Infinite Improbability Drive of the Race - 2014 UK

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based on the assumption that, at any moment in time, there is a non-zero probability that even the slowest, most inexperienced and least reliable of underdogs might win the race. That under every rock, there might be a gold nugget. This is the award for that first podium that we all celebrate, for the overtake no-one was expecting, for JEV's first win. This is the award, in short, for the driver or team that makes you go "Woah! Where did THAT come from?!".



Just remember: this is a feel-good award, that will focus on nothing but track action.
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Bottas and Alonso. Valtteri enjoyed a great race with plenty of overtakes and could easily cruise to the finish line whereas Fernando had an epic battle with Vettel.
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1. Bottas
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1- Alonso
2- Bottas
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1) Bottas
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1 - Bottas: 14th to 2nd. Amazing recovery.

2 - Button: 4th with that underdog car. His dad is proud in the heavens for sure.
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1 Bottas
2 Alonso

HM to Ricky for somehow managing to do only 1 stop and Vettel for putting his overtaking doubts to bed
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1) Valteri Bottas: 77 did a titanic race that deserved a win

2)Fernando Alonso: The Matador put that shaitebox in places it don't belong

Honorable mentions to Sebastian Vettel (the battle of the champions), Daniel Ricciardo (still ahead of Seb), Jenson Button (Papa Smurf would be proud, JB)

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1) bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas bottas
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1. Bottas
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1. The Alonso/Vettel battle. One of the greatest on track fights we've seen in years, made even better by their hilarious whining about track limits! :lol: :lol:
2. Jenson Button - I expected him to drop like a rock and finish like about 7th. Almost snagging a podium surely puts him back in the good books.
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1. Alonso
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1. Valtteri Bottas: Simply brilliant. I thought it would be possible for him to get a seventh or eighth place in a perfect race, but a podium was unexpected.
2. (shared, 2 points for each): Fernando Alonso: Like Bottas, he had a great recovery from a bad grid position.
Sebastian Vettel: Best overtaking move of the race if not the whole season!
Jules Bianchi: Did the best he could with the car he had. Almost made Q3 and was close to the points until he pitted. Dropping down was inevitable, but he still destroyed the other backmarkers.
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1. Bottas
2. The "Alonso vs Vettel" battle (3 points each for both drivers)

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Difficult to put these into a ranking, even though it's quite easy in terms of which 2 to pick.

1) Alonso - For those balls out overtaking moves on so many other cars, I think Alonso edges it.

2) Bottas - I so wanted Lewis's car to break down to a) annoy the hell out of the crowd who don't realise that he's not fit to lace Mansell's boots and b) to reward Bottas's brilliant climb through the field.
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1. Bottas, for a great drive to 2nd.
2. Bianchi, not only for his excellent qualifying, but also for keeping the midfield behind him and staying in 12th position for the first half of the race.
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1.Alonso
2. Bottas

I think it's just a case of deciding the order between these two, personally, but I'd just about give it to Alonso
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1. #BO77AS
2. Alonso

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SeedStriker wrote:1) Valteri Bottas: 77 did a titanic race that deserved a win

2)Fernando Alonso: The Matador put that shaitebox in places it don't belong

Honorable mentions to Sebastian Vettel (the battle of the champions), Daniel Ricciardo (still ahead of Seb), Jenson Button (Papa Smurf would be proud, JB)

The Clash of the Titans Award goes to The Battle of Champions: Alonso and Vettel doing a seemingly long lost art in F1: actual dogfighting

I'd say that is a pretty fair summary - I'd put Bottas slightly ahead of Alonso since, although the F14T is probably the worse car and it's perhaps more impressive to see Alonso make up that much ground, he was also the only driver to be warned for persistently cutting the track limits (he was shown the black and white flag), which does detract a little from his driving.
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1. Bottas
2. Bianchi

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1. Alonso - even by his standards, that was ridiculous. Except his seeming to have no conception of what track limits were, those initial overtakes and racing Vettel were just glorious to behold.
2. Button - would've been nice to see him on the podium.

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1. Bottas
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1. #80ttas - Drove a brilliant race, excellent pace throughout. A definite star.
2. Alonso - Might have actually finished ahead of Vettel if it weren't for the 5 second penalty.
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1. Bottas- monster of a drive from the boy!
2. Button- to be only a couple of seconds off the podium in this year's McLaren is nothing short of remarkable.
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1) Valterri Bottas: Excellent recovery from a poor position on the grid.

2) Jenson Button: Made the most of his talents in changeable conditions and held fairly well despite faster cars around him.

Honourable Mentions: Fernando Alonso - Another excellent recovery and some incredible overtaking manoeuvres; Sebastian Vettel - For coming out the victor in that dice with Alonso.
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1. Bottas - Nice to see him get another podium
2. Vettel - Genuinely impressed me with his overtaking and defending. Had a good drive today.
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1. Bottas: 14th to 2nd. Nuff said.

2. Alonso: Still finished well despite the stop-go penalty.
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1) Bottas - Incredible recovery drive, expected maybe 8th.

2) Button - Might have started 3rd but with Hamilton, Ricciardo and co it was likely he'd drop down to around 7th accounting for recovering drivers like Alonso. Fact he beat Vettel home was immense
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1. Bottas - was anybody else watching Bottas and thinking of some of John Watson's incredible drives from the back of the grid in Detroit and Long Beach back in 1982/1983?

2. Alonso - he really deserves a better car than the F14T

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1. Alonso
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I'll go for Bottas and Alonso as well.

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1. Bottas
2. Ricciardo - because running for 37 laps on a set of mediums at Silverstone is pretty damn incredible.
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AustralianStig wrote:1. Bottas
2. Ricciardo - because running for 37 laps on a set of mediums at Silverstone is pretty damn incredible.


Mediums? You sure? I thought only the Ferraris started on hards?
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