2017 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

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2017 Mexican Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

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Welcome to FORMULA 1 GRAN PREMIO DE MÉXICO 2017 Predicament Predictions!

We're here in high-up Mexico, land of the free, home of the brave. I'll get counting with these other predictions scores soon, but with uni work currently that will take some time. I'll try to keep you all up to date with the scores. My predictions will be:

1. Sebastian Vettel
2. Max Verstappen
3. Kimi Räikkönen
4. Daniel Ricciardo
5. Esteban Ocon
6. Valtteri Bottas
7. Lance Stroll
8. Carlos Sainz Jr.
9. Nico Hulkenberg
10. Romain Grosjean

Pole Position: Sebastian Vettel
Fastest Lap: Sebastian Vettel
First retirement: Brendon Hartley
Reject of the Race (ROTR): Valtteri Bottas (for being slow as a slow thing)
Infinite Improbability drive of the race: Sebastian Vettel('s championship hopes)
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race (DBTMOTR): Lewis Hamilton
Minor League Premiership: Esteban Ocon
Did Not Start (DNS): Pierre Gasly

A point will be given for the best funny alternative race title. Double points will be awarded to whoever activates them. The candidates for MLP this weekend are: Esteban Ocon, Lance Stroll, Stoffel Vandoorne, Pierre Gasly, Brendon Hartley. Predictions in before the end of Free Practice 3, or a penalty will be applied.
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1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Bottas
4. Räikkönen
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Ocon
8. Pérez
9. Sainz
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Vettel
First retirement: Vandoorne
ROTR: Renault
IIDOTR: Renault (yes, extreme hedging)
DBTMOTR: Hartley
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Alonso
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2017 Gran Premio Sinarquista

1. Raikkonen
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Gasly
6. Perez
7. Ocon
8. Massa
9. Stroll
10. Hartley

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First retirement: n/a
ROTR: Renault
IIDOTR: Hartley
DBMOTR: Sainz
MLP: Gasly
DNS: Palmer
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I'm going to do a '99 European GP on this one, for I think this might be a strange weekend indeed.

1. Sergio Perez
2. Esteban Ocon
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Carlos Sainz
5. Max Verstappen
6. Brendan Hartley
7. Pierre Gasly
8. Stoffel Vandoorne
9. Romain Grosjean
10. Felipe Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Bottas (for causing a collision which takes out both Mercedes, Raikkonen, and Ricciardo)
IIDOTR: Force India (just barely over Toro Rosso)
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Esteban Ocon
DNS: Vettel
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2017 Just after everyone said "Build The Wall" at the previous Race Grand Prix.
1. Perez
2. Ocon
3. Sainz
4. Vandoorne
5. Deadbeat Canadian
6. Alonso
7. Gasly
8. Hartley
9. Grosjean
10. Magnussen
Pole : Hamilton
Fastest Lap : Hamilton
First Retirement : Mercedes "Going a bit to American" and crashing into the front runners Suzuka 1990 Style.
ROTR : Bottas
IIDOTR : Perez
DBTMOTR : Literally Everyone in Ferrari/Mercedes
MLP : Ocon
DNS : None.
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1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Riccardo
5. Raikkonen
6. Bottas
7. Sainz
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Ocon
Pole : Hamilton
Fastest Lap : Verstappen
First Retirement :Ericsson.
ROTR : Bottas
IIDOTR : Sainz
DBTMOTR :Bottas
MLP : Ocon
DNS : Vandoorne.
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The 2017 F1 Championship Resolution and Mexican GP

1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Verstappen
6. Perez
7. Ocon
8. Sainz
9. Hulkenberg
10. Massa
Pole : Hamilton
Fastest Lap : Bottas
First Retirement :Wehrlein.
ROTR : Ericsson
IIDOTR : Perez
DBTMOTR :Hartley
MLP : Ocon
DNS : --
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1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Kimi
4. Verstappen
5. Bottas
6. Ricciardo
7. Perez
8. Sainz Jr
9. Ocon
10. Hulkenberg

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First retirement: Stroll
Reject of the Race (ROTR): Bottas
Infinite Improbability drive of the race: Sainz Jr
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race (DBTMOTR): Hartley
Minor League Premiership: Ocon
Did Not Start (DNS): None
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2017 Siesta Borefest Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Räikkönen
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Pérez
8. Hülkenberg
9. Ocon
10. Stroll

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First retirement: Gasly
ROTR: Sainz Jr.
IIDOTR: Stroll
DBTMOTR: Massa
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Hartley
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2017 Verstappen's Final Win Now That Kvyat's Gone For Good Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Raikkonen
5. Ricciardo
6. Bottas
7. Ocon
8. Perez
9. Stroll
10. Alonso

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: Vandoorne
Reject of the Race (ROTR): Toro Rosso
Infinite Improbability drive of the race: Hartley
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race (DBTMOTR): Vandoorne
Minor League Premiership: Ocon
Did Not Start (DNS): None
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2017 "What Track Limits?" Mexican GP
1. HAM
2. VER (Yes, i'm predicting against the Kvyat Curse)
3. VET
4. RAI
5. RIC
6. BOT
7. SAI
8. OCO
9. GAS
10. HUL
Pole: Hamilton
F. Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Hartley
RoTR: The Race (lack of overtaking)
IIDoTR: Gasly
DBToTR: Grosjean
MLP: Ocon
DNS: None
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2017 America's Seat Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Ricciardo
3) Verstappen
4) Vettel
5) Bottas
6) Raikkonen
7) Perez
8) Alonso
9) Sainz
10) Ocon

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Ericsson
ROTR: Haas - off the pace for a second time running
IIDOTR: Hartley
DBTMOTR: Gasly
MLP: Ocon
DNS: None
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2017 "We Miss You, Esteban" Mexican Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Verstappen
6. Räikkönen
7. Ocon
8. Sainz
9. Grosjean
10. Alonso
Pole: Hamilton
F. Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Ericsson
RoTR: Pérez
IIDoTR: Alonso
DBToTR: Pérez
MLP: Ocon
DNS: None
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Daniil Kvyat Memorial Grand Prix

1/ Max Verstappen
2/ Lewis Hamilton
3/ Daniel Ricciardo
4/ Sebastian Vettel
5/ Kimi Raikkonen
6/ Valtteri Bottas
7/ Fernando Alonso
8/ Sergio Perez
9/ Esteban Ocon
10/ Carlos Sainz

Pole - Lewis Hamilton
FLap - Valtteri Bottas
Retirement - Nobody; there will be 20 finishers
ROTR - Haas
IIDOTR - Fernando Alonso
DBTMOTR - Valtteri Bottas
MLP - Esteban Ocon
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2017 Esteban Gutierrez one-eyebrow Memorial gp

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Ricciardo
4. Räikkönen
5. Verstappen
6. Bottas
7. Pérez
8. Hülkenberg
9. Ocon
10. Sainz

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Hamilton
First retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Hass
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Vandoorne
MLP: Ocon
DNS: Kvyatt, again
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1. Ricciardo
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
4. Bottas
5. Verstappen
6. Sainz
7. Raikkonen
8. Hulkenberg
9. Perez
10. Ocon

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Wehrlein
ROTR: Williams
Infinite Improbability drive of the race: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Ocon
DNS: Blank
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Mexico is over, and with only two round remaining, the championship is about to reach its close! Let's look at the results:

1. Aislabie 15
2. Rob Dylan 14
3. Ugncreativeusergname 13
- peteroli34 13
- CarloSpace 13
6. mario 12
- RAK 12
- tommykl 12
9. yannicksamlad 11
- dr-baker 11
- Aguvazk 11
12. Normal32 10
13. Enforcer 9
14. This Could Be You 8
15. Dexter249 7
16. golic_2004 6

In a late-season revival, Aislabie takes his third win of the 2017 season, with a rather interesting race dropping the scores by quite a bit. Mario holds his gap to tommykl with the same score once again, and they must be thinking now that their chances of coming home with the championship prize are stronger every weekend. Aguvazk takes the funniest race point. Let's look at the standings:

1. Mario 285
2. Tommykl 270
3. Ugncreativeusergname 258

4. dr-baker 250
5. Enforcer 245
6. RAK 240
7. CarloSpace 233
8. This Could Be You 231
9. Aislabie 222
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10. Aguvazk 192
11. Rob Dylan 182
12. CoopsII 180
13. AdrianBelmonte_ 149
14. Dj_bereta 130
15. Yannicksamlad 127
16. Normal32 110
17. Ataxia 109
18. peteroli34 106
19. pi314159 93
20. Watka 91
21. Dexter249 61
22. Simtek 39
23. pasta_maldonado 39
24. RedEyes504 39
25. takagi_for_the_win 37
26. Miguel98 35
27. TheFlyingCaterham 34
28. Bleu 29
29. mash 28
30. FullMetalJack 27
31. Reject_Dom 21
32. The Chicane 17
33. andrew 16
34. golic_2004 13
35. Dartanian 12
36. DemocalypseNow 11
- IceG 11
38. dinizintheoven 10
39. Gonzalez 6

The championship is closing up race-by-race, and with only two remaining rounds, Mario's chances are better than ever. tommykl's consistency has allowed him to stay close behind at all times this season, and ugncreativeusergname has also risen through the standings with strong performances and consistency. Mario still holds the trump cards: double points. Let's see if anything crazy happens in Brazil. Until next time!
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