2023 United States Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

[Batty]

Another Sprint GP weekend but this time in Austin, Texas!

All about America



Template for predictions:

S1: Driver finished 1st in the sprint
S2: Driver finished 2nd in the sprint
S3: Driver finished 3rd in the sprint
S4: Driver finished 4th in the sprint
S5: Driver finished 5th in the sprint
S6: Driver finished 6th in the sprint
S7: Driver finished 7th in the sprint
S8: Driver finished 8th in the sprint

1. Driver finished 1st in the race
2. Driver finished 2nd in the race
3. Driver finished 3rd in the race
4. Driver finished 4th in the race
5. Driver finished 5th in the race
6. Driver classified 6th in the race
7. Driver classified 7th in the race
8. Driver classified 8th in the race
9. Driver classified 9th in the race
10. Driver classified 10th in the race

PP: The Pole Sitter from qualifying
FL: Who gets the FL
First Retirement: Also counts DNS
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR: The driver who is mathematically the furthest behind their teammate in terms of positions when the race is done.
LP: Who ever is classified as last place
FtP: First to Pit

[Rob Dylan]

The 2023 "2nit2d St2t2s Gr2nd Pr2x Celebrating the galactic homecoming of L2g2n S2rg22nt" Grand Prix

S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Lando Norris
S3: Sergio Perez
S4: Charles Leclerc
S5: Oscar Piastri
S6: Lewis Hamilton
S7: Fernando Alonso
S8: Daniel Ricciardo

1. Max Verstappen
2. Lando Norris
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Carlos Sainz Jr.
5. Sergio Perez
6. Lewis Hamilton
7. Daniel Ricciardo (yee-haw!)
8. Fernando Alonso
9. Valtteri Bottas
10. Zhou Guanyu

PP: Max Verstappen
FL: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Logan Sargeant
ROTR: Logan Sargeant (crashes out on his own again)
IIDOTR: Daniel Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: George Russell (his Merc engine goes early in the race again)
LP: Alex Albon
FtP: Nico Hulkenberg

[Forti]

The 2023 Force One USA NTSC-U USF1 Scott Speed Sargeant MURICAN Grand Prix presented by Don Pentecost
S1: M Verstappen
S2: O Piastri
S3: L Norris
S4: S Perez
S5: L Hamilton
S6: G Russell
S7: F Alonso
S8: N Hulkenberg

1. M Verstappen
2. L Norris
3. O Piastri
4. L Hamilton
5. S Perez
6. G Russell
7. C Sainz
8. F Alonso
9. N Hulkenberg
10. K Magnussen

PP: M Verstappen
FL: M Verstappen
First Retirement: C Leclerc
ROTR: Logan Sargeant
IIDOTR: Haas
DBTMOTR: C Leclerc
LP: D Ricciardo
FtP: D Ricciardo

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

The 2023 'It's win 15 for Max's team...deep in the heart of Texas...a perfect score,but the races bore...deep in the heart of Texas' GP

S1:Max V
S2:Oscar P
S3:Lando N
S4:Lewis H
S5:George R
S6:Fernando A
S7:Carlos S
S8:Sergio P

1:Max
2:Lando
3:Oscar
4:Lewis
5:George
6:Pierre
7:Esteban
8:Charles
9:Carlos
10:Sergio

Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Max
First Retirement:Stroll
ROTR:Stroll
IIDOTR:Meh no-one really
DBTMOTR:Stroll
LP:Sergeant
FtP:Magnusssen

[dr-baker]

Uber States of Keeping It Weird Grand Prix of Austin Allegro 2023

S1: Verstappen
S2: Sainz
S3: Leclerc
S4: Norris
S5: Piastri
S6: Hamilton
S7: Russell
S8: Perez

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Piastri
4. Norris
5. Russell
6. Hamilton
7. Alonso
8. Perez
9. Albon
10. Leclerc

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: the FIA for something ridiculous
IIDOTR: Carlos Sainz
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: One of the Haases, let’s go for Magnussen

[Batty]

S1: Max
S2: Checo
S3: Norris
S4: Hamilton
S5: Piastri
S6: Leclerc
S7: Alonso
S8: Sainz

1. Max
2. Norris
3. Checo
4. Piastri
5. Hamilton
6. Leclerc
7. Sainz
8. Russell
9. Alonso
10. Stroll

PP: Max
FL: Max
First Retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: No one
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Ricciardo
FtP: Sainz

[rachel1990]

The 2023 Scott Speed Tribute Gp
S1: Max Verstappen
S2: Lewis Hamilton
S3: Carlos Sainz
S4: Sergio Perez
S5: Charles Leclerc
S6: George Russell
S7: Oscar Piastri
S8: Lando Norris

1. Max Verstappen
2. Lando Norris
3. Oscar Piastri
4. Charles Leclerc
5. Lewis Hamilton
6. Carlos Sainz
7. Sergio Perez
8. Estaban Ocon
9. Yuki Tsunoda
10. Pierre Gasly

PP: Max
FL: Sergio
First Retirement: George Russell
ROTR: Daniel Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Yuki Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Daniel Ricciardo
LP: Logan Sargeant
FtP: Alex Albon

[Alextrax52]

2023 The US race that has by far the best track GP

S1: Verstappen
S2: Piastri
S3: Russell
S4: Norris
S5: Perez
S6: Hamilton
S7: Leclerc
S8: Sainz

1: Verstappen
2: Norris
3: Hamilton
4: Perez
5: Piastri
6: Leclerc
7: Alonso
8: Ocon
9: Gasly
10: Bottas

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Russell
ROTR: Sainz (revenge for last year)
IIDOTR: Bottas
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Leclerc

[IceG]

The 2023 “Pictures of unknown American sportsmen, rappers and their squeezes” interrupted by the United States of America F1 Grand Prix at the Circuit of the Americas

S1: Verstappen
S2: Norris
S3: Russell
S4: Perez
S5: Hamilton
S6: Leclerc
S7: Sainz
S8: Alonso

1: Verstappen
2: Norris
3: Hamilton
4: Russell
5: Piastri
6: Sainz
7: Leclerc
8: Alonso
9: Perez
10: Ricciardo (for the LOLZ)

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: All that tacky pizzazz and sudden cuts to celebs whilst a major overtake happens
IIDOTR: Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Gasly

[mario]

S1: Verstappen
S2: Norris
S3: Leclerc
S4: Piastri
S5: Perez
S6: Hamilton
S7: Russell
S8: Sainz

1. Verstappen
2. Norris
3. Piastri
4. Hamilton
5. Russell
6. Leclerc
7. Sainz
8. Perez
9. Ocon
10. Alonso

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FtP: Zhou

[RAK]

2023 Divided Race of America

S1) Verstappen
S2) Leclerc
S3) Perez
S4) Hamilton
S5) Sainz
S6) Russell
S7) Norris
S8) Gasly

1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Sainz
4) Hamilton
5) Perez
6) Norris
7) Russell
8) Piastri
9) Hulkenberg
10) Gasly

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
FTP: Sainz
LP: Bottas

[Enforcer]

Lando Please Do Something. For the Love of God Somehow Stop Max

S1: Norris
S2: Verstappen
S3: Hamilton
S4: Piastri
S5: Russel
S6: Perez
S7: Leclerc
S8: Sainz

1. Nor--- nah. Can't. Verstappen.
2. Norris
3. Sainz
4. Hamilton
5. Perez
6. Piastri
7. Alonso
8. Leclerc
9. Russell
10. Gasly

PP: Verstappen
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sergeant
FtP: Leclerc

[Bleu]

Two Races In One Day In My Time Zone Grand Prix
S1. Verstappen
S2. Sainz
S3. Hamilton
S4. Russell
S5. Alonso
S6. Norris
S7. Albon
S8. Magnussen

1. Verstappen
2. Norris
3. Hamilton
4. Leclerc
5. Sainz
6. Alonso
7. Albon
8. Bottas
9. Ocon
10. Gasly

PP: Norris
FL: Verstappen
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR: Sargeant
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Perez
LP: Zhou
FtP: Ricciardo

[Batty]

Results:

Those Lewis and Chuck DQ'd really hurt people lol

1. rachel1990 - 26
2. Batty - 24
3. mario - 23
4. dr-baker - 22
5. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 21
Enforcer - 21
Alextrax52 - 21
RAK - 21
9. IceG - 19
10. Forti - 18
11. Bleu - 17
Rob Dylan - 17 (+1 for title)

Total:

1. mario - 339
2. rachel1990 - 323 - DP USED
3. IceG - 318 - DP USED
4. RAK - 314
5. Alextrax52 - 299
6. Enforcer - 290
Batty - 290
8. dr-baker - 286
9. MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx - 285
10. Rob Dylan - 243 - DP USED
11. Forti - 212
12. Hermann95 - 203
13. Bleu - 186
14. noiceinmydrink - 165
15. yannicksamlad - 77
16. NickyDustyOwl - 53
17. Londoner - 41
18. Ducktanian - 38
19. pi314159 - 32
20. Carlospace - 26
21. Aerond - 25
22. Zenarcher - 13