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The Formula Pun Thread

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Welcome to the Formula Pun thread, the place for making others groan at dodgy (or not) motorsport related puns.
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I Love this kind of stuff, this will be Trulli awesome :P !
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Ahh, trying to take the off-topicness out of the rest of the forum by putting it in one place? A Token effort :P
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Hopefully this thread will be rial-ly amusing. I think we'll have the Pic of F1 rejects humour
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I can only point to my sig for some F1 puns :P
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Oh kimi a break with all these puns
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It was a Truli Messi World Cup Final for Biglia.

I remember all those Math related puns in a thread which clearly went off tangent.
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All the puns in this thread are Rially and Trulli awesome :D
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Some are pretty Lam-y though..
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This site will never go down-Hill with puns.
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2004 was a Trulli Awful season
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Gotta keep these puns Klien - there are Christians on here!

And all these Trulli puns are trulli awful - they take the piss(ton)!
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ThATS the worst idea ever.
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dr-baker wrote:Gotta keep these puns Klien - there are Christians on here!

Speaking of Christians, baker, did you go to Mass on Sunday?
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tommykl wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Gotta keep these puns Klien - there are Christians on here!

Speaking of Christians, baker, did you go to Mass on Sunday?

We don't have Communion/Eucharist/Mass every Sunday, but I am at church most Sunday mornings, if I am not at the alternative known as Brands Hatch (or occasionally Silverstone, Rockingham, Donington, Thruxton, Monza, etc). Why did you ask? Was there something special about this particular Sunday?
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dr-baker wrote:
tommykl wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Gotta keep these puns Klien - there are Christians on here!

Speaking of Christians, baker, did you go to Mass on Sunday?

We don't have Communion/Eucharist/Mass every Sunday, but I am at church most Sunday mornings, if I am not at the alternative known as Brands Hatch (or occasionally Silverstone, Rockingham, Donington, Thruxton, Monza, etc). Why did you ask? Was there something special about this particular Sunday?

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That post Did Not Qualify did it? I Phil Hill silly now.
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Isle of Man is a Coloni of England, right? :P
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If you want to be Pacific, it's a Crown Dependancy.
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This might be an A1 idea now, but soon it's going to need a boost from Red Bull to stay on its feet.
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Pons? Formula Pons in the Olympics?!
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The German Grand Prix could get FRICing ridiculous this weekend...
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dr-baker wrote:The German Grand Prix could get FRICing ridiculous this weekend...

Every time comes up with some new simtek-nology, it gets banned.
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Moderators, please glock this thread!
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This wrote:Moderators, please glock this thread!
Why should this be glocked? Those puns made me Phil Rially happy! (OK, I'll stop now :lol: )
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Ugh, i'm getting really tyred reading these puns.

I best go for Forti winks
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FullMetalJack wrote:Ugh, i'm getting really tyred reading these puns.

I best go for Forti winks


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We need strong Will Power to Max-out the pun potential of this thread.
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*Waits for Dr Baker to make Virgin puns*
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I think we need to Checo the quality of these puns.
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That was Alesi pun sw31shida, you can do better.
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Excuse me? I'd like to inform you that I'm hell Benetton making this work.
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This wrote:*Waits for Dr Baker to make Virgin puns*

Well, these are starting to be Virgin on the ridiculous...
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dr-baker wrote:
This wrote:*Waits for Dr Baker to make Virgin puns*

Well, these are starting to be Virgin on the ridiculous...

They still Caterham to my taste....
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
This wrote:*Waits for Dr Baker to make Virgin puns*

Well, these are starting to be Virgin on the ridiculous...

They still Caterham to my taste....


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Easy now, no need to get aggressive. Let's calm down with a Caffi and a Berger.
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sw3ishida wrote:Easy now, no need to get aggressive. Let's calm down with a Caffi and a Berger.

I wonder who could drink the Moss Caffi?
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dr-baker wrote:
sw3ishida wrote:Easy now, no need to get aggressive. Let's calm down with a Caffi and a Berger.

I wonder who could drink the Moss Caffi?

Let's find out! Just let me get my Boutsen and I'll be out in a second.
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Biscione wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
sw3ishida wrote:Easy now, no need to get aggressive. Let's calm down with a Caffi and a Berger.

I wonder who could drink the Moss Caffi?

Let's find out! Just let me get my Boutsen and I'll be out in a second.

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