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Okay, here I go again...

At the 1999 Brazilian Grand Prix, Alex Wurz came home a miserable 7th in that crappy Benetton.

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Using the same method of adding all of the numbers around his name in the stats, 7+10=17. 17+70=87. 87+(2+9)=98, which is 1 more than 97, which is the season he started driving in.

He was also in car 10!

In Monaco, the numbers add up to 105. He started 10th on the grid in car 10 and scored 1 point while being 1 lap down.

Some scary stuff there, mate.

The numbers for Fisichella add up to 103 in the same race. 103+4=107. 107-9=98, which was what the numbers added up to in Brazil for Wurz. Also, 49*2=98. Weird

In Spain, Wurz finished in 10th with car 10 1 lap down on the winner Hakkinen. He was 18th on the grid, and (18+1)-9=10! :shock:

The numbers in Britain add up to 108 for Wurz. (108-9)+1=100. He finished in 10th place again in car 10, the few people in the world knowing of this ongoing problem.

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The link to the picture of Wurz at the same race right here also has the numbers 049 in succession in the link! How is that possible?

Easy. Wurz created Flickr, and he created the link. He is a technical wizard.

In Austria, Wurz finishes 5th in the race, in car 10, starting 10th. The number 5 is also 1 half of 10, and 5*2=10. This is his home race, too. Everything unfolds here. It must. Wurz commanded the team to electronically control his body, doing such allowing him to pull off these stats, and get full deserved credit for them. So Benetton are behind Wurz's case as well, with Monaco being the same with Alex and Giancarlo.

It was pointed out before but I will say it again. Wurz finished 7th at Hockenheim, 33.333 seconds behind Irvine. Deliberate, it was.
-The town of Hockenheim has 10 letters in it!
-He was driving car 10, as everyone knew.
-He started 13th. 13-4=9! 9+1=10!
-To add the number 5 in here, as has been mentioned before, there were 45 laps in the race. 5*9=45.

In Hungary, Wurz would finish 7th for the 2nd consecutive race. He started 7th as well, and finished on the lead lap, 1:01 behind the winner, in a 77 lap race! Once again, the people who believe in the truth question what is happening. Wurz really want's to take over the world with Austrian power. But when? When will he do so?

The numbers add up to 112 for Wurz in Belgium. 112-9=103, matching Fisichella's number in Monaco. He was 1:57 down, only just not becoming 1 lap down at the finish.

In Italy, Wurz completed 11 laps before the Benetton suffered a mechanical failure ;) Based on events in the past, it seems that Benetton was ordered by Flavio to crash Alex's race on lap 12, meaning he completes 11 laps, which is 10+1!

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It was in this crash involving Alex and Diniz on lap 1 that took him out of the European GP. Benetton had an excuse to have not crashed Wurz's race this time.
-Wurz also started 11th in that race, the number of the same number of laps he completed in Monza, making the conspiracy theorists show up at the Benetton factory in Enstone, wanting an explanation.
-Flavio only shut the door in their faces. It was only then did Crashgate start, way wayyy back in 1999. It's just that the FIA were too stupid to notice. Crashgate in 2009 was only part 2.
-Mind you, that was Crashgate part 1 that happened in 1999 ;) 10 years apart as well.

In Malaysia, Wurz started 7th, only to finish 8th, roughly 1:01 behind the winner Irvine.
-The numbers in Malaysia add up to 98. Again, right? This is getting curiouser.
-His teammate Fisichella finished 11th, although to Wurz's pleasure, was 4 laps down.
-The driver in 10th place was none other than Alessandro Zanardi, who was only 1 lap down.
The name Alessandro also has 10 letters in it.

In Japan, Wurz rounded off the season well for the smart ones, finishing 10th in car 10 while 1 lap down. He was in front of Diniz, whose name has 10 letters in it total and was in 11th at the flag.
-7 cars were 1 lap down.
-Another car was 2 laps down.
-7+2=9!

So in the end, the conspiracy theorists wanted their bet money back from the casinos, and were left too poor to travel to the FIA to tell them of this unpleasant crime.
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Alex Wurx has a gematria score of 130 (1+12+5+24+23+21+18+26) which the same as George W Bush, Television, Pythagoras, the Serpant, Seventh Seal, Black Skeleton and Alien Abduction.
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I was taking a math test today, and I saw the number 1,040. That's only 9 away from 1,049.. I would have screamed if the number was 1,049 though ;)
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I have to confess I have been using "1049" as a password for some very important thing for like a half of a year already.
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solarcold wrote:I have to confess I have been using "1049" as a password for some very important thing for like a half of a year already.


Are you sure? :lol:

Do we have a clone of Wurz here? ;)
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I have noticed a useless yet remarkable fact. (excuse me if someone has already noticed that before)
But it's not worth starting a new thread, and i have to put it somewhere, at least. So i guess a conspiracy thread would be the best fit. :D
Fact 1: All 4 German drivers in the 2013 formula one season are using odd starting numbers
Fact 2: All 4 French drivers in the 2013 formula one season are using even starting numbers
After analysing the other nationalities, the British and Australian are fully neutral (equally distributed), whilst Finland is on the German side and Mexico on the French side. (nationalities that have only one driver are not included because of lack of a pattern)
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This wrote:(nationalities that have only one driver are not included because of lack of a pattern)

Alonso, Massa, Maldonado & van der Garde should purchase an island somewhere and start-up a new nation for themselves, so they could end their nation-loneliness.
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http://youtu.be/aiGvHvP9lyM?t=19s

Alex Wurz thinks vans and buses are good for their storing capacities.
He drives them himself to races, and in the video gives examples that they are good for "putting a lot of stuff in them", like
'your girlfriend', 'your bicycle', 'your motocross bike' or your
'dead mechanics' and 'dead engineers'.


Thing is, I don't think he's joking. How many times has he done this?
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Jocke1 wrote:
This wrote:(nationalities that have only one driver are not included because of lack of a pattern)

Alonso, Massa, Maldonado & van der Garde should purchase an island somewhere and start-up a new nation for themselves, so they could end their nation-loneliness.
They could call it Formulamazon.


They should try "the World" in Dubai.
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Just discovered something interesting. An Australian racing team called Image Racing is competing with Taz Douglas and Jack LeBrocq in The 2014 V8 Supercar Dunlop Series (the second tier V8 Spoercar series). The two cars are using numbers 10 and 49. Is this mere coincidence or something entirely more sinister?
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And if only Marcus Ericsson had gone for 49 instead of merely 9...
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solarcold wrote:I have to confess I have been using "1049" as a password for some very important thing for like a half of a year already.
This is crazy. Be careful.


Well, I did not think I would see this thread continued anymore. I certainly did not want to bump it myself, knowing full well how the Wrath of Wurz is easily woken,
and also that some members are tired of the Conspiracy by now, however real it may be.

But I'll take advantage of the opportunity now it is given,
during the winter I saved up some photos of instances where this terrorizing number has followed me around at unexpected places.
I honestly did not know what to think when I saw this:
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Browsing around Youtube:
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Moving music files once:
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I visited Krakow in October, and before my return flight I saw the 1049 number first on the flight information screen, and then moments later on a pamphlet in a Tobacco store window:
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My friends son had a birthday in January, and I was searching for a suitable Lego box I could give him, this came up, among other things:
(notice the dead guard)
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Other disturbing things I came upon during the Winter;
Heidfeld and a Sauber mechanic making the Grus sign:
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And Grosjean making the Devils Horns \m/
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Julia Wurz retweeting a tweet made by Pizzonia:
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Well, I tried posting my stats I created for the 2000 season based off my work with 1997, 98, and 99 for Wurz and his associates, but it took me more than 49 minutes, so I was automatically logged off.

I found out today that the Iditarod Trail Dog Sled Race is 1,049 miles long. How weird the world is. Aren't teams in that race using 9 dogs to pull the sled?
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OsellaFA1L wrote:


This could be dr-baker's solution to finding a woman. Girls love the illuminati.

Has anybody had any luck with women, doing things this way?
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Thread bump, because Wurz has been appointed as chairman of the GPDA! Another step towards world domination?
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good_Ralf wrote:Thread bump, because Wurz has been appointed as chairman of the GPDA! Another step towards world domination?

I'll bet someone will claim he won by 49 votes to 10 votes against.
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good_Ralf wrote:Thread bump, because Wurz has been appointed as chairman of the GPDA! Another step towards world domination?

Is it any coincidence that he was appointed at the beginning of the 10th month? Also look at the time that was posted: 11:47 am. 1+1+47 is... 49! :shock:
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A thread bump here, because I just noticed that the chassis Marc VDS won the Spa 24 Hours in had the chassis number 1049...
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Frogfoot9013 wrote:A thread bump here, because I just noticed that the chassis Marc VDS won the Spa 24 Hours in had the chassis number 1049...

Oh, the makers of the monstrosity that is the VDS GT 001... There must have been something shady about a constructor thinking that basing your design on a Gillet Vertigo is a good idea... (they're also the makers of the legendary rejectful Ford Mustang GT3) Now considering VDS has been around since the late sixties at least, the chance of them being involved in the Wurz or Luxemburg conspiracies is rather high.
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This wrote:
Frogfoot9013 wrote:A thread bump here, because I just noticed that the chassis Marc VDS won the Spa 24 Hours in had the chassis number 1049...

Oh, the makers of the monstrosity that is the VDS GT 001... There must have been something shady about a constructor thinking that basing your design on a Gillet Vertigo is a good idea... (they're also the makers of the legendary rejectful Ford Mustang GT3) Now considering VDS has been around since the late sixties at least, the chance of them being involved in the Wurz or Luxemburg conspiracies is rather high.

Um, This, look at the timestamp of your post when logged out... :|
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Simtek wrote:
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Frogfoot9013 wrote:A thread bump here, because I just noticed that the chassis Marc VDS won the Spa 24 Hours in had the chassis number 1049...

Oh, the makers of the monstrosity that is the VDS GT 001... There must have been something shady about a constructor thinking that basing your design on a Gillet Vertigo is a good idea... (they're also the makers of the legendary rejectful Ford Mustang GT3) Now considering VDS has been around since the late sixties at least, the chance of them being involved in the Wurz or Luxemburg conspiracies is rather high.

Um, This, look at the timestamp of your post when logged out... :|


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worse yet this's post was madfe at 22:49 or 10:49pm
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WeirdKerr wrote:worse yet this's post was madfe at 22:49 or 10:49pm

That's what I tried to warn him about.
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WeirdKerr wrote:worse yet this's post was madfe at 22:49 or 10:49pm

That's just literally repeating Simtek, so please explain me how this is worse? :?
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I keep finding myself on a quite regular basis, glancing to the clock on my PC at work, and on my laptop at home, when the time is 10:49. This is entirely unintentional and really I'd just like to know what exactly Alex Wurz wants with me. Did I answer the GPDA survey wrong or something?
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AndreaModa wrote:I keep finding myself on a quite regular basis, glancing to the clock on my PC at work, and on my laptop at home, when the time is 10:49. This is entirely unintentional and really I'd just like to know what exactly Alex Wurz wants with me. Did I answer the GPDA survey wrong or something?

No, quite the opposite, I'm sure. He's thanking you for supporting him. You are getting one step closer to the inner circle, one onion layer at a time.
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AndreaModa wrote:I keep finding myself on a quite regular basis, glancing to the clock on my PC at work, and on my laptop at home, when the time is 10:49. This is entirely unintentional and really I'd just like to know what exactly Alex Wurz wants with me. Did I answer the GPDA survey wrong or something?

No, quite the opposite, I'm sure. He's thanking you for supporting him. You are getting one step closer to the inner circle, one onion layer at a time.

Yeah, just remember, when you do get an invitation to see him in Socotra and are finally accepted into his inner circle, not to give in to his brainwashing techniques and remember that you set out on this task to bring him down, not help him in his world-conquering scheme.
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I'm afraid this forum are the last ones standing that haven't been conquered by him. Or have they? I received an anonymous tip that even this forum is full of spies.
Did Wurz promise Dr baker 72 virgins so that he would give a positive comment? Dirty tricks are being played here! Maybe Wurz helped Biscione and Nuppiz in taking over the forum in exchange for their souls? (altough we can debate if Scottish people really have a soul to begin with :P)
Just warning you Andrea Moda, you saw the omen, be prepared for the worst/wurz.
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This wrote:I'm afraid this forum are the last ones standing that haven't been conquered by him. Or have they? I received an anonymous tip that even this forum is full of spies.
Did Wurz promise Dr baker 72 virgins so that he would give a positive comment? Dirty tricks are being played here! Maybe Wurz helped Biscione and Nuppiz in taking over the forum in exchange for their souls?Just warning you Andrea Moda, you saw the omen, be prepared for the worst/wurz.
Didn't anyone notice this is an Australian forum, and Würz is Austrian? Can't be a coincidence!
What motive did Weirdkerr have to copy Simteks remark? Is he a reporter that wants to get all the glory for (altough we can debate if Scottish people really have a soul to begin with :P)
unraveling these mysteries?
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I'm a fellow Scot, and I am firmly of the belief that every forum member we have not seen since the website changed has been silenced in some deadly way by Wurz himself. Maybe the move to a new site was a scheme entirely devised by Alex himself? It would be convenient, would it not? Suddenly under the guise of a "move to a new website" he can keep track of everyone who may pose a threat to him? It would be convenient, would it not? All the new members to the forum are speaking positively for Wurz? It is convenient, is it not?
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Indeed, and there are very few new members entering, which probably means they have to pass a ritual to prove they are trustworthy.

So those members who claim to being bullied by Biscione, who tricked Wurz into buying his soul (he didn't have in the first place), are actually members who pose a threat to our safety and therefore people out to destroy the evidence against the Wurz conspiracy, the Capricorn1 conspiracy and the Luxembourg conspiracy (who are obviously related to each other)? Does he think he can single-handedly eliminate a Wurz-driven rebellion? It must be said that Rebellion hiring Nick Heidfeld is a good way to make sure people don't give them any attention. I think i'm on to something, there! Question is, is this a pro-Wurz or a contra-Wurz rebellion?
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Did Wurz promise Dr baker 72 virgins so that he would give a positive comment?

No, Virgin never made that many F1 cars, did they? ;) But seriously, what would I do with that many? 42 would do! Or else I would have to demand a minimum of 1050, so that I would have at least one more than Herr Wurz himself...
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Did Wurz promise Dr baker 72 virgins so that he would give a positive comment?

No, Virgin never made that many F1 cars, did they? ;) But seriously, what would I do with that many? 42 would do! Or else I would have to demand a minimum of 1050, so that I would have at least one more than Herr Wurz himself...

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Did Wurz promise Dr baker 72 virgins so that he would give a positive comment?

No, Virgin never made that many F1 cars, did they? ;) But seriously, what would I do with that many? 42 would do! Or else I would have to demand a minimum of 1050, so that I would have at least one more than Herr Wurz himself...

What you would do with them is not my business. I'm not the right person to give you relationship advice!

Only thing I can think of to do with a Virgin Manor race car is to slip inside one and to drive it wild. Any other ideas?
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dr-baker wrote:
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dr-baker wrote:quote="This"
Did Wurz promise Dr baker 72 virgins so that he would give a positive comment?
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No, Virgin never made that many F1 cars, did they? ;) But seriously, what would I do with that many? 42 would do! Or else I would have to demand a minimum of 1050, so that I would have at least one more than Herr Wurz himself...

What you would do with them is not my business. I'm not the right person to give you relationship advice!

Only thing I can think of to do with a Virgin Manor race car is to slip inside one and to drive it wild. Any other ideas?

Hm, it's your problem. Just don't forget to put the right rubber on it.
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This wrote:Maybe Wurz helped Biscione and Nuppiz in taking over the forum in exchange for their souls?

Rob Dylan wrote:I'm a fellow Scot, and I am firmly of the belief that every forum member we have not seen since the website changed has been silenced in some deadly way by Wurz himself. Maybe the move to a new site was a scheme entirely devised by Alex himself? It would be convenient, would it not? Suddenly under the guise of a "move to a new website" he can keep track of everyone who may pose a threat to him? It would be convenient, would it not? All the new members to the forum are speaking positively for Wurz? It is convenient, is it not?

This wrote:Indeed, and there are very few new members entering, which probably means they have to pass a ritual to prove they are trustworthy.

So those members who claim to being bullied by Biscione, who tricked Wurz into buying his soul (he didn't have in the first place), are actually members who pose a threat to our safety and therefore people out to destroy the evidence against the Wurz conspiracy, the Capricorn1 conspiracy and the Luxembourg conspiracy (who are obviously related to each other)? Does he think he can single-handedly eliminate a Wurz-driven rebellion? It must be said that Rebellion hiring Nick Heidfeld is a good way to make sure people don't give them any attention. I think i'm on to something, there! Question is, is this a pro-Wurz or a contra-Wurz rebellion?


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Oh shite!

Banishment ritual! Banishment ritual!

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