The wonderful world of shoe spam!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Sep 2009, 23:24

CarlosFerreira wrote:Oh, look. It's not shoes!

You should have seen the last spam.

"Erection at nude beach"

Graphic.

*Strange 300th post there.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 18 Sep 2009, 23:26

shinji wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Oh, look. It's not shoes!

You should have seen the last spam.

"Erection at nude beach"

Graphic.

*Strange 300th post there.

Catchy.
I don't even know what Lasix is, and to be honest am not curious enough to look it up.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 18 Sep 2009, 23:34

What the heck? Why, I ask, would anybody want to order an diuretic online? For the less educated people, as I am, a duretic is for "elevating the rate of urination". Although, I am too fast to judge this. This could be a possible sponsor for Renault F1. Y'know letting the past mistakes flow out like urine. Top-notch metaphor.

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 18 Sep 2009, 23:53

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 19 Sep 2009, 03:18

Someone care to throw this decal on that F1Rejects-Life car that was graphically made a while ago?

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 19 Sep 2009, 04:49

Lasix is a diuretic, so if you suffer from congestive heart failure or hypertension like Toyota executives making a pitch for a budget approval for 2010, you may be interested.

Personally i'm wondering what thoroughbred horse racelasix is however...

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 19 Sep 2009, 06:26

What it's not Kingfishers new energy indian milk drink that could have been on Force India's car? I'm disappointed...

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 19 Sep 2009, 10:00

Looks like the stuff Michael Jackson took its so confusing to read.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 19 Sep 2009, 17:16

Yeah, nice try spammers, but Renault management won't be reading this...go spam someone who cares!

On a more serious note, isnt it about time we introduced a new rule? First 3 posts by new users have to be approved by moderators before being accepted?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 19 Sep 2009, 17:20

kostas22 wrote:Yeah, nice try spammers, but Renault management won't be reading this...go spam someone who cares!

On a more serious note, isnt it about time we introduced a new rule? First 3 posts by new users have to be approved by moderators before being accepted?

Good thought, but J and E didn't make this board as far as I know, it's like a standard php, so I don't know how free they are to program rules. Would cut out spam anyway, but wouldn't really be fair to new members. Maybe just an obvious question asked when you sign in? Like "Where was Badoer when he retired from the '99 European GP?".

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 19 Sep 2009, 17:28

shinji wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Yeah, nice try spammers, but Renault management won't be reading this...go spam someone who cares!

On a more serious note, isnt it about time we introduced a new rule? First 3 posts by new users have to be approved by moderators before being accepted?

Good thought, but J and E didn't make this board as far as I know, it's like a standard php, so I don't know how free they are to program rules. Would cut out spam anyway, but wouldn't really be fair to new members. Maybe just an obvious question asked when you sign in? Like "Where was Badoer when he retired from the '99 European GP?".

Yes, get rid of that stupid image verification and replace it with another very easy question, like "Which team did Jean-Denis Deletraz drive for".
Did you know, it took me 4 attempts just to sign up to this forum!!!

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 19 Sep 2009, 18:04

I see two problems with those attempts: first, Jamie and Enoch have got lives to live, and can't really be bothered to be 24-on-24 hours online, chasing down spammers.

Second, we would be deprived of these wonderful pieces of writing, that so enlighten my days.

Jack O Malley · Post by **Jack O Malley** » 19 Sep 2009, 18:12

kostas22 wrote:Yes, get rid of that stupid image verification and replace it with another very easy question, like "Which team did Jean-Denis Deletraz drive for".
Did you know, it took me 4 attempts just to sign up to this forum!!!

Oh, he drove for two teams!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 19 Sep 2009, 18:28

CarlosFerreira wrote:I see two problems with those attempts: first, Jamie and Enoch have got lives to live, and can't really be bothered to be 24-on-24 hours online, chasing down spammers.

Second, we would be deprived of these wonderful pieces of writing, that so enlighten my days.

You really didn't see Erection at nude beach. Those pictures traumatised me.

I'm in Transiton Year (also known colloquially by students as 'doss year' and 'waste of time'), I'd happily check over posts and monitor new users. It'd give me something to do. But I understand if Our Glorious Leaders want to retain complete control of the forums themselves.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 19 Sep 2009, 18:41

Speaking of shoe spam, why has nobody mentioned this yet?

<_<;

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 19 Sep 2009, 19:00

shinji wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:I see two problems with those attempts: first, Jamie and Enoch have got lives to live, and can't really be bothered to be 24-on-24 hours online, chasing down spammers.

Second, we would be deprived of these wonderful pieces of writing, that so enlighten my days.

You really didn't see Erection at nude beach. Those pictures traumatised me.

I'm in Transiton Year (also known colloquially by students as 'doss year' and 'waste of time'), I'd happily check over posts and monitor new users. It'd give me something to do. But I understand if Our Glorious Leaders want to retain complete control of the forums themselves.

You're going to spend your year off moderating an Internet forum?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 19 Sep 2009, 19:06

CarlosFerreira wrote:
shinji wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:I see two problems with those attempts: first, Jamie and Enoch have got lives to live, and can't really be bothered to be 24-on-24 hours online, chasing down spammers.

Second, we would be deprived of these wonderful pieces of writing, that so enlighten my days.

You really didn't see Erection at nude beach. Those pictures traumatised me.

I'm in Transiton Year (also known colloquially by students as 'doss year' and 'waste of time'), I'd happily check over posts and monitor new users. It'd give me something to do. But I understand if Our Glorious Leaders want to retain complete control of the forums themselves.

You're going to spend your year off moderating an Internet forum?

Not quite a year off - it's complicated, the Irish Senior Cycle. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transition_year

And all the work you have in TY is computer-based, so I'll be on the web a lot, so it would kind of make sense, for me anyway.

I won't anyway, it's only rarely that spam is put up, and it's usually gone or merged in here within a couple of hours, which for a small forum is very good service (especially considering the $0.00 fee for membership), so I don't think any assistance is really necessary.

IdodoMedJella · Post by **IdodoMedJella** » 26 Sep 2009, 20:02

Good day, sun shines!
There have been times of troubles when I didn't know about opportunities of getting high yields on investments. I was a dump and downright pessimistic person.
I have never imagined that there weren't any need in big starting capital.
Nowadays, I feel good, I started take up real income.
It gets down to choose a correct companion who uses your funds in a right way - that is incorporate it in real business, and shares the income with me.

You may ask, if there are such firms? I'm obliged to tell the truth, YES, there are. Please get to know about one of them.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 26 Sep 2009, 20:26

IdodoMedJella wrote:Good day, sun shines!
There have been times of troubles when I didn't know about opportunities of getting high yields on investments. I was a dump and downright pessimistic person.
I have never imagined that there weren't any need in big starting capital.
Nowadays, I feel good, I started take up real income.
It gets down to choose a correct companion who uses your funds in a right way - that is incorporate it in real business, and shares the income with me.

You may ask, if there are such firms? I'm obliged to tell the truth, YES, there are. Please get to know about one of them.

Still no shoes. *sigh*

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 26 Sep 2009, 20:28

CarlosFerreira wrote:Still no shoes. *sigh*

Still no traumatising sex scenes. *woop*

rolexwatch · Post by **rolexwatch** » 07 Oct 2009, 02:06

< Impressively large list of spam deleted! >
:lol:

Post by **Nuppiz** » 07 Oct 2009, 10:29

^ Epic spam

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 07 Oct 2009, 10:41

That guy would win the Free Association game on the GPRO forum hands down :mrgreen:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 07 Oct 2009, 14:10

rolexwatch? Get the hell out of my pride and joy!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 07 Oct 2009, 15:14

rolexwatch wrote:< Impressively large list of spam deleted! >
(Thanks Captain for making me delete it twice!!!)

All that and no porn?

Seriously man, what good are you? You don't even know what the entire point of the internet is! If they took all the porn offline, I'm pretty sure there would only be one website, and it would be called "BRING BACK THE PORN!"

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 07 Oct 2009, 15:19

Captain Hammer wrote: If they took all the porn offline, I'm pretty sure there would only be one website, and it would be called "BRING BACK THE PORN!"

THIEF! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUifLbLVXFo

Jack O Malley · Post by **Jack O Malley** » 07 Oct 2009, 22:21

Is this the definitive list of rejects f1 sponsors?

watka · Post by **watka** » 07 Oct 2009, 22:58

Nuppiz wrote:^ Epic spam

That was exactly what I was going to write.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 07 Oct 2009, 23:21

Jack O Malley wrote:Is this the definitive list of rejects f1 sponsors?

It doesn't have Xena, Warrior Princess, so not quite.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 08 Oct 2009, 11:28

shinji wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote: If they took all the porn offline, I'm pretty sure there would only be one website, and it would be called "BRING BACK THE PORN!"

THIEF! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUifLbLVXFo

Wouldn't be the first time ...

Typeenusy · Post by **Typeenusy** » 18 Oct 2009, 18:46

edgar cayce and mustard as a medicine
mental health professional defined wac

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 18 Oct 2009, 18:49

In before the lock!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 18 Oct 2009, 18:50

Yay, more random pointless spam!

Post by **Nuppiz** » 18 Oct 2009, 18:50

Captain Hammer wrote:In before the lock!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 18 Oct 2009, 19:08

I think it's fitting that we get anti-depressant spam on the day that the Formula One season is decided.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 18 Oct 2009, 19:10

thehemogoblin wrote:I think it's fitting that we get anti-depressant spam on the day that the Formula One season is decided.

Yep. Please one for me here.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 18 Oct 2009, 19:10

... and what was wrong with shoes again?

Whis · Post by **Whis** » 18 Oct 2009, 19:13

too late, Valencia has already done a disaster in Formula One fans...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Oct 2009, 20:46

This can't go in the shoe spam thread, so a whole new thread will have to be made for pills.

Pointless post in a pointless thread! Huzzah for me!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 18 Oct 2009, 20:52

Whis wrote:too late, Valencia has already done a disaster in Formula One fans...

Add Singapore to the list.