I nominate Karun Chandhok
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DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Collieafc wrote:That...is going to be hard to top, after that on first practice. Epic fail!
jp22 wrote:Collieafc wrote:For actual ROTR I would nominate a fair choice of one of the rookies probably Di Resta or D'Ambrosio I think (and I don't know why, but everytime I hear D'Ambrosio I always think of the Ambrosia custard I haven't had in years)
Bob wrote:Well someone had to!
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Captain Hammer wrote:And that someone is me. It's long been established that this is my baby. Mine!
Ferrim wrote:I don't understand why the new teams are SO slow. I mean teams which have a bit of a budget, like Lotus or Virgin.
Paul Hayes wrote:Looks like Virgin at the moment - I don't think the dire performance of HRT is surprising to anybody, but Virgin being this bad must come as something of a shock.
Klon wrote:Ferrim wrote:I don't understand why the new teams are SO slow. I mean teams which have a bit of a budget, like Lotus or Virgin.
Virgin doesn't have a budget. They're running on an self-imposed budget cap which is way below anything the top teams, or Lotus for that matter, use.
Captain Hammer wrote:Bob wrote:Well someone had to!
And that someone is me. It's long been established that this is my baby. Mine!
For that reason, you are now crowned Reject of the Race for Melbourne. Don't do it again.
Valrys wrote:I nominate the 107% rule as well, as there's a very good chance of 4 cars not qualifying, and when two of them are slow but not that slow
Phoenix wrote:HRT, no contest. One can't get enough of his antics
Bob wrote:Virgin are probably more rejectworthy than HRT. HRT is an underfunded, understaffed and underprepared outfit that we love purely for comedy value, it's sort of expected. Virgin are actually serious and managing to humiliate themselves, there's no excuse really, they've had longer than a lot of teams to test and prepare.
Ferrim wrote:Valrys wrote:I nominate the 107% rule as well, as there's a very good chance of 4 cars not qualifying, and when two of them are slow but not that slow
It's over six seconds off the Q1 pace not that slow?
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MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
Dr. Helmut Marko wrote: Finally we have an Australian in the team who can start a race well and challenge Vettel.
Klon wrote:You were too late.
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
Captain Hammer wrote:Klon wrote:You were too late.
Actually, Bob was too quick. It was decided last year that these threads should not be created until after FP3 at the earliest, the reason being to prevent a useless thread cluttering the forum and to allow the drivers time to actually do something Reject-worthy. Judging by the time-stamps on Bob's post, he created it within two minutes of Chandhok crashing, which meant he made it in the first five minutes of FP1. Which is way too soon.
Biscione wrote:"Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
Cynon wrote:107% Rule for giving us a grid of 18 cars -- making F1's car count dip so low that it matched that of Champ Car post-2003.
David Coulthard wrote:Well, I saw there were a lot of fans sittig there, so I thought I'd excite the crowd a little bit.
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