Alternative 2010 Season

[TomWazzleshaw]

4 races to go and 3 teams are in contention for both crowns... let's see what happens when we remove said 3 teams from the equation:

DRIVERS:
1. Nico Rosberg: 322 points (9 wins, 4 2nds, 1 3rd)
2. Robert Kubica: 290 points (4 wins, 6 2nds, 4 3rds)
3. Michael Schumacher: 231 points (4 wins, 2 2nds, 1 3rd)
4. Rubens Barrichello: 177 points (1 win, 2 2nds)
5. Adrian Sutil: 155 points (2 2nds, 3 3rds)
6. Kamui Kobayashi: 117 points (1 2nd, 1 3rd)
7. Jaime Alguersuari: 104 points (Best Result: 2 4ths)
8. Nico Hulkenberg: 101 points (2 2nds, 1 3rd)
9. Vitantonio Liuzzi: 98 points (3 3rds)
10. Vitaly Petrov: 95 points (1 win, 2 3rds)
11. Sebastien Buemi: 79 points (1 3rd)
12. Pedro de la Rosa: 43 points (1 3rd)
13. Nick Heidfeld: 33 points (1 3rd)
14. Heikki Kovaleinen: 21 points (Best Result: 1 7th)
15. Jarno Trulli: 7 points (Best Result: 1 8th)
16. Karun Chandhok: 6 points (Best Result: 3 9ths)
17. Lucas di Grassi: 4 points (Best Result: 1 8th)
18. Bruno Senna: 4 points (Best Result: 4 10ths)
19. Timo Glock: 2 points (Best Result: 1 9th)
20. Sakon Yamamoto: 0 points (Best Result: 2 11ths)
21. Christian Klien: 0 points (Best Result: 1 14th)

TIEBREAKERS:
17th, 18th (Tiebreaker: Best Result)
20th, 21st (Tiebreaker: Best Result)

CONSTRUCTORS:
1. Mercedes GP Petronas F1 Team: 563 points (13 wins, 6 2nds, 2 3rds)
2. Renault F1 Team: 385 points (5 wins, 6 2nds, 6 3rds)
3. AT&T Williams Cosworth: 278 points (1 win, 4 2nds, 1 3rd)
4. Force India F1 Team Mercedes: 253 points (2 2nds, 6 3rds)
5. BMW Sauber F1 Team Ferrari: 193 points (1 2nd, 3 3rds)
6. Scuderia Toro Rosso Ferrari: 183 points (1 3rd)
7. Lotus Racing Cosworth: 28 points (Best Result: 1 7th)
8. Hispania Racing F1 Team Cosworth: 10 points (Best Result: 3 9ths)
9. Virgin Racing Cosworth: 6 points (Best Result: 1 8th)

Discuss

[tommykl]

di Grassi beating Glock, I definitely did not see coming.

[James1978]

Liuzzi's a lot higher than I expected him to be, even though he's still behind Sutil!

[dr-baker]

And Chandhok is the second-highest-placed of the new-team drivers.


Allez chez vous, Colin Kolles !!! Go home Colin Kolles!!!

[P_Friesacher]

Allez chez vous, Colin Kolles !!! Go home Colin Kolles!!!

Couldn't we perhaps start a thread in which everyone says some variation of this in their own language?
Schleich dich, Colin Kolles !!!(Austrian verison, so someone from Germany can still use the regular German one)

[Phoenix]

VETE A CAGAR, COLIN KOLLES

[P_Friesacher]

VETE A CAGAR, COLIN KOLLES

And now I just pasted this into the paper I'm working on for university as a footnote. Quite happy I realized my mistake... Will now have to check all the remaining footnotes in the file...

[Ferrim]

VETE A CAGAR, COLIN KOLLES

The proper translation would be VETE A CASA, COLIN KOLLES, but I like your variation. For the non-Spanish people, that's more like: "go to have a shite, Colin Kolles"

Liuzzi, Petrov, Hulkenberg, Kobayashi, Alguersuari and Buemi unrejectify themselves. The Sauber vs. Toro Rosso comparison shows that the STR has been far more reliable.

[shinji]

Teigh abhaile, Colin Kolles.

Pronounced tay awolya.

[Nuppiz]

PAINU KOTIIN, COLIN KOLLES

Although I'd prefer it as "painu hemmettiin" or something even more rude.

[tommykl]

Rentre chez toi, Colin Kolles!

[Nessafox]

Ga naar huis, Colin Kolles

[thehemogoblin]

Git y'all's ass to yo' crib, Colin Kolles!

[Phoenix]

VETE A CAGAR, COLIN KOLLES

And now I just pasted this into the paper I'm working on for university as a footnote. Quite happy I realized my mistake... Will now have to check all the remaining footnotes in the file...

that's made my afternoon

The proper translation would be VETE A CASA, COLIN KOLLES, but I like your variation. For the non-Spanish people, that's more like: "go to have a shite, Colin Kolles"

Ya sé que no es exacto, pero es que así le doy más énfasis.
Sorry, but I just feel silly speaking in English to another Spanish speaker. And my phrase would be comparable to go screw you, but a bit more refined. It's used when people wants somebody to get out of his sight in a hurry because he/she's angry with that person.

[watka]

Git y'all's ass to yo' crib, Colin Kolles!

WIN

[tommykl]

Git y'all's ass to yo' crib, Colin Kolles!

WIN

Bucket full O'What he said.

[FullMetalJack]

In HWNSNBM's language

HAZAMEGY COLIN KOLLES

[watka]

In his native tongue:

Du-te acasa, Colin Kolles!

[QuickYoda41]

In HWNSNBM's language

HAZAMEGY COLIN KOLLES

well, it's rather

COLIN KOLLES, MENJ HAZA!

or maybe even more Hungarian:

TAKARODJ, COLIN KOLLES!

[TomWazzleshaw]

I've just realised that I forgot to add Rosberg's win at Singapore to his total so standings have been updated

[Viresh]

Thank you for sharing your list i definitely know the alternative which you are mention over and above.

[Shizuka]

And Chandhok is the second-highest-placed of the new-team drivers.


Allez chez vous, Colin Kolles !!! Go home Colin Kolles!!!

Let's add a bit obscure languaged one into the mix, Hungarian!
MENJ HAZA, COLIN KOLLES!

And still, it shows how consistent Rosberg and Kubica are this year.

Edit:

or maybe even more Hungarian:

TAKARODJ, COLIN KOLLES!

Takarodj is a bit more harsh than menj haza, which literally translates to Go Home in English.

[Colin_Kolles]

No.

[Verde]

Brazilian Portuguese:

VÁ À MERDA, COLIN KOLLES.

VÁ CATAR COQUINHOS, COLIN KOLLES.

VÁ PLANTAR BATATAS, COLIN KOLLES.

VÁ PRO INFERNO, COLIN KOLLES.

VÁ PRA PUTA QUE O PARIU, COLIN KOLLES.

The first and the last ones are the most, uhm, offensive.

[Shizuka]

No.

You said that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX3JnUhTaE - in this way?

In HWNSNBM's language

HAZAMEGY COLIN KOLLES

Lack of inflection here.

[thehemogoblin]

Brazilian Portuguese:

VÁ À MERDA, COLIN KOLLES.

VÁ PRA PUTA QUE O PARIU, COLIN KOLLES.

The first and the last ones are the most, uhm, offensive.

Hey, romance languages translate easily between themselves, even including swearwords! Hooray for knowing vaguely what you said!

[Klon]

Geh doch zuhause, Co-lin Kol-les !!!

While I am at it...

[Cynon]

GTFO Colin Kolles!

[tommykl]

I thought I'd try something I don't know: LUXEMBOURGISH

Gaan doheem, Colin Kolles!

[WeirdKerr]

GET TAE F, COLIN KOLLES

[watka]

SCRAM, COLIN KOLLES!

[dr-baker]

Immee thie, Colin Kolles!

[Phoenix]

Ves-te'n a ca teva, Colin Kolles!

[TomWazzleshaw]

Standings updated to Post-Japan.

Schumacher's win almost guarantees Mercedes' constructors title but the double podium for Sauber means they've closed right up to Toro Rosso for 5th place. Also a double points finish for Lotus, the first points of the season for Glock and a point for Hispania.

[TomWazzleshaw]

Standings updated to post-Korea. Schumacher's second win in a row means Mercedes has secured the Constructors championship but Kubica's second place means there's only 12 points between him and Rosberg with just 2 races to go.

[TomWazzleshaw]

Standings updated to post-Brazil. Kubica's inabilty to pass Hulkenberg costs him the championship. Even though he can equal Rosberg's points total at Aba Dabby Rosberg will still win on countback.

[Myrvold]

What is "Go Home, Colin Kolles!" In your language?

A bit late, but...

Dra hjem, Colin Kolles!
Gå hjem, Colin Kolles! - Am I the only one with a strange letter?
Dra deg til helvete vekk herfra, Colin Kolles!

First is correct translation, second a direct, the third, the... not very nice or polite that I would use

And I find it very funny to try to say it in other languages, I mostly fail big time!

[TomWazzleshaw]

Standings updated to post Abu Dhabi. The only mover is Jaime Alguersuari whose 4th place moves him up from 9th to 7th.