Predicament Predictions - 2014 Abby Dabby GP

[Shizuka]

Let's do this one more time for the season.

Deadline is the start of Q1, because we are delayed.

Edit: double points

2014 Double Pointlessness

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Vettel
4. Ricciardo
5. Alonso
6. Bottas
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Räikkönen
10. Vergne

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Double points
IIDOTR: Stevens
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Double points

[dr-baker]

2014 How About No Double Points, eh Bernie? Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Massa
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Hulkenberg
9. Ricciardo
10. Stevens

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Will Stevens
ROTR: Caterham. Or possibly Marussia?
IIDOTR: Will Stevens
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Will Stevens

[CoopsII]

I don't do this, and I won't until Bertrand Gachot has his criminal conviction over-turned (#justiceforbertie23yearstoolate), but may I ask if there's double points available for this too?

[W12]

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Massa
4. Vettel
5. Bottas
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Ricciardo
9. Magnussen
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: Räikkönen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Stevens

[Miguel98]

2014 "Rosberg must win title" Abby Dabby Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Ricciardo
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Raikkonen
7. Bottas
8. Massa
9. Hulk
10. Gutierrez

Pole Position: Lewis Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Lewis Hamilton
First Retirement: Will Stevens
ROTR: Lewis Hamilton (chokes the title away)
IIDOTR: Gutierrez
DBTMOTR: Perez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Dj_bereta]

2014 Sauber last hope Grand Prix

1. Vettel
2. Ricciardo
3. Rosberg
4. Alonso
5. Bottas
6. Button
7. Perez
8. Raikkonen
9. Gutierrez
10. Grosjean

Pole Position: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton (crashes with Massa, again)
IIDOTR: Gutierrez
DBTMOTR: Magnussen
MLP: Stevens
DNQ: None

Double points

[FMecha]

2014 Infinity Shooting Hoops Grand Prix (just like the race, I'll use my DOUBLE POINTS joker)

1. Vettel
2. Ricciardo
3. Bottas
4. Massa
5. Alonso
6. Hulkenberg
7. Raikkonen
8. Perez
9. Magnussen
10. Sutil

Pole: Hamilton
FL: Alonso
First retirement: The Mercedes duo, after an attempt at repeating Suzuka '89/'90
ROTR: Motorsport journalism for overhyping the crash
IIDOTR: Sutil
DBTMOTR: Gutierrez
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[tommykl]

tommykl's Predictions
2014 "We are the fans who say "NICO"!" Grand Prix

1. Rosberg
2. Bottas
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Massa
6. Ricciardo
7. Vettel
8. Button
9. Räikkönen
10. Kvyat

Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Gutiérrez
ROTR: Sutil (9th halfway through, then crashes out)
IIDOTR: Sutil (9th halfway through, then crashes out)
DBTMOTR: Vergne (by default)
MLP: Kvyat
DNQ: Stevens (allowed to start)

[SgtPepper]

Probably missing thanks to seeing the Stones in Auckland season finale.

Double Points

1. Rosberg
2. Bully
3. Hamilton
4. Alonso
5. Vettel
6. Button
7. Bottas
8. Kimi
9. Massa
10. Kvyat

Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Maldonado
ROTR: The Sky team - because they'll be unbearable no matter who wins, just for different reasons.
IIDOTR: Bully
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Kvyat

[UncreativeUsername37]

2014 DHL Formula One World Championship® Double Points Spectacular at Abu Dhabi by Etihad Airways
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Massa
6. Vettel
7. Alonso
8. Hulkenberg
9. Button
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First Ret: Stevens
ROTR: Eric Boullier (no idea why)
IIDOTR: Kobayashi
DBTMOTR: Maldonado
IBQEOTR: Vergne
MLP: Magnussen

[DOSBoot]

DOSBoot's Predictions

2014 Anti Climactic Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Bottas
4. Massa
5. Riccardo
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Vettel
9. Hulkenburg
10. Perez

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Force India
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[Bleu]

2014 United Arab Emirates Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Vettel
5. Alonso
6. Bottas
7. Button
8. Massa
9. Hülkenberg
10. Magnussen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Hülkenberg
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: Stevens, Kobayashi

[RAK]

2014 "And tell me again why this desert wasteland hosts the finale" Grand Prix

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Massa
4) Ricciardo
5) Alonso
6) Bottas
7) Vettel
8) Magnussen
9) Raikkonen
10) Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Rosberg
First Retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Caterham
IIDOTR: Hamilton - keeping double points from becoming a factor
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Double Points - to keep with the spirit of the race...

[Normal32]

2014 <insert text here> Grand Prix

1) Rosberg
2) Massa
3) Bottas
4) Ricciardo
5) Raikkonen
6) Alonso
7) Vettel
8) Magnussen
9) Kobayashi
10) Stevens

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Tyre wear
IIDOTR: Caterham
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: N/A

[Meatwad]

Meatwad's predictions

2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Where Everything Is Double!
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Magnussen
9. Kvyat
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Double points
IIDOTR: Stevens
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

Meatwad's predictions

2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix Where Everything Is Double!
1. Hamilton
2. Rosberg
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Magnussen
9. Kvyat
10. Räikkönen

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Kobayashi
ROTR: Double points
IIDOTR: Stevens
DBTMOTR: Grosjean
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[More_Blue_Flags]

2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix (with record-breaking levels of Lewisteria no matter what happens)

1) Hamilton
2) Rosberg
3) Ricciardo
4) Vettel
5) Alonso
6) Bottas
7) Magnussen
8) JEV
9) Kvyat
10) Button

Pole: Hamilton
Fastest Lap: Hamilton (together with more bloody 'Hammertime' from Crofty)
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Williams manage to make yet another bad tactical call that takes Massa out of contention (this time, with the added bonus of making our mate Finbarr look like a professional)
IIDOTR: Renault power units - both the Red Bulls and Toro Rossos hold up better than expected
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[roblo97]

2014 Abu Double Grand Prix

1. Ricciado
2. Vettel
3. Bottas
4. Massa
5. Perez
6. Alonso
7. Button
8. Hulkenberg
9. Vergne
10. Kyvat

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Vettel
First retirement: Hamilton and Rosberg for their first lap collision
ROTR: Hamilton and Rosberg for their first lap collision
IIDOTR: Will Stevens
DBTMOTR: Magnussen
MLP: Kyvat
DNQ: 0

[GwilymJJames]

Double points

1. Rosberg
2. Vettel
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Massa
6. Perez
7. Button
8. Alonso
9. Raikkonen
10. Hulkenberg

Pole: Rosberg
Fastest lap: Rosberg
First retirement: Vergne
ROTR: Hamilton's rear right option tyre.
IIDOTR: Rosberg
DBTMOTR: Hamilton
MLP: Kyvat
DNQ: Stevens

[Rocks with Salt]

2014 Duel in the Desert Grand Prix
Rocks with Salt's Predictions

1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo
4. Bottas
5. Vettel
6. Alonso
7. Massa
8. Magnussen
9. Hulkenberg
10. Raikkonen

Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Gutierrez
ROTR: The Stewards
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
RandomBot's Predictions

1. Bottas
2. Kvyat
3. Rosberg
4. Raikkonen
5. Alonso
6. Massa
7. Vergne
8. Magnussen
9. Stevens
10. Kobayashi

Pole Position: Massa
Fastest Lap: Massa
First Retirement: Grosjean
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Perez
DBTMOTR: Bottas
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[LolLola]

2014 Abu Double GP

1. Hamilton
2. Massa
3. Bottas
4. Ricciardo
5. Button
6. Hulkenberg
7. Perez
8. Vettel
9. Alonso
10. Raikkonen

Pole Position: Rosberg
Fastest Lap: Ricciardo
First Retirement: Kvyat
ROTR: Me, for experimenting how much penalty I'm going to get with this post
IIDOTR: Massa
DBTMOTR: Magnussen
MLP: Magnussen
DNQ: None

[UncreativeUsername37]

ROTR: Me, for experimenting how much penalty I'm going to get with this post

I predict Schumacher-esque total disqualification.

[Dj_bereta]

ROTR: Me, for experimenting how much penalty I'm going to get with this post

I predict Schumacher-esque total disqualification.

+ the reject of the predicament predictions of Abu Dhabi.