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Michelle Schumacher and Ruby Barrichello accurately predicted the arrival of HRT F1, 10 years into the future.
MOTOR RACING IS DANGEROUS
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Hey Bernie... What's your hand doing on my knee? Take my advice - look for a Virgin driver, OK?
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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Alonso: "You know, Bernie, it will be good for TV ratings if Vettel's car were to somehow slow and allow Ferrari to win."
Bernie: "Ratings? I'll be right back... Sebastian, where's your car?"
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.
The car in front is a Stefan.
The car in front is a Stefan.
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Massa: I'll always be underprivileged... he should be touching my leg, not his.
An animator that happens to love racing...
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Michael Schumacher is disappointed to learn that he cannot reach Mercedes' new McLaren-style driver-operated airflow channel without using his arms or legs when Nico Rosberg can ...
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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Ross Prawn wrote:I used to have one of those when I was a lad. Then once I reached middle age I decided that a Merc was more suitable.
Quality
Tough race, Seb? You look exhausted!
Scarne - sometimes the lousiest hand wins
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coops wrote:
Before Bahrain Qualifying Session
The difference between me and Nico is I make this look good.
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lostpin wrote:
Massa: Quick Fernando touch Bernie make sure he's still alive
Bernie (Grabbing Alonso's Leg) I'm more alive now then I've ever been
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Ross Prawn wrote:
What does this button.......OOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH my, I'll save that for after practice when all the mechanics have gone.
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"Actually Seb it was nothing to do with the exhaust. The race was dire and the viewers were switching off in droves so Bernie pressed his Magic Button."
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines."
-Enzo Ferrari
-Enzo Ferrari
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"Note to Mark Webber: No more bean burritos for pre-race meal." -- Red Bull Management
"Is this post pointless? Maybe yes, maybe not, this is an F1 forum."
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As if there was too much overtaking, Red Bull Racing (I mean, RBR, sorry) comes with this invention so their drivers won't be passed on danger situations because of broken engine parts.
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Radio to Mark: Don't mix Red Bull and curry, that's how you got food poisoning before.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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"Hey guys this is great! Do I get the Rear Oil Squirters and side guns for Melbourne? Take that yer little bludgers!!"
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines."
-Enzo Ferrari
-Enzo Ferrari
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Mark Webber recreates his offseason vacation to Amsterdam.
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Webber uses smokescreen. It is super effective.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
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I'm sorry Seb, but Lusious Liz isn't a Virgin. In fact, she isn't even a she. After all, how many female Bulls (particularly Red ones) have you ever seen?
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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'I don´t care if he is german or younger, just don´t give him my prune juice anymore!'
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XurizManson wrote:
(For fans of Kids in the Hall)
Rubens: I crush your head, crush,crush
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thehemogoblin wrote:
Mark Webber recreates his offseason vacation to Amsterdam.
XD
MOTOR RACING IS DANGEROUS
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Don't give me that blah, blah, blah...
"will you stop him playing tennis then?", referring to Montoya's famous shoulder injury, to which Whitmarsh replied "well, it's very difficult to play tennis on a motorbike"
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Schumi has just said at your age you should have a better haircut and not have a double chin!
"will you stop him playing tennis then?", referring to Montoya's famous shoulder injury, to which Whitmarsh replied "well, it's very difficult to play tennis on a motorbike"
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Rubens: "And so, Jenson was like: oh please, Rubens, let me have the title, I've nothing else in my life..., and I'm like: Fo'shizzle, my nizzle!"
Williams mechanic: "Yeah, and I'm Santa Claus..."
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C'mon Sebastian, I know you are sad. But don't give ME that face, give it to the Renault guys over there!
I got Pointed Opinions and I ain't afraid to use em!
F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
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Scarne wrote:Red Bull Gives You Wind
"Is this post pointless? Maybe yes, maybe not, this is an F1 forum."
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"Sure, you have more follicles but at least my hair is longer."
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.
The car in front is a Stefan.
The car in front is a Stefan.
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What's in the bottle? Liquified sheep hearts... it's perfect with salt, pepper, and a tiny pinch of nutmeg
Scarne - sometimes the lousiest hand wins
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Scarne wrote:
Rubens: I went fishing last week and caught a fish "this" big.
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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
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"No seriously, Frank promised me a 5 year contract."
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines."
-Enzo Ferrari
-Enzo Ferrari
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Hey buddies, please caption this one:
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- HEY HANDSOME!
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Nelson was reluctant to join Williams for 1986, fortunately Frank knew how to sweeten the deal.
"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989
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"A cigarette, a cold beer, a hot chick and a Formula One championship. What more could a man ask for?"
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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Now that has got to be any mans dream!
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
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McLaren knew how to get their drivers to do sponsor meetings.
<@Ataxia> these people are making a mess of their crepe suzettes
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A literal trophy girl.
Check out the TM Master Cup Series on Youtube...
...or check out my random retro IndyCar clips.
...or check out my random retro IndyCar clips.
Dr. Helmut Marko wrote: Finally we have an Australian in the team who can start a race well and challenge Vettel.