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2009 Championship chances - by Robert Kubica
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"Respecting Other Peoples' Privacy (Even When They're Sexual Freaks)" by News of the World.
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"The Reserved F1 Driver" by James Hunt
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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"Pitting the FW17" by David Coulthard

"How to Remain Calm and Collected" by Murray Walker

"How to Remain Calm in a Mundane Situation" by Nigel Mansell, Forward by Dennis Vitolo

"Making Friends in India" by Jamie MacGregor and Enoch Law

"How to Win Races as the Teams #1 Driver" by Giancarlo Fisichella
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How To Make Friends With Your Teammate by Ayrton Senna, foreword by Alain Prost
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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"Nerves Of Steel" - by Lewis Hamilton
"My Championship Year" - by Stephane Sarrazin
"My Ferrari Dream" - by Luca Badoer
"Women I Have Loved" - by Gaston Mazzacane (sorry, Gaston)
"Mr Charisma" - by Dr Jonathan Palmer, foreword by Nick Heidfeld
"A Guide To Public Speaking" - Kimi Raikkonen
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"Making me Laugh in Public" by Kimi Raikkonen
"Reconciliation" by the FIA and FOTA
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How To Look Good In A Thong - Flavio Briatore
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"Your opinion matters" by Max Mosley, forward by Bernie
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R Rosset wrote:"Winning the 2002 FIA Formula 3000 Championship" by Tomas Enge.
"Sweden's success in Formula One from 1992 onwards" by Kenny Bräck and Björn Wirdheim.
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Kenyy Bräck also have a epilogue title "My friend the catch fence."

"Coke and Magnum, a real mans diet" by Kimi Raikkonen

"How to turn winning in Champ car and CART into winning in Formula 1" by Sebastian Bourdais with forewards by Micheal Andretti, and Cristiano da Matta
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Formula One Success by Women
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"Why brake-tests are bad" by Michael Schumacher, continued by Fernando Alonso and Lewis Hamilton
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"How to Stay Sober" by James Hunt
"A Lap Around Catalunya" by Perry McCarthy
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"How to race within the rules" by Michael Schumacher (Foreword by Flavio Briatore, Footnotes by 2007 and 2009 McLaren F1 teams)
"Our Success" by Jaguar F1
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Wizzie wrote:"How to race within the rules" by Michael Schumacher (Foreword by Flavio Briatore, Footnotes by 2007 and 2009 McLaren F1 teams)
"Our Success" by Jaguar F1


I'm taking that last one a little further:

"Our Success" by anyone profiled on F1 Rejects
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beau99 wrote:"A Lap Around Catalunya" by Perry McCarthy


Actually, more fitting would be:

"Positive things in My F1-career" by Perry McCarthy
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"A Beginners guide to speaking in public" by Kimi Räikkönen
"A Rough guide to the Swedish Formula one drivers in the 21st century" by anonymous
"How to stay sharp into ripe old age" by Bernie Eccelstone
"10 easy steps to turning yourself from a number two to a number one" by Rubens Barrichello
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FW08 wrote:""10 easy steps to turning yourself from a number two to a number one" by Rubens Barrichello


With a foreword called "Pulling over".
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"My Time At McLaren", by Michael Andretti, with foreword by Andrea de Cesaris.
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beau99 wrote:"My Time At McLaren", by Michael Andretti, with foreword by Andrea de Cesaris.


He drove 13 races there, so that book might be a tad too long for my taste. The book with the same title by Jan Magnussen and Phillippe Alliot is a hoot, tho.
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"how to drive in a Grand Prix" by Bernie Ecclestone
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Drive Like A Champion- Stirling Moss
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Drave like a Winner - Chris Amon, forwarded by Mark Webber
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Luck - By Chris Amon
I got Pointed Opinions and I ain't afraid to use em!
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BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
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"The complete idiot's guide to finishing the Monaco GP" by Kazuki Nakajima
"My friends" by Max Mosley
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"Why we must respect other newbies like me" by Nelsinho Piquet.
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"Luck" by Jean Alesi.
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"How to get great sound quality"-F1 Rejects Podcast (sorry guys...)
"How to run a unified and successful sport"-Tony George
"How to race with dignity and humility"-Ferrari
"Ricardo Londono Bridge" by anyone
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"Luck" by Mark Webber
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Standing Up Against Team Orders-- Rubens Barrichello
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thehemogoblin wrote:Standing Up Against Team Orders-- Rubens Barrichello

Forewards by Eddie Irvine, Mika Salo, and Giorgio Francia.
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.

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On the subject of mythical F1 books, I did enjoy this excerpt from "Lewis Hamilton's diary", by Marina Hyde...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... s-hamilton

Probably the only time you'll see Jenson Button likened to Mr T!
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Hate to joke about a man I revere greatly, but...

"Formula One: Radical Solutions" by Luigi Colani
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!

...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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How to enter the pits correctly by David Coulthard
How to finish a race by Andrea de Cesaris
How I dominated F1 by Jean Denis Deletraz
Yes I can be arsed by Kimi Raikkonen
Bad Qualifier, Great Racer by Jarno Trulli
How to make your teammate look silly by Nelson Piquet jr. and Kazuki Nakajima
I am the world's luckiest F1 Driver by Martin Brundle
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FW08 wrote:
beau99 wrote:"My Time At McLaren", by Michael Andretti, with foreword by Andrea de Cesaris.


He drove 13 races there, so that book might be a tad too long for my taste. The book with the same title by Jan Magnussen and Phillippe Alliot is a hoot, tho.


Surely with an introduction by Steve South?
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''It's my surname for a reason'' by Scott Speed

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"2010 Technical Regulations" by FOTA
"I don't think we should be used to finance (the manufacturers') R&D because they will produce that engine anyway" said Monisha Kaltenborn.
"You will never see a Mercedes using a Ferrari engine or the other way round."
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"How to Enter Formula 1" by Prodrive
"How to Succeed at F1" by Lola
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dr-baker wrote:"How to Succeed at F1" by Lola


Forwarded by Life, Eurobrun, Osella, Zakspeed, Coloni, Rial, Monteverdi, Andrea Moda, Mastercard Lola and far too many drivers to count.
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"How to enter the pitlane properly" By David Coulthard, with forward by Roberto Moreno.
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