2023 Canadian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

[Batty]

Who's gonna crash at the Wall of Champions? Fun times beckon

Template for predictions:
1. Driver finished 1st
2. Driver finished 2nd
3. Driver finished 3rd
4. Driver finished 4th
5. Driver finished 5th
6. Driver classified 6th
7. Driver classified 7th
8. Driver classified 8th
9. Driver classified 9th
10. Driver classified 10th

PP: The Pole Sitter
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
MLP: Highest classified driver between Nyck De Vries, Logan Sargeant, or Oscar Piastri

[noiceinmydrink]

Need to get my arse back into gear for this.

2023 Father of All Mothercanuckers Canadian Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
6. Alonso
7. Sainz
8. Gasly
9. Hulkenburg
10. Stroll

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Albon
ROTR: Race Control
IIDOTR: Sargeant
DBTMOTR: Albon
LP: Bottas
MLP: Sargeant

[rachel1990]

The 2023 blame Lance gp

1. Max Verstappen
(Then a longtime later)



2. Sergio Perez
3. Lewis Hamilton
4. George Russell
5. Fernando Alonso
6. Charles Leclerc
7. Carlos Sainz
8. Pierre Gasly
9. Yuki Tsunoda
10. Lando Norris

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Lance Stroll
ROTR: Lance Stroll
IIDOTR: no one
DBTMOTR: Estaban Ocon
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Oscar Piastri

[yannicksamlad]

The 2023 Canadian Chicane-fest Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Hamilton
4. Russell
5. Alonso
6. Leclerc
7. Sainz
8. Stroll
9. Ocon
10. Gasly

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR: Sargeant
IIDOTR: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Zhou
LP: Zhou
MLP: Piastri

[Rob Dylan]

The "Lance Stroll seals Reject of the Year at his home grand prix" Grand Prix

1. Max Verstappen
2. Charles Leclerc
3. George Russell
4. Fernando Alonso
5. Sergio Perez
6. Carlos Sainz Jr.
7. Pierre Gasly
8. Nico Hulkenberg
9. Esteban Ocon
10. Valtteri Bottas

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Charles Leclerc
First Retirement: Yuki Tsunoda (slams right into the new Turn 1 block)
ROTR: Lance Stroll (bins it out of a podium position into the wall of champions)
IIDOTR: Charles Leclerc (whose strong second place seems somewhat out of nowhere
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Nyck de Vries

[dr-baker]

2023 Grand Prix in the land of Groundhogs, not Hedgehogs

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Fernando Alonso
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. George Russell
6. Charles Leclerc
7. Carlos Sainz
8. Ocon
9. Gasly
10. Stroll

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Nico Hulkenberg
ROTR: The Wall of Champions
IIDOTR: Alex Albon
DBTMOTR: Lance Stroll
LP: Logan Sargeant
MLP: Oscar Piastri

[Enforcer]

2023 Wall of Disappointment Grand Prix


1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Leclerc
6. Ocon
7. Stroll
8. Russell
9. Gasly
10. Sainz

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: The Wall of Champions for failing to claim Max.
IIDOTR: The Wall of Champions if it does claim Max.
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: de Vries
MLP: Piastri

[Alextrax52]

2023 it’s Groundhog Day and I don’t mean Red Bull GP

1: MV33
2: SP11
3: LH44
4: FA14
5: GR63
6: CL16
7: CS55
8: EO31
9: LN4
10: LS18

Pole: MV33
Fastest Lap: MV33
First Retirement: VB77
ROTR: PG10
IIDOTR: LN4
DBTMOTR: LS18
LP: LS2
MLP: OP81

[RAK]

2023 Montreal Monotony Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Hamilton
3) Russell
4) Leclerc
5) Perez
6) Sainz
7) Bottas
8) Stroll
9) Norris
10) Hulkenberg

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: Perez
IIDOTR: Zhou
DBTMOTR: Ocon
MLP: Piastri
LP: Sargeant

[Batty]

1. Max
2. Checo
3. Chuck
4. Sainz
5. Nando
6. Hamilton
7. Stroll
8. George
9. Ocon
10. Piastri

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Norris
ROTR: AR for being super slow
IIDOTR: idk Logan I guess
DBTMOTR: De Vries
LP: Idk Bottas
MLP: Piastri

[mario]

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Russell
5. Leclerc
6. Hamilton
7. Sainz
8. Stroll
9. Gasly
10. Bottas

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: de Vries
ROTR: de Vries
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Zhou
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

2023 Grand Prix(or since Quebec is bilingual, Grand Prix)

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Alonso
4. Hamilton
5. Russell
6. Leclerc
7. Sainz
8. Stroll
9. Gasly
10. Bottas

PP: Verstappen
FL: Hamilton
First Retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Ocon
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Zhou
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

Psst-who's hidden the Azerbaijan/Monaco/Miami etc. results?

[Hermann95]

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Russell
5. Alonso
6. Leclerc
7. Sainz
8. Gasly
9. Stroll
10. Piastri

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Albon
ROTR: Rain in 5
IIDOTR: Piastri
DBTMOTR: Bottas
LP: Bottas
MLP: Piastri

[IceG]

The 2023 Canadian "Emery paper - can be used wet and dry" F1 Grand Prix

1. "Very lovely"


2. "Keep pushing back at the factory"
3. "My visor is sweaty"
4. "Tell Lance that his overtake at Turn 8 was great"
5. "Why was I on this strategy Christian?"
6. "Why was I on this strategy Frederic?"
7. "I could have passed Charles"
8. "Pierre drove into me"
9. "Esteban drove into me"
10. "She’s the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!" (right name, wrong franchise)

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Both Alfa Romeos finish in the points (I finally realised that there is no rule that says the predictions must be internally consistent!)
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: de Vries
MLP: Piastri

[Bleu]

Second Groundhog Day of the Year Grand Prix

Template for predictions:
1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Leclerc
4. Perez
5. Russell
6. Alonso
7. Stroll
8. Piastri
9. Gasly
10. Zhou

PP: Hamilton
FL: Alonso
First Retirement: De Vries
ROTR: De Vries
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Sainz
LP: Sargeant
MLP: Piastri

[Batty]

We caught up

Results

1. dr-baker - 21
2. IceG - 20
= Freeze-O-Kimi - 20
4. mario - 19
= yannicksamlad - 19
= Enforcer - 19 (+ funniest title)
7. MyHamsterRaceAnOnyx - 16
8. Hermann95 - 15
= rachel1990 - 15
= RAK - 15
= Batty - 15
12. Bleu - 14
= Rob Dylan - 14
14. noiceinmydrink - 13

Total Standings

1. mario - 142
2. RAK - 136
3. dr-baker - 131
4. Batty - 126
= IceG - 126
6. rachel1990 - 125
7. Enforcer - 122
8. Hermann95 - 114
= Freeze-O-Kimi - 114
10. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 108
11. Rob Dylan - 97
12. Bleu - 79
13. noiceinmydrink - 76
14. GT_Forti1 - 63
15. NickyDustyOwl - 53
16. yannicksamlad - 47
17. Londoner - 41
18. pi314159 - 32
19. Carlospace - 26
20. Aerond - 25
21. Ducktanian - 22
22. Zenarcher - 13

[dr-baker]

Seems like that was a good weekend for me.

As an aside, are we having any dropped scores in this as we did last year? Otherwise, me missing the last round in Belgium will hit hard...

[Rob Dylan]

Seems like that was a good weekend for me.

As an aside, are we having any dropped scores in this as we did last year? Otherwise, me missing the last round in Belgium will hit hard...

You heard the man, Batty. Baker deserves to win at least one of these in his life

[dr-baker]

Seems like that was a good weekend for me.

As an aside, are we having any dropped scores in this as we did last year? Otherwise, me missing the last round in Belgium will hit hard...

You heard the man, Batty. Baker deserves to win at least one of these in his life

Cheers, mate!

[Batty]

Seems like that was a good weekend for me.

As an aside, are we having any dropped scores in this as we did last year? Otherwise, me missing the last round in Belgium will hit hard...

Yep. Dropped scores are happening!

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

Have we caught up? I still have Austria,Britain,Hungary and Belgium missing...

[dr-baker]

Have we caught up? I still have Austria,Britain,Hungary and Belgium missing...

Nope, those are still outstanding. People are doing this voluntarily in their own free time. The results will appear whenever they are ready.

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

That's fine-no problem and very much appreciated Just checking that since Batty's post said 'We caught up', I thought I might have missed a post or it wasn't showing