Grand Prix Rejects

Spanish TV f1 Pit reporter Laia Ferrer gets in amongst the guys


LF: Does my arse look big in this?
ALL: YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!

'New Tanning Booth concept put to the test'

Heikki isn't avoiding the ass, there's a mirror in front of him, showing him her boobage.

Luca: I think I have you by the balls now Kimi.

FA: World Champion, go home Michael

MS: I'll be back

CarlosFerreira wrote:

RejectSteve wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:I have to say, this really hurts. She's gorgeous and elegant and he's, well, Flab Flav.

Money is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Possibly. I, personally, wouldn't know.

Gosh!! Flav is lucky b@stard, god I'm jealous of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's to say there isn't a penis under the skirt

MaxZero wrote:what's to say there isn't a penis under the skirt

MaxZero wrote:what's to say there isn't a penis under the skirt

Don't do that. Please, don't do that. If that actually happens, I'll never be able to look at a skirt again...

Also, in her defense, she doesn't look East German.

Kovalainen: "How can you enjoy looking at those, knowing that they're fake?"
Hamilton: "... Santa's not real, but we still enjoy opening his presents."

You say shite about me, Piquet? I've got your keys now. And I'm gonna knock up your girlfriend just to teach you a lesson.

Just keep going Nelson

Ross Prawn wrote:

Even here, Nelson couldn't keep up with Fernando.

Ross Prawn wrote:

Despite the advantages, Piquet demonstates when not to recharge KERS.

(If these cars were on the other side, this would set up a perfect AVUS caption.)

Ross Prawn wrote:

Nelson hasn't quite got the idea that no matter how hard he tries he won't beat Alonso
And on a different note is that the 08 or the 09 car?

'Renault Demonstration Enjoy their best attendance figures to date'

Wizzie wrote:And on a different note is that the 08 or the 09 car?

2008.

Nelson: This track is so straight, I won't spin this ti...AAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!

When Flav told Nelsinho to follow Alonso's lead and keep it on the straight and narrow, this was not what he had in mind.

noshpit wrote:

That's old. Jaguar used to run a magazine ad showing a circuit designed like a jaguar just like that.

Mosley: Screw you Vatanen and Todt, rich pensioneers always get the chicks!


Guy on the right: I know that our team is running out of backing from BMW, but is the situation really this bad?
Guy on the left: Oh yes it is, I already had to sell my shirt to get some food!


Button: Hmm, nice bumpers...


I haven't drunk anything yet, and have watched the race very eagerly...*snore*


We could borrow this car to Kimi for the rally, put some ice cream here, and tell him that the keys to the tailgate wait for him at the finish.

i have more









i stole this from kimi

noshpit wrote:

Max launches campaign to become Prime Minister of Italy.

Button: Usual problem, not warm enough for me to get a good grip.

Bloody Frank Williams !

This drunk fan with a poor attention span just channeled his inner Kimi Raikkonen.

This Formula One driver just channeled his inner Kimi Raikkonen as well.

Just how far will some people go in order to to win the championship...

Kimi: So you want to drive for McLaren next year, Fernando? Here's an appetizer of the Ron Dennis treatment!
Fernando: It's not worse than Flav, honestly!

noshpit wrote:

SMSW3PG?


Flintstones: Two cavemen trying a foot-powered budget airline.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for Ice Cream!

There go my pants!

Jenson Buttocks.

The teams allow Scumi to test, on one condition...