Grand Prix Rejects

When it's not chocolate (I'm beginning to feel hungry...) it's football, or cricket, or amazonian mosquitoes, or long-range antennae. It's just a big problem to solve
Well, we could have the Andrea Sassetti Memorial Forum converging around the Rantbox thread. Any off-topic commment could be sent there, and we could also have a F1 Rejects Souvenir Shop forum in case anyone is interested in buying something from the spammers, always HWNSNBM approved of course!

You, sirs, have all no idea what good chocolate is all about. Ritter Sport all the way, preferably in nougat, but I don't mind other types either (except for marzipan)

Klon wrote:You, sirs, have all no idea what good chocolate is all about. Ritter Sport all the way, preferably in nougat, but I don't mind other types either (except for marzipan)

I have a Ritter Sport marzipan sitting next to me.

You're a hater.

What makes it sporty anyway?

watka wrote:What makes it sporty anyway?

Sleek red packaging.

thehemogoblin wrote:

watka wrote:What makes it sporty anyway?

Sleek red packaging.

That's what made the Ferrari look sporty when Badoer was driving it rather than looking like a red tortoise.

Not wanting to blase anyone, but has someone taken my idea of the new forums into consideration?

Ritter Sport hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Phoenix wrote:Not wanting to blase anyone, but has someone taken my idea of the new forums into consideration?

Ritter Sport hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Won't make any difference every topic will be miles off within half a dozen posts same as usual & that's what makes Rejects......rejects


400 posts 399 of them off topic!

I probably hold the record for most relevant posts on the forum.
However this won't count towards it...

LionZoo wrote:....Unless of course, that love was of a common woman. Then it's a problem....

I've been to a few meets like that, and they've been fine.

kostas22 wrote:I probably hold the record for most relevant posts on the forum.
However this won't count towards it...

I don't believe that...

thehemogoblin wrote:

kostas22 wrote:I probably hold the record for most relevant posts on the forum.
However this won't count towards it...

I don't believe that...

Well who's would be higher then? Carlos? He talks a load of rubbish

kostas22 wrote:

thehemogoblin wrote:

kostas22 wrote:I probably hold the record for most relevant posts on the forum.
However this won't count towards it...

I don't believe that...

Well who's would be higher then? Carlos? He talks a load of rubbish

Captain Hammerbashi.

kostas22 wrote:

thehemogoblin wrote:

kostas22 wrote:I probably hold the record for most relevant posts on the forum.
However this won't count towards it...

I don't believe that...

Well who's would be higher then? Carlos? He talks a load of rubbish

We aim to please...

What a shame. And I thought I was going to find serious people down here and I only found a pand of depressed schizoids with no social life whatsoever bar this forum and talking trash to other people...

BTW this is a joke (not the first time I say something like this joking and someone gets angry...) so calm down before bringing up the papayas.

Bort wrote:

LionZoo wrote:....Unless of course, that love was of a common woman. Then it's a problem....

I've been to a few meets like that, and they've been fine.

I've been to one. It wasn't fine.

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Bort wrote:

LionZoo wrote:....Unless of course, that love was of a common woman. Then it's a problem....

I've been to a few meets like that, and they've been fine.

I've been to one. It wasn't fine.

Got off with a fine?

eagleash wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Bort wrote:I've been to a few meets like that, and they've been fine.

I've been to one. It wasn't fine.

Got off with a fine?

Didn't got off as such. But the whole thing was a dud, so I moved on.

Snoozey2 wrote:

Phoenix wrote:What a shame. And I thought I was going to find serious people down here and I only found a pand of depressed schizoids with no social life whatsoever bar this forum and talking trash to other people...

Please join the club, won't you? There's no need to feel ashamed.

Don't you think I made more than enough efforts to enter the club through the big door?

I was only ironizing...

Phoenix wrote:I was only ironizing...

Irony is soooo industrial revolution. You should try some aluminium-y, or maybe even some carbon fibre-y.

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Phoenix wrote:I was only ironizing...

Irony is soooo industrial revolution. You should try some aluminium-y, or maybe even some carbon fibre-y.

Let me guess...I made a funny blunter?

Phoenix wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Phoenix wrote:I was only ironizing...

Irony is soooo industrial revolution. You should try some aluminium-y, or maybe even some carbon fibre-y.

Let me guess...I made a funny blunter?

No. It was just me who made a blunter at trying to be funny.

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Phoenix wrote:Let me guess...I made a funny blunter?

No. It was just me who made a blunter at trying to be funny.

Guys, I know English isn't your first language, but... blunter? In terms of comedy value, that's only bettered by 'blase'!

Warren Hughes wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Phoenix wrote:Let me guess...I made a funny blunter?

No. It was just me who made a blunter at trying to be funny.

Guys, I know English isn't your first language, but... blunter? In terms of comedy value, that's only bettered by 'blase'!

And yes, it was a linguistic blunder.

Warren Hughes wrote:Guys, I know English isn't your first language, but... blunter? In terms of comedy value, that's only bettered by 'blase'!

Well, it could've been worse. I could've said Blundell or even Brundle...

Phoenix wrote:

Warren Hughes wrote:Guys, I know English isn't your first language, but... blunter? In terms of comedy value, that's only bettered by 'blase'!

Well, it could've been worse. I could've said Blundell or even Brundle...

Blundell would be appropriate anyway for a linguistic blunder.

shinji wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

Warren Hughes wrote:Guys, I know English isn't your first language, but... blunter? In terms of comedy value, that's only bettered by 'blase'!

Well, it could've been worse. I could've said Blundell or even Brundle...

Blundell would be appropriate anyway for a linguistic blunder.

Sorry for the mistake, I think I've disappointed all my Phoenglish fans

Phoenix wrote:

Waris wrote:"I might be a man, but I sure love chocolate" - Phoenix

It happens to a lot of male people. Some even consider chocolate as a replacement for sex...BTW do you have some chocolate you aren't going to eat? (not for replacing sex of course...)

This will create a huge pileup...

If I have any chocolate, you can bet I'm going to eat it.

Waris wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

Waris wrote:"I might be a man, but I sure love chocolate" - Phoenix

It happens to a lot of male people. Some even consider chocolate as a replacement for sex...BTW do you have some chocolate you aren't going to eat? (not for replacing sex of course...)

This will create a huge pileup...

If I have any chocolate, you can bet I'm going to eat it.

No, because I'd come out of nowhere and eat it before you can even remove the wrapper. Figure that one very out.

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Phoenix wrote:No, because I'd come out of nowhere and eat it before you can even remove the wrapper. Figure that one very out.

Phoenix, please enlighten me.

shinji wrote:]

Phoenix wrote:No, because I'd come out of nowhere and eat it before you can even remove the wrapper. Figure that one very out.

Phoenix, please enlighten me.

Sure, gentleman...

Phoenix wrote:

Waris wrote:

Phoenix wrote:It happens to a lot of male people. Some even consider chocolate as a replacement for sex...BTW do you have some chocolate you aren't going to eat? (not for replacing sex of course...)

This will create a huge pileup...

If I have any chocolate, you can bet I'm going to eat it.

No, because I'd come out of nowhere and eat it before you can even remove the wrapper. Figure that one very out.

In true badass HWNSNBM-imitating style, I will eat the wrapper.

Waris wrote:In true badass HWNSNBM-imitating style, I will eat the wrapper.

The wrapper is already gone, a month ago.