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based on the assumption that, at any moment in time, there is a non-zero probability that even the slowest, most inexperienced and least reliable of underdogs might win the race. That under every rock, there might be a gold nugget. This is the award for that first podium that we all celebrate, for the overtake no-one was expecting, for Ericsson's first win. This is the award, in short, for the driver or team that makes you go "Woah! Where did THAT come from?!".



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1. Kvyat -- Escapes reject status with a drive that tells Helmut Marko exactly where to shove it.
2. Button -- Points.
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1. Button - points for McHonda!
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1. Kvyat
2. Perez I guess since Max messed it up. I guess Sainz for getting points as HM. There was expectation for Macca to score.
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1. Button
2. Kvyat
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1 - Kvyat. Showed why he is in that car
2 - Perez. Maybe an odd choice because he was quite anonymous, but Checo had a very strong weekend
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1. Kvyat
2. Perez

I somewhat expected McLaren would be half-decent here, while Kvyat had the edge over his teammate all day while Perez just trashed Hulkenberg.
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1. Kvyat
2. Button
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1. Sergio Perez - SEVENTH PLACE. IN A 2015 FORCE INDIA. WHAT.
Nobody else even comes close.
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1. McLaren - Both cars running inside the points until one of them inevitably retired. Button still managed to keep going to 8th though.
2. Sergio Pérez - We didn't see an awful lot of him today, but there's no way that Force India should have been running that high.
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1. Daniil Kvyat: Finally had a brilliant performance after a weak start to the season.
2. Sergio Pérez: After the last few races, no one expected this.

Honorable mentions: Jenson Button and Fernando Alonso
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1. Sergio Perez - It's like he and Hulkenberg have switched roles. Suddenly, Checo is the one flying under the radar and collecting valuable points

2. Jenson Button - Finally gets onto the scoreboard with a decent drive today.

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1 - Button
2 - Pérez
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1)Sergio Pérez: Checo did everything right today, and was gifted with a fine drive to 7th

2)Jenson Button: Finally got the McLaren to work

Honorable mentions to Red Bull (Kvyat and Ricciardo were on the pace all day) and Max Verstappen (feisty driving until his rookie mistake)

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1. Max Verstappen - Doing great until the pitstop issue, utilised the blue flag cleverly, until Grosjean became a @#$%^&*(.
2. (Tied) - Sebastien Vettel and Jenson Button - While Vettel showed he can hold someone in an old tire, Button conserved the McLaren-Honda to a good 8th finish
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1. Splitting between Perez and Kvyat
They were the two main stars of the race: Kvyat for unrejectification and Perez for scoring a 7th on merit after getting to Q3.
2. Button
This guy scored points. In a McLaren.

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AxelP800 wrote:1. Max Verstappen - Doing great until the pitstop issue, utilised the blue flag cleverly, until Grosjean became a @#$%^&*(.


Yeah, because let's just ignore the fact that even if Grosjean intentionally brake-checked him, it killed any hope of points he had...
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1. Pérez
2. Kvyat
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1) Sergio Perez: Did pretty much the maximum performance today and was quite comfortably the 7th fastest guy during the race, not bad with Force India.

2) Felipe Nasr: Qualified 16th and started 14th so getting all the way up to 9th with car that looked to be second worst in qualifying is quite nice achiement from a rookie. Yes, he did get help from other drivers misfortune but isn´t that almost always the case in Monaco.
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Max Verstappen. HE'S 17! And was a man pocessed. When I was 17 I thought I was bada$$ running my dad's GTO on Friday nights. Max was blitzing through Monte Carlo and was the best man on track til Roman took him out.
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Wallio wrote:Max Verstappen. HE'S 17! And was a man pocessed. When I was 17 I thought I was bada$$ running my dad's GTO on Friday nights. Max was blitzing through Monte Carlo and was the best man on track til Roman took him out.


I don't see why Grosjean would take Verstappen out - I mean, if that was his intention, he screwed himself as much as Verstappen, and it would be damn near impossible to judge such a brake test so he wouldn't be screwed over.
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I'm not saying it was illegal, it's not, you get one move. And Roman used it, but with how bad his brakes and tyres were, and with Max setting the sec fastest lap of the race then, he should have known making his one move at the only overtaking point was going to end that way.

Not illegal at all, but not smart at all.
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Salamander wrote:
Wallio wrote:Max Verstappen. HE'S 17! And was a man pocessed. When I was 17 I thought I was bada$$ running my dad's GTO on Friday nights. Max was blitzing through Monte Carlo and was the best man on track til Roman took him out.


I don't see why Grosjean would take Verstappen out - I mean, if that was his intention, he screwed himself as much as Verstappen, and it would be damn near impossible to judge such a brake test so he wouldn't be screwed over.


He was pretty early on the brakes though. Still, Max should have noticed that, he was a little overagressive and youthful there.
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Salamander wrote:
AxelP800 wrote:1. Max Verstappen - Doing great until the pitstop issue, utilised the blue flag cleverly, until Grosjean became a @#$%^&*(.


Yeah, because let's just ignore the fact that even if Grosjean intentionally brake-checked him, it killed any hope of points he had...


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Wallio wrote:Max Verstappen. HE'S 17! And was a man pocessed. When I was 17 I thought I was bada$$ running my dad's GTO on Friday nights. Max was blitzing through Monte Carlo and was the best man on track til Roman took him out.


I don't see why Grosjean would take Verstappen out - I mean, if that was his intention, he screwed himself as much as Verstappen, and it would be damn near impossible to judge such a brake test so he wouldn't be screwed over.


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Wallio wrote:I'm not saying it was illegal, it's not, you get one move. And Roman used it, but with how bad his brakes and tyres were, and with Max setting the sec fastest lap of the race then, he should have known making his one move at the only overtaking point was going to end that way.

Not illegal at all, but not smart at all.


At the same time though, Grosjean wasn't moving around in the braking zone, it was Verstappen who was moving around, and didn't give himself enough room. Even then, it was clear Grosjean wasn't falling for his dummy, and I doubt Verstappen could've made the move work even if Grosjean braked a bit later.

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Wallio wrote:I'm not saying it was illegal, it's not, you get one move. And Roman used it, but with how bad his brakes and tyres were, and with Max setting the sec fastest lap of the race then, he should have known making his one move at the only overtaking point was going to end that way.

Not illegal at all, but not smart at all.


At the same time though, Grosjean wasn't moving around in the braking zone, it was Verstappen who was moving around, and didn't give himself enough room. Even then, it was clear Grosjean wasn't falling for his dummy, and I doubt Verstappen could've made the move work even if Grosjean braked a bit later.

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He altered his line slightly (totally legal) David Hobbs called it a "juke". I wouldn't go that far. He defended, nothing wrong with that, but he had to know how it was going to end.
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1. Jenson Button: He finally did it! McLaren showed a somehow consistent pace during the weekend and he managed to bring 4 points and a breath of fresh air for the McLaren-Honda partnership home.
2. Daniel Kwyat: The first driver unrejectification since Spain 2014 and the first good performance for Red Bull this year. It looked like Red Bull and Williams had switched cars.
3. Max Verstappen: I'm starting to change my mind on him. The guy definitely has some talent to show.
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Wallio wrote:
Salamander wrote:
Wallio wrote:I'm not saying it was illegal, it's not, you get one move. And Roman used it, but with how bad his brakes and tyres were, and with Max setting the sec fastest lap of the race then, he should have known making his one move at the only overtaking point was going to end that way.

Not illegal at all, but not smart at all.


At the same time though, Grosjean wasn't moving around in the braking zone, it was Verstappen who was moving around, and didn't give himself enough room. Even then, it was clear Grosjean wasn't falling for his dummy, and I doubt Verstappen could've made the move work even if Grosjean braked a bit later.

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He altered his line slightly (totally legal) David Hobbs called it a "juke". I wouldn't go that far. He defended, nothing wrong with that, but he had to know how it was going to end.


Juke is a term that I never thought I would hear outside of a League of Legends broadcast.

But I thought Grosjean braked a bit early, too. It seemed like Verstappen could actually take turn 1 deeper than Grosjean could anyway and was caught out by Grosjean's lack of braking... because that's what it looked like to me... and that's what Verstappen himself said.
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1. Kvyat - always like to vote for unrejectification, I actually thought he'd struggle to do it this year given Renault's form and him having only scored 9ths and 10ths up till today.

2. Perez.
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1) Kvyat
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1) Jenson Button: Points at last!

2) Daniil Kvyat: Unrejectified by a performance which demonstrated his pace.
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Verstappen - yeah he crashed, I did notice, but up until that he was the best thing in the race.

Grosjean - I just thought he was really good this weekend.

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Mclaren Much more competative at Monaco maybe helped by the fact that the Engine disadvantage doesnt cost has much at Monaco

Perez 7th in a Force India

Some Honourable mentions to Sainz Pitlane to Points. Verstappen Impressive opportunistic passes looked quick let down by poor pit stop and that crash. Nasr Despite not seeing him all race managed to finish in the points
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1. The man who made the blunder for stirring the regularly-heated pot that is the TITANIC RIVALRY BETWEEN ROSBERG AND HAMILTON.
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1. Pérez; see Salamander
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1 - Perez: Fantastic race. More points for the team which will be valuable in the battle against Sauber and McLaren.

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1. Kvyat: Qualified well. Kept his head cool. Unrejectified himself.

2. Button: Just for getting that crapbox McLaren into the points.

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Perez: First good drive from him in a while.
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