F1 drivers as food

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F1 drivers as food

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Bertrand Baguette's upcoming test with Renault inspired me to start this one...

How about Johnny Sherbert or Lewis Spamilton?
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Kimi RyeSconeChicken

SandwichBread Vegetable

This is so much harder than I imagined
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Senokot laxatives are made with natural (Bruno) Senna.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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Weirdest. Thread. Ever.
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"Heinz Beans" Frentzen.
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Heinz Ketchup Frentzen -- complete with #57 on the car.

Paolo Barilla... come on... :P

Some fairly racist NASCAR blogger called JPM "Juan Pablo Montaco" once...

Marco/Michael/Mario Spaghetti :X

I do like Lewis Spamilton.

Sebastien Bourdais has been nicknamed SeaBass before.
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Fernando Garbanzo (...bean)
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Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable


I can't even fathom what this one might be!
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fjackdaw wrote:
Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable


I can't even fathom what this one might be!

I can't either. Everybody knows vegetables aren't food.
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Heinz Bean Frankfurter

Nico Hülkenberger

Lewis Hamilscone

Nick Cabbagefield
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Something a little more exotic:

Niki Bagnacauda http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagna_C%C3%A0uda
Robert Kapustnica http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kapustnica
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RejectSteve wrote:
fjackdaw wrote:
Jordan wrote:SandwichBread Vegetable


I can't even fathom what this one might be!

I can't either. Everybody knows vegetables aren't food.


Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel. :lol:
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lostpin wrote:Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel. :lol:


Haha - I think making puns requires more than just using the initial letter! :)
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fjackdaw wrote:
lostpin wrote:Hm... It might be Sebastian Vettel. :lol:


Haha - I think making puns requires more than just using the initial letter! :)

The first rule of this topic - there are no rules...
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Gerhard (beef)Berger

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-Giancarlo Baghetti (real name)
-Geki soup (a bit stupid but..)
-Emerson Fritticaldi
-Teritaki Inoue
-Gaston Marzzipane
-Andrea Sashimi
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I can't believe nobody has thought of this yet - Andrea De-cheddar cheese-aris!
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from the 50s-60s:

Stirling Mousse
Wolfgang von Tripe
Nino Farina
Luigi Pasta & Fagioli
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The Motorsport (Alian) Menu:

Niki Chowder
Clay Rigatoni
Bertrand Gateaux

followed by bar tender David Coulthard's Harvey Pitwallbangers
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Sebastian Vittel.
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extending it to team personel

Ross Prawn (i know someone on here has that nick)
Nick Fry-Up

Frank Toast
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Ok, ok, it was supposed to be Vettel, a tough far fetched I know

Giancarlo FishInAKettle?
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WeirdKerr wrote:Frank Toast


Actually its Franz Toast...
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Jam Toad... go figure who's that? :lol:
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Pancake Head.
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Every time I see Adam Parr I want to eat a Club Sandwich...
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-Rum Cacique Dennis
-Jan Salammiers

Heck, I'm creative today :lol:
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Alex Coffee
Alessandro Panini
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Betrand Baguette !!!! Gosh. Give this man a superlicence and and Renault drive immediately. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Best driver name since Hans Stuck.

Seriously I think its pointless to imagine anything that would be more funny.

Except Jenson Baton
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How could I forget... Antonio Pizzeria?
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Sour Seed.
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This thread is possibly 13 years in the making... any one remember the famous "Diniz in the Oven" headline?

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Giancarlic Fruitinella.
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Gerhard Cheeseburger
Cheeseay Mallya... or Cheeseay Velveeta
Andrea de Cheesaris... de Cheddaris?
Jean Denis Delecheese
Eddie Cheeser (only one letter needed to be changed. :D)
Micheesey Spoileretto
Luca Korbacikoer
Rubens Barricheddar
Velveetantonio Liuzzi
Ralf Cheesemacher
Jarno Toma

...and finally...
Aguri Sushi... SUSHI AGURI
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Luis Perez Salad
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I still regret that this thread isn't about using F1 drivers as food. Maybe in a future society, that will become necessary. Bagsy-me Juan Pablo Montoya.
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Juan Manuel Flangio
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Piri Piri McTartney?
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