The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Nov 2009, 15:29

Yannick wrote:Spammers, don't you realize: we are not buying any of your stuff.

Well, I don't have a camera...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 15 Nov 2009, 17:42

Most intelligent spam bot I've seen in my life.
Next Gen shite or something?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Nov 2009, 18:17

kostas22 wrote:Most intelligent spam bot I've seen in my life.
Next Gen shite or something?

Greeeeeeeeeeeeat.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 15 Nov 2009, 18:30

Phoenix wrote:
Yannick wrote:Spammers, don't you realize: we are not buying any of your stuff.

Well, I don't have a camera...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 23 Nov 2009, 13:09

Where have all the good man gone, and where are all the mods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 23 Nov 2009, 13:22

Klon wrote:Where have all the good man gone, and where are all the mods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

The mods are too busy perving over imagined images of each others sisters.

Or they're busy fighting rockers on Brighton beach.

crazydude1992 · Post by **crazydude1992** » 23 Nov 2009, 14:10

Must be a low self-esteem spammer. Wheres the porn movies?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Nov 2009, 14:56

fjackdaw wrote:The mods are too busy perving over imagined images of each others sisters.

Annoyingly, just at my sister.

Anyway, not a bad spammer. 10 posts.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Nov 2009, 15:37

Klon wrote:Where have all the good man gone, and where are all the mods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

I was in bed. Cut me some slack, please...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Nov 2009, 15:43

thehemogoblin wrote:
Klon wrote:Where have all the good man gone, and where are all the mods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

I was in bed. Cut me some slack, please...

Basically, a movie spammer :lol:

but without "pseudointelectual" movies.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Nov 2009, 16:25

Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
Klon wrote:Where have all the good man gone, and where are all the mods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

I was in bed. Cut me some slack, please...

Basically, a movie spammer but without "pseudointelectual" movies.

Damn. Were the ads any good?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Nov 2009, 16:43

thehemogoblin wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:I was in bed. Cut me some slack, please...

Basically, a movie spammer but without "pseudointelectual" movies.

Damn. Were the ads any good?

With a sig like that, does it matter?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Nov 2009, 19:15

I never said I had enough pictures and movies. I just said I didn't need more shoes or drugs.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Nov 2009, 20:22

thehemogoblin wrote:I never said I had enough pictures and movies. I just said I didn't need more shoes or drugs.

I have loads of pictures in my home. Would you want me to lend some of them to you so your signature is now complete?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Nov 2009, 20:26

Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:I never said I had enough pictures and movies. I just said I didn't need more shoes or drugs.

I have loads of pictures in my home. Would you want me to lend some of them to you so your signature is now complete?

Run goblin run!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:06

Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:I never said I had enough pictures and movies. I just said I didn't need more shoes or drugs.

I have loads of pictures in my home. Would you want me to lend some of them to you so your signature is now complete?

Hey, you missed the context of my statement. You now sound like a giant creeper.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:06

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:I never said I had enough pictures and movies. I just said I didn't need more shoes or drugs.

I have loads of pictures in my home. Would you want me to lend some of them to you so your signature is now complete?

Run goblin run!

I'm gone. Just... gone. Someone email me when this blows over...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Nov 2009, 21:30

This is not Phoenix, this is HWNSNBM. I've killed him with a well-aimed maracuya. This is safe ground. You can return.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 23 Nov 2009, 22:07

Ban that movie spambot already!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 23 Nov 2009, 22:16

Phoenix wrote:This is not Phoenix, this is HWNSNBM. I've killed him with a well-aimed maracuya. This is safe ground. You can return.

You liar! Why wouldn't you mention your own name? Vou're obviously allowed to and it would be stupid not do so.
Got ya, faker!

Post by **Nuppiz** » 23 Nov 2009, 22:18

Klon wrote:
Phoenix wrote:This is not Phoenix, this is HWNSNBM. I've killed him with a well-aimed maracuya. This is safe ground. You can return.

You liar! Why wouldn't you mention your own name? Vou're obviously allowed to and it would be stupid not do so.
Got ya, faker!

But would we even recognize him if he spoke to us with his real name? After all, we've mentioned him only as "HWNSNBM" for so long. :geek:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 24 Nov 2009, 00:10

Nuppiz wrote:Ban that movie spambot already!

I can't ban, I can just delete and lock topics.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 24 Nov 2009, 12:42

Thank god, no more spam for erectile dysfunction. Not condoning spam or anything though.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Nov 2009, 15:55

thehemogoblin wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:Ban that movie spambot already!

I can't ban, I can just delete and lock topics.

This is like if you don't give a pistol to a cop...

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 24 Nov 2009, 18:03

Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:Ban that movie spambot already!

I can't ban, I can just delete and lock topics.

This is like if you don't give a pistol to a cop...

Police officers not carrying heat is one of the things I love the most about Britain.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 24 Nov 2009, 19:47

I heart the Second Amendment.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 24 Nov 2009, 19:51

thehemogoblin wrote:I heart the Second Amendment.

I'm clearly a no-good commie then if I disagree with you.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 24 Nov 2009, 19:54

shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:I heart the Second Amendment.

I'm clearly a no-good commie then if I disagree with you.

Yes.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Nov 2009, 20:24

CarlosFerreira wrote:Police officers not carrying heat is one of the things I love the most about Britain.

I was just metaphorical, yet I'm not going to explain my full thoughts...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 24 Nov 2009, 20:33

Woo! Image based puns!

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 25 Nov 2009, 11:12

Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Police officers not carrying heat is one of the things I love the most about Britain.

I was just metaphorical, yet I'm not going to explain my full thoughts...

I know what you mean. I hope I haven't opened a can of worms here; had I said this in another forum, the flaming would be sky-high by now.

Fortunately, we only seem to have a picture of a cross-breed between a fat bloke and Chewbacca, which is clearly not the worse that could happen.

I think what thehemogoblin wanted to say is that, as is usual in forums, mods get to lock topics, but only the admins can ban posters. That means Big Mouth can Strike Again. Rules of the trade, really.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Nov 2009, 14:29

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Police officers not carrying heat is one of the things I love the most about Britain.

I was just metaphorical, yet I'm not going to explain my full thoughts...

I know what you mean. I hope I haven't opened a can of worms here; had I said this in another forum, the flaming would be sky-high by now. Fortunately, we only seem to have a picture of a cross-breed between a fat bloke and Chewbacca, which is clearly not the worse that could happen.

I think what thehemogoblin wanted to say is that, as is usual in forums, mods get to lock topics, but only the admins can ban posters. That means Big Mouth can Strike Again. Rules of the trade, really.

I don't think anyone will begin a tense argument for this. So far, we only mocked about that :lol:

I think Big Mouth won't strike again (at least the drugs seller, or Alan Trader, or Videodude; spammers that try to sell anything on forums only live slighty longer than a fly :lol:

and not because here we have HWNSNBM)

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Nov 2009, 14:31

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Great; now we have a dyslexic spammer. Where's Carlos and thehemogoblin?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 25 Nov 2009, 15:22

Phoenix wrote:
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Great; now we have a dyslexic spammer. Where's Carlos and thehemogoblin?

How the hell do they know what time I have lunch?!

Valrys · Post by **Valrys** » 25 Nov 2009, 15:59

CarlosFerreira wrote:How the hell do they know what time I have lunch?!

I'm standing up.

:lol:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 25 Nov 2009, 19:22

7 AM is a little early for my tastes. I was busy being asleep. Again. Damn spammers hacked my sleep cycle.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 25 Nov 2009, 19:27

thehemogoblin wrote:7 AM is a little early for my tastes. I was busy being asleep. Again. Damn spammers hacked my sleep cycle.

The clearly know something.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 25 Nov 2009, 19:29

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:7 AM is a little early for my tastes. I was busy being asleep. Again. Damn spammers hacked my sleep cycle.

The clearly know something.

Crap.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Nov 2009, 20:00

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Orgacktanna wrote:Excuse me for choosing "The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum" to leave a message for all about zoloft ambien cheap ambien online consultation in Salem and ambien and tramadol add entry link ambien online Hampton Ambien can cause side effects that may impair your thinking or reactions. You may still feel sleepy the morning after taking the medication. We recommend also: ambien tablets Harrisburg

Great; now we have a dyslexic spammer. Where's Carlos and thehemogoblin?

How the hell do they know what time I have lunch?!

After meticulous and exhaustive scientific studies, I came to the conclusion usually people have lunch at the same hours :ugeek:

BTW, did you get him? :lol:

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 25 Nov 2009, 22:22

Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Great; now we have a dyslexic spammer. Where's Carlos and thehemogoblin?

How the hell do they know what time I have lunch?!

After meticulous and exhaustive scientific studies, I came to the conclusion usually people have lunch at the same hours

BTW, did you get him?

I'm told it's been arranged.