Caption this!

AdrianBelmonte_ · Post by **AdrianBelmonte_** » 21 Dec 2014, 22:07

Let me explain, I made the picture just for laugh about all those skinny/fat/anything-shaming pictures that everybody can see on internet

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 21 Dec 2014, 22:19

AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Let me explain, I made the picture just for laugh about all those skinny/fat/anything-shaming pictures that everybody can see on internet

Oh! Now it makes sense! :lol:

UncreativeUsername37 · Post by **UncreativeUsername37** » 21 Dec 2014, 23:28

AdrianBelmonte_ wrote:Let me explain, I made the picture just for laugh about all those skinny/fat/anything-shaming pictures that everybody can see on internet

Oooooh....

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 22 Dec 2014, 07:41

Simtek wrote:
OK, now someone come up with captions for the above photos before the thread is completely derailed!

Er.

"Ho ho ho. I'm an F1 Christmas.....elf"

Best I could do.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 22 Dec 2014, 12:56

CoopsII wrote:
Simtek wrote:
OK, now someone come up with captions for the above photos before the thread is completely derailed!

Er.

"Ho ho ho. I'm an F1 Christmas.....elf"

Best I could do.

Is it a Goodyear for the 'Elf 'n Safety Elf?

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 22 Dec 2014, 13:31

Vettel's wondering if Alonso already has a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D on the Nintendo 3DS or if it's just Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 22 Dec 2014, 13:55

Vettel - "Dude, that's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking"
Alonso - "Should it really be that colour?"

Rosberg - <Mmm, look at the back of Jensons' head. Can't wait to see that again later>
Button - <I have the strangest feeling someone's talking about me.>

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 22 Dec 2014, 14:49

golic_2004 wrote:

Vettel's wondering if Alonso already has a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D on the Nintendo 3DS or if it's just Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Nah, Fernando is playing a copy of F1: 2007 against Lewis in the back row, both in McLarens, both trying to not tie for points by that season's end...

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 22 Dec 2014, 15:52

Simtek wrote:OK, now someone come up with captions for the above photos before the thread is completely derailed!

Coming right up.

"I scored a podium in that heap of junk, don't you know!"
"Yes, yes, Mr Johansson, of course you did. The nurse will be round in a minute with your medication."

(And I know the URL says it's Gregor Foitek, but it's not as if the car's all that much different from the 1989 version, green paint job aside...)

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 23 Dec 2014, 01:24

dr-baker wrote:
golic_2004 wrote:

Vettel's wondering if Alonso already has a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D on the Nintendo 3DS or if it's just Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Nah, Fernando is playing a copy of F1: 2007 against Lewis in the back row, both in McLarens, both trying to not tie for points by that season's end...

Oh dear...F1: (20)07 was cancelled due to the release of Formula One Championship Edition, another version of the 2006 season.

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 23 Dec 2014, 01:29

golic_2004 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
golic_2004 wrote:

Vettel's wondering if Alonso already has a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D on the Nintendo 3DS or if it's just Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

Nah, Fernando is playing a copy of F1: 2007 against Lewis in the back row, both in McLarens, both trying to not tie for points by that season's end...

Oh dear...F1: (20)07 was cancelled due to the release of Formula One Championship Edition, another version of the 2006 season.

It wasn't. Only drivers that appeared on the 2007 grid were allowed to own a copy...

I wish Studio Liverpool still developed F1 games. Championship Edition was the best.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 23 Dec 2014, 12:15

dr-baker wrote:Nah, Fernando is playing a copy of F1: 2007 against Lewis in the back row, both in McLarens, both trying to not tie for points by that season's end...

And it's fitting as Vettel played a big role in the final laps of Interlagos back then... :lol:

Post by **Miguel98** » 23 Dec 2014, 12:21

Shizuka wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Nah, Fernando is playing a copy of F1: 2007 against Lewis in the back row, both in McLarens, both trying to not tie for points by that season's end...

And it's fitting as Vettel played a big role in the final laps of Interlagos back then...

In 2007? Don't you mean 2008?

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 23 Dec 2014, 12:49

"Oh man, so I did sign up for 2015. When am I going to learn to read what I sign?!?"

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 23 Dec 2014, 13:00

Miguel98 wrote:
Shizuka wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Nah, Fernando is playing a copy of F1: 2007 against Lewis in the back row, both in McLarens, both trying to not tie for points by that season's end...

And it's fitting as Vettel played a big role in the final laps of Interlagos back then...

In 2007? Don't you mean 2008?

You're right, I somehow confused the two years. Sorry :oops:

Kimi's reaction after today's press conference saying the 2015 car is a bit behind schedule

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 23 Dec 2014, 22:27

The most care we will see out of Raikkonen for the rest of his F1 career.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 26 Dec 2014, 02:52

"This is how I drove at Silverstone."

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 26 Dec 2014, 16:05

If Jon Favreau watched less Christmas movies and more Ricky Bobby before calling Will Ferrell.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 29 Dec 2014, 20:33

Yeah, so I like girls. Big deal...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 01 Jan 2015, 16:03

"I always tell the truth, even when I'm high"

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 02 Jan 2015, 10:52

Say goodnight to the number 2 guy! Come on!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 12 Jan 2015, 08:01

"Shamone! Ow! I'm Bad!"

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 12 Jan 2015, 18:04

The sacrifice ritual to bring Lotus to a World Championship proceeded, fingers crossed that missing a second dancer wouldn't throw the spell out of alignment...

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 12 Jan 2015, 19:29

Here Nick Heidfeld performs the HWNSNBM summoning ritual, so that the God of Rejects may lift the curse that prevents him from winning Grands Prix. He succeeded, and he would be granted a win in the next Grand Prix he started, but HWNSNBM tricked him, as this turned out to be his last Grand Prix anyway.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Jan 2015, 11:40

Simtek wrote:
Here Nick Heidfeld performs the HWNSNBM summoning ritual, so that the God of Rejects may lift the curse that prevents him from winning Grands Prix. He succeeded, and he would be granted a win in the next Grand Prix he started, but HWNSNBM tricked him, as this turned out to be his last Grand Prix anyway.

And the HWNSNBM TRICK has carried forward to his FE career, where he is unable to get through a race without either a crash or drive-through penalty/-ies.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 16 Jan 2015, 11:07

If you've been worried about how Mark Webbers life has been going since he left F1 let me tell you its been going pretty good if he gets to take Maria Sharapova out for a spin once in a while

Colour me jealous, and not about the motor either...

Bastard

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Jan 2015, 11:13

CoopsII wrote:If you've been worried about how Mark Webbers life has been going since he left F1 let me tell you its been going pretty good if he gets to take Maria Sharapova out for a spin once in a while

Colour me jealous, and not about the motor either...

Bastard

So did he get to go as far as park his Porsche in her private garage?

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 16 Jan 2015, 11:15

dr-baker wrote:So did he get to go as far as park his Porsche in her private garage?

Apparently so, and she wanted him to use garage at the rear too. Just goes to show; you never can tell...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Jan 2015, 11:50

CoopsII wrote:
dr-baker wrote:So did he get to go as far as park his Porsche in her private garage?

Apparently so, and she wanted him to use garage at the rear too. Just goes to show; you never can tell...

Using the garage at the rear is always a bit of a bum deal if you ask me.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 16 Jan 2015, 12:16

dr-baker wrote:
CoopsII wrote:
dr-baker wrote:So did he get to go as far as park his Porsche in her private garage?

Apparently so, and she wanted him to use garage at the rear too. Just goes to show; you never can tell...

Using the garage at the rear is always a bit of a bum deal if you ask me.

Depends. If you live on a busy road it could be a bit easier, especially if you like to reverse into it. Watch out for the wheelie bins though!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Jan 2015, 12:52

CoopsII wrote:Depends. If you live on a busy road it could be a bit easier, especially if you like to reverse into it. Watch out for the wheelie bins though!

OK, now you've lost me with the double entendres. Goodness knows how you could read that any other way?

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 16 Jan 2015, 13:01

dr-baker wrote:
CoopsII wrote:Depends. If you live on a busy road it could be a bit easier, especially if you like to reverse into it. Watch out for the wheelie bins though!

OK, now you've lost me with the double entendres. Goodness knows how you could read that any other way?

What double entendres?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Jan 2015, 13:17

In the back of my mind was a "Vicar of Dibley" episode, where Alice Tinker asks the vicar, "Has he driven his purple Porsche in your personal parking space yet?" This was a euphemism for an adult activity that most vicars would not do outside of marriage...

(In a bit more context:)

Alice Horton: [after Geraldine saw Harry talking on the phone to a lady friend he knew] Oh love. What fools it makes of us all.
Geraldine Granger: [sitting on the sofa, disappointed] Yes indeed.
Alice Horton: Week after week I've been snogging that new puppy and then whoops-a-daisy I've got a great big mouth ulcer.
Geraldine Granger: [uninterested] What a lovely romantic story.
Alice Horton: Do you remember when you were dating David's brother and you jumped into that puddle just to show off? You went in right up to your neck.
Geraldine Granger: Yeah well I won't be doing that again, no matter how cute a chap is.
Alice Horton: [gasps] Oh gosh! How's it going with Mr. Dreamboat?
[Geraldine looks down]
Alice Horton: Has he driven his purple Porsche in your personal parking space yet?
Geraldine Granger: [annoyed] No Alice! He hasn't!
[Alice makes a cute sound]
Geraldine Granger: Shut up and get out!

Probably best if you forget I said anything...

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 16 Jan 2015, 13:47

And all I can think of is...

Furbit! Furbit!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Jan 2015, 14:47

dinizintheoven wrote:And all I can think of is...

Furbit! Furbit!

Not far from the truth at all , that. (Once I Googled the reference - don't usually read Viz, although it would probably appeal to my sense of humour!)

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 22 Jan 2015, 09:20

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 22 Jan 2015, 09:43

Captain Hammer wrote:

Lewis's preparations for his post-F1 career as a Bruno Mars impersonator were just a decent shave away ...

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 22 Jan 2015, 10:37

I see an internet meme in the making. Hipster Hamilton, you are cleared for take-off.

Either that or...

...there's an IT consultant just waiting to get out!

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 22 Jan 2015, 11:16

dinizintheoven wrote:Either that or...

...there's an IT consultant just waiting to get out!

Damnit you beat me to it!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 22 Jan 2015, 11:19

"An idiot, earlier today"