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2019 Canadian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

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It's the show that never ever ends, and it's at least unpredictable :P We're here in possibly sunny, possibly otherwise Canada, for a race that Hamilton either dominates or crashes at. And with this season, it's totally... well it's probably that he might do well. I'm voting otherwise. Get voting before the end of FP3, and see how well you do in guessing how possibly unpredictable this 2019 season might suddenly get! Without further ado, here's your blank slate:


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Pole:
Fastest lap:
First retirement:
Reject of the Race:
Infinite Improbability of the Race:
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race:
Minor League Premiership:
Number of Safety Cars:

There's always a point for the funniest alternative race title you guys can come up with. The candidates for Minor League Premiership are: Alexander Albon; Antonio Giovinazzi; Lando Norris; George Russell. And you are always welcome to activate double points for one round only.


Here are my total guesses. Please someone beat Mercedes:

1. Sebastian Vettel
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Valtteri Bottas
4. Charles Leclerc
5. Max Verstappen
6. Nico Hulkenberg
7. Lando Norris
8. Lance Stroll
9. Sergio Pérez
10. Carlos Sainz Jr.

Pole: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest lap: Valtteri Bottas (gets it on the last lap after doing nothing all race)
First retirement: Robert Kubica (Williams' luck runs out for finishing)
Reject of the Race: Pierre Gasly (takes himself and Ricciardo out when Ricciardo was doing so well for once)
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Renault (suddenly found pace)
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Pierre Gasly
Minor League Premiership: Lando Norris
Number of Safety Cars: 2


Good luck everyone :dance:
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The 2019 North North North Mexico Grand Prix

1. Bottas
2. Hamilton
3. Verstappen
4. Vettel
5. Leclerc
6. Ricciardo
7. Gasly
8. Sainz Jr.
9. Räikkönen
10. Magnussen

Pole: Bottas
Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Norris
Reject of the Race: Gasly
Infinite Improbability of the Race:
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Norris
Minor League Premiership: Leclerc
Number of Safety Cars: 2
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The Linked Chicanes Grand Prix of Canada

1. Charles Leclerc
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Valtteri Bottas
4. Sebastian Vettel
5. Pierre Gasly
6. Antonio Giovinazzi
7. Sergio Pérez
8. Lance Stroll
9. Daniel Ricciardo
10. Kimi Raikkonen

Pole: Sebastian Vettel
Fastest lap: Max Verstappen
First retirement: Daniil Kvyat
Reject of the Race:Alexander Albon
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Antonio Giovinazzi
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Robert Kubica
Minor League Premiership: Antonio Giovinazzi
Number of Safety Cars: 2
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1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Leclerc
4. Vettel
5. Verstappen
6. Gasly
7. Sainz
8. Norris
9. Pérez
10. Magnussen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Gasly
First retirement: Ricciardo
Reject of the Race: Renault
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Fan with silly sign
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Stroll
Minor League Premiership: Norris
Number of Safety Cars: 1
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2019 Formula One ep. VII: Return of the Wall of Champions

1. Bottas
2. Leclerc
3. Verstappen
4. Gasly
5. Hülkenberg
6. Sainz
7. Norris
8. Grosjean
9. Magnussen
10. Albon

Pole: Bottas
Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Vettel
Reject of the Race: Hamilton (bins it to the wall)
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Leclerc
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Ricciardo
Minor League Premiership: Albon
Number of Safety Cars: 2
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CAN - The O, it must be something in the air Grand Prix.

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Verstappen
4. Leclerc
5. Bottas
6. Ricciardo
7. Perez
8. Hulkenberg
9. Raikkonen
10. Albon

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Leclerc
First retirement: Grosjean
Reject Of The Race (ROTR): Williams
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race (IIDOTR): Honda
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race (DBTMOTR): Stroll
Minor League Premiership (MLP): Albon
Number of Safety Cars (SCs): 0
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No, this is not a date of Carly Rae Jepsen's Dedicated Tour*, this is the CANDIAN GRAND PRIX

1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Verstappen
4. Leclerc
5. Vettel
6. Sainz
7. Grosjean
8. Magnussen
9. Norris
10. Stroll

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Leclerc
First retirement: Gasly
Reject Of The Race (ROTR): Alfa Romeo
Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race (IIDOTR): Honda
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race (DBTMOTR): Giovinazzi
Minor League Premiership (MLP): Norris
Number of Safety Cars (SCs): 1

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2019 Lance Stroll's Work-from-Home Grand Prix

I am using DOUBLE POINTS.

1. Valtteri Bottas
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Sebastian Vettel
4. Charles Leclerc
5. Max Verstappen
6. Pierre Gasly
7. Carlos Sainz Jr.
8. Nico Hulkenberg
9. Lando Norris
10. Alexander Albon

Pole: Valtteri Bottas
Fastest lap: Pierre Gasly
First retirement: Robert Kubica
Reject of the Race: Alfa Romeo
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Nico Hulkenberg
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Daniel Ricciardo
Minor League Premiership: Lando Norris
Number of Safety Cars: 0
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The "It's aboot time eh" GP

1.Bottas
2.Vettel
3.Hamilton
4.Verstappen
5.LeClerc
6.Ricciardo
7.Gasly
8.Sainz
9.Albon
10.Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Giovinazzi
Reject of the Race: Williams
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Albon
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race Stroll:
Minor League Premiership: Renault
Number of Safety Cars: 2
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2019 Salut Jacques Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Verstappen
4. Leclerc
5. Vettel
6. Gasly
7. Sainz
8. Perez
9. Hulkenberg
10. Norris

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Stroll
Reject of the Race: Stroll
Infinite Improbability of the Race: McLaren
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Stroll
Minor League Premiership: Norris
Number of Safety Cars: The amount of safety cars that there will be in the race
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2019 The Other North American Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Bottas
3) Leclerc
4) Vettel
5) Verstappen
6) Sainz
7) Gasly
8) Ricciardo
9) Perez
10) Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Leclerc
First Retirement: Giovinazzi
ROTR: Alfa Romeo
IIDOTR: Sainz
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Norris
SCs: 2
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2019 Winterfell grand prix

1.Bottas
2.Hamilton
3.Vettel
4.Verstappen
5.Leclerc
6.Gasly
7.Ricciardo
8.Raikkonnen
9.Albon
10.Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Gasly
First retirement: Stroll
Reject of the Race: Stroll
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Ricciardo
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Giovinnazi
Minor League Premiership: Albon
Number of Safety Cars: 1
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2019 The less famous circuit with casino inside it Grand Prix
1. Leclerc
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Vettel
5. Verstappen
6. Ricciardo
7. Hülkenberg
8. Gasly
9. Magnussen
10. Stroll
Pole: Leclerc
Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Perez
Reject of the Race: Grosjean
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Leclerc
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Grosjean
Minor League Premiership: Albon
Number of Safety Cars: 2
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1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Leclerc
5. Verstappen
6. Magnussen
7. Gasly
8. Sainz Jr.
9. Ricciardo
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Giovinazzi
Reject of the Race: Grosjean
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Magnussen
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Grosjean
Minor League Premiership: Norris
Number of Safety Cars: 1
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Marmots, birds and motor machines Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Leclerc
4. Verstappen
5. Ricciardo
6. Gasly
7. Perez
8. Magnussen
9. Sainz Jr.
10. Norris

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Gasly
First retirement: Giovinazzi
Reject of the Race: Vettel (Wall of Champions)
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Ricciardo (HM to a non-specific animal that made an amusing appearance)
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Grosjean
Minor League Premiership: Norris
Number of Safety Cars: 1
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C'est le 2019 vingtiemé anniversaire de la Grand Prix du Mur des Champions au Canada

1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Vettel
4. Verstappen
5. Leclerc
6. Gasly
7. Sainz
8. Ricciardo
9. Raikkonen
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Gasly
First retirement: Antonio Giovannazi
Reject of the Race: le mur des champions
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Williams, j'espere
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Pierre Gasly
Minor League Premiership: Alex Albon
Number of Safety Cars: je vais dire UN seulement
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2019 yyyyiiiiIIIT'S BEEN ONE YEAR SINCE THE LAST RACE HERE Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Bottas
3. Leclerc
4. Verstappen
5. Vettel
6. Gasly
7. Sainz
8. Albon
9. Ricciardo
10. Hülkenberg

Pole: Bottas
Fastest lap: Leclerc
First retirement: Giovinazzi
Reject of the Race: Alfa Romeo
Infinite Improbability of the Race: Sainz
Deadbeat Teammate of the Race: Norris
Minor League Premiership: Albon
Number of Safety Cars: 1
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So here we go, the results! Using double points, CaptainGetz12 wins their second round out of seven this year! They used double points, though not to excellent use, as without they would only have scored nine. However, consistency is the key, and they are getting consistently high points week-in week-out, and that is really the method. The rest of the podium was filled with other consistent runners ElBerto and RAK, who catch up slightly to dr-baker, who receives a middling score. Here are the results:

Results
1. CaptainGetz12 18*
2. ElBerto 17
3. RAK 15

4. Bleu 14**
5. tommykl 14
6. You-Gee-Eee-Day 13
7. UncreativeUsername37 13
8. Gertrand Bachot 12
9. mario 12
10. Fetzie 12
11. Pacific 777 11
12. dr-baker 11
13. AdrianBelmonte_ 10
14. Rob Dylan 9
15. yannicksamlad 9
16. Aguvazk 8
17. CarloSpace 6
*used double points
**funniest alternative race title





So in all honesty, the standings don't change in any grand way. dr-baker's lead has been reduced, and in general the championship is still completely wide open between the regulars. Bring on France!

Standings
1. dr-baker 113.5
2. ElBerto 112
3. RAK 98

4. tommykl 96
5. Gertrand Bachot 90
6. mario 84
7. Rob Dylan 82
8. Fetzie 81
9. You-Gee-Eee-Day 78
10. Aguvazk 74
11. CaptainGetz12 72
12. Bleu 71
13. UncreativeUsername37 69
14. AdrianBelmonte_ 60
15. CarloSpace 58
16. FortiWinks 54
17. Enforcer 51
18. yannicksamlad 51
19. This Could Be You 35
20. Klon 19
21. Pacific 777 19
22. pi314159 15
23. golic_2004 13
24. Faustus 11
25. Psyclepath 4


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