
1. VET
2. RIC
3. RAI
4. HAM
5. VER
6. BOT
7. OCO
8. STR
9. SAI
10. GAS
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Grosjean (a hastily rebuilt car doesn't help)
RoTR: Sauber Strategy(?) (it will be mixed conditions, which means Sauber will be two steps behind at every turn)
IIDoTR: Gasly
DBToTR: Palmer (back to business as usual)
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Not unless something really weird happens...
1. VET
2. RIC
3. RAI
4. HAM
5. VER
6. BOT
7. OCO
8. STR
9. SAI
10. GAS
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Grosjean (a hastily rebuilt car doesn't help)
RoTR: Sauber Strategy(?) (it will be mixed conditions, which means Sauber will be two steps behind at every turn)
IIDoTR: Gasly
DBToTR: Palmer (back to business as usual)
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Not unless something really weird happens...
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2017 "Unlike tommykl, I have continued to have an increasing will to live over the past fortnight on my return to university" Grand Prix of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Petronas Towers
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Raikkonen
6. Verstappen
7. Ocon
8. Perez
9. Sainz
10. Gasly
Pole position: Vettel
Fastest lap: Daniel Ricciardo
First retirement: Danill Kyvat. Oh not that kind of retirement? Ok, Alonso then.
Reject of the Race: track infrastructure
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Pierre Gasly
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Palmer
Minor League Premiership: Esteban Ocon
Did Not Start: Bernd Maylander. Danill Kyvat.
1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Raikkonen
6. Verstappen
7. Ocon
8. Perez
9. Sainz
10. Gasly
Pole position: Vettel
Fastest lap: Daniel Ricciardo
First retirement: Danill Kyvat. Oh not that kind of retirement? Ok, Alonso then.
Reject of the Race: track infrastructure
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Pierre Gasly
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Palmer
Minor League Premiership: Esteban Ocon
Did Not Start: Bernd Maylander. Danill Kyvat.
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2017 Se-pang of Sadness Grand Prix
1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Hamilton
4) Verstappen
5) Ricciardo
6) Bottas
7) Perez
8) Ocon
9) Hulkenberg
10) Massa
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Palmer
MLP: Ocon
DNS: None
1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Hamilton
4) Verstappen
5) Ricciardo
6) Bottas
7) Perez
8) Ocon
9) Hulkenberg
10) Massa
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Palmer
MLP: Ocon
DNS: None
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In fact, to be believed, their results must be seen,
Lola,
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2017 The Eddie Irvine big win memorial gp"
1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Ricciardo
4) Hamilton
5) Bottas
6) Alonso
7) Hulkenberg
8) Perez
9) Sainz
10) Palmer
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Vandoorne
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Kvyatt
1) Vettel
2) Raikkonen
3) Ricciardo
4) Hamilton
5) Bottas
6) Alonso
7) Hulkenberg
8) Perez
9) Sainz
10) Palmer
Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Massa
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Vandoorne
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Kvyatt
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2017 Malaysian GP
1. Bottas
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Räikkönen
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Perez
8. Ocon
9. Sainz Jr.
10. Magnussen
Pole: Bottas
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: Grosjean
RoTR: Williams
IIDoTR: Bottas
DBToTR: Palmer
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Grosjean
I know I'm late with this so please apply whatever penalty you see fit.
1. Bottas
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton
4. Räikkönen
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Perez
8. Ocon
9. Sainz Jr.
10. Magnussen
Pole: Bottas
Fastest Lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: Grosjean
RoTR: Williams
IIDoTR: Bottas
DBToTR: Palmer
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Grosjean
I know I'm late with this so please apply whatever penalty you see fit.
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CarloSpace wrote:I know I'm late with this so please apply whatever penalty you see fit.
Which will depend on whether it's Alan Jones or Emanuele Pirro in the stewards' office...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
Re: 2017 Malaysian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!
The Stewards a.k.a. me wrote:Incident under review: Car 10 [SPA] - submitting after the close of FP3
I'll do what I did to CoopsII, which is far as I'm aware will be my standard penalty for late submissions - no points will be awarded for your guess at pole position.
Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
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Rob Dylan wrote:The Stewards a.k.a. me wrote:Incident under review: Car 10 [SPA] - submitting after the close of FP3
I'll do what I did to CoopsII, which is far as I'm aware will be my standard penalty for late submissions - no points will be awarded for your guess at pole position.
I'll take that It's not like I'll be scoring much points anyway this round...
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So Round 15 is up! Here are the results:
1. peteroli34 14
2. mario 13
3. Dexter249 11
4. Rob Dylan 10
- Ugncreativeusergname 10
- Aislabie 10
- Enforcer 10
- dr-baker 10
9. AdrianBelmonte_ 8
- tommykl 8
- This Could Be You 8
- RAK 8
- Aguvazk 8
14. CarloSpace* 7
Peteroli34, a returnee this weekend, takes his first win this season, whilst Mario takes a good set of points to clear the distance from his rivals somewhat. Here are the standings:
After Round 15:
1. Mario 240
2. Tommykl 225
3. Ugncreativeusergname 211
4. Enforcer 211
5. dr-baker 206
6. RAK 197
7. Aislabie 190
8. This Could Be You 188
9. CarloSpace 188
10. CoopsII 180
11. Rob Dylan 148
12. Aguvazk 148
13. AdrianBelmonte_ 133
14. Dj_bereta 130
15. Ataxia 94
16. pi314159 93
17. Watka 91
18. peteroli34 91
19. Yannicksamlad 88
20. Normal32 72
21. RedEyes504 39
22. takagi_for_the_win 37
23. Miguel98 35
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24. Dexter249 34
25. Bleu 29
26. Simtek 28
27. mash 28
28. TheFlyingCaterham 28
29. Pasta_Maldonado 26
30. Reject_Dom 21
31. andrew 16
32. FullMetalJack 15
33. Dartanian 12
34. DemocalypseNow 11
- IceG 11
36. dinizintheoven 10
37. golic_2004 7
38. Gonzalez 6
Not too much to report from this weekend, other than that there are only five rounds remaining, and so the number of competitors able to win the championship has diminished for the first time. Grand prizes await the top three who finish this year, so make sure to get your predictions in for each race and in on time. Good luck everyone!
1. peteroli34 14
2. mario 13
3. Dexter249 11
4. Rob Dylan 10
- Ugncreativeusergname 10
- Aislabie 10
- Enforcer 10
- dr-baker 10
9. AdrianBelmonte_ 8
- tommykl 8
- This Could Be You 8
- RAK 8
- Aguvazk 8
14. CarloSpace* 7
Peteroli34, a returnee this weekend, takes his first win this season, whilst Mario takes a good set of points to clear the distance from his rivals somewhat. Here are the standings:
After Round 15:
1. Mario 240
2. Tommykl 225
3. Ugncreativeusergname 211
4. Enforcer 211
5. dr-baker 206
6. RAK 197
7. Aislabie 190
8. This Could Be You 188
9. CarloSpace 188
10. CoopsII 180
11. Rob Dylan 148
12. Aguvazk 148
13. AdrianBelmonte_ 133
14. Dj_bereta 130
15. Ataxia 94
16. pi314159 93
17. Watka 91
18. peteroli34 91
19. Yannicksamlad 88
20. Normal32 72
21. RedEyes504 39
22. takagi_for_the_win 37
23. Miguel98 35
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24. Dexter249 34
25. Bleu 29
26. Simtek 28
27. mash 28
28. TheFlyingCaterham 28
29. Pasta_Maldonado 26
30. Reject_Dom 21
31. andrew 16
32. FullMetalJack 15
33. Dartanian 12
34. DemocalypseNow 11
- IceG 11
36. dinizintheoven 10
37. golic_2004 7
38. Gonzalez 6
Not too much to report from this weekend, other than that there are only five rounds remaining, and so the number of competitors able to win the championship has diminished for the first time. Grand prizes await the top three who finish this year, so make sure to get your predictions in for each race and in on time. Good luck everyone!
Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.