Predicament Predictions - 2012 Canadian Grand Prix

[TomWazzleshaw]

Because the server's a crock of shite, the deadline has been moved to the conclusion of FP3 but penalties will still apply after that point.

Wizzie's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Raikkonen
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Button
5. Rosberg
6. Vettel
7. Webber
8. Di Resta
9. Grosjean
10. Senna

Pole: Alonso
Fastest lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Glock
ROTR: Cosworth (4 cars, four spectacular engine failures due to a manufacturing fault)
IIDOTR: Petrov (Hauls the Caterham into 11th place)
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

I decided to just roll a d20 for each of my choices and pick whichever car number comes up.

1. Alonso
2. Schumacher
3. Webber
4. Kovalainen (Luck with weather/crashes?)
5. Grosjean
6. Pérez
7. Massa
8. Vergne
9. Hülkenberg
10. di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: di Resta
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Hülkenberg (Throws away a podium by sliding off a horribly wet track)
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-qualifiers: none

[Dj_bereta]

2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Grosjean
2. Raikkonen
3. Rosberg
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. Vettel
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. Maldonado

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Petrov
ROTR: Alonso (Another unlucky race in montreal)
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Aerospeed]

Because the server's a crock of shite, the deadline has been moved to the conclusion of FP3 but penalties will still apply after that point.

It happens!

JeremyMcClean's Predictions
2012 Grand Prix du Canada
1. Vettel
2. Webber
3. Rosberg
4. Hamilton
5. Di Resta
6. Perez
7. Ricciardo
8. Kobayashi
9. Button
10. Hulkenburg

Pole: Vettel
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Petrov
ROTR: Button's gearbox
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: None

[WaffleCat]

WaffleCat's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Hamilton
2. Raikkonen
3. Perez
4. Vettel
5. Schumacher
6. Senna
7. Button
8. Kobayashi
9. Vergne
10. Grosjean

Pole: Schumacher
Fastest lap: Raikkonen(When closing down Hamilton in final laps)
First Retirement: De La Rosa
ROTR: Mercedes pit crew
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Webber
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: Karthikeyan

[Pamphlet]

It's that time of the year again. Wildcard time! Though, as the deadline is the end of FP3, it's highly likely that I'll change this in the meantime.

Pamphlet's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Massa
3. Schumacher
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Webber
7. Di Resta
8. Button
9. Raikkonen
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Schumacher
First retirement: Rosberg (engine failure?)
RotR: Lotus (they're nowhere. Again.)
IIDotR: Massa (PODIUM!)
DBTMotR: Grosjean (by virtue of sucking, beating the retired Rosberg in the process)
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: N/A

[the Masked Lapwing]

TMLW's predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Raikkonen
3. Schumacher
4. Webber
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Rosberg
8. Button
9. Senna
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest lap: Schumacher
First retirement: Ricciardo/Vergne
ROTR: Toro Rosso (Drivers take each other out at turn 1. Both immediately get sacked. I hope I'm wrong)
IIDOTR: Schumacher
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Pic (because the others retire )
DNQ: None

[pasta_maldonado]

pasta's predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Schumacher
4. Vettel
5. Raikkonen
6. Alonso
7. Webber
8. Button
9. Maldonado
10. Grosjean
Pole: Hamiltton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Petrov
ROTR: Brunno Senna (Goes Backwards after strong grid position)
IIDOTR: Schumacher
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Vergne (somehow keeps it on track amidst carnage)
DNQ: Cucumber chicane (stewards allow him to start)

[RonDenisDeletraz]

Crappy Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Button
2. Kobayashi
3. Rosberg
4. Raikkonen
5. Webber
6. Vettel
7. Massa
8. Ricciardo
9. Maldonaldo
10. Schumacher

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Senna
ROTR: Force India
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Ricciardo
Non-Qualifiers: None

Only 4 other drivers will finish, all of them for the "new" teams.

[the Masked Lapwing]

MLP: de la Rosa (somehow keeps it on track amidst carnage)

In what universe is PDLR a rookie?

[pasta_maldonado]

MLP: de la Rosa (somehow keeps it on track amidst carnage)

In what universe is PDLR a rookie?

Slight error there I was thinking of HRT

[Ataxia]

BLN's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix, eh.
1. Grosjean
2. Hamilton
3. Raikkonen
4. Alonso
5. Rosberg
6. Vettel
7. Webber
8. Kobayashi
9. Button
10. di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Kobayashi
First Retirement: Karthikeyan
ROTR: The Protests - they turn out to be shite and generally laughable. What's that all aboot?
IIDOTR: Grosjean
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Londoner]

East Londoner's Predictions
Canadian Grand Prix

1. Raikkonen
2. Hamilton
3. Button
4. Webber
5. Massa
6. Scumacher
7. Grosjean
8. Vettel
9. Di Resta
10. Senna

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First retirement: The incredible Hulk meets his match with the Wall of Champions
ROTR: Vettel (stupid defensive chop puts Alonso out of the race and ruins his own)
IIDOTR: Kovalainen (12th place beckons)
DBTMOTR: Hulkenberg
MLP: Grosjean
DNQ: None

[Phoenix]

Phoenix's predictions for the 2012 Canadian GP:

1.- Hamilton
2.- Button
3.- Alonso
4.- Rosberg
5.- Schumacher
6.- di Resta
7.- Maldonado
8.- Webber
9.- Hülkenberg
10.- Massa

Pole position: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
RotR: Vettel
IIDotR: Kovalainen
DBTMotR: Senna
MLP: Pic
DNQs: no

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix

1. Räikkönen
2. Webber
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Grosjean
6. Rosberg
7. Kobayashi
8. Massa
9. Ricciardo
10. Senna

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Vergne
IIDOTR: Räikkönen
DBTMOTR: Pérez
MLP: Grosjean
DNQ: None

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Perdictions:

2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Hamilton
2. Webber
3. Button
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Rosberg
7. Shumacher
8. Raikkonen
9. Grosjean
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Petrov
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[QuickYoda41]

QuickYoda41's Perdictions:

2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Schumacher
2. Massa
3. Hamilton
4. Webber
5. Alonso
6. Räikkönen
7. Rosberg
8. Kobayashi
9. Kovalainen
10. Di Resta

Pole: Schumacher
Fastest lap: Vergne
First Retirement: Maldonado (Wall of Champions, 1st lap)
ROTR: Canadian students
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Karthikeyan
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: None

[ranig]

Ranig's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Rosberg
2. Button
3. Hamilton
4. Schumacher
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Raikkonen
8. Kobayashi
9. Vergne
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Schumacher
Fastest lap: Kobayashi
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Massa
IIDOTR: Vergne
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Klon]

Klon's Predictions Made By Smashing The Keyboard And Taking A Driver Which Begins With The First Letter Hit
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Button
2. Hamilton
3. Rosberg
4. Massa
5. Senna
6. Vergne
7. Alonso
8. Grosjean
9. Ricciardo
10. Kobayashi

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Webber
ROTR: Lotus (fail to profit from chaotic race)
IIDOTR: Toro Rosso (profits from chaotic race)
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: None[/quote]

[Sunshine_Baby_[IT]]

Sunshine's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Hamilton
2. Button
3. Webber
4. Rosberg
5. Alonso
6. Vergne
7. Massa
8. Raikkonen
9. Hulkenberg
10. Grosjean

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Button
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Kovalainen
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: Karthikeyan

[Priceless]

I missed the last few rounds, but it's good to be back in...

Priceless' Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Fernando Alonso
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Sebastian Vettel
5. Kimi Räikkönen
6. Felipe Massa
7. Nico Rosberg
8. Bruno Senna
9. Paul di Resta
10. Heikki Kovalainen

Pole: Michael Schumacher
Fastest lap: Kimi Räikkönen
First Retirement: Mark Webber/Pastor Maldonado (crash with both drivers out)
ROTR: Toro Rosso (has a hard time battling Petrov, and trundle around until both drivers retire)
IIDOTR: Heikki Kovalainen
DBTMOTR: Narain Karthikeyan
Minor League Premiership: Charles Pic (last one standing)
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Bleu]

2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Schumacher
4. Vettel
5. Räikkönen
6. Alonso
7. Webber
8. Di Resta
9. Grosjean
10. Maldonado

Pole: Schumacher
Fastest lap: Vergne
First Retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Button
IIDOTR: di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Boomstick]

Boomstick's 2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Hamilton
2. Maldonado
3. Rosberg
4. Webber
5. Räikkönen
6. Alonso
7. Vettel
8. Button
9. Senna
10. Massa

Pole: Schumacher
Fastest lap: Vergne
First Retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: Schumacher
IIDOTR: Maldonado
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Senna
Non-Qualifiers: None

[mario]

2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Raikkonen
2. Hamilton
3. Rosberg
4. Grosjean
5. Alonso
6. Button
7. Schumacher
8. Vettel
9. Webber
10. Di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Pic
ROTR: Toro Rosso
IIDOTR: Di Resta
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[tristan1117]

tristan1117's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:
1. Schumacher
2. Raikkonen
3. Alonso
4. Rosberg
5. Webber
6. Vettel
7. Grosjean
8. Kobayashi
9. Massa
10. Di Resta

Pole: Raikkonen
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Kartikeyan
ROTR: Pirelli
IIDOTR: Schumacher
DBTMOTR: Perez
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Sublime_FA11C]

2012 The Loonie Grand Prix:

1 Rosberg
2 Alonso
3 Webber
4 Grosjean
5 Button
6 Senna
7 Massa
8 Hamilton
9 Vettel
10 Kobayashi

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Grosjean
First Retirement: Perez-san
ROTR: McLaren (Strategy)
IIDOTR: Senna
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Ed24]

Ed24's Predictions
2012 Canadian Grand Prix:

1. Raikkonen
2. Schumacher
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Massa
6. Webber
7. Vettel
8. Rosberg
9. Perez
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Massa
First Retirement: Senna
ROTR: Senna
IIDOTR: Schumacher
DBTMOTR: Senna
Minor League Premiership: Ricciardo
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Shizuka]

Almost late prediction

1. Alonso
2. Vettel
3. Rosberg
4. Webber
5. Hamilton
6. Massa
7. Button
8. Grosjean
9. Räikkönen
10. Perez

Pole: Vettel
Fastest lap: Alonso
First Retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: Whoever hits the Wall of Champions - I think it will be Schumacher this year!
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[Nuppiz]

Too busy to make anything sensible, therefore, utter randomness!

1. Vettel
2. Rosberg
3. Webber
4. Alonso
5. Räikkönen
6. Schumacher
7. Grosjean
8. Massa
9. Perez
10. di Resta

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Räikkönen
First Retirement: Reverend McDonald
ROTR: Hamilton - forgets that a red light means stop, again.
IIDOTR: Kovalainen - edges out a 12th place
DBTMOTR: Kobayashi
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None

[TomWazzleshaw]

Almost late prediction

Almost late? Dude, the deadline's not for another day

[Shizuka]

Almost late prediction

Almost late? Dude, the deadline's not for another day

Yeah, but I usually do this on Tuesday or Wednesday...

[Minardi Man]

Minardi Man's Predictions
2012 Jacques Grand Prix:
1. Raikkonen
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Button
5. Webber
6. Koboyashi
7. Rosberg
8. Perez
9. Hulkenburg
10. Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Raikonen
First Retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: Schumacher (takes out Grosjean along with maybe one or two others with a silly crash)
IIDOTR: Raikonen
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Vergne
Non-Qualifiers: None

EDIT: Forgot about Sauber!

[dr-baker]

Because the server's a crock of shite, the deadline has been moved to the conclusion of FP3 but penalties will still apply after that point.

Oh thank goodness. I only got back from a short break to Ireland yesterday and I still haven't caught up with the HUNDREDS of posts on this forum. I'll do this once I've done so... If it's not time for bed by then.

[dr-baker]

1. Hamilton
2. Perez
3. Hulkenberg
4. Button
5. Alonso
6. Vettel
7. Webber
8. Rosberg
9. Senna
10. Massa

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: GRSJN (into Wall of Champions)
ROTR: animals on track or Vettel
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Grosjean
Non-Qualifiers: None


Yeah, yeah, I know I have GRSJN for both 1st retirement and MLP. It's my prediction and I'm sticking with it. So .

[Aerospeed]

Yeah, yeah, I know I have GRSJN for both 1st retirement and MLP. It's my prediction and I'm sticking with it. So .

Now this... Just breaks all logic. If GRRJJNN gets MLP but retires first, where does Pic, Ricciardo and Vergne turn up???

[pasta_maldonado]

Yeah, yeah, I know I have GRSJN for both 1st retirement and MLP. It's my prediction and I'm sticking with it. So .

Now this... Just breaks all logic. If GRRJJNN gets MLP but retires first, where does Pic, Ricciardo and Vergne turn up???

To make that work, Pic, Ricciardo and Verne must either DNQ or fail to start, both of which are unlikely.

[dr-baker]

Yeah, yeah, I know I have GRSJN for both 1st retirement and MLP. It's my prediction and I'm sticking with it. So .

Now this... Just breaks all logic. If GRRJJNN gets MLP but retires first, where does Pic, Ricciardo and Vergne turn up???

OK, so I'm hedging my bets. Get over it... It'll be my loss of potential points!

[DanielPT]

DanielPT's Predictions
2012 Gilles Grand Prix:

1. Hamilton
2. Schumacher
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Webber
6. Rosberg
7. Raikkonen
8. Grrrrjjjjjjnnnnnnn
9. Hulkenberg
10. Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Raikkonen
First Retirement: Senna (Wall of champions again)
ROTR: Montreal Students
IIDOTR: Schumacher
DBTMOTR: Massa
Minor League Premiership: Grrrrjjjjjjnnnnnnn
Non-Qualifiers: None

[AdrianSutil]

AdrianSutil's predictions:
2012 Grand Prix du Canada of usually carnage, some rain and unexpected points for smaller teams.

1. Hamilton
2. Vettel
3. Alonso
4. Webber
5. Button
6. Massa
7. Di Resta
8. Kobayashi
9. Rosberg
10. Kovalainen

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Vettel
First Retirement: Schumacher returns to the famous wall
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Kovalainen
MLP: Pic (oh yeah!)
DNQ: Nobody

[RealRacingRoots]

RRR's Predictions
The 2012 Grand Prix in the right country, but the wrong bloody timezone.
1. Massa
2. Hamilton
3. Alonso
4. Vettel
5. Di Resta
6. Webber
7. Rosberg
8. Hulkemberg
9. Kobayashi
10. Vernge

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Di Resta
First Retirement: Kovalainen
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: De La Rosa (11th does that)
DBTMOTR: Schumacher
Minor League Premiership: Vernge
Non-Qualifiers: None