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I've seen too many of these spambots in the past few weeks on different forums...

and 'good prestig' to you to!

The chances of me buying shoes from some spam merchant are the same as Nick Heidfeld's chances of winning a race.

zero

I suggest that the shoe spammers will have great commercial success if they sponsor next year's Lola F1 car. They will only need a few million and are bound to be winning races in no time.

hclw wrote:and 'good prestig' to you to!

The chances of me buying shoes from some spam merchant are the same as Nick Heidfeld's chances of winning a race.

zero

I suggest that the shoe spammers will have great commercial success if they sponsor next year's Lola F1 car. They will only need a few million and are bound to be winning races in no time.

MasterFoot Lola?

thehemogoblin wrote:MasterFoot Lola?

Or maybe Footwork-Lola?

hclw wrote:and 'good prestig' to you to!

The chances of me buying shoes from some spam merchant are the same as Nick Heidfeld's chances of winning a race.

zero

Ssshh...
Next thing you know Nick Heidfeld might win a race

Nuppiz wrote:

thehemogoblin wrote:MasterFoot Lola?

Or maybe Footwork-Lola?

They're not masseurs...

Was going to lock this thread, but frankly, it's now hilarious!

If customer chassis were allowed, it should be a Footwork-March really. That fits the theme much better.

I figured it out... Alan Shoe Trader....


It's from everyone's favorite American 80's sitcom... Married With Children


Al Bundy!

Nuppiz wrote:

thehemogoblin wrote:MasterFoot Lola?

Or maybe Footwork-Lola?

Considering the war going on about the budget cap it might become a very real possibility.
And (Usually) Quick Nick has as much chance as snow in hell to win a GP this year

The first thing that came to my mind was Andrea Moda...
Has Sasseti changed his name to Alan I wonder?

Waris wrote:

hclw wrote:and 'good prestig' to you to!

The chances of me buying shoes from some spam merchant are the same as Nick Heidfeld's chances of winning a race.

zero

Ssshh...
Next thing you know Nick Heidfeld might win a race

That would be a disaster. If Heidfeld wins in monaco, I'll be obliged to contact Alan and buy some spam shoes. I take a European spam size 9

There has always been a strong connection between spam and Nick Heidfeld. Spam is made of processed pork and Nick will win a race when pigs start to fly!

Surprised nobody has entered that email address into some of those "enter email here for free porn" links Wretched 419ers deserve everything they get.

i entered into some get 1000's of spam email a day things. there is bound to be lots of get free porn in there + cheap viagra + i hope there is some cheap shoe spam just to annoy him.

Will you sponsor the F1Rejects F1 team? I think it would perfectly fit the image of both organizations!

LionZoo wrote:Will you sponsor the F1Rejects F1 team? I think it would perfectly fit the image of both organizations!

Brilliant! A spammer as sponsor who is also a shoe magnate truly in the Andrea Moda spirit would be the only suitable sponsor for the F1 Rejects squad.

an excerpt from the entry list for Round 1 in 2010:

car no. - team - chassis - engine - driver

47 - AlanShoeTrader Formula One Rejects Racing Team - F1RJ 2007 D - Life W 12 - Perry McCarthy (GB)
48 - AlanShoeTrader Formula One Rejects Racing Team - F1RJ 2007 C - Sounds Of F1 - Yuji Ide (JAP)

note: the #48 car will be the previous year's chassis, because the spammer hasn't sold enough product yet to pay for constructing a 2nd new car; the team only has the engine lease for one engine, because there was only one engine available in the museum they got it from; therefore #48 car will be equipped with a system of speakers blasting out engine noises courtesy of the Sounds Of Formula 1 CD, (an idea courtesy of another forum user on another thread whose nickname unfortunately escaped me); Having signed a driver without a superlicense to drive the car without an engine isn't a problem because he wouldn't get far without an engine anyway.

Of course, our mechanics will "push-start" the #48 car (with said superlicense-less driver at the wheel) out of the garage onto pit road on Friday morning, with the CD playing from the airbox and exhausts. Of course, the car will stop in the middle of pit road, not too far from the garage. And of course, the team will receive a hefty fine for allowing a driver without a superlicense to take part in an event. Our team principal and our lawyer will then appeal the fine, only to learn that such an appeal is not allowed. Next, the Life W12 engine of the #47 car expires in a cloud of smoke at exactly the same spot where the #48 car came to a halt only minutes ago. Perry McCarthy and Yuji Ide are then being pulled before the stewards for blocking the pitlane. Ide says that his engine sounded really good today, which McCarthy cannot say of his engine. The recorded radio communcation tape of Ide with his engineer then reveal that he has lied to the stewards and that he knew all along that there was no engine in the car. Our team principal then speaks out and says it was indeed solely the engineer's decision to say to Yuji that he should turn up the "engine" a little louder. This will go down in history as the F1 Rejects Liegate scandal, whereupon the engineer is sacked on short notice by the team principal, and presented with a bill to pay all by himself the fine for running a driver without a superlicense. A devastated Ide then turns to McCarthy for moral advice, whereupon McCarthy replies something like "It's better to be sent out into the pitlane with no engine than to be sent into Eau Rouge with no steering".
After this episode, the team is banned from F1 for bringing the sport into disrepute. On the morning of race day, an interview with the team principals appears that reveals the whole team has just been a scam to bring the sport into disrepute on purpose. Upon reading the interview, the sponsor Shoe Trader Alan sends an email to the team principals, threatening to sue them for breach of contract, including an attachment that was meant to hijack their server on behalf of some hackers from India, but luckily, the malware was detected in time, even though the email made it through the spam filter.
A year later, Max is furious when he finds out that the only other candidate running in the election for FIA president, besides himself, is Enoch of F1 Rejects Racing.

Spam shoes sound really uncomfortble (and gross).

Yannick, that was impressive and rejectworthy in the good way .

Yannick wrote:note: the #48 car will be the previous year's chassis

Is the team paying the new team entry fee for both cars or just for the one that was built while assuming the previous year's chassis is a continuation of that entry?

Well, RejectSteve, I don't know, to be honest, but maybe we should ask Enoch, the team's lawyer.
Still, I think your idea would make a good cost-cutting measure. It remains questionable if it would work, though, because apparently, the only amounts exempt from the budget cap are fees and fines paid to the FIA.

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Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Spam Spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spam! Wonderful Spam!

Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings.

Isn't the sponsor a conflict of interest with Alan Shoe Trader?

Why are all the spammers on this forum selling shoes! First Allan Shoe Trader, then jormoo. Can't we have a spammer selling us f1 merchandise?

tristan1117 wrote:Why are all the spammers on this forum selling shoes!

After accidents or blown engines, all the F1 Rejects walked back to the paddock.

Too bad this one didn't leave an email address. I'd love to repeat the treatment Alan Shoe Shop got last time around.

Maybe jormoo wants to sponsor Brawn and got the wrong address?

Note - love the responses so I'm leaving the thread alive but locked!

The original Air Jordan shoes was released in February 1990, again designed by Hatfield. Some elements were the same from the Air Jordan shoes, but the Air Jordan 's most distinctive feature is arguably its reflective tongue. There was also another innovation: clear rubber soles. The soles gave the shoe a whole new and unique look, but it yellowed over time when exposed to moisture. To combat this problem, collectors stored the shoes in a cool, dry place with a desiccant at the soles, most commonly silica packs
The Jordan shoes also featured a base top with lace locks, making strapping on the shoe easy. The lacelock feature partly inspired the Air Jordan Spiz'ike. The Air Jordan model is considered to have the best structure and design to wear during basketball games and sold the most pairs of shoes from the Air Jordan line.many people buy jordan shoes.
Hatfield is believed to have drawn inspiration for the Air Jordan shoes from the World War II Mustang fighter plane; which is most notably visible in the shark teeth shapes on the midsole. The Air Jordan V was retroed in 2000 to great demand, including a new colorway featuring Michael Jordan's high school (Laney High) colors. In 2006 several re-retro V's had released including the very popular LS "Grape" V's, the LS "burgundy" V's, the popular "Fire-Red" V's, the "Green Bean" V's, and "Stealth Blue" V's. Along with the latter, a very limited laser design and the black/metallic/fire red colorways were released in early 2007.
In the month of May 2009, Air Jordan shoes confirmed the release of an "DMP II" consisting of two Air Jordan V's. In March, there has been recent picture leaks of this product, which is also referred as "The Raging Bull" Package. The most of the leaked pictures are of the first Jordan V color way which consist of a composition of buttery varsity red suede on the upper. Paired alongside the eye-catching color is black on the midsole, lace area, tongue and a crystal-clean sole and the classic 3M material.

I think I know why we keep on getting this sort of spam. The spammer has created a spambot that searches for particular words: in this case, there is a name which is used both by a basketball legend who sponsors training shoes and a defunct F1 team owned by an Irishman with a toupee.

To prevent the spambot from hitting again, I suggest an acronym for this team: THE TEAM THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED FOR FEAR OF SPAMMERS (TTTSNBNFFOS)

even better: Eddie's Buzzing Hornets (EBH)

Or even better Bitten Heroes
Now guess which Formula 1 game that reference is from

What did Allen Shoe Trader's spambot find here though? Who has the name "Allen" and is relevant to Formula 1?

Tricky.

And is the whole shoe theme something to do with a certain 7 time World Champion?

Anyway, at least this gives me another oppurtunity to reference Python - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y

I was just thinking, what is the point of this? Really? Would anyone on this forum be more likely to buy this brand of runners because they had seen them in a spam message on an F1 forum? It's seems like a waste of time.

I'm banning these guys and their IPs as we go, ladies and gents.

Might go back and merge this with the original and the best Allen Shoe Trader thread...!

shinji wrote:I was just thinking, what is the point of this? Really? Would anyone on this forum be more likely to buy this brand of runners because they had seen them in a spam message on an F1 forum? It's seems like a waste of time.

Perhaps, with BMW's withdrawal, they are putting themselves forward as potential sponsors for the F1 Rejects' bid to take over that slot.

Maybe they're planning to become "The official shoe provider for F1".

Here I thought show spam was another of Piquet's excuses for his dismal performance

muttley wrote:I think I know why we keep on getting this sort of spam. The spammer has created a spambot that searches for particular words: in this case, there is a name which is used both by a basketball legend who sponsors training shoes and a defunct F1 team owned by an Irishman with a toupee.

To prevent the spambot from hitting again, I suggest an acronym for this team: THE TEAM THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED FOR FEAR OF SPAMMERS (TTTSNBNFFOS)

even better: Eddie's Buzzing Hornets (EBH)

What, Eddie Jordan has a toupee? I always thought it was his real hair.
Edited to add: Though, I really like the name Eddie's Buzzing Hornets, it could be a band name, Eddie himself plays the drums, so you never know...

Oh, look. It's not shoes!