2012 Canadian Grand Prix Discussion Thread

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:21

Massa pits, and comes out in 20th, at the end of the pack.
That's not going to help his situation...

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx · Post by **MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:21

Schumacher and di Resta pit

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:24

Oh ho ho, Vettel is struggling! This is gonna be a mammoth tussle between him, Hamilton and Alonso!

Bunsen not doing well.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:24

Dustiest pitlane ever

Minardi Man · Post by **Minardi Man** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:24

Oh look some racing at the front :lol:

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:26

Hey Mclaren, can we not choke on the bathplug pit stop this time?

YESSSSS!!!!!

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:26

Hamilton past Vettel!

Minardi Man · Post by **Minardi Man** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:27

F1000X wrote:Hey Mclaren, can we not choke on the bathplug pit stop this time?

Still good enough! somehow...

Besides, it looked more like Hamilton sleeping on the job.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:28

Ferrari going to keep Alonso out too long again?

ETA - No!

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:29

East Londoner wrote:Hamilton past Vettel!

YES! Come on Hamilton, make the finger look like Deletraz

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:29

Ubik wrote:Ferrari going to keep Alonso out too long again?

It worked though. Bring on the three-way battle I say!

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:31

RMN GRRRRRSJJJJJNNNN leading - is the Lotus going great in warm conditions?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:34

Is Jenson Button the new Felipe Massa?

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:35

Karthikeyan fails. And retires.

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx · Post by **MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:35

Next performer Mr.Karthikeyan 1 3/4 turn spin through 300 degrees-technical ability 3.4 artistic impression 5.7

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:35

East Londoner wrote:Karthikeyan fails. And retires.

The first sentence pretty much sums up the whole season of his. :lol:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:36

Typical, when it Narains, it pours.

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx · Post by **MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:37

Glock out.

Meh maybe not.Stuppid Five Live Extra

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:37

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx wrote:Glock out.

was he in the race....

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:39

And Docklands Light Railway has terminated his service in the pits.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:39

pedro out

brakea

GwilymJJames · Post by **GwilymJJames** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:40

Valencia shall be HRT's Race.

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx · Post by **MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:41

WeirdKerr wrote:
MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx wrote:Glock out.

was he in the race....

Probably not. Five Live Extra need to learn-when a car pits, the driver has pitted the car. If you say the driver has stopped the car without specifying where,we assume he is out

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:41

Nearly 30 laps in, and a Mr B. Senna is currently stuck behind both Caterhams. :lol:

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:44

East Londoner wrote:Nearly 30 laps in, and a Mr B. Senna is currently stuck behind both Caterhams.

On track for my prediction of ROTR.... :twisted:

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:46

Hamilton/McLaren sticking with 'Plan A'. Good, because Plan B is an absolute chav.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:47

Perez is a one-stopper - definitely not unexpected, and he will make it stick

Ed24 · Post by **Ed24** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:48

pasta_maldonado wrote:
East Londoner wrote:Nearly 30 laps in, and a Mr B. Senna is currently stuck behind both Caterhams.

On track for my prediction of ROTR....

Hard to go past Button though!

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:52

HRT's are out, Webber's doing nothing. Meh. At least Ricciardo's ahead of Vergne for once...

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:55

go grrrrrrrrrrrjjjjjnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 18:59

It has come to my attention that sometime around April, Jenson Button was kidnapped, with an identical doppelganger that has none of Button's driving skills replacing him. A reward of many HWNSNBM points to anyone who can locate the real Jenson Button.

Post by **Londoner** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:02

Oh boy, Schumi's DRS is stuck open. :lol:

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:03

East Londoner wrote:It has come to my attention that sometime around April, Jenson Button was kidnapped, with an identical doppelganger that has none of Button's driving skills replacing him. A reward of many HWNSNBM points to anyone who can locate the real Jenson Button.

Someone with the driving skills of Giovanna Amati, obviously. Maybe it is Giovanna Amati...

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:04

Wow, Schumacher's had everything go wrong this year :lol:

S951 · Post by **S951** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:04

nein!! schumacher out

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:06

East Londoner wrote:It has come to my attention that sometime around April, Jenson Button was kidnapped, with an identical doppelganger that has none of Button's driving skills replacing him. A reward of many HWNSNBM points to anyone who can locate the real Jenson Button.

That is the real Button, ponder instead what type of doppelgänger replaced him in early 2009. Thankfully this year starts to expose again what people knew before 2008: that Jenson Button is nothing but a midfielder with questionable talents.

If you'd told my 10 years old self that I'd someday pity Schumacher for all the troubles he's having, he would have laughed. Seriously, there is bad luck and then there is this.

Henrique · Post by **Henrique** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:06

For the first time in my life, I feel sorry for Schumacher. That was just bad luck.

MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx · Post by **MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:06

Drive through for Vergne-pit lane speeding

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:08

East Londoner wrote:Ron Dennis being interviewed by Sky. Can anyone translate what he's saying from Ronspeak to English?

'Yes, of course McLaren have developed the car to suit Lewis this year because they don't want diddums to leave.'

That's what it was in my head anyway, the brain switches off the moment his mouth opens.

Ferrarist · Post by **Ferrarist** » 10 Jun 2012, 19:09

East Londoner wrote:It has come to my attention that sometime around April, Jenson Button was kidnapped, with an identical doppelganger that has none of Button's driving skills replacing him. A reward of many HWNSNBM points to anyone who can locate the real Jenson Button.

I have some suggestions:

The real Button...
...is made to think he is a chicken due to a bad hypnotist.
...is knocked unconscious by Barney at Moe's Tavern in an argument over the greatest British prime minister of all time (Pitt the Elder or Lord Palmerston)
...overdoses on nerve tonic, resulting in an extreme case of Sotos syndrome (cerebral gigantism).
...is arrested by the incompetent police force because they assume he is guilty of every unsolved crime that took place in New York City and faces six consecutive life sentences.
...disappears in the "Melbourne Mystery Spot," which is apparently a portal to another dimension.
...is distracted by rescuing a woman and her possessions from a house fire.
...is kicked off the team by Martin Whitmarsh for refusing to shave his non-existent sideburns.
...is hospitalized due to radiation poisoning from working in the plant.