So in the spirit, there will be three competitions and you can enter all of them (although you can only win once...). Closing date is Monday 1st Feb 2016 at midnight GMT.
It looks very likely that McLaren Honda will be GP Rejects 2015 Reject of the year, so that is the theme.
1 - Haiku.
Take any aspect of McLaren Honda in 2015 and make a haiku, a three line poem that has 5, 7 and 5 syllables.
The F1 Rejects competition was about Takumo Sato and the winning entry was
Taku-mikaze,
your F1 career sadly
bonsai, not banzai
(https://web.archive.org/web/20061009163 ... index.html)
2 - Backronym
Take a name from any part of the McLaren Honda F1 team (including the team name McLaren Honda) and make up a backronym, which is making up a sentence using the first letter of the word in question.
The F1 Rejects competition was about Honda and My Earth Dream and the winning entry was
MY EARTH DREAM
Many Yen Expended, Awful Results, Though Helping Deliver 'Radical' Environmental Awareness Messages
(https://web.archive.org/web/20120512034 ... index.html)
3 - Caption
Take this picture and make a caption...
(https://web.archive.org/web/20070819180 ... index.html)
Prizes, yes there are real prizes.
You can win one of 6 signed (by the driver and not me) reject photos!
On offer is....
HWNSNBM (Hungary) in a Minardi PS04B - Our favourite reject in the car he scored a point in with an 8th in the 2004 USA GP
Piercarlo Ghinzani (Italy) in an Osella F1AE - PG entered 111 GPs with 76 starts, but only scored 2 points with a 5th in the Dallas GP in 1984. Which makes him the most entries and starts of any F1 reject.
Gabriele Tarquini (italy) in a Fondmetal GR-01 - GT entered 78 but only got 38 starts, but this puts him 2nd in F1 reject entries and holder of the most DNQs and DNPQs. Scored 1 point in an AGS JH-27B
Jean-Denis Délétraz (Switzerland) in a Pacific PR02 - JDD only entered 3 races but his reject status was given to him in the the first race with Jonathan Palmer saying "Yes Delétraz, really, here having no business in Formula One. And demonstrating it there: he's spending all of his modest effort, frankly, keeping the car on the road." as he retired being lapped 10 times. Managed to finished one race, 7 laps down...
Robert Moreno (Italy) in the Andrea Moda Formula S921. RM is not a reject but was in many Reject teams including Coloni, Eurobrun, Forti and Andrea Moda Formula that give him the honorary reject status.
Bruno Giacomelli (italy) in the Life Racing Engines F190. Journeyman driver BG score a podium with Alfa Romeo in 1981, but is more well known for his 7 year gap of F1 racing and DNPQing 12 times in the Life.
Just make a post and post all you entries in it, you can enter as many times in one or all competitions but only in a single post, so edit your post if you want to make more entries)! I will choose the three funniest in each competition and Winners will be notified by PM. My decision is final.
