2024 Australian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

[Batty]

It's time for the Aussie GP. Woo

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[Rob Dylan]

The 2024 "Could Red Bull's situation get any worse? Now Daniel Ricciardo is the next big thing " Australian Grand Prix

1. Max Verstappen
2. Carlos Sainz Jr.
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Daniel Ricciardo!
5. Sergio Perez
6. Lando Norris
7. Fernando Alonso
8. Lance Stroll
9. George Russell
10. Lewis Hamilton (who looks and sounds quite morose in the post-race interview)

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Nico Hulkenberg (taken out by accident at the first corner. No action)
ROTR: An official poster that spells it as the Austrian Grand Prix (thus saving Yuki Tsunoda from a well-deserved ROTR award)
IIDOTR: Daniel Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Yuki Tsunoda
LP: Yuki Tsunoda (damage from multiple incidents, plus penalties)
FTP: Kevin Magnussen (bad strategy and stop ruins his day)
YF: Logan Sargeant (for causing the Hulkenberg incident)
Worst Team: Williams

[rachel1990]

the 2024 Bottas is now Australian apparently gp

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Carlos Sainz
5. George Russell
6. Lando Norris
7. Oscar Piastri
8. Fernando Alonso
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Lance Stroll

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: no-one
DBTMOTR: Sargent
LP: Zhou
FTP: Albon
YF: n/a
Worst Team: Williams

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

2024 Furijosa:The Mad Max Melbourne Saga... GP

1.Max again.
2.Perez
3.Sainz
4.Leclerc
5.Norris
6.Alonso
7.Piastri
8.Hamilton
9.Russell
10.Bottas

Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Max
First Retirement:Tsunoda
ROTR:Haas
IIDOTR:No-one
DMBTMOTR:Tsunoda
LP:Sergeant
FTP:Sargeant
YF:Ocon
Worst Team:Haas

[mario]

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Russell
5. Sainz
6. Alonso
7. Hamilton
8. Norris
9. Piastri
10. Ricciardo

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Williams (having to withdraw Sargeant so Albon can race)
IIDOTR: no-one
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Magnussen
FTP: Albon
YF: Ocon
Worst Team: Haas

[Alextrax52]

2024 Honey Badger’s return to Oz GP

1: Verstappen
2: Leclerc
3: Sainz
4: Perez
5: Piastri
6: Russell
7: Norris
8: Hamilton
9: Alonso
10: Stroll

Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Ricciardo
ROTR: Ricciardo (Oz return lasts 3 corners)
IIDOTR: Alpine (11th and 12th is progress)
DBTMOTR: Magnussen
LP: Magnussen
FTP: Tsunoda
YF: Ricciardo
Worst Team: Haas

[Batty]

1. VER
2. PER
3. LEC
4. SAI
5. PIA
6. NOR
7. ALO
8. HAM
9. STR
10. RUS
Pole: VER
Fastest Lap: VER
First Retirement: ZHO
ROTR: Albon
IIDOTR: idk let's roll with Magnussen
DBTMOTR: idk Tsunoda?
LP: Magnussen
FTP: HUL
YF: ALB
Worst Team: Kick Sauber

[dr-baker]

Woo how, Japan and Australia are back together next to each other on the calendar! But wait. It’s not the end of the season? And Australia is BEFORE Japan? And Australia isn’t the first round either? What madness is this?

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Leclerc
5. Hamilton
6. Russell
7. Norris
8. Piastri
9. Alonso
10. Stroll
Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Albon
ROTR: Albon
IIDOTR: nobody
DBTMOTR: Zhou
LP: Ocon
FTP: Albon
YF: Albon
Worst Team: Haas
Funniest Alternative Title: Yes.

Double points please.

[Row Man Gross-Gene]

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Perez
4. Sainz
5. Hamilton
6. Alonso
7. Russell
8. Norris
9. Piastri
10. Stroll

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Alonso
DBTMOTR: Magnussen
LP: Magnussen
FTP: Hulkenberg
YF: Ocon
Worst Team: Haas

[IceG]

The 2024 "Nice mullet mate" Australian F1 Grand Prix

1. Charles Leclerc
2. Max Verstappen
3. Lando Norris
4. Carlos Sainz Jr.
5. Sergio Perez
6. Oscar Piastri
7. Fernando Alonso
8. George Russell
9. Daniel Ricciardo
10. Lewis Hamilton

Pole: Charles Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Charles Leclerc
First Retirement: Zhou Guanyu
ROTR: Lewis Hamilton for whining about the car, the tyres and the strategy, and then spinning out of 4th place in an unforced error
IIDOTR: Daniel Ricciardo
DBTMOTR: Lance Stroll
LP: Pierre Gasly
FTP: Zhou Guanyu
YF: Zhou Guanyu
Worst Team: Alpine

[Enforcer]

2024 taking a punt on anyone but Max Grand Prix

1. Charles Leclerc
2. Max Verstappen
3. Carlos Sainz
4. Fernando Alonso
5. Sergio Perez
6. George Russell
7. Lance Troll
8. Lewis Hamilton
9. Lando Norris
10. Oscar Piastri

Pole: Charles Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Does Sargeant count? If not, Ricciardo
ROTR: Williams, for the chassis swap.
IIDOTR: Leclerc
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Zhou
FTP: Tsunoda
YF: Ricciardo
Worst Team: Kick Sauber When They're Down

[RAK]

2024 Woeful Williams Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Leclerc
3) Perez
4) Sainz
5) Norris
6) Hamilton
7) Alonso
8) Russell
9) Stroll
10) Ricciardo

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Sainz
First Retirement: Albon
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Bottas
LP: Bottas
FTP: Tsunoda
YF: Albon
Worst Team: Sauber

[Forti]

Logan, it's James
1. M Verstappen
2. S Perez
3. O Piastri
4. C Leclerc
5. L Norris
6. C Sainz
7. L Hamilton
8. G Russell
9. F Alonso
10. Y Tsunoda
Pole: M Verstappen
Fastest Lap: M Verstappen
First Retirement: A Albon (because Sargeant was withdrawn well before the race)
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: O Piastri
DBTMOTR: L Stroll
LP: E Ocon
FTP: L Stroll
YF: A Albon
Worst Team: Alpine

[Jarvis]

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Carlos Sainz Jr.
5. Lando Norris
6. George Russell
7. Lance Stroll
8. Oscar Piastri
9. Alex Albon
10. Yuki Tsunoda

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen