Ataxia wrote:Wizzie wrote:For hire: Selected drivers within the MRT Young Driver Program. Able to participate in Pacific Rim Cup or FRENCH. Come with F2 and F3 experience. Call 'Mad Uncle' Melrose on 555-8468 266633
*ring ring*
...Hello, is that the "Dancing With The Devil" Driver Program? We could use a driver for FRENCH...
Please, no no no, you don't want to degrade yourself like this. Instead, IBR can offer you some quality product. Macklin is a has-been, Pascal is a nobody, Taki is completely hopeless, and Joel Melrose is a straight up nutcase. Please, choose a selection of our top talents...
Marcel Agyemang-Badu. Bastiaan van Nieuwenhuijzen. Dan Greenlaw. Mineiro. Olafur Ragnar Hannesson. These are all top names in junior circles. Far above any broken product MRT can offer.
This applies to many drivers - if you are a top team in FRENCH, we have a top talent for you. Need to call us? Don't worry, we already knew you did, so we sent you a private jet to take to IBR's factory in Parma, to discuss your driver needs. Because we're not amateurs, unlike a certain Australian-German hybrid 'team'.