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2023 Azerbaijan Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

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IT'S TIME FOR SPRINT RACE WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!

Because it is sprint weekend. Points will be like totes diff! For Sprint, just go with the top 6 instead of the top 3 that was done previous seasons. Also get your predictions in just before qualifying gets started which is like 5 days inclusive of today. If F1 can expand point positions and add random stuff, so can I. :shock:

Template for predictions:

S1: Driver finished 1st in the sprint
S2: Driver finished 2nd in the sprint
S3: Driver finished 3rd in the sprint
S4: Driver finished 4th in the sprint
S5: Driver finished 5th in the sprint
S6: Driver finished 6th in the sprint

1. Driver finished 1st in the race
2. Driver finished 2nd in the race
3. Driver finished 3rd in the race
4. Driver finished 4th in the race
5. Driver finished 5th in the race
6. Driver classified 6th in the race
7. Driver classified 7th in the race
8. Driver classified 8th in the race
9. Driver classified 9th in the race
10. Driver classified 10th in the race

PP: The Pole Sitter from qualifying
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
MLP: Highest classified driver between Nyck De Vries, Logan Sargeant, or Oscar Piastri

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Azerbaijan Destruction Derby

S1: Fernando Alonso
S2: Max Verstappen
S3: Sergio Perez
S4: Lance Stroll
S5: Charles Leclerc
S6: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lance Stroll
2. Pierre Gasly
3. Alex Albon
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. Valtteri Bottas
6. Lando Norris
7. Nico Hulkenberg
8. Kevin Magnussen
9. Sergio Perez
10. Nyck de Vries

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Fernando Alonso
ROTR: Red Bull Racing
IIDOTR: Alex Albon
DBTMOTR: Oscar Piastri
LP: Oscar Piastri
MLP: Nyck de Vries

Going for broke here.
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The 2023 "Summer Break is Over, and now it's April - Well Done Baku" Baku Grand Prix


S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Sergio Perez
S3: Lewis Hamilton
S4: Charles Leclerc
S5: Fernando Alonso
S6: Carlos Sainz Jr.

1. Sergio Perez
2. Fernando Alonso
3. Lance Stroll
4. George Russell
5. Carlos Sainz Jr.
6. Lando Norris
7. Esteban Ocon
8. Charles Leclerc
9. Max Verstappen
10. Kevin Magnussen

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Lewis Hamilton (also has an engine fail after 10-15 laps. Sends Mercedes into panic mode post-race)
ROTR: Green-White Chequers (robs Verstappen of a win despite him being about to grand chelem. A feather falls on track and they red-flag it two laps from the end. Then three cars plow into Max at turn 1, taking no damage and everyone else finishes in formation).
IIDOTR: Lance Stroll
DBTMOTR: Lewis Hamilton
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Logan Sargeant (the other rookies all crash out)
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The 2023 "And the fans say there's too many GPs" GP
S1: M Verstappen
S2: S Perez
S3: F Alonso
S4: C Leclerc
S5: G Russell
S6: L Hamilton

1. M Verstappen
2. S Perez
3. G Russell
4. L Hamilton
5. L Stroll
6. C Leclerc
7. L Norris
8. A Albon
9. C Sainz
10. O Piastri

PP: M Verstappen
FL: M Verstappen
First Retirement: L Sargeant - crashes early on, making Race Control/Stewards/Penalty Givers/Whatever you call them to repeat Australia to an extent
ROTR: Race Control/Stewards/Penalty Givers/Whatever you call them - for another race of bad calls in a row
(DHMs to Sargeant, AlphaTauri, and Ferrari messing things up for Sainz by being Ferrari)
IIDOTR: A Albon - for Williams points
DBTMOTR: F Alonso - finds a way to get screwed over, by others crashing into him
LP: N de Vries - this year's AlphaTauri is reminding us of its ancestor Minardi... through its lack of competitiveness
MLP: O Piastri
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2023 Sod Sprint Races, They Make Me Have to do Predictions Early Grand Prix

S1: Verstappen
S2: Leclerc
S3: Perez
S4: Alonso
S5: Hamilton
S6: Sainz

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Leclerc
5. Hamilton
6. Russell
7. Sainz
8. Norris
9. Stroll
10. Piastri

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Tsunoda
ROTR: Alfa Romeo
IIDOTR: Leclerc for not DNFing.
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sergeant
MLP: Piastri
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the 2023 more like 2016 gp than anything else

S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Sergio Perez
S3: Fernando Alonso
S4: Lance Stroll
S5: Lewis Hamilton
S6: Charles Leclerc

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Lance Stroll
5. Charles Leclerc
6. Lewis Hamilton
7. George Russell
8. Carlos Sainz
9. Lando Norris
10. Guanyu Zhou

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Sergio Perez
First Retirement: Pierre Gasly and Estaban Ocon
ROTR: Alpine- drivers hit each other and Gasly gets that ban
IIDOTR: Guanyu Zhou
DBTMOTR: Logan Sergent
LP: Logan Sergent
MLP: Oscar Piastri
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2023 'Sprint Races... Have now become T-Mobile Races' Azerbaijan GP

S1:Perez
S2:Verstappen
S3:Alonso
S4:Hamilton
S5:Russell
S6:Sainz

1.Verstappen
2.Perez
3.Alonso
4.Leclerc
5.Russell
6.Sainz
7.Hamilton
8.Zhou
9.Stroll
10.Hulkenburg

May as well copy and paste these... O for a season like '89 when you never knew who was going to be on the podium or in the points

PP:Perez
FL:Perez
FR:Magnussen
ROTR:Race control... don't know how,don't know when,but I'm sure they'll cock it up some time today...
IIDOTR:Nobody since everyone turns up exactly where they're expected to
DBTMOTR:Bottas
LP:Bottas
MLP:Sargeant
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S1: Verstappen
S2: Perez
S3: Alonso
S4: Leclerc
S5: Hamilton
S6: Russell

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Leclerc
5. Hamilton
6. Russell
7. Stroll
8. Sainz
9. Zhou
10. Bottas

PP: Verstappen
FL: Perez
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR: The race, for managing to be overly complicated in format and probably ending up underwhelming in practice
IIDOTR: Zhou
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Magnussen
MLP: de Vries
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2023 Baku The Future of Sprint Racing Grand Prix

S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Sergio Perez
S3: Fernando Alonso
S4: Charles Leclerc
S5: George Russell
S6: Carlos Sainz

1. Max Verstappen
2. Charles Leclerc
3. Fernando Alonso
4. George Russell
5. Sergio Perez
6. Carlos Sainz
7. Lewis Hamilton
8. Lance Stroll
9. Pierre Gasly
10. Esteban Ocon

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Charles Leclerc
First Retirement: Kevin Magnussen
ROTR: The FIA/Race control/race stewards
IIDOTR: Nyck de Vries
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Oscar Piastri
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Unreal Tournament 2023

S1: Verstappen
S2: Perez
S3: Russell
S4: Alonso
S5: Hamilton
S6: Gasly

1. Perez
2. Alonso
3. Hamilton
4. Leclerc
5. Gasly
6. Sainz
7. Stroll
8. Ocon
9. Piastri
10. Albon

PP: Verstappen
FL: Perez
First Retirement: Verstappen
ROTR: Alfa Romeo
IIDOTR: The sprint format
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: de Vries
MLP: Piastri
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2023 Not so super sprints GP

S1: Verstappen
S2: Alonso
S3: Hamilton
S4: Perez
S5: Leclerc
S6: Russell

1: Verstappen
2: Perez
3: Hamilton
4: Alonso
5: Russell
6: Stroll
7: Leclerc
8: Norris
9: Piastri
10: Ocon

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Sainz
ROTR: Race Control
IIDOTR: McLaren
DBTMOTR: De Vries
Last Place: De Vries
MLP: Piastri
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S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Sergio Perez
S3: George Russell
S4: Carlos Sainz
S5: Charles Leclerc
S6: Fernando Alonso

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Fernando Alonso
5. Lance Stroll
6. Lewis Hamilton
7. Carlos Sainz
8. George Russell
9. Pierre Gasly
10. Yuki Tsunoda

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Sergio Perez
First Retirement: Alex Albon
ROTR: Nyck De Vries
IIDOTR: The new sprint system
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Oscar Piastri
MLP: Logan Sargeant
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S1: Sergio Perez
S2: Charles Leclerc
S3: Max Verstappen
S4: Fernando Alonso
S5: George Russell
S6: Carlos Sainz

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Fernando Alonso
5. Lewis Hamilton
6. Carlos Sainz
7. George Russell
8. Lando Norris
9. Alex Albon
10. Nico Hulkenberg

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Sergio Perez
First Retirement: Lance Stroll
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Nyck De Vries
DBTMOTR: Oscar Piastri
LP: Esteban Ocon
MLP: Nyck De Vries
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The "what the funk is this weekend format" GP 2023, live at Baku

S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Sergio Perez
S3: George Russell
S4: Fernando Alonso
S5: Charles Leclerc
S6: Lewis Hamilton

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. George Russell
6. Charles Leclerc
7. Lance Stroll
8. Carlos Sainz
9. Pierre Gasly
10. Lando Norris

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Yuki Tsunoda
ROTR: The new weekend format
IIDOTR: Lando Norris
DBTMOTR: Oscal Piastri
LP: Nyck De Vries
MLP: Logan Sargeant
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2023 "Baku Bedlam? Not Likely" Grand Prix

S1) Verstappen
S2) Leclerc
S3) Perez
S4) Sainz
S5) Hamilton
S6) Alonso

1) Verstappen
2) Perez
3) Leclerc
4) Alonso
5) Sainz
6) Hamilton
7) Norris
8) Stroll
9) Russell
10) Tsunoda

Pole Position: N/A (too late)
Fastest Lap: Perez
First Retirement: de Vries
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Gasly
LP: Magnussen
MLP: Piastri
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Results
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2. Batty - 24
3. IceG - 20
4. Rob Dylan - 18
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= dr-baker - 18 (includes Funniest title)
7. Enforcer - 16
8. mario - 15
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= Hermann95 - 15
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14. NickyDustyOwl - 8

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1. RAK - 71
2. mario - 70
3. Batty - 66
4. Enforcer - 60
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6. IceG - 59
7. rachel1990 - 57
8. Rob Dylan - 55
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